I heard this is a wholesome place we can talk about a good movie. Have you accepted her heart yet, user?
I heard this is a wholesome place we can talk about a good movie. Have you accepted her heart yet, user?
Alita battle angel: Woman main character
Dont even bring up feminism or woman pride shit, 9.5/10 the woman who plays the character is the biggest dumb mexican i never meet y eso que soy mexicano la puta madre
Fuck off nigger faggots
She's half French half Peruvian
Do something with that you melted popsicle
General is dead, might as well make a discord now
/T5DWmgn
Posting for Alitans to find a home!
She looked good naked in Bird Box.
Post your single favorite image or I'll shoot!
>icing the /m/ thread
Alright, now I know we've got some mod's panties in a twist.
This for hair...
... and this for body.
We didn't do shit though. A handful of trolls did this. Why the fuck are we getting punished?
How long until they kill this one too?
To whoever's deleting out threads: why are you so mad?
>start posting Sneed in the thread
>mod nukes it
thank me later x
surely they can't ban the threads here, this board is wall to wall shit
maybe we can put some light in here
I have no idea how discord works. Can you post a direct link?
Not nearly enough floof
nah it gets spam blocked.
Excellent taste user
Mine:
fug. i can't figure out what to do with the code you posted. thanks anyway.
Really disappointed by the lack of Jashugen in the movie and how they absolutely gutted Nova's character
EXCELLENT image user.
discord DOT gg, then paste the code.
GET FUCKED NIGGERS
You should be able to just paste it into the "join server" field.
>there was a discord all along
Jashugan will be all over the sequel
I AM IN YOUR DISCORD NOW YOU FUCKING CUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
With like five people in it cause we didn't wanna kill the general
I know you care Voiceanon you fucking whore
awww you already miss us don't you?
lmao i joined it as well fuck these niggas
He better be, if the climax of the film is his Are Magna I will give literally all of my money to the movie theater
Literally laughed out loud, thanks jerome
*Ars Magna
Post your feet in the discord please
God he's so cool
No
This
@TearsofHugone
I know your face now and you're a faggot
BASK IN YOUR GUILT
reminder this /alita/ thing can still be going as long as we want it too, we just gotta be creative
don't mind a thread on Yea Forums or wherever, but we can still make threads on Yea Forums if we want to, just find a topic to start a discussion instead of /alita/ general (they can't ban all discussion from a movie)
maybe it won't be as constant but it doesn't have to die
No I am NOT Tears of Faggone try harder!
/Alita/ isn't allowed. Alita posts are. We can still post on Yea Forums, but the threads just can't be generals.
I am Yuri
looks like the whole fucking movie was filmed on cell phone with BOKEH effect turned on, smh
I assume you just watched the rip of it
very good effort here fren
Fuck you, get lost, I'm the one who is shitposting here.
Post your FEET Voice user my dick is in my hands waiting for GOD'S SAKE JUST POST FEET
Seeing the huge eyes in live action made me realise how creeped out people would be if anime girls were real, even neck beards would struggle to get hard
she looks like MEW
neckbeards already struggle to get hard
You would know all about that you Alita faggot BITCH CUNT WHORE SLUT
Never saw this movie, but it seemed neat. Don't know why people hated the eyes so much
That drawing is SHIT
There you go, Jerome
Nice! Who's the OG artist?
LMAO ALITA POSTERS LIKE GAME OF THRONES I KNEW YOU WERE PLEBBITORS ALL ALONG HAHAHA
stop doing this
Haven't seen it. Preach friend
There's a camrip, digital release is July 9nth and the BD drops July 23rd.
yah and it sucks. how can people use that horrible site?
You have a cute voice but still, I hate you and your flop movie. Post feet
Look, tbh, the story was shit. But, the CGI for Alita was pretty good. I think everyone can agree with that.
I don't know about the manga tho, never had the time to look it up. Was it worth it b/?
Thanks!
I did
I will renounce my jerome ways if you post face, I just want to see if you are a cute or not
bull shit
>Hey user. Wanna watch a movie?
i promise really
I dont believe you
I was at one of the meetups and I thought she was a cutie if that means anything to you
You are a waifufag so you MUST be able to understand my waifufagging ways too. Seek it in your heart. You know it to be true.
I understand waifufagging
I am not someone to waifu fag
u dont even follow my youtube, for shame. maybe someday there will a face reveal~
Last time a facepic of me leaked someone came on it
What is her feet game like?
That is disgusting. I would never do this to a lady for I am a supreme gentleman *tips top hat* and a yippity dee to you my fine lady on this morrow
Are we posting art hoes now?
movie was shit
Weebs
All of you.
Sorry user, VA's a whore.
Voice user is dropped, you broke my heart and now you'll pay the ultimate price. When the blade falls on your head you will realise that you are cringe and reddit and I will have a new waifu and she will have nice titties and feet so there fuck you and fuck alita and especially niggers don't forget niggers
>feet game
Didn't even pay attention
>implying it's whorish to kiss someone
Okay user! I'm self-conscious about my chest anyway, so you probably want someone with a better one anyway
SNEED
The alita discord is namefag AIDS ridden cancer. How the fuck can people use that site anyway? Its completely trash.
That blade is fucking enormous
it's better to burn out than to fade away anyways
Ayo uhhhhhh anyone got a link to the cum tribute heh just for ummmmmmm research
Fuck off and leave then, people will mistake you for me so start tripfagging or something.
>How could you tell Alita is my favorite movie?
...
That giy called Jeromé is NOT me he is a low class, low quality stain and a fat fucking loser. He is definitely not me and you shouldn't think lesser of me when you see his cringe posts.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AT THE NEXT MEETUP
>Last time a facepic of me leaked someone came on it
Did you.... did you like it??
can't say anything about the new movie as i have not seen it yet but the original manga is pretty sick
No, user.
So Aladdin remake managed to be politically correct, ethnically correct, and non bias towards the opposite sex. Wait where was the good movie.
Hehehehehe like yeah its so awful so awful like where could i find it? Just to know where to NEVER go in case i ever have to lay eyes in it hehehhe
The movie's bad and her cgi eyes look ugly
I'm not going to post it, user.
I'm sorry that happened to you
you faggot
Afraid we'll add to it?
T-Thanks captain homo
If I posted it, you could look it up on the archives, and find the original, and therefore see my face
Stop being gross you weird faggot they're gonna think you're me
because they're retards and think jerome is one person
Leave now incel and have sex
why did you save it
I screencapped the post around it to send to my friend as a "PLEASE HELP THIS IS DISGUSTING"
>Jerome's face when the sequel is announced
Cyborgs to the movies.
Shitty Movie creepy Main Char.......
And so all this will die?
Just because someone does not like ONE thread?
Deadcord
A reminder to all: Alita is for hugs, holding hands, walking arm in arm, cuddles, kisses on the cheek, and things otherwise pure and wholesome.
ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD.
tv/thread/115811698
its actually insane how little porn there is in this thread, nice job fags.
I have no idea who any of you are or what you're talking about, but I'd cum on your face in real life and then lick it off like a real gentleman
>it's over
Alitabros... is this our new home? It's cold....
The discord is boring as fuck and I believe it very possibly could have been saved by feet pics
You realize discords don't need to be poppin 24/7 and never are
they can cool down and chitchat or everyone else is busy or something
This is our morgue.
We were in a landfill. Among the garbage and waste.
Discord more like pisscord
wheres the fuckin r34
I hope it is fren. But who knows...
No.
HI FRIENDS
Pisscord piss cord piss cotd shit cord shit cord ahit for cringe forf crod crongr gord fag cord cagoncfnfag fcord fag cord fag cord ahhhhhh
Hello!
Exiled. Derided. Infiltrated.
I know how the Jews feel, bros
Why is kishiro so fucking weird
Hey Fren!
Oh hello again I've missed you
HEY VA
HEY VA
HEY VA
HEY VA
HEY VA
How tall are you?
See you later Voiceanon you FAG
I'll shit in your groceries when I hand them over to you because I am actually the cashier hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
5'6"
why
Jokes on you I'm not going out I'm LAZY
>VA is a manlet
>Womans can be manlets
Damn, thought you were taller. Some of the guys in the meetup photo look shorter than you.
Are you the only femenine voice in the discord or something?
>the thread turned into /soc/
>again
Namefagging will cancer, no exception.
It's all perspective. Only guy at the meetup who was shorter than me (I think) was uh the self-described manlet
Afaik I'm the only girl
If I transition will I not be a manlet anymore?
And like you're being starved
>Some of the guys in the meetup photo look shorter than you.
Yeah... turns out lots of guys who browse Yea Forums don't get their necessary nutrients in their daily diet and have short statures as a direct result
I'm going to bed now Voiceanon so you better post feet pics so when I wake up I will be happy and not kill myself out of guilt
You like Chicharrones?
what
Fried pork skin
DDR burns a lot of calories apparently
no
why
...
I don't like you anymore. Goodnight dude
Alita is the only thing in the past 2 years or so that has actually made me happy.
Cringe
>Cringe
Maybe, but it's the truth.
I heard she booped him
One of the very few hollywood films in the last few years that has brought me joy.
Alita, Aquaman, John Wick.
That's really about it.
>John Wick
Dropped
So here you are, the rain in which we dissolve.
Imagine the opposite. Some typically female fandom or activity with 1 male member and all the women relentlessly flirting with him. It would never happen
You are dropped
Literally nobody flirts with VA though
She did. It was the climactic moment of the night.
You know what is fucked up in this drawing? The fact that someone woke up one day thinking '' Hey, i should draw a pic of homer from the simpson eating ned flander's ass, while there's a donut around his dick'' and actually drew it.
What a world we live in.
>Kiss
>Boop
>Kiss
>Giggling from anons all around
so, finally kicked out of Yea Forums?
cute
>52 hours till IMAX
Yes. I think this should be the end of these threads tbh. It was fun, but it feels very weird how this particular movie is gravitated around so heavily after really thinking about it.
Scrapyard is no place for a meatboy
>meatboy
>replicant
>indoctrinated ideal soldier
>meatboy
Robocop and Alita are clearly cyborgs
It's a cult now, deal with it.
take care user
>"cult"
yes, submit yourself in body and soul
Go to bed and wake up to us finding refuge on Yea Forums....
What about my 6 gig's of reaction images webms and gifs....
was is ScarJo GITS tier ?
One day you'll need them user. When blu-ray is released.
Well till then, Ill keep em toasty and warm!
nah, it was an excellent film, tightly written with great action. Go see it, you won't regret it.
>New home is a bit scary, I guess as long as I dont go out of the house much, it could work.
did you guys really get banhammered from /m/?
Don't think so, think it was some sneed poster from Yea Forums that got the thread nuked. iirc.
You do know she's literally a robot with a girl's head attached?
If you thought tranny vags were disgusting...
How bad? I wanted to see it, but it was only a week or less in my local cinema and didn't make it. Was it as bad as Mortal Engines or better? And are you basically saying this is cure and cgi version of expendables with as good plot and story or is it more? AKA should i watch it at home?
Kek
cute and cgi*
>Was it as bad as Mortal Engines or better?
BRUH, comparing Alita to that is an insult.... and yeah its definitely worth watching at home!
But yeah the actions scenes are great, and the CGI amazing....
So... are we safe now guys?
Think so... but /ALITA/'s not going down without a fight.
...
Ok NOW its gone too far....
Better?
Nah, I ain't about that life.
okay, fine, i will post the one with vagina later
./
I mean I could of easily gone my entire life without seeing these, and I could of die happy.
Well I mean its better than a dick I guess....
Sorry :(
Whats going on in here
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idk man, he has potential. if he can draw that good, that fast, with that kind of creativity, he can be a full time nsfw artist with higher income than most of us.
that's the world we live in.
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Keep your shit thread on your shit board faggots
Hahaha fag
Bake new bread
you please