I'm about to start living out of my car because my GF's family is kicking ME out for complaining about HER alcoholism...

take the camping route, mini propane cook top would help

dude, what the fuck? be a man. grow a set of balls and provide for yourself you fucking bottom feeder.

Fuck that bitch and her family, guy. Do whatever you have to do to survive.

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costco has cheap food

Clearly a troll. Nobody is this clueless.

he already said access to food wasnt the problem. the problem is making food

It's a nice 2016 hatchback. Hybrid so fuel efficient. I've napped in the backseat during road trips before. Blocking out the windows with custom shaped pieces of fabric lined corrugated platic will give me privacy without ousting me as a camper. Plus my car is clean and newish so it doesn't stand out as a hobo car.

Be a man
Go hunting

Buy an inverter and an instant pot. Master the cheap dry goods.

Why does he need to make food when the food is already made?

when the he's not at work

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>Any other ideas on what I can eat if I'm going to be homeless with no access to a refrisgerator? I'm not going to be broke, I work full time @ 17/hour. I'm just not going to have access to a kitchen or a fridge anymore.

I can make food using my sous vide cooker at work 5 days a week. My only problem is I don't have a lot of choices, plus there will be times when I can't use my $200 immersion circulator, like when I'm off of work AND on my days off.

apply for food stamps and lie about your income like niggers do, if the government wants to fuck us with immigrants, fuck them like immigrants. If you wanna be a moral fag about it don't file for a tax refund and it balances out.

i live in a house with no access to a real kitchen because i hate half the people i live with enough not to go there and make food.

i have a mini-fridge, microwave, toaster oven, and 2 plate hot plate. works for my situation. but not yours unfortunately

Tips on saving money on food
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also take advantage of every food pantry in your area, they don't even ask for proof that you can't afford shit.

food shouldn't be your top worry. you should think about a safe spot to sleep where you wont get towed or have a crackhead murder you for some change. youre gonna be spending a lot of time in that shit also so take as little stuff as possible because it will get crowded eventually

get a 24hr gym membership. You can shower using the gym showers.

For making food, you can get an electric stove + battery but you a way to recharge the battery. A gas stove works, but you risk burning your car. A battery will also let you use/recharge other electronics. You can buy a small gasoline generator for a couple hundred, then hook up a small rechargable battery to it.

If you are looking for a place to stay long term, look on craigslist and look for a room to rent. It's much cheaper than an apartment. Honestly, renting a room is your best bet for long term living.

You can buy bags of rice and make rice since it's easy to make. For meat, your options are limited without a fridge.

so why the fuck are you even posting. also you sound insufferable to live with even despite the fact youre a vampire ass shut in. seek therapy.

dude if i can move out, i would. my car alone costs me 800/month thats a fucking house payment where i live. its not even a cadillac, its a fucking hyundia.

protect your credit kids

That's a horrible setup. You should get an air fryer and an instapot and you would be way better off.

why not rent an apt & be civilized

thinking about upgrading the toaster to one that does that and the 12" pizza

just don't forget to run the generator outside of the car. Otherwise monoxide will kill you if you try running it inside a closed car.

So why didn't you buy a used vehicle??
A $5k car would likely last you 5+ years.

so whats the deal with a low watt microwave, do they still make those? one that could be used off an inverter?

Rent a room from craigslist is usually half the price of an apt. I see apartments around my area for $1200 and renting rooms inside a home is $500.

I basically live entirely off my air fryer, george forman grill, and instapot.
Can make poutine, burgers, rice, etc. and it's basically zero cleanup.

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i did this when i was a student. basically i'd blend up a shake based on oat flour and milk, with all the nutrients you need in a day. it cost like 3 or 4 bucks a day. it's not super flavorful. i'd put peanut butter and stuff in it, but it's like a neutral, thick milkshake. cheap and fast, and realistically a hell of a lot healthier than what most people eat. i felt very good when i made shakes every day. i'd usually have it for breakfast and dinner, and then if someone wanted to go out for lunch i'd be fine with it, since my diet was otherwise under control.

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>Living with gf's family
>Having a gf when there are female guys who can succ like wh*tebois
>Not being a dominant black bull
Ear ahit niggfx

>my GF's family is kicking ME out for complaining about HER alcoholism
A lot of men are married to hard drinking women. Apologize and shut the fuck up about it. You're not a doctor, so you can't diagnose alcoholism.

all my cars prior were used, i was in a pinch. my car died and i just started a new job and needed a vehicle for work. i got a dealer to sell me a used one with no money down and bad credit, i pay 386/month for the car and 414/month for full coverage and no fault for a truck thats not free-way worthy yet.. got the truck a few years after the car and its the gf's she uses for work. i work 30mi away from where i live

nicee, cleanup is the worst, i need to upgrade

Where are you, is your car paid off, do you have any issues with the law, can you find a job readily in your area, can you apply for welfare benefits.
Talk to people, be nice, build relationships, you'll be fine, and if you're not then find the helpers. They'll get you on track.

I'm assuming you must have a fuckton of accidents to be paying $400+/month for insurance lol

I pay $90CAD/month on my car, have full collision, glass insurance, and a rental if my car breaks down. My car was $5000 and I paid it off in full when I bought it.
It was the most expensive car I've purchased so far and I've had it for 5 years now and it's still going strong.

>plus vitamins and fiber supplements to keep me healthh.
Those things just color your piss and ebat constipation, respectively. They rob people who've been brought up to trust pills n potions.

You need minerals as traces derived from unprocessed food.

i live in michigan, wayne county, so my insurance is already really high. we have the highest rates in the country, gf got into an accident so that doesnt help. i was paying 580/month before i switched to progressive

im going to bed, work in the am, in 4 hours., good luck OP but i really would look into the camping stuff for making meals. they've come a long way in making home life- road life

Keep a few apples/oranges/bananas
Also keep a 5 gallon bucket with a trash bag to shit in incase the urge to shit comes at night cans of tuna are great aldo avoid dairy

I use Intact (ING Insurance in the US).
It will take you like 3+ years for your insurance to go down after an accident.

Buy shittier cars and learn how to fix them yourself. It's absurd that people spend like $10k+ on used cars. It's pointless.
My shittiest car I've ever owned was a 1998 dodge neon and I managed to get 330,000km on it before the engine seized entirely. I bought it for $100 on craigslist lol

>Where are you, is your car paid off, do you have any issues with the law, can you find a job readily in your area, can you apply for welfare benefits.

California, so rent is 1000 for a single room. Car is not paid off, I pay $300 a month for it plus $200 insurance foe full coverage. No issues with the law. I have a job, I work full time and make 17 an hour so I'm nor broke. Currently have $300 in savings.

Join the marine Corp !

Wtf do you drive?

>1000 for a single room

rent a room from a house off craigslist you retard. I live in california and live in orange county near the beach. Rooms are around $400 to $500 a month.

I posted this shit several times in this thread already.

How the fuck is your insurance so high? What shithole country do you live in user?

Got an air fryer a while ago and love that shit just use a paper towel wipe all that shit under the holes into the trash and done! It cooks the food nicely too so it's a + +

Being this much of a faggot

walmart delis put their leftovers out at around 8pm. you can get 3/4 of general tso's chicken for like 5 bucks. that shit is incredible. i have lived on those chunks and walmart donut holes, all eaten with toothpicks when i go back to them. without refrigeration though, you'll need a cooler and ice. if you're that desperate for fucking vitamins, get the fucking generic chewables for kids that are like 8 bucks for a year's worth.

the hippie food like nuts and granola you mention is just silly and very expensive.

>the hippie food like nuts and granola you mention is just silly and very expensive.
Yeah going vegetarian/vegan is definitely not a smart choice if you're poor. The entire concept of it being more economically viable is not actually a thing.

Plant-based diets are definitely cheaper by huge margins, but not for humans. We give cows and other animals plant-based animal feed because what they are eating is a grinded up blend of supplemental vitamins, dehydrated vegetables, fiber, protein, fats, etc.
Cows won't get depressed eating shit like that but you will.

I don't live in ghetto town like you do ya dingus. I live in an actual nice place where rooms are 800+utilities minimum, if Im lucky and find a rare room. 1000-1200 is the norm though.