Gonna break a cars window and steal whatever I can find. 3AM or so...

Gonna break a cars window and steal whatever I can find. 3AM or so, leaving phone at home (with Google location tracking on it just incase), wearing all black, mask and gloves.

What else should I do to prep?

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Ahh, summer!

This

>wearing all black
Pointless...

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Try breaking into a car with a comparatively sized Male already inside. If you're not able to do this, spend all day writing a CV and get a job you total waste of oxygen.

Good luck

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Ok grandpa

Pro level

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Fucking millennial, hard as nails over the internet but folding like an accordion when leaving mom's basement

Tie a rope around your neck and a tall tree, go steal from Walmart not some random dude who’s just trying to survive.

Get some spark plugs

>We're called anonymous
>trollface
Wow this is some vintage stuff

True story that happened before social media days, I’ll sum it up:

Punk kid (15) breaks into local hunting/fishing guides truck, gets caught by the guy and his buddy and gets tied up with a bag over his head, thrown into back of truck and driven 2 hours out of town, marched into a field (still with bag on head) and told to kneel, shotgun pressed into back of head and trigger pulled (click* cause empty) kid shit and pissed himself, guys left him there.

They still talk about that at bbqs.

tie your shoelaces

Finish puberty

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First off kid imagine breaking in and finding an assortment of discarded fast food wrappers, a roach and two lord of the rings original soundtracks and then getting caught...

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that's a plot from a movie dipshit

Where do you think they got the idea dipshit?

you're an absolute retard and you'll never know it. god bless ya bro.

This
Get the ceramic from the plugs, they insta break the window of a car and make less sound that a rock

Sure kid

Don’t get caught by someone like me...

Stop being a nigger

Lockpicks are efficient as fuck, yeah they make some noise but if you are good with em its just gonna be 3/6 seconds of sound (not even that loud its just how the metal of the lockpick sound while raping the lock

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Doesn't work on anything newer than like 08

Bring your gun and shoot yourself with it.

Get a lawyer for when you get caught

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