ITT: We pretend its 1988

man thats rad when are we going to the cinema

Didn't see it. When it's released on VHS, I'll rent the tape.

Do the Bart man

Can you believe people like this nip shit

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I heard that Microsoft is making a Windows 2000 I wonder if it's coding will be strong enough to fight off Y2K

ma ma
>SHITS SELF

Half a can of hairspray later I’ll do my makeup and get into my favourite skinny jeans, where’s my leather?

Ya fucked it up retard

Yeah, right. And then we'll see east- and west Germany reuniting and pigs fly.

You guys watch the soviets take the most gold in Calgary?

Will we ever get a new star wars?

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I HAVE AIDS

Why would that MS-DOS guy go into the glazing buisiness ? And what the fuck is a Y2K ?

Hahahaha monkey fucker

How do we stop shootings?

Bye, faggot

at home playing Nintendo

Too spooky for me

cable box is still stock

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Thanks guys for taking me too the movies. It was a nice treat after telling you all that I got that office job at the Twin Towers in New York ^_^

Do you think MJ secretly wants to be white?

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I think the government is selling crack cocaine to inner-city blacks

Nawh that's just makeup. I hear he is doing a Pepsi commercial soon

It scared the ever living fuck out of me at the time.
I was 13

Do you think Ronald Regan is doing a good job at running this country?

Idk but if he isn't he's putting on a great act

Him & Bill Cosby pretty much run America. Did you hear it's the Hashimpura massacre that happened the other day? No else else did either.

I heard they are making a Batman movie with the guy from Mr. Mom. Fucking GAY

Oh shit really?

No I didn't. Tell me about it

Still fappable material

Well, come january, he'll be out of a job, so he can get back into the movies. Maybe play the president on the next Rambo, or something ?

I'm more of a nightmare on elm street guy

Idk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashimpura_massacre

Huh. Sad, putting everything aside it's always sad to see people die

> Encyclopedia salesmen...

My dad would beat me for watching those kinds of movies.
He is very intelligent in teaching me about not to watch violent movies, and violence should only be used on vulnerable little kids by cowardly fathers that shit their pants when their son grow stronger as they grow weaker.

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I cummed on my sister's strawberry shortcake doll

got a call from my sergeant he told me to pack my ruck and a bag.

I asked why,

he said just 'cause

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Is Full metal jacket a accurate depiction of the military?

I'm 7 years old. My mom is thinking about buying a set of World Book Encyclopedias to help me in school. I'm watching Captain Power & Inspector Gadget on Nickelodeon, just beat Super Mario Bros. but have a long way to go before I finish the Legend of Zelda. Unfortunately, I will never beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.
Anyway, I'll talk to you fags later. My mom said the Velveeta Shells & Cheese is ready.

I wouldn't know because my head didn't fit in the jar.

Have you guys prepared for the Russian invasion?

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yeah, I heard they're remaking the Blob!
My parents won't take me to a horror movie, but they don't know I have their pay-per-view password so I'll have to wait til it comes on Viewer's Choice.

>its 1988
Cool.
I'm gonna get laid for the first time this year.

pic unrelated

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> pic unrelated.

Thanks for pointing that out. I was just going to tell you to buy a decent roll of film, next time you take a picture, because your gf looks like shit in this, but now I don't have to.

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I’m so happy Jason lives! That part 5 really sucked! Where’s my Pepsi Free?

Headed to the mall to pick up some Z Cavariccis, boiiiiii!