Stuck on the side of the interstate

Stuck on the side of the interstate
AMA

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Why?

Tire blew out and I think my front end is fucked

RIP user, looks to be in an isolated area

Yeah it sucks, all that's passing me are semis

You ever get high and jack off?

I don't get high cause drugs are for queers, but I do jerk off

Lol what part of Texas is that? Watch out for highwaymen.

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Jerk off to the semis passing by.

The best part, Tennessee!

No spare, patch kit, but have data. Why you no prepared?

You touch penis? You're gay

I've got a spare, but no jack so reee

Damn you've got me there

Do you need help?

Just be the jack

Tell us where you are. One of us will show up and either help you or kill you.

Roll the dice man.

>Stuck on the side of the interstate
>AMA

Are you going to start a go fund me page for a homeless veteran on meth?

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So you're one jack off?

if dubs you have to throw rocks at cars

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Nah highway patrol is coming so I just have to wait for like an hour in the heat

We're too gay for that, one of us will show up and fuck you right in the ass

Sure

How about get in car and turn ac on unless you’re a poorfag

Where in TN? I live in NC near the border, I have a jack in my car.

I'm in middle Tennessee, so wanna drive like 6 hours to get here?

I'm highway patrol in Tennessee. Just got the call and on my way. Ever see the movie "Deliverence" faggot?

>Nah highway patrol is coming so I just have to wait for like an hour in the heat

lol, don't you have roadside assistance, you redneck?

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You're the only 10 I see

Oh, nah sorry fam, but if you were closer I’d come help you out.

Aw thank you

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Careful he doesn't ass rape u op...

Uh oh I've been ass raped

Sorry about that op. Hope you took it like a champ.