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Reply or I rape your mom faggit’
Damnit I lost already wtf
Pls read this:
Fuck you
If that's Chelsea, Ma, it's not abnormal there.
these are annoying
cunt
Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?
That one's ancient. Also, dubs checked.
Was he carrying an axe and did he have a beard?
That’s the 13th time you’ve typed that now, GTFO
This meme is pretty Immortal
Heh
This thread sucks
This is so underrated I cant leverage it enough.
not risking it
like this one
Seems legit
K
Oh this one again?
Die
nigger I have never gone on reddit
No
Nice
...the country singer is leftwing?
>doesn't contribute to thread, showing us what "real" comedy looks like
Taytay is right wing you troglodyte
k
Only oldfags know who this guy is.
darn
I get the reference
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Good for you user
frick
I fucking lost.
there is one person who does this. he sits at his computer all day long quoting entire threads because it makes him feel special
KECKY BECKY.
Fuck off cunt fuck off fuck off fuck off
Fucking low iq redditfag
Fuck offffffff
Bang bang bang, pull my devil trigger
Paki
Theres nothing wrong with being a pedophile
I fucked a baby last week you paki
All of you
Die
Im just here to call the rayposter a paki and to tell him to kill himself
Last week i fucked a 2 year old girl, fuck off you paki
Hope you suffer as your dying
this hurt as a 25 year old student that still live periodically at moms house. Thankfully not a virgin, nor a doll fucker. Not really sexually frustrated either, but god damn am I a man-child with no job that needs to grow up.
Fuck knows what you define as old fag since this is my first time on Yea Forums since the Facebook invasion in 2011, I was browsing from 2006 to 2010 and have no idea who this guy is so I can only assume you mean “only 15 year olds and autistic kids will know”
Have you considered suicide?
I wasn't aware someone actually did this. Should lurk more.
>t. An autist that doesn't realize oversimplifying a joke is obviously never funny
You can take anything and make it unfunny by simplifying it.
full retard
Ill be there in 15 minutes
>implying I read this
>>
Plenty of dark moments for sure
best day ever, I fucking came over and over
and the reason I left Yea Forums
I remember the threats but I guess someone did kek
kecky becky
well played.
Stop respect, rape women
faggot
No
Honestly there’s no point to life
Im successful and have a family but guess what it still sucks
Fixing your life won’t fix your problems
There’s no point even trying
Just feel about 15 seconds of moderate pressure around your neck and it will be all over peacefully
It’s like a beautiful sleep you will never have to feel worthless again
Cunt
Who is this person? I still don't care, and I still think nobody else does. Go back to tumblr pussy.
Why is this thread so fucking bad I’ve barely cracked a smile
damn you
Im gonna crack a huge smile if thi user: Convinces this user: To kill themselves and stream it
fuck you
does he have a 3rd one tho
Wtf is wrong with me, only thing ive laughed at
too much respect for my parents and sisters to do that, at least on stream
Need help tying that noose?
Can you please stream it when you do it user, be a Yea Forumsro, let us watch
It won’t matter
Nothing matters
If they loved you you wouldn’t be like this
We’re the only ones who care about you user so you should definitely stream it
After seeing this picture over 900 times I just realized that the chariot was also a female
Russians pretending to be Conservacucks. That's why the joke makes no sense.
Doublenigger
holy shit user im seeing it now for the first time too. this whole time its been a woman
Was he wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?
Is the restroom floor there lava?
Come on user be brave for once in your worthless existence
Lost
0909
It is time user
Setup the camera and give the stream link
The best of the past week:
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Your waifu is now mine faggot!
I have others faggot
You can have that waifu this ones better
Guf
ok faggot
Who's voting socialist party?
anybody else see the new one punch man? s2ep8. pissed he wasnt in it until the end
Please just an hero already.
kek
it's two women actually
I remember that day
Ooh, she is going to my fapping folder yum yum
Guess what it's actually 2 females
I bet the nurses fight over who gives him a sponge bath.
i bet the black one wins
lost
what troubles me about this meme is that anyone of them could be me, my brother, or the pedophile.
Suck a fat schlong fag
Shit
Checked
What a handsome man
U suck
Fag
fuck off randy
So far from real
gay
Faggot bring back userids
fag
reeee
Must have been made america.
fucker
The fuck, kill it with acid fast.
Why the fuck is there a battery on the floor in the bathroom?
I love Noose-Chan
what an improvement, her skin is almost white, she needs another round of it.
shut up aspie
some retard dropped it
Like niggers know how to stop sexual assault kek
>get knocked out in a fight
>a brother smashes your skull on the ground
I dont give a fug... I hit that like a bullseye
Die in a car fire
Did thid ad a kid, i'm judt fine..
Fag
Edgelord
>horse pussy waifu
At least the weeb has good taste
Dogs filthy? That’s calling the kettle black, isn’t it?
I watched that card stand for hours at a time...best times of my life.
Someone must have the gif of Robocop shaking
I'll be there in 30 minutes
fu
I don't think you got the joke
what's calling the kettle black, tho?
Damn totally forgot about this shit, back when Yea Forums was bad
Moar Star Trek memez
Lol you are such a triggered little bitch. I seriously hope you get help ya miserable little faggot. Perhaps Noose-Chan can accept you.
PS. Die in a fire? How creative. Here, have the gold star of faggotry for your efforts.
I think you missed his reference.
>the joke
>
>your head
nigger
Did he grow up in the east?
Get aids cunt
faggot
Man those were the days.
...
Oh shit, I missed the first 2020 democrat primary debate?
Reply to this post to get a free personalized (You)
So which one is it? Aids or death by fire?
You can keep Noose-Chan btw, I think the both of you will make a lovely couple.
Kill your self you worthless piece of shit
I hope your family gets raped and murdered as you are tied up and forced to watch
I demand you to give me a (you)! Hurry up dicksucker! I need mah U! ngrieasnggewrgawesrnjmgirejskngmrzeogdxkirk
Drink bleach
No, people actually care about me. Something you could never understand.
>I feel his pain.
>Tough shit little faggot.
Eat some tide pods baka
Lost
Lost
Fuck, image limit reached. This is what I was going to send you
Hawt
Can I touch your fucking?
Fuck off cunt
Saudis have lives of splendor and opulence and cleanliness beyond anything your family will have in all of history
classic
Wow. You are putting some extra effort on the insults. But you are still not trying enough. Personally, I’ve heard better.
Why don’t you go back to grade school and learn from kids who are clearly more creative and professional on the insults. You are clearly boring me.
fuck off randy
Nine of highjackers on Sept 11 were Saudis.
tgygbvhfngvbfh
Howard
Gay
Fuck off
discord /77wrrsa No rules discord.
Kid Trunks is the real father of Gekyume.
This isn't bait or speculation. We all know there is no way in hell X fathered the kid which is claimed to be his; baby Yume looks way too light-skinned to be part black. Anyone who has seen the child's photos will tell you he looks like a white or Asian man's baby. Furthermore, X said he wasn't dating anyone around the time Yume would have been conceived. It's also known that Jenesis (the baby mama) was sexually involved with both Trunks and Wifisfuneral (as well as other guys from Members Only), meaning X got his own friends' sloppy thirds.
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This young SoundCloud rapper details how he tried to hit up Trunks for a feature back in fall 2017. Trunks told him to send the money to Jenesis' Paypal account. Why would he want the money sent to Jen, unless the two were in an intimate relationship?
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According to insiders, X knew of the pregnancy before he passed but didn't believe the child was his. He knew Jen was a lying hoe just like Geneva.
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Thankfully, Jen is getting a paternity test so the truth will finally be revealed.
Kill yourself you degenerate loser
Kek
U a bitch ass nigga
Wow, what an intelligent answer. How long did you take to think of that comeback? I bet you fried your brain with that one.
Look kid. You are clearly out of my league and the thread reached its image limit. You have bored me, better luck next time. I’m out biatch! ;)
Ok
Eat shit
me too, but rent a house is expensive in my shithole
Lost
FUCK OFF RANDY
Roll
Rooll
Sabu?? Is dat you?
Triggered
>US
>socialist anything
Hahahha
>educated
Logical veganism is too subtle a line of reasoning for this artist's pathetic mind. I see why he does edgy comics instead of a real job like mechanical engineering.
FUCK OFF RANDY
Any O and A fans?
If not welcome to the family. It will change you life.
I was charging my lasers.
No, you're unbearable. You're from a species that can basically survive on trash like a raccoon but you have your head 10 miles up your ass about what you'll put in your mouth. Meanwhile you're so weak compared to actual "wild" humans that if you went 3-4 days without food you would be chasing the five year old girl who crashed with you or whatever so you could eat her. I'm sorry that your fellow trash gobbling omnivore monkeys aren't impressed with your obvious pretentiousness.
yeah the .0001% of Saudis born into oil sheik families.. meanwhile the vast majority are brainless products of incest with shit for skin.
Fuckin kids are flashing gang signs. Jesus Christ...
>filthy
>Muslim
Choose one!
miss the days where fakku was a subscription website. fucking shills
That’s probably why she endorsed a liberal candidate in her home state then retard.
Lol fuck you
roll
shes a democrat... so lol, pretty much.
...
Off to a good star
H
nice tabs, dude.
>country singers are all conservatives
Uh it’s not 1955 anymore mah guy.
Fuck off Randy
no
You sound unhappy.
/k/ in a nutshell