No rekt thread yet?

No rekt thread yet?

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I am a newfag to Yea Forums and let me tell you, I was not prepared to see a man get split in half.

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How did that happen... please explain...

Some kind of surgery. I've seen it once before

HOW THE FUCK

It's a surgery to fix gumminess

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Did he die ?

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How is this possible

Well from now on you are

bumpin' this thread

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kek

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Did he jump off the moving train or how did this happen ?

Niggers

Watching the video of this babysitter getting beat with a fat stick was very satisfying.

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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dumb little chink insect

kek'd

bug people rudeness meets bug people technological quality

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Nerve gas

Welcome newfren. Remember, you're here forever.

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he lived
here is the proof

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It gets more easy, I assure you. When I was new I couldn't even stand the thumbnails, now I can eat and watch this stuff just fine. As long as you don't start wanting to jerk it our harm people or whatever, you should be fine dude.

now... how to fix that? Glue?

he had autism attack
was thinking that he da fish

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plz tell me that was on a corpse and not somebody still alive

a classic

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Newfag is 2008 - 2011, you're more like Reddit tier, everyone's heard of Yea Forums now

they just gave up after 10 seconds, damn

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I just noticed something: the factory had absolutely no fire extinguishers.

Notice that the other workers don't even bother going somewhere to find them because they know there aren't any.

You can see the dude moving around u faggot

Stfu newfag

Well according to my own chart, yes I very much am, started in 2009

#BLACKED thread would be better but whatever...

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Fffuuuuck, but i thought all the time that i was a newfag '12

Why are they beating his ass afterwards?

IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME

They're trying to put out the fires the 2500F/1400C metal keeps igniting in his flesh.

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You have been here for 10 years and you are calling yourself a newfag? A newfag is someone who doesnt know the lingo, doesnt know the videos, doesnt understand the jokes. You are not a newfag. You are just a b/tard. You may not be an oldfag but you are not a newfag.

Anyone got the cctv footage of the japanese stabbing?

Depends on the nomenclature being used.
"Newfag" as originally used by oldfags was as you describe, but it can also be used to people who first started coming to Yea Forums during that period (the subsequent cohort being "cancer").

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Quit trying to sound smart you faggot.
Everyone knows newfags arnt the cancer killing b. The cancer is predominantly porn. And godamnit I just drank too much moonshine to continue this post. So fuck it. I cant think of the rest of the cancer. But newfags dont stay newfags for very long and the more people the better cuz the smart sarcastic people are what make b so great

>b
>great
Retard confirmed

Obvious newfag. Dont fall for the losers saying b isnt great. There may be alot of cancer and bullshit that u have to wade thru but b is still great.

Yea Forums was never good

Yup. Cheers.

b is the most stupid shithole the internet has ever created and the only reason people come here is because they hate themselves after realizing how useless they are in society, so they sit all day masturbating to lolis and traps and pretend they don't enjoy a normie lifestyle when in reality they crave it but are completely incapable of achieving it

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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Thinking it's b8 just confirms how retarded you are

shit kid was last man standing what an animal

I believe (or guess, who knows) he/she had gotten hit by the train with enough force to get split in to by a billboard sign.
Holy shiznit.

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Stfu I have been around since 05 and I know for a fact b has always been great. I may not be an old fag by definition cuz I bailed a few years here and there. But I know there isnt any place online thats as good as b.

Did the elevator crash and burn?

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Did she died?

I don't remember when Stile Project first raided Yea Forums. Early 2Ks. This place was a lame proving ground for The Forum.

Well that puts a new twist on it

I want to see that video. This child abuse video needs to be avenged.

Start browsing /gif/ you will see it

WELCOME TO H E L L
BIIIIIIIIIIITCHH

African Recycling System. Top KeK!

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Post corpses of women mudered by serial killers, you dumb gay bitches

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Based Gook!

Ching chong prior getting mauled to death.

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holy shit

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Cyclical blunt force trauma explains so much about the niggers

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I love videos like this for some reason

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Damn, i wonder what he did to piss off his village like that

sooo welcome to Yea Forums you endurit here

He didnt fell for the "we were kangz" bullshit. He told them that only a fucking moron would be proud just for being "apparently" the same race of a ruller since no other races even dare to say such a moronic statement.
The rest is history...

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This one still makes me kek.

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Now that's just plain child abuse.

That person's still alive. Isn't anyone going to stop and help?

Sexy! Would definitely fap!

Why wait? Just do it now

She was the nanny and the girls parents set up a camera after they noticed bruises on the baby. Apparently the girls father beat the shit out of the nanny after this. Yup, you heard me, black. Father.

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Brazilian father tortured sons and sent the video to ex wife

how the fuck does this happen
you need to throw out the whole human at that point

you should watch schlachtung, funky town or daghestan

more like this

In most civilized countries, they have some version of a "Good Samaritan" law, which means you cannot be prosecuted if, in good faith, you cause harm to someone while coming to their aid. For example, you find someone not breathing, so you start CPR, but you crack their ribs. That person can't them come back and sue you. Or, let's say you come across a car accident. One of the vehicles is on fire, but someone is trapped inside. You pull the person to safety, but they had broken their neck. In moving them, you accidentally killed them. Still can't be sued. China has no such laws that protect people that try to help. In fact, it's the opposite. If you give aid and hurt the person, you can be legally liable for that. Or, if you try to help someone, but it's not enough, there is still a chance you could be sued. That's why there are so many videos of people literally dying on the ground in Asia and people just walk past them.

moar?

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Over the course of a year, and probably hundreds of hours of footage, nigger gets in one zinger.

That's fucked up. They need to change that. Any law that discourages people from doing good is a backwards law.

>file name
kek

This one's not bloody but I'd say she still got rekt.

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i dont get it

He's not on fire user, he's covered in melted steel. What are you gonna do against that?

for having such shitty gums, that dude has really clean and white teeth.

Where are these from?

Has anyone got that video of the dude jumping off a building and analy impaling himself on a bollard?

those laws are the same in USA?

I mean, someone someday told me that, in the usa is better not to help someone because if he/she dies, and youre not a professional or dont know how to help you are the guilty person of his dead.

'brownnipples'
kek

Found a link to it

documentingreality.com/forum/f166/paris-man-dies-after-falling-onto-bollard-191330/

that bruh moment when a piece of metal pierces through your face

Documentary called Empire of Sand or something like that, can't remember exactly

so I guess this thread is finished now, oh well

It really depends, You can be sued and prosecuted for NOT helping in certain states. But the cases where people sue their rescuer are extremely rare and the succession rate for those cases are even more so.

The Heimlich results in broken ribs quite often but they survive.
Its only the sub-human scum who try to press charges for saving their lives and an equally disgusting judge for letting someone sue another person for saving their life in such situations.

did the kid survive?

have a relationship with a female and you will

check'd

Quads of absolute truth

Empire of Dust

Empire of Sand
If i remember rigjt

that's a nigger...no. that's a black man who's hand i would gladly shake. as for that bitch nanny, i want to go finish what the father started. then that brazilian "father" in that other post, he'd be next. i'll watch the adults get fucked off, but even us degenerates on /b have some decency.

>2019
>assuming gender
Cut your dick off, asshole.

When I was with my kids I saw some neglectful nannies at a local preschool center, and it was heartbreaking and enraging.

If I caught a nanny doing shit like this on video, I swear to christ I'd end up in prison.

rekt kek'd chekt

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magneto?

right? i watched this damn video looking for nipples.

What the fuck is his problem?

>actual gaybashing

He got married.

Oh I can't jerk it now, is that it?

how is that "new" you're a huge faggot holy fuck

thanks for the response

i'll bet money all of you are either underage or autistic go the fuck outside

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I was part of the NCIS team that investigated this as part of a much bigger federal investigation involving the use of nerve gas. The guy you see killed was carrying a 50 pound canister of highly compressed nerve gas. His plan was to use it inside one of the trains to maximize casualties, however, he did not expect the previous train which didn't stop at the station. The vibrations caused the canister to rupture on its side, propelling him at an initial velocity Vo of 45mph. The speed combined with the still propelling gas caused him to hit the sign at over 60mph. The sign was well designed and tested for these type of situations so it suffered minimal damage. However, unfortunately for the deceased, human bodies are not designed to withstand that type of impact, resulting in what we see. The canister also disintegrated on impact. Nerve gas quickly dissipated, however, tiny amounts reached the second guy in the video, not enough to kill him, but enough to make him crazy enough to want to jump onto the tracks. We do not see that in the video, but we can see him approaching slowly.

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old school

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What the fucking mother fucking hell!

did your uncle rape you?

i find these videos funny, only minorities do this shit

the price of being with a hot girl lol

yfw thats a medical treatment to remove necrotic skin.

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wtfh was this retard trying to even do?

>flat chest
>no ass
>hot girl
I guess you like men, user?

Hilarious but I'm confused by this.

Often times this is punishment for rapists/kid diddlers

There's no evidence the black dahlia was killed by a serial killer you cunt flap.

I want more like this

strange. I've seen pictures of people hitting pipes/fences falling at terminal velocity and never get ripped in half. this guy must have been moving fast af

surprising lack of rape in here tonight

i cringed so hard

why did the last one jump out

bruh

Nerve gas.

remember when thestileproject had gore? good times

Why do you assume they have a dick? Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

gg/pF23R7v

wow trannies are spamming every fucking board tonite TERFS RULE WHO DO YOU MAIN ON MORTAL KOMBAT

Bullies hate it when ya do that

Oh noooooo!

kek

Hail Satan trips.

Oh I've missed this pic. I bet she was really hot when she was alive and with hair and legs

better than fucking them like white trash do

no, the security guy put elevator on lockdown.
you see how he is filming the video with his phone, its not a direct feed to cctv

not a boob man here
her ass is fine
dem juicy legs and dat face
you need to stop watching porn user

what are they fighting over, math problems?

guess he thought the ride was over

come back when you grow a pair

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Damn buddy you must be down with the devil

brazillian ninja training, they are going to make a brazillian ninjas

Best magician ever, he made that pool disappear mid flight

nothing, it was his turn to be the pinata

Dagestan massacre fucked me up when I was a newfag. Good place to start

Reported this thread to the police

Enjoy jail
This is beyond sick

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From what i can tell you thought he could land in the bushes and it'd break his fall. since he missed he tried to headbutt the ground first.

his only zinger and whats best is this is when he started getting cocky only to get pile-drived

What's the story on this one?

IT is China.

Fuck off newfag

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I was part of the NCIS team that investigated this as part of a much bigger federal investigation involving the use of nerve gas. The guy you see killed was carrying a 50 pound canister of highly compressed nerve gas. His plan was to use it inside one of the trains to maximize casualties, however, he did not expect the previous train which didn't stop at the station. The vibrations caused the canister to rupture on its side, propelling him at an initial velocity Vo of 45mph. The speed combined with the still propelling gas caused him to hit the sign at over 60mph. The sign was well designed and tested for these type of situations so it suffered minimal damage. However, unfortunately for the deceased, human bodies are not designed to withstand that type of impact, resulting in what we see. The canister also disintegrated on impact. Nerve gas quickly dissipated, however, tiny amounts reached the second guy in the video, not enough to kill him, but enough to make him crazy enough to want to jump onto the tracks. We do not see that in the video, but we can see him approaching slowly.

That is FUCKING IT.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Super gawd roll of truth

youtube.com/watch?v=6FKA-Y_g-2I

The horror . . .

>No bra
Zozzle

Well, China's court system has only itself to blame. My understanding is that the law wasn't actually written by some bored, dumbass politician. It was a result of case law, where the court sided with the plaintiff in such a trial. So the rest of the country basically said, "Fuck helping other people."

Why you scared of reality fag. grow the fuck up death is nothing life is nothing. nothing even matters. you eat meat i bet right? so you support killing and torture. stop being a pussy and fap to this shit like everyone else or GTFO

Tonsil stones. It's really common.

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Bitch play to much

Thats not what tonsil stones look like fagbait.

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gay

Even some random South African guy from the outskirts is capable of thinking freely. What a shame. He could've potentially made a positive impact in his country.

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wow what a fuckin man

I know wypepo all look alike, but that's not the same woman.

Gotta watch out for the Jap steel... It'll cut ya right in half.

Empire of Dust. Pretty slow but worth a watch. Chinese team trying to build a highway (and repair infrastructure built by Belgians 50 years ago that has gone neglected). They spend half the movie just trying to get gravel for concrete and can't even get the Africans organized enough to provide rocks. And every person they hire just steals stuff from the work site and wrecks all their trucks

Damn, kid got it rough. Dull blade and everything.

Hes not an spineless faggot, he clearly went along with the joke and gave her a chance but she keept being a cunt. As they say fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me.

ok you have my attention link that shit ot atleast sauce it, i have seen a some of the webs but never the whole thing.

jesus christ

Guy was trying to revive his buddy from nerve gas poisoning. it didnt work

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I hadn't been on there or even remembered that site existed for years until I saw it mentioned here.

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He tried to fit a jaw breaker in his mouth

imagine the smell...

Those chickens are huge!

Is there no longer version?
Lol

Can you survive something like this??? Asking for a friend.

My brother is a hard sleeper as well.

He is every man, ever. haha

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Don't think I have ever seen the unedited version of this.

What raid boss was that

The dude ripped him off on a drug deal or raped his sister or some shit, so he got beat when he was slippin

Sky burial. For places where the ground is too rocky, trees are too sparse , and country too poor.

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I want a before/after.

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It's been long since I've seen this. Anyone know the story? Very curious on this and if it's real or not.

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Le Fort I, maxillary surgery.

Nice trips

Wrong..........dude ate his burrito

You went too far with that one. My eyes!

man wtf. i cant believe out of everything here, this is what makes me sick

Somebody needs to beat that mothers fucking face into mush.

omfyg how dfuck u reach at that point

u fucking meany

Holy fuck, that was hilarious.

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god this one hurts... i just had a baby a few months ago...

is this real?

Do spics just not know how to sharpen knives or what?

Shut the fuck up newfag

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thats what that little fucking retard gets

she deserved it (probably, who knows, but I think she did..maybe)
look at her standing in the comfort and safety of her doorway talking shit with all those white knights around...she probably said some shit to really cut the guy deep and knew itd piss him off but didnt expect he'd slam her ass back into the door one handed

Uhhh

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I've always wondered whether or not this one is real.
The blood looks suspiciously like ketchup.

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yeah its well annoying

Can't believe I've fell for that

Kek that bottle at the end

Thanks :)

Fell for the bait.

Daaaaaamn. More?

Understood my lord.

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Stale pasta is stale. Go be original and drown in toothpaste

I want to anne hiro but I'm afraid I might survive.

I've been trying to make a thread about it but I don't see it. I'm probably banned or something.


I can't even do that right.


I've lost everything and everybody. And I find myself here at 3am trying to muster enough courage to continue. All I want is for it to be over with...

Jesus... Is there a filter that catches that phrase??

My dad is white and he did worse than this.

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U just got to love Yea Forums

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Bravo user!

Is this india or PerĂº?

Found the massacre. Was pretty much what I expected, but the end was brutal af.

Sry for being late.

This is an dysgnathia surgery. They do that to fix wierd ass jaws

Body spasm, he is alredy dead so the blood coagulated, it looks like ketchup couse is oxigenated and comes from the brain

Not relited to ur talk but could that be caused by air pods

On the inside.

I have demanding urge to make fun of that guy. Such a sensitive little fag.

It looks like its a women lol

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Did expect something else, the burdon of knownig there are 230V (or 120V depending on where you live) of current behind these panels.
Hacking elevators is fun.

That little bitch deserved it

It's always nice to see that I'm not the only brutal animal on this planet.

story?

Shit happens, this shit's real life, not my fault it happens. People can enjoy seeing the morbid without being apart of it, humans are curious, get over it fag

XO AHAHAH! Stupid machinery are no match for my yellow peepee's yellow pee

Eyeliner on fleek afterwards, though.

Ok. I kinda hate animal cruelty. Put i kek'd hard on that one

No rekt shocks me at this point but maggots, they're my fucking weakness.

I always knew we shouldn't let americans immigrate.

is it only me or does this seem a little off.... I't looks shopped somehow

Babysitter. And the father did beat her to a pulp.

yeah I know... I wanna kill the woman in the left irl ofc. :/ am swedish

Thot patrol was quick and efficient back then

He wants to take a picture at his own height
She makes a scene about it cuz her clevage shows too much on the screen

Holy shit the responses to your comment are so fucking cringy. Full of edgy incels acting tough as if this was hells angels HABAHAHAHAHA kys you faggots

r u haevin problemz m8 ?! O.o.O.o.o.O.o.o

Good job

An hero out of sadness from losing his bros

I hear you buddy, I've got nothing to tell you to make it better, but I get it and I know this doesn't help but there is alot of people who feel the exact same way

it's chinktown