I've been a pizza delivery guy for 12 years, ask me anything

do you want a diff. job or are you cool doing what you're doing?

What kinda crazy situations have you stumbled across delivering pizza's?

you ever get a lady who ordered a pizza with extra meat and sausage and then she greeted you at the door with lingerie and didnt have money for the pizza or the tip

Damn people really wonder how the Pizza Delivery life is

Depends on where you live, my coworker's brother works at this Domino's by a real yuppie area has has cougars hit on him all the time

It's ok, my cost of living is low and I make decent cash

Like 35 dollars. It was a 15 dollar credit card order then the dude pulled out a 20 and gave it to me

No, but I'm white trash by definition if that helps

Not really

I've never considered that ever

Never had any answer completely naked but some answer in low cut shorts or no pants at all

Domino's

My cost of living is low and I'm not a very ambitious person

I watched a fist fight break out at this ghetto apartment complex we deliver to, had a dude answer the door with his hands completely DRENCHED in fucking vaseline and had to have him sign a receipt with a pen I had to get back and my personal favorite though was delivering to a house that had an eviction notice on the door

Nah

Ever did something to a pizza

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I once dropped some wings on the floor and gave them to a customer anyway because we were closing and I wanted him gone

what's the most thing you hate about your clients?

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Fellow Domino's bro here, ever been mugged on the job, for your delivery?
Had these two kids (id assume early 20's) try to come up and mug me for a pizza once until they got relatively close and realized I'm 6'4" and they were not

damn, i want some fucking pizza now. come deliver

People who've never heard the phrase "Don't shoot the messenger. If your order isn't what you wanted don't scream at me, I didn't make the shit I just brought it to you

I had some look like they were gonna try but I think they pussed out

No

do you read the comments we leave on your online review

Once again, OP does not deliver.

I know that people here are making fun of you, but to me you will always be a hero for delivering delicious pizza

This. I delivered for a few months, stay strong brother.

Can you get me good weed?

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Shut the fuck up faggot

Anybody tried to offer sex in lieu of paying?