What's Safest/Easiest way to buy Mushrooms if you don't have a connect?

Shroomery

What you mean dumbass? Picking mushrooms are 100% legit

This site allows pickup at any Walgreens somehow....they probably care less. But, I guess, from California you are concened about spores. they do not do spores.

midwestgrowkits.com/faq.html

*NEW* Pick up at any Walgreen's! It's easy! Simply enter the Walgreen's address in the "Ship to" field and in the Business Name field enter "Walgreen's Pickup" Make sure you include your phone number. Stop by the Walgreen's with a photo ID to pick up your package within 7 days of delivery.

This is a lot of help.
Thanks user.