Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

Was she hot? Did she ever look at you weird or just stare after it happened?

I once flashed some chick at a swimming pool but it was by accident. I was trying to flash a buddy. She was freaked out, I could have quite happily died.

Tell us how she acted afterwards

how did it go? were you hard?

were you erect when you showed it to her?

did she seem aroused? were you hard? or just shocked/upset

were you hard? did your friend see atleast?

No I wasn't hard, he didn't see it either. We were getting changed in the bathroom and he left because he forgot his flip flops, so I thought as he walked back in I would be stood gyrating my cock and we'd both find it funny. The chick got there before him and entered the bathroom and I was just stood flapping my cock around in the air. Was hideous.

One time when I shared a room with my lil sis she came home while I was jerking off so I pretended to be asleep but left my covers down so my hard dick was exposed to her when she came in the room. It was after she came back from a party drunk. Nothing rlly happened but Think she looked at it for a while and I’m 99% sure she took pics

Semi hard, she looked and smiled. I played the whole thing as a joke so it worked well. Still got her to look at it. Pretty sure I was the first cock she ever saw irl

>mom
>first cock she ever saw irl

intredasting

Lol wrong reply. Meant to hit

my friend was drunk and i wanted to jerk off infront of her but i didnt and i regret it to this day because she said she was blackout drunk so she wouldn't have remembered anyways

When I was in elementary school, I had a really hot babysitter. One night I pretended to fall asleep in my bedroom completely naked and erect. She came in to check on me, saw me, gasped, and left.

do you think it turned her on staring at her big bros cock?

Lies! Children are asexual!

(I did the same exact thing, with multiple babysitters)

Glad I didnt take that route, as all our mutual friends (her roommates) came in like 5-10 minutes later, would've been a nightmare

The state of the penis seems to be a returning question.

Hopefully lmao. Funny thing is like a week or 2 later I came home and her ass out exposed while she was sleeping. Jerked off sitting on my bed about 5 feet away. Took everything I had to not blow my load on her ass

showing off some floppy little stupid penis to a girl isnt hot but if youre full mast and showing your full male sexual power to her its arousing

I was probably in 6th or 7th grade. My dick was fully erect, and probably close to full adult size.
Lol, glad I’m not the only one

Used to flash the girls in primary school in my year... No idea why

Fucking hot. New fetish. It’s like she is knows that she shouldn’t look, but does. She wants to suck.

Ive flashed girls on chatroulette like sites. But pulling out my big hard cock out hanging with girls is automatic fuck majority of the time.

Same i was called boner boy and all the girls wanted to see my big dick

>laughing_whores.png

hot af. Ever look for your sisters dildo?

post more like this

got the chop chop become a jew treatment and sold dick pics to see tiddies

How often do you jerk thinking about her?

Post pics/webms

i jerk off most to the memory of almost flashing my best friends girlfriend, my cock was out infront of her under my shirt and she had just gotten out of the shower in a towel and i was flirting with her and asking if she wanted to see and she nearly said yes she ended up telling me later on but ended up saying no, i can't stop masturbating to it it's gotten to the point where it's an obsession so im trying to cut back and ive gotten rid of her pictures (and creepshots) but ive cum on her shoes and panties and socks and shoved them into my mouth and jerked off infront of her as she slept and things like that. i brought it up way later and she denied it, i want her very bad but don't want to ruin my friendship so i'm trying to cut back and stop

when and how would you?

more

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She remembers

if you've been jerking to her this long and it's all good then theres no reason to change now.

tell us more about her panties. Do you have a pair?

it's affecting my relationship with them and i feel like that's very unhealthy, so that's why i want to stop

A friend of mine flashed his pp in 9th grade to the young sub teacher. She got visibly uncomfortable and started stuttering and shit. She eventually had to leave because of a "headache" but her face was full red and we were the only ones who knew why. She called him after school for a detention later in the class. I'll post more later for details soon. Spicy things incoming (pic looks like her)

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they had discharge all over them so i shoved them onto my face along with one that was either poop or dried period blood that i rubbed all over my cock that was crusty and felt very good

MOAR

I have a similar thing with a girl who isn't my gf but it's just not worth it...

im glad to hear someone else is also going through those sorts of troubles, the other day i was rather awkward with her because of my deep lust and im ashamed, she is also just a good and charming friend and they are in a happy relationship so i'd prefer for them to stay together and continue to be happy because frankly her and me have incompatibilities that would make a relationship not work out, but god damn would i love to cum inside of that pussy

7 or 8, during p.e

Kek nice larp.

were you hard? did anyone seem interested? how would they react?

Yup. One time mine and two of my dad's brothers families were staying at our holiday house, all the parents went to a film and left all the kids at home. There was like 8 of us, my sister, my brother, and the cousins 3 of which were female, pretty much all of us 14-16. We all got stupid drunk messing around giggling and shit and I remember at one point stumbling into the shower not bothering to close the door, cute cousin walks in all drunk giggling at me and says "nice dick" among other dumb slurred shit, sister peaks in too and I was just standing there naked loling. They weren't in there long maybe like 15 seconds but definitely weren't subtle about staring at my dick.

I was 7 or 8 retard.....

Yes.
My little sister in law.
>get home from work one day
>shes already waiting for me as every day I let her watch me play video games
>I go into my room to change but she follows me and I dont see her
>I turn around and see her sitting on the bed
>Tell her I need to change
>she just sits there and says "can I watch?"
>Okay thats cool I guess
>take shirt off and she keeps watching me
>drop pants and she stares at my undies
>I decide to push it as far as I can, drop my undies too and my now semi dick pops out
>I see her eyes get bigger as she stares at my dick as its getting harder
>I walk up and down pretending to look for clothes and her eyes follow me
>ask her for a hug
>shes shy but then stands on the bed and I give her a tight naked hug pushing my dick into her crotch/stomach area
>put boxers on, give her a cheek kiss and get dressed. Did this a few times after work with her. She seemed to like seeing my dick

nigger i thought you meant 7th or 8th grade gimme a break

Mine is hard because I have fucked her in the past and we were both unfaithful... but man this was about four years ago. I'm not a huge neckbeard or incel and have a healthy sex life and always have, but I don't like that I think about her still, and consider making a move again. It's bad. But just do NoFap for a little bit and you'll probably gain perspective

She was waiting for you to command her to suck it you mong.

see i feel like if i had just pushed a little farther and she had agreed to look at my cock then things would be way different and we probably would have affairs. i suppose im happy that it isn't the case because that would be a gigantic pandoras box to be opened.

very hot, did her crotch seem warm or anything from you rubbing yourself against her?

I got my dick out in front of her the other day, for the first time seeing her in about two years. She laughed and said no and then later told me she didn't want to get horny. The struggle continues.

you're making me really want to try something with her user stop tempting me

just try something pussy, you obviously want to and she will either be super down or tell you to fuck off. Either way you don't have to worry about it anymore

Stayed at a beach house with my best friends family once. Pretended to stay asleep on the couch in the same living room as his older sister while the rest of the family went out for breakfast one morning. I made my dick slightly visible under the blanket, but kept my eyes closed. Eventually built enough courage to open my eyes slightly, and she had way more cleavage showing than she should have. She moved it down intentionally

Then I was a pussy and nothing happened. The end

Well... being the cheeky fucker he is, my friend said "cya later babe" when the period ended on his way out and made the whole class look at her. She went bright red like a tomato but told him off for being rude and whatnot while maintaining a professional look. The day went by And it was time for his detention.

From here is all from the mouth of my mate so the legitimacy of this story from this moment on is a bit vague but he isn't the type to brag about this shit sooo here we go.

He entered the same classroom from before, which is odd as usually detention is held at the designated room right beside the principal'@s office, and saw the teacher sitting on the her table with her legs crossed. Her outfit went from professional suit typa shit to full casual ripped jeans sorta thing. He stepped inside and she had turned the heater up all the way so he instinctively took off his top jumper. She handed him a sheet of questions about poetry or some shit and motioned him to sit down near the front.
(Here comes the spicy)
As soon as he sits down, she hops off the table and leans in with her tits pressed together. She licks her red lips and smiles like a devil

Yeah it's annoying. I tried to get as hard as I could, but years of jackin' it gives me the old ED at times. If I was rock hard, opposed to just semi, I wonder if she would have resisted. It's incredibly hot to just jerk off to a girl if it's an inappropriate situation, don't even need sex or input from her to still cum hard

i am a pussy but now ive came and im happy with the way things are thank you very much

iktf the dick hard under blanket method

you mentioned nofap, how has it worked out for you? i was able to go one day without it but i fap every single day, does it boost your confidence and are you more able to approach women? i got a whole book on doing it but have yet to finish, hopefully i'll be free of my porno addiction and start making gainz in life

KEEP GOING NIGGER

More to this?

kek flashers always have the most retarded penises

>whole book
Which?

I thought it was the way to go then. But it failed me. I knew she purposefully pretended to be asleep the same way I was. But I was a bitch and didn't take the next step

yeah lol used to jerk off in front of my sister when she went through her dumb slut dick obsession phase when we we're both like 12, would always ask to see it and for me to show her "what cum looks like" like she didnt know already. she got her face right up close studying it. it was pretty fucking hot for me but i didnt want to let her know in case it'd ruin anything. we both knew what was going on though.

It's hard (lol). You'll just have a lot more energy, a desire to do things more (which is incredibly good just for general life and growth) and honestly the sexual frustration is great and with time you can channel it into other endeavours. It's great to get horny when you see other girls and when I was wanking daily I didn't really care. In fact I barely cared about my gf which was a bad move from me. It has helped me think more clearly and articulately. Overall it's been worth it. I took it as a meme as many people do when I heard about it literally years ago, but noticed a pattern in my behaviours and how life was ultimately better when I wasn't jacking off. Supposedly cumming inside a girl triggers different emotional response than just cumming on yourself (lol).

Obviously he is scared/turned on/excited all at once and before he could even mouth a word, she pushes the table aside and grabs him by the now significantly sweatier collar and throws him on the floor. (He showed me a bruise on his elbow to prove it)
She then straddles herself on his crotch and leans in.
She says
"Show me what you got"
>fucking rick and morty copied our sexy sub.jpg

She starts grinding her wet crotch on his and starts moaning. He tries to push her off but is obviously enjoying it so he gives up quickly.

Domt beat yourself up. Unlikely anything serious woulda happened

we all have regrets user i have many myself but just learn from it and move on

how did it start, did you two ever do anything?

Day 25 and it might make me cheat on gf. Seriously I'm losing my fucking mind and a girl from class is hitting in me, superpowers are real, can confirm

how do you stop yourself from doing it in the morning my problem for example is i took a nap and woke up and was immediately in a horny frenzy thinking about the stuff that typically turns me on intimately and i just gave in to the porno demon

Well yeah but I would've been happen happy with us knowingly fucking ourselves while we pretend to be asleep. That's what I still think about

not worth it user channel that energy into your gfs vagina

Kek thanks user. This isn't exactly a regret. Just a fond memory that I occasionally fantasize about differently. I'm still close with the family

Got a lil story so here ya go

>be me, 17 yrs old
>staying at a friends house
>pretty much everyone’s passed out
>get up to grab some water
>friends mom(single) is in the living room watching a movie
>for a little backstory just know that his mom is cool asf and always cool with us drinking or smoking as long as we’re safe. She always acts playful with me especially
>I step in to see some of the movie and chat for a minute
>she leans over to grab her phone and her tit pops out for a sec
>I was staring hard when she covered it up and got flustered saying sorry
>I pull my gym shorts down and hold out my semi hard dick for her
>she gasps but has her eyes glued to it
>I laugh & tell her we’re even now

More happened so I may continue

He cums quick like a beta fag and she starts laughing at him. He said that he felt good bc he nutted but felt like a loser for cumming without skin to skin contact kek.

ffw two weeks and she goes around class sometimes and slides a finger or two between hus thighs when no one is looking. It makes his so fucking embarrassed and he's too much of a pussy to confront her.

Thanks bro. I like the shock and awe of shooting a week's not on her face. I didnt realize my balls could make so much icing.

But fuuuuck the girl from my lab is so hot, this temptation is murdering me

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MOAR

continue plz

Powers come with a price m'lady

Can you watch porn for a bit without touching yourself? But really it's about keeping busy, as an adult should.

shame that she revealed the little boy he truly was

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a little, i suppose youre right because the problem is my hand naturally goes towards my groin and i just end up jerking off

I look at hot girls often but try and avoid actual hardcore porn. But set a time limit! Just get it out of you (metaphorically), let the stress out then go and do your day. Don't wank.

Honestly pretty realistic. Too be he couldn't live every boys fantasy

Bad*

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Yeah, I was in my office when I called our receptionist, Pam into the room.

She walked in when my junk was still visible LOL

Got away with it cause I claimed I said "don't come in" when she complained.

>right after that I go back to my friends room to play vidya
>get up about half an hour later to use the bathroom
>see that she’s in her room with door open
>before I get back to the room I hear her “psst” and she calls my name kinda quietly
>she asks me to not tell anyone about what happened earlier
>tell her ofcourse and anything that happens between us would stay between us
>she says good answer then asks how I’m doing
>”you’re not pent up or anything are you?”
>k-kinda
>she tells me to come over to her
>asks if I want her to give me a handjob
>obv yes, then she jerked me off and I blew my load in her mouth

One of the best nights of my life lmao
Farthest I ever got with her and this was all after like 4 or 5 times of us seeing each other naked or talking about sex and flirting

keep going with fucked stories cunts

Whipped my cock out at a festival on molly. All these roasties were cheering me on, stroking it, bending over in front of me and virtually fucking me. They were loving it. This was all with stim dick too, I was just there for the music.

I don't believe this because you're on Yea Forums, but I'm on Yea Forums so I totally believe more better looking/more normal people might be on here than people like to think

Also tbh after going to EDC and Imagine MF, I kinda believe this

Still don't believe you. but I kinda do

Molly is fuckin great for that kinda thing

Then again, your first instinct on molly was to pull your dick out bro like wot lol

Sauce?

Liza Soberano are u peenoise? tangina

Do it

were you hard showing it off?

thats quite hot lad glad to know she lapped up your cum

don't do it!

how horny does molly get you? i want to take it with someone and go on a fuck fest, can i take it with friends and turn it into an orgy easily?

anyone interested in buying? add me on discord @ calibrex (selling steam acc)#9191

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No

I've jerked off over a drunk sleeping chick. She was my friends Feb, but she was sleeping on the couch for some reason. I came right after I took some pics, and right as I did, she woke up in a daze and mumbled "sorry" as I shuffled past her with my pants around my knees. Pretty sure she didn't notice.
I can share pics, if anybody's interested in checking out my whang.

As long as there’s a pic of her sleeping, which is my fetish

share

It's a little bit easier with extacy, mostly because it's almost always cut with a little bit of meth or some other junk, and that makes people go wild. Pure molly usually just makes me want to sit down and talk to people about my feelings, which can lead to sex, but you have to make the setting right first. A festival, like the other guy said, would be a good environment because people are fucked up and out of their element. It might be tougher to get people into that mood at your house. Just make sure it's people you're close to.

I started off pretty far away, testing the waters

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I got closer

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>tfw have gf, but she's on libido-killing antidepressants
It'd be better if the superpowers weren't real but they fucking are.
Pic related, nofap day 2 and onwards

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kek ive done shit like that user hot hot shit glad you took these

And a second after snapping this, blasted off. Probably should've angled it away a bit more.

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I just wish she wasn't sleeping in a way that made her look like Chris Farley. Could've been better, but I'm glad I didn't get caught.

Countless times.. Most recent time was last weekend when my niece and I showered together

hot, were you staring at her face as you jerked off?

No fap, fuck more
I say fuck it and do it...
Life is short

Yea Forums is the normie-ridden welcome mat of Yea Forums, of course attractive people exist here

That, and my phone, to frame it right.

I want to but she's already established the difference between "staaahp!" and "fuck off". Used to be I could get her drunk and do whatever I want to her, but then she went overboard once and now she hates drinking to excess. There's just no surprising her anymore

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more like this, always nice when rando chicks are willing to have fun

Either find someone new to fuck
Like just anyone for a random night or two
Or Bill Cosby with normal sleeping pills when drinking with her?
>profit

When i was dating my ex her younger sister who was fucking hot as shit was always around. I blew a few loads in her panties and she walked in on my getting blown by her sister (the gf). Later we moved out and her sister came to visit us. She slept on the couch and i went to the kitchen for water. When she was sleeping i took my cock out and blew a load all over her ass. I've never felt my cock that hard in my entire life.

Yes, me and my friends (we are a close friend group of four females and three males ) usually go to nudist beach. and yes, one of this group is single,

She's the only trustworthy girl I've ever met, I can't squander that. Besides it's been a year of this now, the shock of a nearly sexless life is already gone. It just sucks and until I snap and start raping her or something, there's not much else to really do.
I appreciate the suggestions but every solution feels just barely too drastic to ever really go through with.

fucking hot i love jerking off over defenseless sleeping women

ever been erect showing off to them?

just because a woman happens to see your dick doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. just buy a damn prostitute like a normal person and stop being a degenerate faggot. Do you get hard when you see someone's dick hanging out? No? It's the same for women. They just feel disgust, and while you may think I'm some cuck for saying it, it's true. They don't want to suck your baby dick, they want you to go to prison.

you will go to court if a woman happens to speak up, and the court will be in her favor. Stop being retarded, or dont. maybe prison will make you dumb fucks realize how degenerate you are

no, being naked around with other people looking at me is not a big deal for me, its something just normal, i suppose it depends in the education you have taken. i'm just naked, with naked people arround, everithing is fine

>Do you get hard when you see someone's dick hanging out?
yes

agreed 10000%. nobody wants to see your fucking dick, youre just going to make girls angry, disgusted, or fucking scared, you pathetic cunts

No probs, but bro the real talk is just because she's trustworthy doesn't make her the one for you brother.
A sexless life will lead you to eventually build up resentment if it's a need you want fulfilled
Maybe those other two options are semi jokes and suggestions, but fundamentally just cause someone is trustworthy doesn't make them right for you either.

This shits a journey and you're gunna be going through some ups and downs. But my brother everything is up to you and what you do with your life, just stick yourself forward more and prioritize your happiness. Which is always easier said than done.

Just think there are many the "ones" brother

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glad to see someone who inst oddly turned on by flashing

If you all think seeing someone of your sexual orientation semi naked or naked, who you're attracted too, unattractive and offensive and definitely doesn't make you horny... You're straight up dumb.

Girls are just as horny as guys are, just there seems to be more crazy bitches out there that will call a fly on their food assault.
Truth is if you walked in on someone you're attracted too half naked or more, you're gunna be slightly turned on.
Same will happen if you get walked in on naked or whatever and they're attracted

Since when did Yea Forums get so many retarded virgins on their site?

>did her crotch seem warm
ultrakek.jpg

Yeah, crotches get warm, double in size, and start to glow when a girl gets aroused!

Found the kissless virgin, guys!

summer

>she didn't want to get horny

That's not how it works, friend-o.

She means she didn't get horny. You don't choose whether or not to be horny.

nice trips.

Who's the dude you're fapping over?

thanks to global warming it is always summer. al gore tried to warn us

>implying women have the same sexual urges as men

have you ever actually met a woman, user? They love this kind of shit in fantasy, BUT IT'S FANTASY. not some stranger in the subway after they get off work and just want to sleep.

It just shows how much of a sexual deviant and pervert you are trying to delude yourself into thinking you're sexually attractive by exposing yourself. The only saving grace here is that most of you are too cowardly to actually do it, and only take part in the fantasy.

Once got drunk with a friend and had her sleep on my couch. She passed out around 12am laying on my couch next to me with her feet on my left leg. She was moving around a bit so I moved closer and let her feet rest on my crotch in basketball shorts. Got me hard so I whipped my dick out. As her feet rubbed me I was lightly grabbing her ass. She started to move her feet weirdly but it was getting me off until I realized she was trying to figure out what her feet were feeling. She sat up quickly and saw my cock out. I froze up and she moved to the other couch and sat down. I apologized and said I was just really drunk and her feet were rubbing me like crazy so I couldn’t help it. She asked if she had to worry about it and I said no, and I went to my room to sleep. She passed back out and 30 minutes later I’m behind the couch rubbing her ass again. Eventually I slip a hand down her leggings and tried to get to her pussy but only managed to feel her asshole up. Pulled finger back to give it a whirl and I stood up to jizz, landed right on her thighs over her tights. Pic related, stole from her phone

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They get warm. You never got a girl horny

God she is the most beautiful and adorable person ever

Yes she got pretty warm. She sits on my lap alot and lately been letting me rub between her legs and touch her clit

Years ago I was caught masturbating by my younger sisters friend who spent the night and got lost on her way back from the bathroom or something. Awkwardly stared at each other and she asked if she could watch. I had her stand close to me and asked if I could touch her and she said only her legs and stomach. Tried a few times to get to her pussy from under her shorts but she would back off. Three minutes later I came all over her shirt which she got mad about because she had to go back in my sisters room. Cleaned her off with a dirty shirt I had and she just walked away. Hooked up a year or two later but still, was one of the more awkward experiences I had

When I was like 6 or so, best friend and his sister would come hang at my place.
One day we went to the woods and built a "base" out of sticks and shit. Later after some joking and shit we ended up showing her our penises and she showed us her pussy. First pussy I saw. She kinda jerked us off a bit and she let me lick her pussy then watch her pee

Yes lads that's nice and all but WERE U HARD???

>get horny when you see someone's hanging out

yes

If you're Chad, she'll be excited.
If you're Sub-8, she'll scream RAPE, and then you'll be in prison.

Went to a party many years back. Stupidly left my pants unzipped and was standing and talking to someone. She was seated on the couch at eye level to my pants. I always wondered if she saw anything then.

Fast forward a few years later, met her again and we chatted a while. Just before she left she whispered in my ear, "luv your yummy dick" and gave me a sexy smile.

>30 minutes later I'm behind the couch rubbing her ass again.
Fucking kek'ed

Me too

They just see you as a mild threat with extreme mental illness.
Not very arousing...

Well she's obviously teasing about but didn't want to admit it, which is teasing in itself.

Oh michael

user lmao what was a man to do? I needed that nutt like Moses needed a biblical crutch

Bump

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awful site i know but its all there is

very hot lad wonder if you were erect when you showed her

bretty hot but i can imagine how awkward it was

sounds hotttt did you do anything more?

good advice said it better than i ever could

>She asked if she had to worry about it and I said no
>30 minutes later I’m behind the couch rubbing her ass again
KEK

Iam drunk on friends birthday party on a bar, some faggot start chatting with one of my friends, we tell the faggot to fuck off, turns out he was actually a close friend of that friend

We start chattin and we all get drunk, the faggot dares us to send dick pics to him, get home, think "fuck it" and send pic, he returns me telling it is big af, dont believe, move on with life regretting that

3 months later, barbecue in a friends house, this hot girl from school that everyone had a hard on for is there, she is half asian half white so she got the skinny asian body with a big ass
we all get drunk and start talking about shit we regretting doing while drunk, i share the story about the dick pic and the faggot, the hot asian is all horny and ask me if i could show her, still got the pic i sent the faggot and show her, her jaw drops and she yells "omg user" and she sits on my lap grabbing the phone from my hand to show my dick to everyone on the party

Nothing happened after that because iam a autistic with 0 game and now she lives on the other side of the world, but it was nice showing my dick to one of the hottest girls from school wich i fapped a lot to, 9 today i pretty much share my dick whenever

Has some amazing clips but you can find most stuff on pornhub eventually.

What are you, a nigger? You're a shitty friend.

youtu.be/-ObD534vj3A

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About a year ago she turned 19 and came over to party with my sister and ask me for alcohol. They drank for a while outside before stumbling back in to watch some movies in the living room. Her friend cuddled up next to me and my sister throws a blanket over us. While we’re watching she gives me a handjob, my sister gets up to get a refill and pulls off the blanket jokingly. I cum all over the friend’s arm and lap while my sister watches and makes this “ohhhhhhhhhmy god what the hell Jacky” and laughs stumbling while walking to the kitchen. Not sure which was more awkward

I saw her again when we both spent New Years together one year. Got her high and drunk as fuck, got to play with her nipples and feel her pussy up a little but she started waking up. I had to hide behind the couch laying on the floor trying to breathe as shallow as possible. I think she tried to fap but knocked out because 15 minutes pass and I get up to see her hand down her leggings. Try to press down on her fingers to use them to rub her own pussy but she was waking up again. Lay back down and start stroking. She turns over and lays on her stomach so I get to play with her ass cheeks a little again but I barely last at this point. Came on her face and tip toed as fast as I could away, still dripping some cum on the carpet.

sounds good bro

Happened to a friend of my, she was heading back from the uni to the bus, we were on final exams period so she was really tired and started to sleep in the bus, when she woke up a guys was fapping next to her and recording, she was paralyzed and didnt knew what to do looking at him. He stood up and left the bus.

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When I was in highschool I was crushing hard on a girl who was very vocal about being a lesbian.
Being about 16 I still assumed I had a chance anyway, and tried getting closer to her. We became pretty good friends, despite my often and repeated cringey innuendos and pickup lines. One day we got onto the topic of sexuality, can't remember how but I'm sure I forced the conversation that way, somehow. She said she was grossed out by men, but admitted she hadn't even seen a penis, which is what she was most "disgusted" by. With just a bit of convincing she agreed to let me show her mine so she could see they weren't as "scary" as she thought.
The school we went to was two stories and shaped like a big U, with two stairwells on each end of the side hallways. These stairwells had a little hallway next to them on the ground floor that led to a door outside, but there was a wide corner hidden behind the stairway hidden to everything except the door. We went to one of those little alcoves and I showed her my dick. She was pretty nervous, which is fair, but eventually she got enough courage to touch it and stroke it a bit. After that point it was just too overwhelming and she had to stop.
I wish I could say it went past that point, but it did not. Was still a fun experience.

damn, wish i could see the vid

more details on what he was doing?

Me too, i complained why she didnt scream, but she said she was too afraid he would do something crazy

Do you jerk off to her?

He was a office guy, used his bag to block the view of other passengers while he fapped. She said she didnt knew for how long he was there

A healthy amount

this is how I feel when my gf goes back home for a week at a time. All women make me horny, the other day I even considered fucking grinder. Thats when I knew myou super power turned against me.

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Low tier Chad here, can confirm, girls turn into what 90% of guys are like when you insert a mildly friendly/mildly douchey chad.

Got a story from my youth, extra degenerate since it was with a first cousin
>14 years old at the time
>spending night at cousins house with out of state family
>Have to sleep in female cousin’s room, she is my age
>Wake up around 2am
>Cousin is shaking her bed frame a little.
>She’s slowly grinding on the metal bar frame at the foot of her bed
>Hear her wet pussy and my dick gets hard
>Her little moans and noises that she can’t hold in are getting me off, I need to stroke
>She lays back and starts rubbing her self with her crotch thrusting in the air
>I’m stroking under my pajamas
>She cums and breathes heavy, but I still hear the wet rubbing just much slower
>I pull dick out to stroke easier
>She starts to notice
>She whispers my name and I stop stroking
>She gets up wrapped in her blanket and catches me
>Grabs my dick head and rubs it with her thumb
>I rub her pussy. Dripping wet
>She climbs on top and I fuck my cousin for a whopping 2 minutes or less before having to push her off
>cum all over her face and hands
>She licks it up “it doesn’t taste good but it’s not bad either”
>I finger her and taste her
>she’s weirded out since my dick was in her already
>We hook up two more times over the last 10 years

Would fap

In 8th grade I used to go over to this girls house to kaeout and finger her at the park across the street. One day she asked if she could see my dick on the baseball field. I of course pulled it out and showed it to her and then nothing happened because he parents called us and made us come back. But years later in high school we fucked like crazy off and on for 3 years. She is still smokin fuckin hot today.

Where can I read stories like this?

One time I went camping with a bunch of friends and I was alone with my friend on the dock. We were talking about her having guy troubles. Little bit after that we were making out. We were a little bit drunk and I was running my hand up and down her thigh. She didn't seem to mind. I was getting really hard though, so as we were kissing. I managed to unzip and pull it out and slowly jerking myself off. I stopped kissing her and she quickly noticed me slowly stroking it. She was shocked & disgusted. She told me to put it away, but she couldn't stop looking at it. It was such a huge turn on. I put it away and then she walk away. We haven't talked much since then.

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got pics of her?

When I was about 15, everytime I walked back to school, through a shortcut in the forest, there was this dog Walker walking in the opposite direction from me she was maybe 25. She was Filipino and walked dogs all day long. I found her pretty attractive so one day I decided to walk past her with my erected 15 year old dick past her. As I walked past, she took a good look at it, like she was staring. Just before she passed me, we made eye contact and a smile popped on her face. I didnt see her the day after nor for the rest of the week.
Fast forward to two weeks later, I see her way down the road. I get my dick ready to take out. As we start getting closer, I whip it out and she starts staring again. Only this time she stops in front of me. I get embarrassed and start putting my little guy away. That s when she asked me why I was doing that. I told her I found d her attractive. She told me to leave my dick out and to touch myself. I got shy and told her no but then she took her shirt off and was only in her bra. She bent in front of me, giving me a nice view into her cleavage and told me to play with myself. I obliged. She didnt take off anything more, but due to her bending down I got a few peaks at her nipples. I finally came and some jizz splashed on her pants. She gave me a smile, told me see you next time and left. Thus happened 3 more times then I never saw her again.

And this is the story of my first sexual experience

I need the the video of her NOW

yikes

were you hard showing off? was she staring at it?

I mean I can tell you a few more but only one involves another dick flash incident and it didn’t end as well lol

tell us user

shot your shit too fast user you should have kept makin for a little longer

YES!!!! This is gold dewd. MORE!!

legendary vid

very hot story lad holy shit

>wtf is this thread.

Seems like a bunch of virgins lmao "did she touch your peepee, did she feel warm when u rub against her" etc.

get a girl lmfao u incels

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Wtf

>yeah im so big and macho hehe let me tell these guys on the internet i get pussy
youre stupider than anyone else itt
t. guy saying that stuff

>telling someone that they are stupid online
KEK

keep jerking off to your sleeping sister while i fuck my girlfriend.

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youre proving your stupidity

she's hungry for it, you can see it in her eyes

one day you'll know what a pussy taste like too, you just gotta turn 15 at least.

ive had sex

nice one dude, try harder

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t. stupid

Alright, I’m high enough anyway.
>20 yrs old at my friends house party
>We’re all shitfaced or close to it
>Large group of friends goes to Denny’s for food
>Just 5 of us including myself, 3 females one is asleep on a couch in the den and a homie that’s passed out in another room
>The three of us are talking in the front room while watching TV
>We’re talking and making jokes on each other
>One mentions I have a little dick and they both laugh
>I tell them I’m down to prove I don’t
>Gets quiet for a few seconds and they both laugh again. “You won’t bc you’re too small to. It’s all bluffing”
>Whip my dick and sack out and it gets quiet again
>”can you make it hard?”
>’Maybe if you help’
>Hear friends approaching but before I can pull my pants back up one of the girls throws an pillow at my dick
>hits just enough to make me lean over
>friends walk in and see everything
>everyone laughs

I have some with happier endings but it def wasn’t flashing

im okay with more sex stories that arent flashing if its incest otherwise maybeee if its good enough in your estimation

>I--..... I--... I h-have h-h-had s...s...s---ex... i s-s-swear!!!!!

you sock in your moms basement doesnt count, your 30 yearold wizard.

This past weekend I went to Maryland Deathfest. Fucked a girl earlier in my hotel room but was looking for another after the show. Saw a girl sitting by herself and asked if she wanted to hang with me and my friend at our hotel room. She said sure and we walked back to my room. We end up drinking and playing Videogames most of the night, but she seemed a little off so I didn’t really make any moves on her. I did however, strip down to my underwear when I went to bed.

I woke up with morning wood and made sure to let her see it. She never said a word but definitely saw it. If you’re going to get a free night at our hotel without fucking you’re gonna see my bulging cock. Kinda wish I made a move on her, but my friend is a shit wingman. I’m better off by myself. Pic related. Got her ig too if you guys want to see more.

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t. very stupid

>stupid
you are hurting my feelings stop :(

your friend looks like avey tary from animal collective

good

give ig

autistic lmfao

keep bumpin my thread buddy

sure thing, since its the only thing you have to look forward to little guy

Once had an ex who was into her dogs if that tickles your fancy? Just posted it on another thread but it wasn’t really appreciated there.
Then I got less taboo ones from my rave days and a few other party nights if you’d prefer lol

yes

10 year old me at a friends house, in her room on bunkbeds she is on top bunk i am on bottom bunk, i start masturbating, looking at her through a mirror above the tv in the room, think she doesn't notice me, later find her diary at it reads, today i found out user is a wanker, confronted her and told her it was just my thumb, so i pulled out my dick and some how managed to convince her again it was just my thumb and i had been playing with her. LOL

Oh, good to see you've some semblance of morality lying around.

bump

Not gonna give out her ig but I can post pics. Cute but really awkward girl. I think her mentioning she was a band geek was all you need to know.

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>A few years ago I dated a girl from my school I had a crush on for a year or two.
>We get close pretty fast and are constantly fucking by the second month
>By the middle of month 3 we are playing a truth or dare sort of game to find out each others secrets
>She confessed to letting her two labs (one male and one female) eat her pussy since she first hit puberty
>my next question is “have any of them actually gotten it in?”
>She gets quiet and waits a minute and looks me in the eye, looks down and giggles “fine only because I like you. Yes twice but the first time I almost got caught and the second time he got stuck”
>”did you like it?”
>”yeah but I’m too nervous to try it again”
>”well, I could help if you want to try”
>Gets quiet and we move on for a while.
>Hour later she asks me “would you really do that? Wouldn’t you be jealous?”
>”not if I fuck you first”
>Next time we fuck at her house and her parents weren’t home, we try it
>As soon as I’m done fucking I came inside of her and we let the dog in
>He licks my dripping cum from her pussy
>She gets on all fours and he gets on her quick
>It starts and she’s moaning hard because he’s accidentally in her ass
>I try to pull him off but he won’t let go
>After he rams her ass for another 3 minutes she pleads for me to help pull him out again
>Try to pull him off by the hips, finally slips out of her ass when he cums
>Can hear her ass pushing it out and it’s dripping to the floor
>Pull him one more time and he growls at me
>He goes for round two but makes it in her pussy
>He’s knotted and stuck again
>5 minutes of rough pounding later and he slows down
>We let him finish again, he’s stuck for another minute before his dick finally lets out and her pussy literally gushed out cum
>she collapses and lays for a minute or two panting
>She showers and I let the dogs outside
>Few months later she gets a new dog, pic related

Got more stories of her too

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Another of her

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prudes smh

Use to be in the Navy. Anyone who served and traveled knows the transit barracks are staffed by Filipino women as maids. I would get drunk and come back to the room and fall asleep naked. Many times they came in to see my cock laying there. Also had a few timed they came in while I was showering. Wouldnt hear them so when I got out to dry off they would walk into view while I had a semi.

lmfao you suck dude

Whenever my roomates girlfriends is over i make sure my cock hangs out from my basketball shots so that she notices

and nice tits too. amazing

>Can hear her ass pushing it out and it’s dripping to the floor

God-tier

Quads confirm I suck. But like I said I already got pussy that day and I was exhausted from moshing so I didn’t really give a fuck.

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You posted a picture of your slut of a girlfriend earlier to prove your point, who's really the autistic nigger here? And no, Im not the person you're replying to, kike.

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uflash and xhamster

watching them bounce was one of my favorite things to do
It was a disgusting yet beautiful sound, my only regret was leaving my phone to charge.

Anyone up for another story if you’re into this, I actually tried it with one more girl who admitted to being curious but she actually cries a little during because she was scared of getting knotted. Or I have other stories of current girl. Fucking in public and some other shit like that.

youre a fucking liar

Youre a fucking liar...anyone that believes that should be institutionalized

Has she done anal before? How big was the dog's dick?

Keep em coming mate, highly interested

No because I’m not a degenerate like you

lies u dumbass

Yes.

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Just cheat my dude. Just don't bitch out and tell your gf through some whiteknight confession.

>ask her for a hug
lmfao thinking this is beta. nice larp

no she had barely taken a finger in the ass once or twice. He had a fairly decent sized package, at least 4 and a half or more inches. When he got stuck in her ass it was in there with maybe one inch out so I know she really felt it lol will start the next story now, just censored some pics of the next girl

Looool MY MAN

>should i worry about it?
>’no’

30 MINUTES LATER THE MAN IS TRYING TO GROPE HER FROM BEHIND THE COUCH.

ur an absolute legend man lol

fantasyland fuck off

I was house sitting for my Mom’s friend one summer when I was 17ish. I got there before she was going to leave and I was actually able to do a little shower peeping. She was sexy as all get out, and moly asf. She left and I immediately went and grabbed her dirty underwear and crank one out in her bed. To my surprise she came back to get something, I didn’t hear hear car pull up or any doors open. She opened her bedroom door and saw me pants down stroking with her underwear in hand.

Can continue if interested

>Few years later came across a curious and down for almost anything type of hippie chick
>Get fucked up one night and tell her about the previous ex and the dog experience
>”did she like it? I was always curious but only ever let mine lick me once or twice when I was young”
>Try to talk my way into seeing this again, eventually after two hours of me answering questions every ten minutes, she gives in
>She has a 2 year old husky, huge 130lb dog. Bigger than the last dog for sure
>We start off by letting him eat her pussy but he seemed more interested in eating her ass and I can’t blame him
>He doesn’t mount for 15 minutes, she’s already came once from the licking
>”should we stop” right before he finally gets up but he’s too heavy and he gets off
>I bend her over the bed and have her rub her pussy and lure him in again
>He gets back on her, but she has to guide his dick in as he’s not fully erect yet
>He starts off fast and hard but there’s an issue
>He got bigger inside of her pussy and it’s hurting her
>He’s so knotted inside he unmounted and had to stay ass to ass with her for 4 minutes until she ask for help
>She cries a little bit afraid “please please get him out i don’t want him to fuck me up and it hurts already please it hurts fuck please help fuck”
>I try pulling him away but on the inside, I’m turned on as fuck
>slowly pull him for another 3 minutes and finally he cums and slips out of her
>There’s at least a quart of cum just leaking out of her pussy as she lays on the floor panting and whimpering still
>Based husky comes back to lick out his own cum
>Wants round two but she isn’t down at that point
>I talk her down, and into trying it one more time before she showers
>”this time hold your hand in front of your pussy so you control the speed”
>He slips in her ass and she screams and whimpers even more, crying a little
>”FUCK! No more no more take him out NOW”
>she goes quiet for 30sec, stuck again

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Haha thanks man
unfortunately not man, spent years terrified she would tell someone but figured she would anyway which is why I went back

greentext retard

>She’s hurting herself and even making the dog whimper by pulling so much
>Two minutes at most pass and she’s ass up still sobbing quietly when I hear his dick slip out
>Cum is a little brown in some places, she probably had to go bathroom soon but he rammed it back up deeper
>She gets up and cleans herself off, gets in her shower without a word
>After she gets out she said she wants to go to sleep and if I could go home already
>We stop talking after that

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I saw her crawl into bed immediately after the shower meaning the puddles of dog cum stayed there and possibly stained her floor at least until she cleaned it up properly.

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let's see her ass /bro wanna see what you were "working" with

How could you contain yourself not to take advantage of her and press your cock down her throat while her dog was knotted in her butt?

here’s one of two ass pics I have of her, the rest show booty but laying down booty. I still remember the way this ass looked after he came inside of it and she plopped down on her bed while oozing cum out. Twitching and still spasming from her cumming too or just her body registering what happened. Was never sure about that part
it was difficult the whole time not to join in but honestly after the first time I just wanted to give the dog space lol

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you didnt ask her for round 2?

Nigga you gay

I tried talking to her afterword yeah, but I’m sure her dog also tried asking for round 2 as well lmao she used to be the type who posted pics with him almost daily until that day.
This one was more used to anal tho so I’m not sure why she reacted so intensely. It’s not like I didn’t try to help at all lol

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>moved to texas to be with girl
>she decides at some point she doesn't love me anymore
>I have a suspicion she might have cheated on me
>says she wants a break but not permanent just so she can 'clear her head'
>we stay sexual because we're both super sexual people
>her best friend is always around
>I sleep naked
>her friend starts sleeping over
>always falls asleep in our room
>I always joke that she wants to fuck because she always falls asleep in our bed knowing I sleep naked
>wake up super early one morning
>it's pretty hot in the room
>the friend must have taken off her shirt due to it being hot
>really nice tits
>start beating off because girlfriend and hot best friend are both in bed with me
>girlfriend half way wakes up and starts jerking me off
>we're under the covers so no real big deal
>friend wakes up but pretends like she didn't
>I move the blanket
>she stares at my dick
>girlfriend falls back asleep
>friend whispers to me, can I finish you off
>let her
>before I nut she puts my dick in her mouth and swallows the nut
>girlfriend wakes up like 2 minutes later
>starts stroking me off again
>friend says out loud
>gross I'm awake
>girlfriend goes, so what
>turns into a threesome
>ended up nutting in the best friend
>we maintained a threeway relationship until about 6 months ago when the friend was very honest with me and told me that the girlfriend did in fact cheat on me

Probably just gonna start dating the best friend.

Nothing like a wrecked spasming asshole, I envy you for this sight

That’s been one of my all time favorite sights too.
Had an experience in my early adult years where I basically sodomize a friend after a massage when things were getting hot n heavy already. Not sure if it was her pleading with me to stop or the feeling and sensations but I fingered her ass and got to 3 fingers total when she never even played with her ass before that night. When I pulled them out finally I saw her asshole close up so fast and she was just laying there shaking a little and spasming. Actually came in my pants that day

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all fake

sooooo terrified you told it here///sure

Because I gave out so much info right? Fuck off lonely faggot, back to your yif threads

Here’s a hidden cam of her getting ready for the massage, a pic of her ass in panties before starting and a pic of her holes after which took some great cropping and lighting edits to make show clear enough sorry for the watermark lmao just got the app to do this

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I’ll whip my dick out when I’m FaceTiming, they never know.

you left off the word "bullshit' info

A few times. Had a couple of my wife's friends walk in on me while taking a shower a few times and some times just walk around nude right after a shower. Another time my wife pulled my pants down in front of her friend when I was going commando and she didn't know that I didn't have underwear on.

sure

Hamster had a lot of videos of it

Liza Zobrerano Fucking peenoise tangina!

Shouldn’t you be in class, kid? Thought we had at least another week before you all got out for the summer and brought your dumb cunty wannabe troll selves to b

>She wants to suck.
TOPKEK site full of autists that cant read facial expressions

Love these... Anymore stories?

>in a cock exposure thread
>not believing experiences of anons having their dicks looked at by women's
>posting rotten bait

Cmon man try harder

>800992984
at 43 I doubt it fuckface

Beast shit no. Other fun degenerate shit, yes. Still interested?

Holy shit that’s even worse. Get a god damn life you old sad man

sad old man...built better then 20 year olds

This

Sure lol

I’m sure you tell yourself this all the time

lets see yours pussy..

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What the fuck are these questions???

it just bumps to keep the thread going