Hey b, what are some household items I can fuck

And you put a condom around the thing before putting it in your butt, right?

A dog then

Only real answer,

Agree

Ur cat

Ur cat,

Ur cat.

Ur cat..

I got you Yea Forumsro

>Find a glass cup
>Fill it with 1 part cornstarch to 4 parts water
>Stir it up
>Microwave for 1 minute
>Grab two kitchen sponges
>Shove them into a rubber glove
>Fill the glove with the hot contents of the glass
>Slap your ass with the glove while you fuck ur cat

Ur cat.

Ur cat

Ur cat

probably a cat, op

A banana, just take the insides out by gently squishing it out. Clean the insides with water then dry it, put it in the microwave for a couple and seconds and you’re done

Nice

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a cactus

how about - human female?

He said houshold item; no one on Yea Forums had one of those in their house.

You know what they say:
"A cat is fine too"

Yo OK motherfucker I don't have pics so I'll explain it to you real easy like.

Step 1: find yourself a mother fucking tube. Itncan be a Pringles can, an old jar, it doesn't matter so long as your dick has LOTS of space to fit into it.

Step B: grab yourself something soft like a pair of cleaning sponges or a cloth, and a rubber glove or 2, cuz this shit is about to get real

Step Charlie: ok so you need to fit these to sponges, (or soft cloth) into your tube so that they're pressed together but would easily separate between them. Now take yourself that rubber glove and shove it down in between them two sponges. Now don't be awkward about it, ya gotta make sure your dick can just slide down on in.

Step blue: OK so I forgot to tell ya that you're gonna need some lube, so fucking sue me. Don't be a dumb suit and use petroleum jelly or lotion, that stuff doesn't work. You need actual lube for this.

Now get going and go make your very own easy-bake fleshlight!