90% of "friends" are just guys who are secretly trying to fuck your wife or girlfriend. Prove me wrong

No. I have a dick and I know how guys think. Would you trust your friends alone with your wife?

Also, ALL women are sluts.

My wife is hot af
Like Stella Maxwell hot
When we are with friends she usually talks about how nasty her shits are. Problem solved

Yo why the fuck do they have a bucket of Splenda? That's disgusting.

You must be 18 to post here

That isn't true. I have lots of friends, and only fucked a couple of their wives.

Yes i would, cayse i dont have shit friends or a slut wife

>my wife is seen unattractive
well, i guess this doesn't count if you're married to an ugly fucking dog of a 'woman'

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And they did. So I dumped her ass and took all the money. Turns out she wasnt as smart as she thought. Meh. Kinda hurt but at least i didnt get her pregnant or lose anything. Better it happened the way it did. Fuck these lying ass hoes though. Pump and dump otherwise you get fucked.

Depends on the friends....

This Yea Forumsastard understands the new rules of the game. Pump, dump, rinse and repeat.

Because 10% is gay. Obviously

True facts. My ex used to think it was appropriate to hang out with guys and drink. I asked her how she would feel about me spending time with other females alone, drinking. The look on the dumb bitches face when she realized she wouldn't like it at all, and she finally saw my point, was priceless.

There's no such thing as friends when it comes to dicking around.

And again, ALL women are sluts.

Nah shes just not any of there types i mean shes a size 6 with DD tits and a nice ass. Her personality is abrasive and none of them are into that

Men who think women are "pure" or "not like that" are like bowling pins thinking that the next roll is a gutter-ball.

Yeah no shit. You know it's bad when your gf even defends that excuse for her "friend".

As long as we're talking about attractive people, it's like this:

My girlfriend has a couple friends who are male, who she does not hang out with unless I'm there. They are also married. I have a couple female friends and I don't hang out with them unless she's there, they are also married.

We're on track to be married as well. But here's the thing, biology is biology. I do believe given the chance, those guys would fuck my gf. They aren't trying, they aren't "out for it" even secretly, but my gf is hot and if they came home and she was on their couch with her pussy in the air, they would absolutely fuck her.

Just like some of my female married friends, or even my gf's female friends. I would have a really hard time turning some of that pussy down if I came home and it was up in the air.

So the solution is no one tries and everyone just gets along. If anyone tried there would be a big ass problem.

Wheres your data? Just anecdotal? Doesnt mean shit son. Ive been married for 20 god damn years and never once has she cheated i know that for a fact

Fuck it then, let them fuck! Then you do the same! Swap and enjoy!

Only faggots that command no respect from their women get cheated on. If your wife is fucking your friends you are a pathetic piece of shit and almost certainly the weak leak in the chain. Think it through, if any of them had one ounce of respect for you it wouldn't have happened. Faggot.

I wasnt always like this. These hoe ass women get old. So fuck it when i get the urge ill fuck one but im never living with one again. That shit is a joke.

Exactly. And when it comes to cheating, I feel like women initiate it more.

>i know that for a fact

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Found the whore

That's not true sure I fuck your wife but I swear were friends hell most of /b are very close friends with her. Damn man take it easy.

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I do. Its simple really she doesnt go out much even when its shopping she wants me with her and ive had cameras up since we got our house so yeah i do know

People who let their sexual urges control them are lower than animals.

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That was wise af. No way that came off the cuff.

It doesn't stop just because you get old, btw.

>be me
>old
>at friends house, partying with other old folks
>my gf wusses out, goes upstairs to sleep off sangria
>friends gf is a short old qt with nice fake ta-ta's
>sees my gf gone, decides to make her move

I don't partake, tho. Had my time fucking around when I was young like you plebs and it never works out. Feigned drunkeness, staggered out to use the bathroom, went upstairs and got into bed with gf, done for the night.

The STD rate at "The Villages" is astounding, by the way, and those folks are ancient.

I would fuck exactly 0 of my buddies wives/gfs

They're fucking nasty lmao

Old people may be old as hell but damn do they like to fuck

I already had my kids, and paid their mother off handsomely for the privilege of dumping 3 baby-loads inside her. I played the "good husband and father" routine and she still fucked me over.

My time now. Kids love me, and don't care who I fuck, so I'm just having fun with my vasectomy.

Lol wut?

I guess you are a slut like her. Its cool listening to her beg for hours upon hours was kind of satisfying. Just to throw her to the street where she belongs. Has that happened to you? Is this Why so mad?

I get along with women, my boss is a woman, I have women friends. What Idont like is cheating ass women. She didnt fuck my friends she fucked her coworker, which probably didnt even know I exist because she probably lied to him to.

The revolution has begun, whores are being called out for being whores. Get over it.

Im mot gonna say there arent whores out there of course they exist. But its not all women hell do you even know why most women cheat?

>watches wife's every move from behind a camera
>"I know she'll never cheat!"

Dude it's not a thread about your women. It's a threat about ALL women. Kudos to keeping your hoe in line, but women are surrounded by men who would fuck them if they had the chance. Even friends.

This guy explains it well, sounds like he's got his hoe in line too.

I am so sorry, just know spread the good word. Other men older than me telling me what it is really like saved me from dealing with these fucking cunts in a marriage destined for cuckhood failure or financial ruin. I was close to marriage very, and it would have been thw worst decision of my life.

Pls Go hoe.either a slut or delusional betabux.

Old people like to get drunk nearly every night, and also to fuck like mongrels. The women are the worst. My t-level is in the toilet, so I don't get as horny as I used to and my buddy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit, so we are quite the pair of old fuckers, but the women want to suck and fuck constantly. Go figure.

God has a sick sense of humor. He makes us dudes able to fuck 10 times a day when we're 19, but makes girls all picky and bitchy and hormonal. Then, he flips the script - makes us guys slow down to impulse power, but turns on the warp drive between women's legs.

I think He sits up there and just fucking laughs all day long. Asshole.

I dont think you understand the meaning of all

Holy fuck
ITT males who are unable to control their females. How the fuck do you fucking losers sleep at night? Presumably with your female's choice of cock in your mouth.

I don't have a wife or girlfriend, but have plenty of friends. So you're wrong.

Same reason men do, because they are pieces of shit. There iant going to be any answer you give me to be valid. If you make a vow to someone and cheat you are a worthless whore, there is no guesswork. Feminists killed the suburban family and society has and will suffer for it. Im not participating in this shit anymore, i will live like im retired at 32 and,laugh at the rest of you.

Yeah my grandma has said that, she hangs out at the home here in town and all the women talk about whos got the biggest dick there

Don't have a girlfriend or wife. Checkmate OP.

I dont think you read the OP and are here to argue and troll. Enjoy raising your wife's son.

No its not the same reason men do. Most men do it out of boredom or the rush and it was made available. Most women cheat due to a lack of emotion in the relationship

Word to the wise: Nearly EVERY woman who is married will cheat on their husbands between the age of 35-45. Women have a "midlife crisis" that happens too - men usually have it from 45 to 55 (when the buy a Corvette and start fucking the receptionist with the fake tits).

But women will fuck Chad at Planet Fitness, gents. Just prepare yourself for that inevitability.

Only real solution.

Nope this is accurate. I have fucked friend’s girls and had other “friends” try to and successfully fuck my ex’s

Not true
Recently one of my best friends fucked my little sister, so that's also a possibility

It is astounding how many women over 40 drink at least a bottle of wine per night. They are also mostly closet-smokers too.

>control their females
What? We're supposed to beat them and lock them in a room when we're gone?You do realize what part of the world we're in, right?

Have you had a brain Injury?
Your woman cheated on you because you are a shit man. A pathetic man. You command no respect. No one respects you, because you are pathetic. The 'co worker' knew all about you, he just didn't give a fuck because he had no reason to. What were you gonna do? Cry on the internet about it?
If you're so desperate for pussy you marry badly you only have yourself to blame when it goes wrong. Stop blaming everyone else for your failings, pathetic little loser.

Dude, everyone fucked your little sister. Including me.

Love, Dad.

Nah i read it. Im saying already that true friends wont and not all women are whores

Most my friends are male, I'm aware the majority of them would like to fuck me if I agreed. I am single tho, and I don't think of them in a sexual way, that's why they are friends.

I'm seeing a recently divorced women, in her late 40's and she had told me basically this. Not about all women, just her and her friends. Like they all got bored of there husbands and cheated for a while, then eventually they get divorced. Some of her friends are in the cheating phase of the scam. She looks me dead in the eyes and tells me never to get married. I'm going to get married, just to a women significantly younger and poorer than me, and have an air tight prenup.

>ITT: cucks cucking cucks cucking cucks

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Nope you're supposed to be the man they wanted when they got with you. Not some pathetic turd that gives her the motive and opportunity to make a fool of you by fucking other,more dominant males. Christ, have some fucking balls and some self respect.

I would say this is true especially when you're younger and guys haven't figured out how to get laid.

Counterpoint: Girls keep these guys around for the same reason or attention.

I guess I wasnt emotionally supportive of her taking other mens dicks because she felt sad. Well, i guess she is going to be sad when she lives in poverty on food stamps because she couldnt keep her twat shut. But hey like i said, its all good I dumped that train wreck and I did so without losing anything but a few nights of sleep.

But i get it, women are unreliable, disloyal emotion driven quagmire. I should understand and embrace it, or rather I have to if i want a wife right? Haha wrong fuck all of you, I love women but there is one thing ive always loved more and thats money. No pussy /gf/wife is worth going broke for,and that is what this system,is designed to do. You watch give it 10 years and this whole mgtow shit will take off even more than it has. I used to think it was a joke, then i started paying attention.

RIIIIDE THE MIGHTY COCK WAMEN.
LET THEM FILL U WITH THEIR SEEEEED.
YOU ARE THEIR BREEDING SOOOOW.
GIVE IN TO YOUR URGESSSSS..

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Who the fuck installed your kitchen? the designer of the Fiat Multipla? That's the shittest extractor setup i've ever seen.

How are they more dominant males just because they fuck someone's girl? I'm basically a beta male, and I'd fuck any female.

I bet either im older or we are the same age stop messing with shitty woman

I can speak a out guy friends with confidence, and agree a good friend won't, no matter the situation. But people often over estimate their friendship value. Out of all the guys I know, I have only one friend I can trust completely. As far as women go, history would disagree. Not just my opinion, but the opinion of general human knowledge, acquired over our cultural evolution. There is a good fucking reason women were always regarded below men. It's funny to think cucks like you ignore all the wisdom our forefathers left for us. Keep your women on a short leash, and in line, and you can find happiness with her. Or you can just let your friends fuck her behind your back. It's your life.

I can't prove you wrong, you've surrounded yourself by like minded little faggots that haven't developed an idea or sense of loyalty in their thoughts and their life.
Yes, I'm sure some acquaitances of mine would have no problem having sex with my wife if she initiated it, but I can absolutely assure you that none of the people I consider friends would ever do that.
Not all women are whores and not all all men are whores in the interpersonal sense. You're just surrounded by shitty people and you don't act any different if you think that's the norm.

I might think a friends gf or wife is fucking hot as fuck but I would NEVER have sex with her behind my friends back even if she was absolutely aggresive towards doing it.

I'm not typing this to respond to the OP but for the youngsters out here reading all this bullshit in this thread: surround yourself with good people. Honest and loyal are one of the absolutely most important traits you need to find in people in your life. Don't consider partners or friends people who you have to constantly worry if they're not gonna fuck you over hard, that's fucking stupid, isn't it?

And there it is. Sounds like you value money over people no wonder she cheated

Thats just i know she hasnt

A lot of projecting here, is it because you have no self worth? Im sorry that you feel that way about yourself. Im well off, educated, and have a great career. But if you need me to be a loser, if it really has to be that for you, sure man. Maybe I'm exactly what you described, maybe. Maybe just got off work taking a shit drinking some scotch and playing on Yea Forums, laughing at you.

Its really not in this age of technology anyone can have a lot of sex regardless of how shitty they are. The only sexless virgins that exist do so because they dont try. Pussy has been easier to get than it ever has been. As my friend above seems,to miss the piint entirely, this thread isnt about getting pussy, it is about why women, and men are incapable of monogamy.

At that point i could care less, ive already enjoyed the best of her. Tearing her hymen when she was 19, fucking her for years in every hole when she was a tight Girls size 14 with perky DD tits. Now the kids have stretched her hips, milk bags have become worn and saggy. Ass has become normal and dimpled. Thigh gap barely exists. Enjoy the used goods Chad, i got the best 15 years out of her

I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS AND A VERY UGLY WIFE. NONE WANT TO FUCK HER. TRUST ME.

>BR0THER CHAN RENEWED and UPDATED:

l2u.su/qcxd

Problem with life these days is that Kids are really a great thing to have - everyone ought to have kids, they make your life very happy (most times).

But - you need a woman to be a incubator for them, and that is essentially handing over your wallet to them - unless you can do a Michael Jackson and pay to "rent-a-womb".

So, assign 18-22 years of your wages and at least one house to a female in exchange for her pumping out 2-3 kids.

It is inevitable. Again, my kids are worth any of the misery their mother gave me - I just wish some old bastard like me had given me the red pill on this when I was young like I'm trying to give to the young dudes here.

Simple rules:

1) Buy a House before you get married. Do not put it in her name, but rent it out. This is your personal investment that she cannot touch.
2) Buy a second house when you marry her, assume this will be the house you have to give up when she leaves you for Chad.
3) Make babies fast and in rapid succession. Keep her barefoot and pregnant, her body will turn to shit, so you may as well keep it full of your seedlings.
4) Once she leaves you for Chad, give her the house and don't fight over Child Support - the Judge will make you pay her in any event. But do whatever you can to stay close to the kids, since they are yours now for life. Be the cool dad. Take them places, give them money, let them crash at your place and drink booze when they're teenagers.
5) Celebrate your divorce with a vasectomy.
6) NEVER get married again. Tell any woman you hook up with that you are now "just dedicated to my kids" and that you're "not going to have any more". Stick to this.

Profit.

You have been Red Pilled by one who knows.

W H O
H
O

"Stop messing with shitty women" would then include me and at least 4 of my guy friends. Same thing happened to all of us. So either this is more common that you think (it is) or all my friends are as stupid as me (which is still a possibility).

70% of the time you’re watching the cuck to make sure he doesn’t try to kill you.

amen brotha

Perhaps I have just surrounded myself with shitty people id even go as far as saying im a shitty person, but im not a liar and not a cheater.

I would give every cent ive ever made and live in poverty if I could have a Wife that was monogamous, and a family. I dont even care about looks, just a decent loyal woman. The whole money thing is boredom, especially now. What else is there. Get drunk make money repeat. Thats my life.

I can tell that you come from a genuine place with the things you are saying. And i do appreciate that, but jesus you can't ignore tge way marriages and peolple are, the shit is mind blowing, and it is commonplace.

Exactly THIS. You are absolutely right, Yea Forumsro.

Mine has stretch marks and pancake titties, but can suck cock like a pro, which is probably why Chad took up with her. kek.

sauce on pic Yea Forumsro

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Finally someone who gets it.

she needs to trim the bush

You are none of what you just said or you wouldn't be here my man give it up

>this thread isnt about getting pussy, it is about why women, and men are incapable of monogamy.
True

well that depends on how hot your wife/gf are. In my case, 100% of men around my wife want to fuck her - that is why she doesn't have/isn't allowed male friends. Not even to chat/hang out with my friends. She doesn't work either 1. to give our children the best care possible and 2. to avoid relationships at job with fuck heads.

That is how you run a tight ship. She knows who is in charge and abides by it adoringly.

this guy knows

yeah, that doesn't solve any problems. Guys still want to fuck her and whenever you are not around, there are guys whispering shit to her left and right. Eventually, she will wear down and one of them will get her attention. Then you're cucked

Youre right you cant i mean most end in divorce for a reason. I cant give you a reason why though cause ever case is different incan however wish you a happy life and i hope you find your one i did and its the best thing ever good or bad

fucking lol

all women are capable of cheating on their spouses, and all guys are capable of fucking their friends wife if she gives the right signal. (this is of course assuming she is desirable).

someone out there is. the proof is that, apparently you were - and you certainly are not unique

YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV AND SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON JEWTUBNE YOU FAT UGLY FUCK.

ALL MY FRIEND'S WIVES EXCEPT MAYBE, MAYBE , 1 OR 2 WOULD FUCK ANOTHER MAN. THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE PUPPY DOGS WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.

FUCK OFF AND DIE JEW...AND GET OUT THERE FAG BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

this

men can chase tail all they want - but the girl is always the one that gives the "go ahead - do it" - and this is especially true with married women. They like attention (like any woman), they like to be flirted with (by men they find interesting), and under the right circumstances, will spread their legs for another man's cock.

WOW THEY TEACH YOU THIS ON FORTNITE YOU FUCKING IMBECILE?

WHEN A MARRIED WOMEN CHEATS HER MARRIAGE WAS DEAD 1-2 YEARS BEFORE THAT AMERIMUTT. ALSO, ARE YOU TALKING WHITES HERE OR NIGGER RACES?

Why lie. For what purpose. Been a btard since i was in college in 08', went from being here 24/7 to maybe once every few weeks. Lately less because im doing other things. I just happened to crack open Yea Forums while I was taking a shit. But in end, I guess it doesn't really make a difference. But just so you know, success wouldnt make you happy either. Ask me,how i know.

Thank God for a tight grip and an internet connection.

Thanks user, im glad it worked out for you, and for those listening to our rants, ive seen it legitimately work for others as well, just not that often. Im still young yet so I am just focusing on making sure my older years are carefree financially, something to do. But maybe ome day, of course there is room,for personal improvement being an insensitive alcoholic isnt any womans ideal partner albeit a loyal successful one. But hey i guess we are all peices of shit in our own ways. I like scotch she likes strange cock.
And the world keeps spinning.

Good talking. I really do enjoy coming back here once in a while. Even you guy that made fun of me, thats why i love it here.

Later dudes off to watch a movie

>ater dudes off to watch a movie

ALONE OF COURSE.

>They aren't trying, they aren't "out for it" even secretly
And OP is saying they are out to do it. I agree more with him.

Must have been attending charm school

men need to assert their dominance over their spouses. This is at least, what real men do. Beta males, hand over the authority in the relationship to their female counterpart and basically get cheated on eventually. A real woman btw, loves and desires an assertive dominant man. This is why the rape fantasy is so prevalent in women. They cannot resist the take-charge, confident, aggressive man. Its seeded deep in the female instinct. They are enslaved to it. To deny them that, is to ask them to seek it elsewhere - and when they find it - even not knowing that they are looking for it - they will succumb to it and you will be cucked.

>men need to assert their dominance over their spouses.
I agree with this, but I don't think you're living in the 21st Century with the rest of what you typed.

do you exclusively watch MLP? Have a nice life thinking your spouse of faithful to later find out you raised some other guys kids.

>This is why the rape fantasy is so prevalent in women.

ACTUALLY THIS ISTHE REASON WHY MUMMY HOME SCHOOLED YOU AND NEVER LETS' YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE. THIS IS ALSO WHAT YOU GET WHEN A RETARD IS ALLOWED FREE ACCESS TO YTHE INTERNET AND FORMS HIS VIEW ON WOMEN FROM WHAT HE SEES ONLINE AND WHAT MUMMY TELLS HIM.

GO TRY THAT "RAPE FANTASY" ON A FEMALE IRL. PICK A FIT ONE WHO TAKES KICK BOXING OR SOME SHIT. TELLS IT HOW IT GOES "ALPHA MALE".

>later find out you raised some other guys kids

DAMN . THE GUY MY WIFE FUCKS LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY FAMILY BECAUSE ALL OF MY KIDS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME OR FAMILY MEMBERS.

MY WIFE IS REALLY FUCKING SMART WITH HER CHEATING.

ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE RETARD. WHEN MUMMY ALLOWS YOU TO ROAM PAST 300 M WITHOUT YOUR LEASH WE'LL TALK.

clearly you are either still a virgin, have barely started having sex (and quite timidly for sure), are pure beta all the way and basically beg for sex and think whatever woman grants you access to her pussy is doing you a huge favor, or you are a shit tier b8r.

Either way, the outlook is not good for you. have fun.

Stupid whore shut you fat whore mouth.

>MY WIFE IS REALLY FUCKING SMART WITH HER CHEATING
most women are pretty good at it. I've fucked 5 married women, and 3 of them are still married - and one of them had a pregnancy scare that could have been mine.

you need to find a new keyboard it seems the caps is broken on yours. otherwise you are the biggest faggot in history.

POST YOUR PIC. I WILL BET MY LEFT NUT YOU UNDER 5'6" AND OVER 300 POUNDS.

100% GUARANTEED.

>I've fucked 5 married women

SURE YOU HAVE FAT FUCK.

>and 3 of them are still married

SURE YOU DID FAT FUCK. AND LET ME GUESS: THEY ALL DID ANAL AND BROUGHT THEIR KIDS SO YOU COULD FUCK THEM TOO AND YOU RAPED THEM AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED?

>you need to find a new keyboard it seems the caps is broken on yours. otherwise you are the biggest faggot in history.

WOW. GOOD ONE. DID MUMMY HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE?

I don't have a wife or a gf.
Of my best two friends who I hang out with weekly, one also does not have a wife or a gf, and the other has a gf of 10 years who he does not live with. I think I've laid eyes on her maybe 5 times in 10 years. If she ever even comes up in conversation it is just to make fun of her.
Of my other friends they are divorced from crazies, also without women, or married to other undesirables.

Can't really imagine being friends with someone expressly to fuck their wife. I'd pretty much be friends with the wife instead of the guy....

Smoke ain't shit.
My wife still wants to snort a line or two.

>Implying OP isn't mentally ill and his wife won't leave him after he repeatedly accuses her of cheating

summer's here.

Take this shit back to redd it you splerg

Im gay. How do you explain that?

lets unpack this a little so we can truly appreciate the level of stupidity compressed into this comment:
1. whats with the caps? seriously. Not even back in 1997 was it acceptable.
2. that you would think someone would post on Yea Forums a real pic of themselves = you're a moron.
3. that you would request this, and not contemplate that someone would just post any other persons pic here = you're a moron
4. that you would not consider that someone would use this opportunity to turn you into a personal army = you're a moron.
5. that you think that anyone would care what you think, given the anonymity here = you're a moron.

If it wasn't so satisfying watching a kissless virgin like you squirming under all those caps, edgy and salty as can be, I wouldn't even bother responding. But you make it worth it kid.

So - tell me about how your mom cucked your dad and that is why you are taking this so rough.

this

Attraction usually happens with comfort and familiarity. Where there's smoke there's fire, but that doesn't mean that your house is burning down just because there's some chemistry brewing.

Best bet is to just keep them at a safe distance and watch for signs that one of them is trying to make something happen

This goes to my cringe pile. Thanks,

FRAT. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST RETARDED PERSON ON A BOARD FULL OF INCEL VIRGINS YOU ARE KING. WE CROWN YOU KING INCEL VIRGIN. CONGRATS. CROWN IS VALID UNTIL SEPT. 2019.

are you excited school is almost over?

Holy shit this summer is going to be long.

>i know that for a fact
>20 god damn years

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>How do you explain that?
homosexuality is a mental disease. There, explained.

ITT: KISSLESS VIRGINS TALKING ABOUT GETTING LAID.

caps boy is really projecting. I would have said 16-17 but the caps tell me he is probably more like 13-14.

the cringe is real.

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Can confirm.
Be careful with who your gf/wife is friends with

LET ME BE LIKE YOU: 400 POND FAT BALDING UNEMPLOYED ELECTRICIAN WHO HAS NEVER BEEN KISSED AND I'LL TALK "WHAT WOMEN WANT" WHEN THE ONLY FEMALE I FUCKED WAS MY MUMMY WHEN SHE MERCY FUCKED ME AT 40.

FUCK OFF AND DIE LOSER.

samefagging this hard

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top kek.

AHHH SAGE IS SAD HE DIDN'T BECOME A HIT ON RETARDED B.

FUCK OFF AND DIE VIRGIN4LIFE.

Cucked and cheated on are two different things. You're cucked if you know and allow it to happen.

Also a lot of people cheat. It's not really cool, but that's fucking life. You can't predict a car accident either but shit happens

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FAG? YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE (1) GF OR WIFE TO BE CHEATED ON . COLLECTIVELY THIS WHOLE BOARD HAS PROBABLY ZERO SO WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT FAT FUCK?

You're trying too hard

don't be so upset kid. surely you think acting edgy makes you remarkable but it really just highlights how pathetic and isolated you are. Relax a little and eventually you might stumble onto some pussy.

>Relax a little and eventually you might stumble onto some pussy.

LOL, OK KISSLESS VIRGIN .

Most women over 30 are fat themselves. Just saying.

YOU MEAN YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER?

GET TO A GYM FAT FUCK. MOST WOMEN ARE VAIN THESE DAYS AND TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES....OUTSIDE YOUR TRAILER PARK OF COURSE.

you should move if where you live most women over 30 are fat. My wife is 43, weighs 108 and her body isn't as tight as it was at 25 but her shape hasn't shifted one bit.

be picky. it pays off in the long run.

Man, the US must be a shithole regarding faithful men/women

NAH, YOU ARE JUST ON A WEBSITE WHERE 99.9% OF THE PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN YET KISSED A FEMALE MUCH LESS BE CHEATED BY ONE.

ALSO. MOST HERE WILL DIE VIRGINS.

i'm friends with several women. most of whom I have had sex with

>most of whom I have had sex with

AND THIS IS WHAT FANTASY MODE ON THE XBOX?

POST YOUR PIC. I WANT VISUALS WHEN I LAUGH AT THIS COMMENT.

I'm not fat, and calling a bunch of random people "fat fuck" sounds like projection to me.

And most women, including the slits in your family, are a walking wreck, and that's why they wear ten pounds of makeup. That's just reality.

I get it. You're ramping up to this - where you ask for pictures of a guy because you are probably ugly - then show me your body you're probably fat - then show us your cock, you are probably small.

kid if you want to see men's cocks I am sure there is a cock rate thread out that with your name all over it.

It’s true.

Look up Dave Chhappelle’s chipping at that pussy bit.

>Weak leak in the chain

Only beta bitches care about other guys wanting to fuck their woman. If you’re worth a fuck they won’t stray.

Why?
Is it only sexual urges or all urges?
If so, why?

This.

I’d do it if I was drunk enough.

Kek'd. Thank you

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My best friend's soon-to-be wife is giving me signals (winks, caressing my leg with her foot, casually flashing her tits, etc)
Wat do?

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Or how about I skip all that retarded shit and just buy myself houses and shit and fuck women here and there. Or use all my money I'm saving to hire a womb like that soccer player did if I really want my own brat.

instinct is a lie told by a fearful body hoping to be wrong

I had a very similar experience. My friend's fiance who he was about to marry within weeks was constantly sitting next to me, asking me a million questions, and even putting her hand on my thigh.

I’m single and I have friends.

/thread

What did you do? Because if I tell him, it will probably ruin our friendship, or idk..

BTW one weird thing I've noticed is that she gives me signals only when he's around, when we're alone she behaves like an angel

>Prove me wrong.

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You've got shit friends and I've got no wife or girlfriend, ez

Jokes on you. I dont have a wife or gf and most of my friends are female

grow the fuck up bro, once you become a real adult there are more important things then sticking your wiener into some priddy puss

Ahahahahhahaha i love it! Lol

If he's your best friend, you do absolutely nothing aside from maybe give him a warning. Unless you're a piece of shit, then you try to bang her. Don't be a piece of shit. Relationships come and go, but a solid bromance is for life

>t being an insensitive alcoholic

This is why his woman cheated on him, that and he loves himself. most likely he has an "type" that would be more prone to cheat than other woman. Same as some women have the type too.

It seems you people forget that men also cheat, not just for sex but for"emotional" cheating too. "Not getting enough, she doesnt show me love, no longer hold me hands". Men are no different from women, women are no different from men. There will always be pieces of shit on both sides that will never be loyal because thats just who they are...

Nah m8, bros before hoes
It's just that I don't know if I should tell him or be shut the fuck up and be uncomfortable every time she does that shit just to keep our friendship

Dont just tell him, he wont believe you and the relationship will end.

You'll need proof. So film yourself banging her and show him the video. Hopefully he will see she is not the one for him... Take one for the friendship bro.

I wouldn't tell him. You won't be helping him because she'll eventually cheat anyways.

But about my previous comment, I never did anything because it would have been too easy for him to have found out. Not to mention, she was only about a 6/10.

How about before you ask me to prove you wrong, you prove your statement as factual

Yeah but don't you think it's better to know a possible cheat beforehand than actually finding out by yourself?

who's in your pic, OP?

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If you are sure she is sending you signals and you aren't just reading into it a little too much, I think you owe it to your bro to let him know what's up. Save him before he marries her where he'll be setting himself up for all sorts of grief

Every time she does that stuff, it's clear in my head that she's giving me signals (like looking me in the eyes, that turn a little and lifting her shirt to show me that she's wearing no bra, winking at me, caressing my leg and arms and stuff like that), but every time I think about telling him all this stuff then I think "maybe it's just my imagination" so I don't really know man

Don’t do anything. Just stay clear of her. It’s his and her life if she cheats on him. It’s their relationship and they are responsible for it. Not you.

I'd go with this user
Just stay clear of her until you are sure without a doubt that she's trying to cheat.