Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Hey Faggots
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shut the fuck up you "down da shore" retard. Did you run out of money refilling that empty grey goose bottle you found on the beach? 'cuz your white neck spray tan line is showing.
Get ya "fookin" shine box to kneel on while blowing guys so you can buy some gear for those skinny ass arms. Fucking greaseball.
You think you're the first faggot to get mad that he aint me? I beat guys like you up before taking my morning piss. Just tell me where you're at, and I'll take care of the rest.
My name is John but I dont remember posting this
I'd have trouble remembering stuff if I was a retard, too.
>You are all just faggots who should kill yourselves.
Pros: we don’t have to read any more of your Brain-Dead Ramblings
Cons: we can’t make fun of your brain-dead ramblings.
ps
John is dead
too soon
This niggas dont know this is a copy pasta?
Also who got the You know who iam you little piece of shit, i got 30 confirmated kills or something miss that one
John's a pretty badass dude
best not be talking shit about my man John!
I kinda miss those
excuse me but it was over 300 confirmed kills!
good god, this copy pasta was around when i lurked in 2010
Ahahaha
kecky becky
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Yea Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Yea Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Yea Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
O h n o! A wild reddit fag from r/copypasta ! Quick, Spambot his reddit with downvotes! reddit.com
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
>Tat'yana Levchenko is the most decorated sniper in the Russian Army in 1942, with a record 300 confirmed kills of German soldiers.
This might be a retarded question but do people actually take this seriously?
Hey guys,
My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.
Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!
Pic Related: It's me.
Jersey Shore was on a decade ago, but Guidos are eternal.
he took it
>Not knowing that is a copy pasta too
Damn right. Irish/whop checking in. Ya know Italians have fat dicks. So at least we have that going for us.
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wtf fuck off you bastard,you piece of shit, come fight me irl i would fuck you so hard u garbage
Samefag
>Shit was SO cash
Don't lie, you're one of us
this thread is bringin me back
not sure how this still works.
must be a pack of new idiots here every day
Seeing all the green in this thread brings me back.
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Low quality? That‘s fucking solid good old bait you fucking newfag, we got old here, you fucking punk.
Laughing my ass of here, imagine the time and thought he spent to write that wall of text
We do bait newfags very seriously yes.