OH FUCK OF FUCK OH FUCK

OH FUCK OF FUCK OH FUCK
HELP

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kys

That was stupid - now you must find a saw pretty quickly and hope you don't accidentally slice your cock from end to end.
Or let the hospital do it, they're better at repairing if things go wrong.

Honestly dude just cut it off and start over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!!!!! ITS GONNA BLOWWWW!!!!!

Does it grow back?

Time to go tranny

you are a larping faggot but if I were in this predicament go to the hardware store and get a dremel

lol what

I guess you'll find out

Copy pasta

Boy this would suck go to the ER and pray

I can't feel the tip though. I think it'll just die down

No, the nerves are just squeezed, that's why its numb. Go to the ER NOW or you won't have a cock ever again.

shame this was posted yesterday

you could have at least changed the file name so it's believable, faggot.

sage

Stumbled into a dick rekt thread

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spray cooking oil all over it and stick your finger up your ass, you'll go soft. unless you're a fag, then you're gonna die with your finger up your ass and a huge boner

GO-GO GADGET DICK

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Bathtub
Ice buckets
Cold water
Think of gross shit

Poor guy got his dick amputated

Yes

>reverse image search
You are all fucking idiots

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Posted this yesterday fuck off

You mean only the first two posters are idiots

You done fucked up son

Say goodbye to your dick, retard.

I'd make a cut to drain the blood out, then have it patched at the ER

what am I looking at

Delicious pasta

robocock