I need as many conspiracy theorisies you all can come up with, real or fake, retarded or not, I need them, thanks

I need as many conspiracy theorisies you all can come up with, real or fake, retarded or not, I need them, thanks

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Genetic markers for affinity to homosexuality have already been identified. It's kept under wraps by enormous political pressure. Independent studies arriving at this conclusion on their own are forced into this pact, by threats of violence and more.
Revealing such a finding would lead to the abortion of practically all babies garuanteed to become homosexual by genetic definition. Already existing homos would be indirectly dehumanized by this and probably put on a reservation until all are extinct.
Don't list studies about identical twins being of different orientation, of course you would put news like this out to make people keep looking.

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6 million died during the holocaust

the CIA created the term "conspiracy theory" to discredit legitimate information they didnt want leaked.

- manhattan project
- operation paperclip
- montauk
- mk ultra
- larry silverstein
- gulf of tonkin
- john lear
- dulce base
- project derby hat
- project third chance
- sigint
- domint
- cogint
- tuskogee syphilis study
- program f
- mknaomi
- mkoften
- mksearch
- edgar mitchell
- flux transfer event
- cointelpro
- blackwater

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the idea that brushing your teeth 2-3 times a day for a healthy mouth is a ploy by dentists and toothpaste companies to make more money by making you visit the dentist more often and buying more toothpaste, brushing that many times every day actually hurt your teeth and gums, promoting holes and dental plaque.

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*comint not cogint

Dave Grohl murdered Kurt Cobain.

Who was the only person to get success after Nirvana?

He had the perfect alibi. Point the finger at Courtney. A clearly mentally unhinged junkie who hated Kurt and also tried to have him killed, but failed miserably because well.. Junkie.

6 million did not die diring the hallofcost

Most of those arent even conspiracy theories because theyre completely true and in the history books.

Jews run everything. They run Hollywood. They run this site.

Finland isn't real

In less then five years everthing is going to be owed by around ten corporations

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completely true, yes. history books? maybe a handful.

maybe these will be better:
- false flags (aurora, sandy hook, etc)
- 911 inside job
- crisis actors
- mars is actually beautiful and the photos are all doctored
- the moon is an artificial satellite
- time travel is real , philadelphia experiment
- new world order
- the lizard people or alien people theories
- dyatlov pass aliens
- haarp / chemtrails
- fluoride

Plausible

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That's why I don't brush my teeth at all

Pencils are just a ploy to get pencil companies to make more money.
You not moving to using mechanical pencils/pens means more $$$ for them. Pencil companies have gone to great lengths, including staging murders, to keep people from seeing the potential of and moving to more advanced writing utensils.

kek these digits

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anti-vax is just Russian propaganda to create a weaker us population

lol the most fakest thing I have ever seen. If it was true the rich people wouldn't die

The Israel govt is run by jews

Where exactly did he get this information?

>mechanical pencils
man, i hate those thing

t. not a pencil-lobby shill

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Yea Forums was created by the Illuminati so that they could keep tabs on the top 1% of intellectuals to see if any of them are closing in on there real conspiracies

The microscopic stick of lead breaks so fucking easily

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kek to conspiracy theories about conspiracy theories. a gov buddy of mine said never get the flu shot so after that im more inclined to believe anti vax than the retarded us gov pharma system

>top 1% of intellectuals
>on there real

my sides

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Homosexuality is not real, it's a fetish. It's been perpetuated by a combination of child sexual abuse, an inferiority complex, and social constructs. Science has caught up to homosexuality and proven there is no biological or psychiatric difference between straight and gay people. Considering fags needs to be seen as special snowflakes and superior to straight people (as they're always portrayed in media) scientists dance around the issue. Homosexuality is NOT seen naturally in nature. Gay sex is, mind you, but there is no attraction. All species who engage in homosexual behavior do so for their own benefit, as the more dominant of the two often protects, feeds, or threatens the smaller weaker one. Watch this video of bill nye or richard dawkins trying to explain homosexuality. They give entirely different responses neither of which are based on facts.

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The first one was better