Any of you bros have side chicks or cheat? Have gf I care about, but 8...

Initiate the THREESOME CLAUSE
>if she loves you a lot she'll consider it (gf)
>if she is really into you and some what experimental, she'll do it too (other girl)

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Do it enough until it becomes second nature

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Homie...

Time is too short.

TITS

Get after it.

Part 1: Jerk off
Part 2: Decide with a clear head

Meaning I got caught. A shitshow but nothing I regret. Pic related ex-gf I cheated on

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this right here is the answer look if you still want her after that

And the slutty sidepiece. I was getting laid pretty much every night for three months it was cash

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Damn bro I was gonna say why would you cheat on first but the second also looks so tasty. Did she know that she was a side piece when you drilled her?

>on nofap

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WHY IN FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE WOMEN IN MY LIFE

Jesus christ I can't stand having to deal with the one I have as it is. All I want is some god damn peace and quiet and not have to talk to, look at, or do anything for any fucking bitches whatsoever for like 5 fucking minutes, is that too much to fucking ask???

I'm gonna be in my canoe. In the middle of the lake. Don't try to swim out to talk to me or I'll fucking drown you.

No, I thought it'd be a one time thing but she texted me and asked to meet up again. And again and again.

My gf was out of town and I met this girl at a bookstore believe it or not lol. Got dinner and drinks afterwards then fucked

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them bewbs r bigger n'er hed

This guys got it basically right. At least for me, one is plenty, if not too much.

But maybe you're different OP. I tend to think it's not worth the trouble, but if you can justify it when you've got a clear head, then who am I to moralize?

The biggest lie told to us is that sleeping with as many women as possible makes you a real man. These young girls are just ruining themselves for future husbands that want a low notch count wife. Getting married and having kids is the most fulfilling thing men can do. Feminist have destroyed the dating scene though. As a 32 year old man, this advice was never given to me and I regret all the women I've fucked instead of my wife. I'm on b though so I know how seriously I'm being taken.

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Based.

I'm an antisocial INTJ for the record, I merely just have too much of a fucking sex drive from lifting/diet-high-in-fat/nofap

Have anymore? asking for a friend

Just be a man, and make the moral judgment for yourself. You know its wrong, and a betrayal of trust. Is fucking her more worth it for supporting your fragile ego than being a good person?

>These young girls are just ruining themselves for future husbands that want a low notch count wife

But who cares about those underdeveloped socially insecure lame ass "future husbands"? No one, apparently, and rightly so.

I care about them. That's why I gave advice. It's hopeless losers wanting to tear others down to be as miserable as them that want to discredit me. I literally addressed the fact that men older than me failed to tell my generation how to be a proper man, and those of my generation are teaching even worse values. Some of you degenerates can't be saved so by all means, go watch porn in your mom's basement. Or try to break the cycle. I'm not a hopeless incel so I'm having a blast out here.

Why would you regret that? Men's partner counts are literally irrelevant to marriage success unlike females

Do you actually think men didnt cheat before? You're conflating slut shaming (a good thing) with shaming promiscuous men.

It was often expected of men to cheat on gf's as long as it was before marriage

Because men allowed women to be free of the guilt of premarital sex.

Because of it I was able to have sex with many women.

That said, if hadn't met my wife when I did, she could have bought the feminist lie that women sleeping around is the same as when men do it.

I wouldn't have married a high notch woman.

I regret contributing to the notches of other women for any potential husband they may have found by now.

Being a man already is tough these days, let alone a guy who wants to get married to a good girl who got dug out by 30 dudes when she was young and stupid.

I never said men dont cheat. Op is literally bring up doing it even though it's bait. Men are the rulers of society. Women only get away with what men allow. They don't actually want men to let them be shitty, work, or take charge. We let them do shit and they hate us for it. The entire feminist movement is a giant shit test and we are all failing it. I want even men to be shamed for cheating. This is generations of wisdom the millenials were cheated out of.

I'm 30 and agree with this user. I can count on one hand the number of women I've been with and honestly my wife was the only one who's worth it. We have a 3-year-old now and she's beaten cancer. It's been a wild ride but worth it. We've both been tempted to do exactly what you're describing now and I shudder to think how I would have ruined it if I had cheated. If the chick you're with is cool and is willing to stay with you and isn't a cunt, don't ruin a good thing. There will be other sluts if it doesn't work out, they're not going anywhere. You can also jerk off to the thought of her and get that post-nut clarity, are you actually willing to throw it away or are you just horny? Chances are you'll get caught if you actually have to contemplate it.

Worth clarifying: I meant to say my wife's beaten cancer. I would fall apart if my daughter had cancer.

That's what I'm talking about! Return back to the roots brother. It's hard out there

I've cheated, but I rationalize
> Married, love my wife yadda yadda
> Have incest fetish for as long as I can remember
> Would never actually do it, just only watch incest porn
> After being married for 5 years, figure I might as well try something silly before I die
> Make tinder account very clear about my intentions
> aka. Married, just want to try an incest roleplay
> match with plenty of chicks who didnt read the bio before hitting me up, reject them
> some just want to chat about my life or berate me, reject them
> finally find one chick who seems legit about wanting to try what I am proposing (able to find her on social media and everything)
> decide to get coffee and pretend to be brother and sister for at least 30 mins, and if either of us arnt feeling it, then we can quit
> end up hanging out for about 5 hours, walking around, chatting, making up stories about our fake childhood
> feel closer to her than I do to my own family
> nothing ends up happening that day (had to go because had date with wife)
> we text for about a week, keeping up the dynamic, and decide to meet up again (she was going to leave my city the next week anyways)
> make sure i have the night free just in case
> have coffee, then get a room
> fuck the shit out of each other, total decadence, really playing into the incest fantasy
> best sex of my life
> she goes home, I go home, make love to my wife that very night
> still have her as a friend on facebook 2 years later

This! This is how you cheat, right here.
You get some side strange, have an amazing time, and that makes you love your wife even more.

i just wouldn't fuck with that shit. cheaters are liars

>Wouldn't go out of my way to cheat but this chick is initiating it and fine as hell. How do I manage this?

Never be loyal to any girl but the one you are the most comfortable with, intellectually and philosophically. Always trade up, because that's what girls will always do to you, no matter how loyal they seem to be to you at the time.

Girls always trade up on guys, no matter what -- so always beat them to the punch, but only so long as the new girl is more compatible with you.

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Girls? Sure. Women? Not so much. Women who've been through shit will stick around. You might be confused with whores, who do exist and dress the part of women very convincingly. That's what the dating period is for. Relationships are work and most men either don't do their part or invest in a shitty partner. Look at her parents, it will give you a good idea of what she'll turn out to be. If you can't see any red flags before you got married, that's on you.

Yes this right here

You'd feel like shit about it and it would eventually ruin your relationship. If you would break up with your gf right now to do it but you just don't want to trade a bush in the hand for a bush in the bush, just go and chill with her. If she's really initiating you just have to go with the flow.

cheating is awesome. you never know how bad you have it until you realize things could be better

or if you want to be honest use el classico:

Babe, i've been reading about polyamory and it sounds awesome. would it help you feel less nervous about opening our relationship if you met someone you liked first?