I am considering doing vocal porn. I'm terrible with names, though. Help: I need a porn name!

Baba Jaga maybe?
Or something like BlackPearl

Is that a good or a bad thing?

>>vocaroo.com/i/s0DDLhraBNov

Alexa Holmes

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>Black Pearl
yarrr, this be the one

Little Miss Photoshop

LOL a woman trying to be dominant. Cute.

Guessing that you'd enjoy circumcising a male from his glans back to his balls so that he stops humping the furniture to get off?

>aye mang, who you bangin' lately?
>Alexa, Holmes

TayTay?

Yup sounds like one of those text to speech bitches

Maximum kek pick this op

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i mean, if alexa wanted to succ me i would be down.

Take a picture with your finger in your ear and one eye open

But then what would I use as a dildo? Hmmm?

Names are taken.

Maybe... do I seriously sound that robotic? I know I can enunciate but wow.

Isn't that a Tool lyric?

you may have the tits, but we need to see if you have the pussy

I'm not doing face pics. Sorry.

the problem is it sounds like you are reading from a script

It doesn't actually sound like you want me to "Cum for you". You honestly should probably masturbate while you did it so that you can actually put some emotion into it.

post more bobs

I can see why you decided to go with vocal porn

You have the perfect voice for selling Shark vacuum cleaners. And nice tits for tv viewing as you demonstrate the suction power.

I suppose there is a balance to be struck between maximum functionality and minimum enjoyment for the male.

that body is made for radio

thats definitely a Tool lyric

you're reading a book, that's not arousing at all.
try moaning with a vibrator or something, talk slutty.

working on it. Warning: I do not shave downstairs.

I say your porn name should be something along the lines of Dommy Mommy not due to age or anything but it's still a thought

that doesn't bother me, so long as your pussy is fuckable

Mistress Muffy McNipples

What will I win If I'll help you?
BatWoman
DeepWebSlut
WhiteGrayFox
Try those

Fuck yea show us that hairy pussy

Ok, here is my crotch. Rat's nest and all. I am aware my pics suck.

Yeah, I was reading off a script. Just a short story someone posted. Seemed like a good place to start.

Thanks. I guess?

Indeed. Besides, threats carry a lovely weight.

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Inflatable Tits

Seriously, how about you step on a scale and rethink if any soul truly wants to see your mammoth physique.

would you ever do pussy tribute pics?

I can try without the timestamp, too. It will take a bit. Not sure if it will come out better.

Keep the names coming...

You'll be able to listen to more audio porn knowing the name was your idea.

The only one not taken is Deepwebslut. I'm not sure if I want to be labeled a slut. Not quite what I had in mind, but at least it's open. WhiteGrayGox actually draws hentai apparently.

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How would that work? Just wondering.

DO YOU EVEN FUCKING WASH

Holy fuck I was almost blinded

you have quite a nice pussy, i'd bend you over and rail you

drop the scripts and cum into the microphone. congrats, you did the thing.

Margaret StretchHer
Martha YouHard
Sarah Nailin'
Hillary ClitTone
Emma GoneHardez

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I will with pleasure. So maybe try to combine my ideas like BlackWebPearl or DeepWebPearl? I didn't mean hentai with that fox, I'm not into that at all

post asshole

put a phone tablet or some other screen with a picture someone requests under your pussy. bonus if you jerk off

Miss Big tits Mcgillicuddy

Having fun with the polilicks?

>BlackWebPearl
That one actually is nice and doesn't seem to be taken. I'll consider it.

I'll be nice: post a throwaway email and whoever I pick will get one short request (500 words or less).

Sounds interesting. My phones are all small and crappy, though.

I do, but those pics sucked. Trying to take better ones.

Marble Peaches.

Kinky Spankalot
Bree Sparkle
Kinky Rammer
Brandalina Marie
Lulu Hooters

crappy phones are ok. trust me, youd be a hit. great way to get people to check out your page whenever you choose a name

Morgana Lane

Miss Monika?

According with yory voice note you should call you Mr. Putota.

Wut??

I know I have massive pillow tits and even worse nips. There's a reason I was covering them.

Another nice one that isn't taken. Hmm...

Funny names... generally taken, too.

Taken. Sorry.

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Alexa Domexa
Cortana Dominaria

i actually really like your tits
feel like dropping a snap or something?

Of all the things wrong, your nipples are not one of them

i would suck the shit out your nipples

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Alexa domexa
Courtney whortney
Britney splitney
Jenn penn
Astrid gaastrid

Got snapchat?

No timestamp, but hopefully a better pic.

More solid choices that aren't taken.

Hmmm... so far I need to narrow it down between Cortana Dominaria, Marble Peaches, and Pearl Blackweb. Still considering ideas, though.

I don't use anything but email right now. I'm weird. That's why I mentioned throwaway emails earlier.

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I'm fucking hard

How about Alexa Cortana.

you really should make either a snap or discord, i'd love to talk to you more

this is a voice engine right? not a person?

Thanks for posting this. Enjoyed the vocal sample.

I love your tits and nips, can you post more ? Do you have lotion ? Baby oil ? I want to cum to you so hard.

I think you're supposed to use your middle name, followed by a street you've lived on

Results in a lot of rule 34. Apparently people are into Alexa x Cortana.

Maybe. I have been considering Discord. It could be a good place to get exposure and feedback. Provided I can find a decent server. Otherwise I'll probably just dump things in the female voice thread on /soc/.

I just kind of thought you sounded like something smooth and strong, but also sweet. I also wanted to come up with something seductive, but not "pornstarish".

I have an email if you would like to maybe get a little request.

The one from BlackWebPearl
Mail
[email protected]

honestly, go make one and drop your tag
i'll add you

Most streets I have lived on have lame names, though. Like "Second" or "Americana".

I appreciate that, actually. There's a lot of really cliche names out there. Also, feel free to post it. Marble Peaches user, right?

Thanks. I might just take vocal requests from the top three. I need to get more practice in.

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[email protected]
Yes, marble peaches :)

discord dot gg slash dv2Xnfc

here you go, I created a discord for you

taylor gray

Thanks will email shortly.

> Cortana's Sex Shack
lol

join

i dont think you have anything to do in this business.

too average, too ugly. sorry hun, better wake up

I guess I can download it and muck around a little. Not too long. It's 3 Am here and I am kinda tired.

its 3 am here too, and I made you a discord. So please join

i have not heard something so beta in quite some time

make sure you post your tag here too

I think I'll go with Marble Peaches for now. Lots of good choices, but it seems to stick out in my head more. Still rewarding the other folks who gave me good ideas, though!

Trying to verify account...

Mmmm interesting

and in case you're not familiar, its the tag and the number you need to post
so like user#0000

shes in

seconded, post tag

buncha fags in the VC lmao

so
for those of us who don't join random servers
what's op's tag?

Just join the server, it's not gonna bite you.

Go figure, right?

Goodnight people. Thanks for the help. See you around.

I'll be taking Marble Peaches. Once stuff appears it'll be here: soundgasm.net/u/MarblePeaches

What kind of porn are you going to do?
Honestly, if you can be successful in porn, there’s something very wrong with the industry..
You might attract a few neck beards to watch you...

Easy money, easy whore

i love your accent

you sound like a Velma Bons or Bauns

Slutface McStinkHole the Turd!