Yea Forums argument time

>Yea Forums argument time.
Peanut butter: crunchy or smooth?

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Buttery

smooth mixed with crunchy

That would still be crunchy though, retard

Cronchi

Neither because palm oil is really bad for you.

smooth

no it's not, it's smooth mixed with crunchy you dumb fuck

shut up you fag

But there's no texture to smooth other than sticky

Smooth. Crunchyfags literally deserve to be gassed.

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>have smooth and crunchy peanut butter
>mix the two
Still crunchy

Not necessarily...the ratio of smooth to creamy will result in a whole new texture

Why? Because peanuts go up your butthole when you're trying to entice your dog to toss your salad?

yeah, but otherwise it's like spreading someone else's half-chewed-peanuts mush.

Crunchy is an unfinished product you nigger filth.

Creamy

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Smooth peanut butter has no peanuts
Crunchy peanut butter is smooth peanut butter plus peanuts
Mix the two and you end up with crunchy peanut butter

I prefer crunchy but ill eat any peanut butter tbh, even light

Crunchy. Fuck off smoothfags

If the tooth fairy would have visited you as a child, maybe you could handle a few crunchies

Wrong. It's taking the finished product and improving upon it

Ding dong
dinner

Wrong. It's taking an unfinished project and finishing it.

Crunch is bes

Not a complete pussy

crunchfags proved evil smoothboys proved godly.

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WORD

Look bro, you need to stop talking like you're some kind of fucking peanut butter expert. If I say it's a different product when they are mixed, then it is.

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I love crunchies, my glroious chompers too, but not mixed with a paste.

when does it become crunchy though?

if it is 50 creamy/50 crunchy, then i'd consider that crunchy still

but if it is 99 creamy/1 crunchy (like one nut in a whole jar of creamy) then is it really still crunchy? I'd consider that creamy.

thats crunchy dumbshit

Bad experience time.
>Elementry school kid
>Mom prefered crunchy pb
>One day at lunch.
>Eating PBJ
>Had loose tooth, and didn't know
>Bit down, felt some resistance.
>Thought it was crunchy peanut
>Bit down harder
>Was tooth
>Wound up tearing it out of my gums
>Whole mouth filled with blood
>Had to spit out all I was eating so I didn't swollow tooth.
>Threw up from pain, taste, and sight.
>Crunchy
>Never again

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You need to stop acting like the king of peanut butter. When you mix peanuts with smooth peanut butter, no matter the butter to nut ratio, it becomes crunchy peanut butter. Because peanuts are crunchy, especially when incorporated into and contrasted against the standalone texture of peanut butter
BTFO. Next

>peanut butter expert
It's not about being an expert, it's about not being a fucking retard

That's a mistake

This is the true and only good peanut butter. Deal with it.

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Without the nuts it's only a paste

Neither, that american crap just tastes like candy. Real peanut butter is pic related

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HET IS JE BOY

Inject palm oil into your femoral artery pussy

Zeker gek, fucking toevallig.

t. foreign peanut butter shill

I don't like nuts in food, whether crunchy peanut butter or ice cream or nuts in cookies or salads. I love nuts by themselves, the inconsistent texture is wrong.

Palate of a 9 year old

all natural whipped

It's not the taste it's the texture of a crunchy thing with a smooth thing.

Crunchy because I'm not afraid of taking risks. That's what alphas like me do.

>acting like the king
I am the king...your argument is therefor invalid
your's are invalid as well

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The nut aided your inevitably falling out tooth. I bet you sucked someone's dick afterwards too

smoothboi here

>Doesn't know how to balance a food product
Salty and sweet, cereal and fucking milk
It's supposed to be like that, fool

You better man the fuck up CRUNCHY

Probably fucking 2 girls as we speak

The king of buttholes and man nipples

Op here, you're Goddamn right

>boi
PB&T detected
>Peanut butter & tranny

smooth

Only a smoothfag would waste dubs

Smooth, I've tried crunchy but it tends to choke my dog.

Crunchy is by far superior

Crunchy. Smooth peanut butter is for faggots.

Made me kek

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This. You don't want a nut up your dickhole.

Then don't own a teacup poodle you absolute faggot. A German Shepard can handle a teensie weensie little peanut. Plus they have long tongues and drool a lot

You can't eat it out of the jar as easily if it's crunchy so smooth

Checkem

And obviously so are you

Don't tell me what to put my dick in fag

I bet you let other faggots nut up your dickhole

>2019
>no coconut in your peanut butter
Fucking plebs

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I'M TRYING TO GET YOU BETTER QUALITY HEAD

Im allergic to peanuts.

This mufucker just changed the game

Imagine being allergic to something

Ingredient list: peanuts. Make it smooth.

It is smooth. Who the fuck wants chunks of coconut?

Ingredient list: faggots. Make it you

your mom

>not wanting chunks of coconut in coconut peanut butter
Why are you even alive?

Friendly reminder that this argument is retarded and so are you if the consistency of your peanut butter matters to you.

This board is retarded...makes sense there would be a retarded argument on it

>overcooks ramen noodles 4 times a week

No argument to be had

Mmm, organic penaut butter

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SMOOOOOOOOTH