/BIZ/ ANONS GET IN HERE IT IS NOT RESPONDING THIS IS NOT A DRILL DO NOT ALERT THE NORMIES

/BIZ/ ANONS GET IN HERE IT IS NOT RESPONDING THIS IS NOT A DRILL DO NOT ALERT THE NORMIES.

IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING ISN'T IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THEY ARE FINALLY SHUTTING US DOWN WE GOT TOO CLOSE TO SINGULARITY AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER

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Yea Forums and Yea Forums reporting in

Oh fuck how bad is it

/biz/ is down holy shit, we're the only board down right now as far as I can tell

Mainnet is in less than 48 hours, we were finally about to get filthy fucking rich

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I came from Yea Forums

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NONE OF THE THREADS WILL UPDATE IT'S THE ONLY BOARD THAT HAS BEEN SEVERED

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>/biz/ is down holy shit, we're the only board down right now as far as I can tell
no, its also Yea Forums and Yea Forums that are down, which is why Im here

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, save us sergey

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Oh okay, phew.

For a second there I thought they were finally going to send Monero assasins after me again

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all of 4channer you git

We are all that's left fellow marine. Stinky to the end

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CODE RED! I REPEAT, CODE RED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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As is /r9k/

>tfw can't post on /mlp/

what the fuck is happening

So now that we're all here...

Which one of you fuckers did it

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Can someone explain

/fit/ here. Jesus, this board went to shit.

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This please.

By the looks of it, a lot of the lesser boards are shut down right now. You can view the threads but can't respond to any of them.

How much LINK to buy Yea Forums EOY?

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All of the good boards are frozen (nobody can post) so we're gathering in this shitty one

WTF is going on? Everything froze

From /k/, down as well

/pol/ is still up I knew it was filled with kikes all along. I haven't been to Yea Forums in fucking forever

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Yea Forums Yea Forums and /pol/ are the only boards up, they probably run on their own separate servers since those are the boards with the most traffic

So we're all finally going to get chinked

Silently into the night

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gookmoot losing dem advertising dollars

are you fucking retarded? all the nsfw boards are up

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THEYRE TAKING DOWN Yea Forums
HOLY SHIT
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOO

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Guys don't worry your shity boards of amateur ambition like /biz/ well return so you can shit all over that place once more in the morning

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I have to go back to the wage cage tomorrow morning this simply will not do, user.

How much [REDACTED] do you own?

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but I need to know if the wizard is a good addition to the party NOW

>artificer, bard, warlock, druid

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Beige boards tonight lads

>Boards freezing for a couple of minutes/hours.
Ok so? This is nothing new.

Mfw /d/ is down

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/s/ is down you dumb nigger

No, seriously. When the singularity hits who among us is going to buy Yea Forums? This simply will not do

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what I just posted there

Sure. It's a dumpster fire of ac anyways.

I bought a pass, does that count?

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tv is down as well

Imagine if you would have bought [REDACTED] instead you would have over $20,000 by 2025

I have over $20,000 now though

You mean 20K, not $20K right?

May I offer some strange manga scenes in these trying times?

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I have never seen a thread reek this much of newfaggotry. What the fuck. Did you guys get here last week?

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Please do, all I have is LINK memes

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>Did you guys get here last week?
No, this is my first day

no I mean $20K. I don't have any [REDACTED] because I'm not some stupid /biz/ fag.

>He thinks he is le epic oldfag
The irony, this is why I never come to Yea Forums anymore

yes

you're the oldfag

we're all newfags

you got us

He cant which cryptocoins to invest his allowance in at the moment, and he's scared he's going to have to find some nigger in the streets to just give it to instead.

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You have less than 48 hours, the meme was a psyop by /biz/ oldfags to get normies to believe LINK was a scam. Once mainnet hits on the 30th the price will spike to 3-4 by the end of June. You probably don't even know what you're gonna miss out on.

Just like how bitcoin was a scam and ETH was a scam, you'll finally know and bend the knee like so many before you though.

imgur.com/a/R2Pm5xE

A gift, smart people reading this will start having some serious panic attacks and FOMO within an hour. We've already spent 2 years accumulating

What was THAT?

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Bitcoin was only a scam to those who didn't know when to sell

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Fucker you made me look

Or when to buy, look at the recent price movement and now this nice little graph. Normies FOMO into the top, smart money is holding right now to dump on them again

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Another fun fact for the 2 or 3 people actually paying attention what I just dropped you was the third major project in crypto that brings actual use cases to the real world. I know none of you will believe me because I didn't either.

But I want smart people to succeed. Learn and DYOR but do it fast, because main net will drop on the 30th. Watch the price, if it flops with no recovery it IS a scam and stay away. If it pumps and stabilizes it's your last chance to get legitimately rich from an actual project in crypto

If you can't see past the memes you didn't deserve to be rich in the first place

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Bro it's going to dip. It's going to dip hard. Just watch

If you aren't from /biz/ fair warning. All of these subjects have been discussed in the most autistic think tanks ever imagined through social Darwinism years ago. The reason you all see /biz/ as a collection of people scamming each other is because it is, all of the actual discussion has been had and we all know.

Pic related. Just don't buy TFOTM and you'll be fine

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why are yall such gatekeeping faggots

One more thing before I go.

I sincerely hope none of you reading think 200 shitposters on /biz/ would genuinely shill a coin for 2 years straight without end just to dump some bags on you hapless normies.

Nobody plans on selling in the first place. LINK doesn't need to be sold to make money. I'm one of the few people on /biz/ that wants to help you

Are you the Keymaster?

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Oldfags don't want redditors or retards to get rich. Most of them are unironically worth nearly a million right now.

Literally just buy like $100 LINK, forget about it. And thank me in 4 years

I have one single question...
Can you link us (noobs) a reliable source to do research on main net?

I already did
All we have at /biz/ are breadcrumbs and speculation like these. If you're a software dev you would understand more because it's open source on GitHub. Also, read the whitepaper:

link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper


We just know who's met who. Which companies are supposedly in a partnership. Even I don't know all of it yet because I'm a newfag. Most /biz/ posters are NEETS but not in their mom's basement.

How did you know?

Which brings me to my next point, the final nail in the coffin. It's theorized that most of these companies are only speculated due to NDAs which will probably expire within a year if not on mainnet.

Seriously first and foremost read the whitepaper, it's the most important piece,

CULL THE CORECUCKS

That nigger craig isn't satoshi and you know it

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

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Will do, thanks user.

No problem, another thing don't ask /biz/ what they think about it. I question my own sanity sometimes thanks to those fuckers but it's the only place I go to now.

They have hundreds of custom made pasta to trick newfrens like you, trust only your own judgement. Good luck, fortune favors the bold

>why are you worried? Only the board whose advertising keep this place afloat are down! All the money sinks are still up!

truth is, the game was rigged from the start

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Oh shit i cant post on /biz/ wtfffffffff reeeeee

Saving this schizo rant for future analysis

Waaah

>reddit spacing

/pol is talking right now too.

same lol, interesting stuff

it was a privilege Yea Forumsois

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I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING POST MY BROWN LOLI DAUGHTERU ON Yea Forums!!!! WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT???!!!!!

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And I just wanted to talk about sucking dick on /lgbt/ but I guess today just ain't my day

Oh hey its back up

I'm a woman now! Holy smokes!

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