Why is the water in American toilets so high up?

This is Yea Forums, stupid is as stupid does.

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My tiny dick has not had the pleasure of touching toilet water :(

I'm a Brit and can confirm when I visited the US I has a wtf moment when I saw how much water there was in the toilets.

>he doesn't have a small dick that doesn't touch the water
lol you outed yourself loser.

I was trolled for pointing out a bad troll post?

Is this some kind of autistic meta troll

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>posters didn't go up
>(You)

Why do Australians wash their dicks in American toilets?

It's almost like op doesn't understand siphons. Almost. Surely they aren't THAT retarded

Yeah you sure trolled me into calling you a retard got me good man

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That's all /b has now user, every one sperg posts, haha andy poopoo peepee and ray post, just for your (You), it's all retards shitposting bait for replies and dick threads

seems about right

>actual anger
Kek welcome to Yea Forums is this your first day

American plumbing has smaller ID pipes reason why you retards get blockages more frequently than Australia......

>Australian toilet isn't upside down

Inaccurate picture Op

lmao
they cant even get their shitting shit together

I dont think this is true? But Aussies also have too little water bathrooms must smell like barns. But I'm not in the US so maybe this is just another issue of Leafs being completely superior to every other nationality on the planet.

can't drown nerds in your cuck toilet, you rock farming pea brained nigger.

get uut of here

no american toilets are like that. theyre like half that faggot

I'm Indian and my toilet is misrepresented here too

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>hehehe XD u mad?

>Foreign fags butthurt about their lack of excess, they can't waste a single drop of water

Stay jealous

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You do seem pretty upset, user. You replied to him twice and the second was just childish mockery.

Only Newfoundlanders sound like that, those are our retards, that's like me mocking you by mimicking a jersey shore character

That's just plain wrong. You idiot.

sorry eh

Do you even know how a toilet works? Someone probably has their float ball loosely screwed. Just like you op.

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you are all wrong
german balcony toilets ftw
nothing more satisfying than pushing a turd over the edge lion king style

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Another one crying. Poor little guy.

The Germans only have them to make smearing it over your wife's tits easier

>implying

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I didn’t reply to him twice...

It's not though.

It's so you can wash your hands after

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yeah whatevs
enjoy your life splashass

be that as it may, where the fuck do you think you are user? how's that at all surpising or upsetting? got lost?

>Why is the water in American toilets so high up?
Do you have any idea how many different toilet brands/type there are? Not to mention I've replaced toilets that were 20+ years old.
3 gpf then, 1.27 now

Imagine being such a pathetic jealous nigger that you are worried about toilets in other countries lol!

American toilets are designed differently than ozzie; they're cheaper, they siphon rather than washdown, and they were built with much narrower plumbing in general. Also, we have a shitton more water in most places, and a higher population overall so that'd be even more infrastructure to replace. If you can afford it, and are building a newer house? I'd get an oz toilet, sure; in my 1910 place with 1" pipes? Probably not gonna happen.

I'm trying to defy the laws of physics

It's a sad fucking day in Australia when they have to claim superiority over the water level in their toilets.

Just sayin.

Shouldn't you be WASTED on Fosters right now, smug Aussie cunt fuckin' prick?

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I put a gallon jug of water in my toilet tank so i dont get so much water filling back up. i also dont flush my pee but i live alone. my pee smells really bad like gasoline for some reason

Those are older toilets in homes built in the 80s or older that haven't been remodeled. The new low flush toilets are like the Australian ones and have been since the 90s.

Is it true Aussie cunts toilets recycle water from the toilet and goes straight to the sink so they can wash their hands without wasting water??

Not in that order.
The top of the toilet has a sink basin, and the water flows from a tap into that so you can wash your hands, and that water fills the tank for the next flush

All American toilets were like that... In the 1960's. The standard now is like 1.3gal/flush

>my pee smells really bad like gasoline for some reaso
ever tried to set it on fire? serious question

Water is not that high in the states. Low water like yours though, shit smears the back of the toilet. Fucking gross.

It's not.

Same and sage

For fucks sake newfagssages

If there's too much water in the dunny you worry about the fucking sharks.

You also need to be sure that the spiders can climb out if they fall in. If the water is too high they try to climb up your cock.

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Neither has op. He couldnt rawdog a 5gallon bucket and get his dick weta

This.

Why are we here

Somebody turn the camel apider infested toilet upside down. They are on the wrong side. Their water will fall out

Dont bring facts here these fucking idiots don't appreciate them

My toilet water level is anywhere near that high. Op is a moron.

I think he has a point. Brb, mounting a shitter in my deere stand

Dont use the same jug. Shit ferments and stinks and may even blow the lid off. Rinse your bottle in the sink or use other ones.

I qas traped on a second story with a broke hip and also a truck driver. It's kinds gross but manageable if you are alone and keeo sanitizer and wipes instead of just pissing all over like a neanderthal

Ain't that the truth

Kek. If the 1960s shit works like mine does just toss a clay brick or two in and call it a day. Half the water use

Even in Idiocracy they still used water in toilets. Brawndo was the shit coming out of water fountains and being sprayed on plants.

don't know what kind of toilets you're using in america that have water that high, usually less than half full

this is why EU toilets are always stained with shit and crust

If you've never had the pleasure of cold water splashing your hot butthole, you wouldn't understand

any updates?

They're longer on average, that's why it touches the water

bigger dumps

That wrong. I doubt you know anything and Google a reason to complain. Plus you know shit cover bowls us the reason.

Ahh the witches kiss.

They haven't been that way for at least a decade. It's hard to find the old high flow toilets, unless you go to some really old houses.

Good job you Kiwi.

that is the old style of toilet
the new one has kind of a skijump style ramp aiding in clean fast watersaving flushing
germans engineer the shit out of everything

Because we don't live in the fucking mad Max desert

uhhhhh retard, nobodys toilet works like the one on the left, its litteraly impossible, but anyway, in america we flush the toilet every single time its used, and in both scenerios there are toilet seats, its just a retarded aussie, which im pretty sure aussies dont know how trolling works, they seem to think its trolling just means messing with someone, they dont realize that comedy is involved and comedy is 99% context, aussies cant troll. and there very very far behind technology wise.+