How do you make a woman have an orgasm ?

Slap her in face with shoe and piss on face.

tease the fuck out of her. You don't need to go in immediately, it all comes down to what you do before.

really ?

Setting a mood, having a decent size dick, be a bit creative and have decent stamina.

Women can orgasm?

The slapping in the face part worked for me a couple of times.

I wouldnt know. Im gay.

What else do you expect when you ask a question like that here?

A bag of sand

choke her

Amex

My girl loves it when I choke her and rage fuck her. Squeeze till she's almost about to blackout and hammer the fuck outta that pussy.

Maybe in the next life

Why do women rub their clits even with a thick dick pounding them? It doesn't matter the size, then?

I mean... that's really only important if you want to keep them around. And who wants that?

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If you had a button to make you feel good, you would touch it aswell. And size does matter, to bad for you.

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Because mister big dick doesn't seem to know what he's doing. she's just trying to either get lubrication because she's drying up or get her nut.

Virgin

>Virgin
Married with children. Try again.

I just let my other girlfriend do it for me then I get mine. What a dump question. Nerd.

you know how the head of the ponos is more sensitive?

ever see a pic of a bitch with a large clit?

think about it there chum

I just let my other girlfriend do it for me then I get mine. What a dump question. Nerd...

in my experience , it always takes a little clit action.

Autism?

Sure, if true, i pity your wife.

Because it feels good.

Are the two of you sharing the same can of lead paint?

Kek.

idk, why do you jerk off when a guy's pounding your ass?

What kind of rude prick doesn't give a reach around when pounding ass?

Black her

its all about the clit dude, only a thord of us can come from actual penetration

While im not the most experienced man in the world I have made quite a few women cum, one with just my hands and never actually touching her pussy at all.

Firstly, every woman is different, while one might cum easily from cock or fingerbanged, one might only cum through being eaten, another might not cum no matter what you do otr how long, some might never cum at all.
Secondly, watch out for women who actually masturbate. While I have found they are great lovers, sex is fun and they are liberal with talking about and doing new things with sex, I have also found it hard to make them cum.
Just like us if we fap too much, pussy doesn't do it for us, it's the same for the women, you cant hit her spots or beat fantasies.
Lastly sex is actually in the mind more than the body. Of you get her in the animal state of mind we can have, pervaded by powerful vibrating lust or true in the moment love, cumming comes easy. These are things that you just need to understand in the moment and often only comes once you have built a true bond and sexual connection with a woman.

I’ve asked this for years

Post tiddies with timestamp or gtfo

Monica

Do girls prefer to rub it themselves or to have the guy do it?

Faggot detected

They always seem to cum just by looking at me.

sauce for fuck's sake.

Yeah naaaa

i think its different for every woman, for me generally though, i like doing it myself because i know how i like it and stuff. being fucked is great, just doesnt make me cum. with my ex i prefered when he rubbed it for me - because we had really good communication so he knew how to make it feel good

Are you sure they’re yours?

It's usually because they know what gets them off. Same way you'll know what gets your dick off. Ever had a chick pull your dick with just absolutely no idea and it's not really doing much for you? Same sorta thing.

Give her your cash/credit card

I see. Thank you.

the sad reality is most bitches are flat out bad at sex

some dont even know how to fucking kiss

a girl's ability to orgasm is linked to her ability to love and trust you.

Finger her pussy while licking her clit.

you are the one who is bad at sex. only a shitty guy would say that. girls react to your energy. you have bad energy if you are having that problem

It's the other way around desu

Stick your middle two fingers in her pussy. Palm up. Pull your two fingers up like a bowling ball. You'll feel something spongey. Keep your fingers locked there. Push and pull your whole hand up and down with your fingers locked there. Start pretty slow sucking on her nipples and kissing her neck. Once she gets a little wetter do it more vigorously. Eventually she'll squirt. Make her squirt a few times and she'll wanna fuck.

whiteknight harder faggot, maybe one day youll get a pity lay

and by most i mean like 60%, more than half

40% success rate is actually pretty good for women

This

Then gently (as soft as possible) rub her clit or the gspot inside her vagina if she's already really wet.

my wife will not touch herself ever
even if shes dieing she wants me to do it

I rarely see my gf doing it too

They can't have real orgasms. They just make weird faces and noises when they pretend that they're experiencing one.

>wife cums fastest with a slow steady pace in the missionary position
I think I hit the wife jackpot.

Insert dick they also love to be licked

Gay. I've had girls I've only known for a couple of hours squirt on my dick as I'm fucking them.

stick ur finger in her butthole

You win!

make her suck ur weiner then donkey punch her

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well suck her penis until she cums
or have her cum inside your ass

Thats how I make my girls cum

looks like this artist didn't read up on cloacas.

This

Virgin detected

anyone got the sauce on this?

1. finger her before sex. It's really easy to make a woman cum after she cumed once
2. long foreplay
3. the most sensitive part of a vagina is about at 1 o clock(from your point of view. Focus on that and pic positions that put pressure on that part and stimulate it.

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YOU don't!
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Female orgasms aren't physically possible. Pissing is not having an orgasm.

Who cares? It’s not my fault God decided to make their sexual organs so complicated.

Give her a diamond ring.

you feel her vagina contract around your dick in a way she can't fake when she cums. If you tried, youd know.

Your poor wife..

that's literally every furry artist, but for some reason they are obsessed with accurate dog vaginas

>virgins actually believe this

only way i can make my gf cum is to eat her pussy. she likes to toy herself while i eat her out too, she has squirted on my face a few times

I'm not reading any of this but incase someone hasn't said it, you hook your fingers into a question mark so you're touching behind her clit and move your arm back and forth so your hand pussy between your thumb and index finger are hitting her clit as you finger. Works every time

buy her one

>she has pissed on my face a few times
Fix’d it for you.

Don't let her pee for a while.

Lick the clot slow, up and down, circles. Flick it with your tongue.
While doing that, take a finger and slowly enter. Work it with ur finger in a curl. Slowly use 2 fingers. Do this for about 10 minutes. After this have her get on top and work your dick with her vagina.

Usually does the trick. 4incher here who has orgasmed women b4. Size might matter to some but it ain't everything.

squirting and piss are different, she says its like her getting to cum on my face. some feminist bs

ITT: loads of virgins who actually think squirting and a normal female orgasm are the same thing.

Depends on the women. I know I have given myself one several times to this very gif.

>being this insecure in your sexuality
Dude it’s 2019. Nobody gives a shit if you like cock.

>squirting and piss are different
>find ONE citation for that claim
Dis nigga drinking piss lol

>In this post:dumb faggot who thinks he has info scientists and doctors don’t agree on
I think it’s pretty clear who the virgin is.

feed her eggs

this sauce please

The only way my wife can orgasm is from her super intense giant vibrator on her clit while she lays her back on my chest with my dick in her. I have fucked her for hours in different positions and different speeds. I've used cock extenders/french ticklers, shaft thickeners, different heating lubes, butt plugs, and she just can't cum unless she has super vibrator direct to her clit in just the right way. Some women cum in 30 seconds, some women are a pain in the ass to make orgasm. I lost the marriage sex lottery.