Be me

>be me
>26
>no job
>no girlfriend
>GED
>no college experience
>never voted
>never paid taxes
>wat do
also. general faces of Yea Forums thread. if you got the stones. you age old kissless fag virgins.

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lmao gross, did you try to stare as hard as you could?

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Move to California, start weed business, profit

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I can smell you through this picture.

are you a wizard. i just didn't want to be looking away from the camera. but honestly i was trying to focus on the part where it takes the picture so yeah dude sort of haha. is it that bad? lol.

You arent an ugly dude. Also, Why don't you try committing to something instead of bitching on Yea Forums? Its never going to improve your situation.

What are you passionate about?

Neet gang stand up

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Work as a hair stylist
Single
I dont vote
Yes i am a tranny
No im not showing you my dick

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be happy you aint 26 and already dying because of literally prostate cancer

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Shave, cut your hair. Look for a job. Easiest place to take you is the army. Gl

I'm not bitching brother. just being straight forward. getting my bullshit out of the way. I'm actually happy today. my mom bought me food and cigarettes to last until i get some cash (foodstamps and disability) [for mental illness] inb4 hurr durr nigger welfare baby lmao hurrr. I'm just wondering what people think of my appearance. and maybe some helpful advice.

show dick

Fine. I guess we'll have to do with butthole pics.

i play drums. been in bands. love music. also art. went to vocational technical school for 3 years in high school for graphic design. did ok. had fun. mostly hated school. still hate authority of any kind. been to prison. been 302 involuntary commitment in psychiatric hospital too many times to count. lol. so fucked in the head. still take meds. try going off of them all the time. usually can't stay off of them after 4 days or less. anyways. music and art is my passion. also inb4 gay fag.

I joined the navy at 25 and it's working p fucking well for me

No. I wish i could cut it off already but sometimes its cute and sometimes you can see a slight outline of it thru certain clothes like pic related

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Actual subhuman

Timestamp?

lets see something... dying mans plea

Christ, it’s like all you self proclaimed incel neet fags look the same.

You have nice legs... For a man

You're alive, so whatever you're doing is working. Do nothing.

You look good. I'm not gay, but I'm sure you would have no trouble slaying if you get over yourself and get out there with a good attitude.

Why dont you become a private music teacher and then work at a resturant for extra money?

Sup losers

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i got rejected by the Navy before. don't really remember why. was probably a good thing. i was suicidal at the time. was really planning to just get through training to get a gun and an hero. wasn't going to kill anyone else. not that type of dude. lol. still think about killing myself pretty often. but i don't give the thought any credit. I'm too scared to die plus I'm really lucky to be alive and i have good memories of being younger and i enjoy things in life. not most of life but i do enjoy things about it. like cigarettes. and l coffee from places that freeze it and put whipped cream on it. i love that shit. and sushi. I know it sounds like hipster bullshit but it's worth it to be cause it makes me happy when i have that stuff. and when i have crazy off the wall dreams. like I've literally dreamt that i was a fucking Jedi. with a fucking lightsaber and shooting lighting out of my hands and force choking people and flying and shit. i have alot of nightmares though. ive been molested in dreams before and had people grab my balls and dick and shove their fingers up my asshole before (i know you usually have to pay extra for that) and people are always chasing me and trying to capture me and I've been stabbed and shit in dreams it fucking sucks.

i know tl;dr

You gotta calm down, stop caring so much about stuff, and enjoy the little things. I guarantee you, you have it much better than you think you do.

>25
>went to college at parents request,massive waste of time/money
>work in screen printing + freelance art
>used to do a bunch of drugs
>fucked a few girls
>life is ok

shave your face
get a job and hold it down
keep making art/music
you'll be fine

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Exactly What this guy says. Life is about more than worrying about if you do what some other guy did at 26.

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don't mean to sound negative but i don't believe that music can or should be taught. if you have it cool but if not then don't even bother. I've been playing drums 9 years and never took a single music lesson. for any instrument. and i know piano guitar and bass but those other 3 i can't play as well as the drums. i literally could have gone to art school when i was 14 but my mom kept telling me to go but i didn't think it's like.. even right at all to teach a kid how to be an artist. it really seems stupid to me. it's expression. it's not like something learned or that can be reproduced unless it's like literal plagiarism. or a rendition of something that's already been put out there before.

>nattydaddy412 has entered the chat

fucking give me a cigarette

yea it's not photogenic, the easy move is to strain your eyes wide beforehand so they relax when you take the photo. sounds douchy but apparently thats the look to seem more photogenic on guys

lol, but it's mental gymnastics to appeal to a 26 year old who is already irrelevant in the art scene

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Hi

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The "no girlfriend" part doesn't matter. Also voting makes no difference on anything.

Never paid taxes? So you have never had a legal job?

>irrelevant in the art scene

Literally everyone is irrelevant, being "relevant" in the faggot "art scene" is about as ephemeral and unimportant as it gets. If you're only making art to be popular you should stop.

Just make stuff that you and/or your friends would like.

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i know a guy that owns a t shirt company that uses silk screens and i worked there before on multiple occasions. shit tier job. paid me under the table. no taxes. $5/hour fucking pleb shit job tedious as fuck. did all the fucking bitch work for him. made no extra money on bigger or harder or more profitable jobs. literally a job that was fucking shit. had some falling out when his mother died. i quit working there. go back years later. literally offers me $4/hour. under the table still. fuck it i need that cash. i say yes. quit 3 days in. never even got my fucking paycheck. don't really give a shit anyways. haven't fucking talked to him since. dude was my next door neighbor from the time i was 5 years old till about when i was in 5th grade so i guess i was 10 or 11 or something. still think he's a really good dude. he's my younger brothers godfather.

another tl;dr

my face when

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That's kind of a retarded mindset. Teaching music isn't about literally teaching someone how to be musical, because you're right, either you have it or you don't. "Teaching" music is mostly about instilling good practice habits and a set routine so you don't just go fucking about directionlessly and make either very little progress or absolutely none at all. Potential means shit if you don't hone it and put it to good use, which is what any music teacher worth their salt will try to instill in a student. If you walk in and you play guitar like a duck, yeah, you probably won't be playing like Steve Vai any time soon, but if you genuinely do have musical talent and ability lessons can only help you improve, if only by helping you find a structure that gives you the greatest returns.

Can I fuck?

>fucked a few chicks at house parties
I used to tell this lie too

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Sup niggers

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never been employed anywhere at all other than family businesses. i play poker for money and ive won alot but dont do it anymore cause i get $40 weekly checks ever Wednesday and that's not even enough to get me through its just complete shit. the game i played at in high school when i was underage was $100 buy in 1$ 2$ blinds mixed game omaha hold em and pineapple. shit was pretty dope. the dudes still play the game has moved around alot from bar to bar but they still play. about 15 minutes from my house but i don't drive and have no car but I'm poor as fuck so it doesn't matter anyways. lol.

Do you leave your house or are you a shut in? $40 a week sounds rough too

You should
>Get GED
>get bullshit job
>Trade school
>HVAC technician, linesman, etc..
>get real job
>Get own place
>Don't be a disgusting bachelor
>Fuck sluts for a while
>Find actual gf material
>Get rejected
>Kys

Don't pay attention to these fools I respect your bravery. I 2 do the swicharoo but honestly very nervous to start. Is this normal?

Also, get a fucking haircut and shave your pathetic face

A hundred times this.

Classes will force you out of your element. You'll get to learn classical percussion, bossa nova and all sorts of funky not 4/4 beats that you would not have touched if you never pick up a book.

>be me
>golden age of 50
>dont need a job
>fucks your girlfriend every night
>fuck education
>voted hitler
>taxevasion like a boss
>dont need to ask you subhumans for advices
literally chad fuck you niggers lmao

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dude i literally put "GED" in the post. i have one. also. fuckin lol'd. top kek.

My name's Noah, I'm 16. And yes... I also have a cock, but I'm not a tranny. That's that gay shit.

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>voted hitler

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Go join the military you useless fag. Get your GI Bill and go to college and stop being useless. Either that or go anhero somewhere it will be easy to clean up.

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I read that as no ged for some reason
>Am retarded

The rest applies

heh, you look like the Italian version of me

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>Implying college makes you useful

i dont leave enough really so yeah I'm a bit of a shut in. but I'm not antisocial. i had a few friends over a few days ago for some whiskey. and beer. but that shit doesn't happen alot at all. like really. not at all. i don't have anything to do. i used to go to the library to use the computer. but i was really just going to use a RuneScape bot on my fucking $400 99 strength maxed 1 defence pure. i paid for it a long time ago when 2007 was released and it was a rip off but i enjoyed the account alot while i still had it. it got banned. permanently. it was a warning at first with a 24 hour ban. and i dun goof'd. i took it lightly. i botted it again and now its fucking gone man. forever. RIP. oh well. that game was a bad habit anyways. do have some good memories from playin it though. RIP.

also not my pic but oh well.

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fuckin awesome man. great times on Yea Forums in 2019. what a fucking shock lol. voted hitler. topfuckingkek.jpg

Get a job.
Who cares about a GF? Only weak men can't bear being alone.
At least you have some form of diploma.
Enroll in college?
Vote? Its fucking free.
Get a job? Why would you want to pay taxes?

I've never wanted someone to kill themselves more than I do right now.

I laughed at first, but the longer I look, the more sad I get.

Start a budget, find a therapist and see if they will do sliding scale since you broke and nuts. Find a desire to be a little better tomorrow than today. Get better at and start selling your art; even cheaply to supplement your income. Maybe make small unique items for desks. Stay on your meds bc it's a challenge/in your best interest and you won't sell much art with a load on your pants while fighting cops. Also, fucking start exercising it will help big time (start tapering smokes and occasionally substitute with nicotine lozenges or gum). One thing at a time. Therapist first bc building that relationship takes time. Also, improve your desire to get better.

Theon Greyjoy ?

Jesus Christ user are you my dad. i appreciate what you're saying but ahhh go fuck yourself. couldn't find the image of the dude with his own dick up his ass on Google but you get the idea. i don't like therapists. they suck. i don't trust them. i hate doctors and nurses and all that type of shit. i still have a service coordinator which is just a stupid way of saying some asshole who is constantly checking up on you and calling you and showing up at your fucking door unannounced for dumb shit like if i went to the fucking doctors appointment that i had scheduled. and constantly telling me i need medication and judging me and saying if i stop taking fucking prescription drugs that I'll be in a fucking hospital. i don't need that shit. the meds help out a little bit but the side effects fucking suck. there's been times where i Jack off and nothing comes out. like fucking nothing. but i came. and i have to piss over 40 times a day but it's hard to push out the fucking urine. shits fucking stupid. medicine doesn't fix everything. it just makes me more manageable and I'm more you know.. relaxed and sort of i don't know. im not on edge as much. and i don't get fucked up thoughts on a non-stop basis. but hey user. you were trying to help. so here's to you. cheers. i don't have any alcohol though. so I'll drink the monster that's in the fridge. that will be my 4th one today. lol. RIP. anyways. thanks for trying to help but kindly go fuck yourself. no one wants to hear that shit on Yea Forums