I want some pedo stories. It doesn't really matter if they're fake or not, just try to make them seem realistic

Ex gf of when I was 17 showed me pics and vids she'd found of her stepdad abusing her and her older sister whom I knew as well.
She blew me while a blowjob clip was playing. It was fucked up and hot and I've been confused about younglings ever since.

Hot

>be pedo
>v&
>jail
>get repeteadly sodomized because pedo
>eventually someone 'suicides you'

Well done!

>be me
>nearly incest my brother when kid cos of porno mags, that shit like a instruction manual
>dont even know what gay/sex or whatever is at this age
>fast forward
>be 17
>have gaycex with another guy from my school
>have normal sex @ 18 with grill
>be bi
>get raypist @ 18 when drunk, was probably being a thot, i deserved it right
>be 27
>mental issues from raeyp
>have catastrophic nightmare where my brother raeped me
>someone heard me babbling like a crazy cunt about my little brother sexxing me
>be called pedo
>panic
>be called pedo
>think maybe i am pedo cos of all weirdness
>nah not pedo kids arent sexc
>be called pedo anyway

And thats the story of how i became a pedo that isnt a pedo

>me, boy
>6
>getting babysat by my mom's friend. they live on a farm. they have girl my age
>led to barn by girl
>she teaches me how to finger her
>she sucks my D
>this goes on regularly every time i go
>eventually there was an older guy involved. memory is hazy, thankfully
>turns out the guy is a farmhand and was touching the girl all along.
>convinced her to bring me into it and was jerking and lurking in the background
>eventually i stoped getting babysat there
>14 years old, parents got a call from the cops
>"we think your son was molested by this peso user"
>parents ask me
>yeah it happened
>i said i didnt want to go to court but id submit a witten affidavit
>i met with the judge and lawyers in person
>submitted verbal and written affidavit
>was traumatic experience
>dude went to jail for 15 years
>i'm pretty well adjusted but the girl's entire life has been a disaster.
>i still hate HATE HATE HATE faggots.
>every time i see a loli/shota thread it makes me rage and i want to hunt down and kill the OP
>fuck every single one of you that gets off to this.
>please dont feed your addiction, and for fucks sake do not touch children. you have no idea how badly you are ruining their lives you selfish motherfucker.

My life was ruined. I've already "ruined" a life. Fuck you.

are you defending the child molester of the story? LOL

Wish I had sex at a young age, you are so lucky user.

T. Wizard

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how in the fuck did you read that as a defense of the child molester?

Continue please

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I'm diamonds right now user. Give more details

>Be me
>Guy I know tells me story
>Says he fucked his 9 year old sister
>Says he told her to do it for candy
>I bash his head in with a rock and sodomized him
>Finished him off with a plastic shank
>Guards acted like they cared but you could tell they felt the same way as me
This is what happens to you pedo faggots. Repent before it's too late.

It sounds like your saying that the OP had his life ruined, but then ruined the life of said molester.. wtf does "My life was ruined. I've already "ruined" a life. Fuck you." mean

It means I was molested and then went on to molest.

you're my hero, user. If you are incarcerated near me, let me know and ill come visit and bring you a cake with a file baked into it so you can escape and taste sweet freedom. you are a patriot for killing that pedo.

I accidentally fucked a 12 year old girl.

Well, don't leave us hanging. Tell us how.

One time I masturbated to fictional renditions of cartoon prepubescent children

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I'm in the sex offenders wing for multiple gay rapes, cum visit me some time.

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you probably have two choices.
1 - become a christfag and ask god to heal you of your attraction
2 - ride the bullet train.
Even as somebody who was molested, I'd prefer you pick option 1, but option two is a better choice than touching kids. seriously. knock that shit off and quit being a weak, selfish faggot.
gee whiz never thought of it that way. Im sure the hours of therapy, self hatred and warped reality ive experienced because i was sexualized as a fucking child were worth it.
im sure you're trolling, but you probably better shoot yourself in the head just to be sure

>and then I got out of jail for free

I thought she was 9

Don't you just hate when that happens

Fuck off sickos

I swear ,they look older for their age these days

no u fuck off normalfag

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...And then they shoved the pedos severed dick deep into his throat and he choked and died, died, died.
The End
The moral of the story children, bite! Bite! Bite!

Why would you need the-rapey? You had a sexual experience and enjoyed it and that was it, stop letting people tell you how to feel, psychology can suck my cigar.

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They really do. It sucks

>>every time i see a loli/shota thread it makes me rage and i want to hunt down and kill the OP

lel stay mad and whiney

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i got fucking raped by a dude what the fuck is wrong with you.

>implying you didn't like it

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I bet you took it like a good little Whore

Whoah whoah - this is NOT a cannibalism thread, bruh

My cousin married this chick that had 2 girls. When they first got married, oldest girl was about 8 and I was about 20. She was kind of the outcast of the family because parents were both sports people and she was more into books. Me and her got along because I'd have normal conversations with her. She was actually smart as fuck and could carry an adult conversation better than her parents. Her parents understood she needed somebody like her to talk to so I would babysit her regularly, although weirdly it was more like we were just hanging out. Would vidya and talk about smart people things.

FF a few years. She still hangs out with me all the time. One day she brings up some girl she knows that's a couple years older that is already having sex. Kind if joking with her about boys and stuff. She says shes afraid to do anything because shes never even kissed a boy and is afraid she'll be bad at kissing. Tell her she'll figure it out when the time comes. She asks if she can kiss me, just for practice. Dont know what to do. Never had a pedo thought, but in that moment I realized I was actually attracted to this chick and leaned in. So did she and we kissed.

Cont...

Said something like "see, that was easy." And she says "yeah, but that was just barely a kiss. I want to know how to really kiss." We start full on making out. She was surprisingly good at it. I think I got more into than she did, but we eventually stopped. Then a few minutes later, shenclimbs on my lap and says she wants more practice. This time you could tell she was actually horny. Got a little handy, squeezed her ass some. She was kind of grinding on my leg. She eventually broke the kiss and just sat there straddling me. I asked her what all she knew about sex stuff and eventually asked if she ever did anything by herself. She kind of blushed and said "gross" and I told her it's normal and everybody does it. Also told her she could ask me anything she wanted to know about it and that I wish I had somebody to talk to about that stuff when I was her age because I had to just awkwardly figure it all out by myself. She said she has fingered herself and sometimes just runs it over her panties. By this point, I'm in full on fuck mode, but try to play it cool like it's still just about giving advice. So I ask if that's why she was grinding on my leg and if it felt good. She admitted she was enjoying herself and stopped making out with me because she was about to "the good part" and didnt want to get weird. Told her it was fine.

Cont...

No, fuck you

>:BROTHER CHAN RENEWED and UPDATED.

l2u.su/qcxd

Looking forward to pt 3!

Oops, that was supposed to say got handsy, no handy yet. But I'll continue the story...

Ask her if she wants practice at that too. She climbs back on my lap, straddling my leg, and we go back to making out and her grinding on me. She starts letting out little whimpers and moans, so I slip my hand down to where shes grinding on it. She was wearing pants kind of like thin sweatpants so I could definitely get some decent rubbing in. She eventually breaks the kiss and is just straight up riding my hand. I ask her if she wants me to put my hand in her pants so she can feel it better. She just reaches down, grabs my hand, and slips it right inside her waistband. I slid my hand down and could feel her peach fuzz and her little slit was soaked. Started rubbing her clit and she about lost it. Went to slip a finger in and she stopped me and climbed off my lap. I thought I'd blown it and gone too far. Instead, she says her friend had told her the best feeling is when a guy licks it. I told her that its a lot of peoples favorite thing. She asks if I'd do it to her. Fucking diamonds, but I'm almost frozen in place. She just lays back on the couch and slips her pants and underwear off and I dive in. She gets really into it and starts bucking her hips into my face. She came super hard, was panting and said that was amazing, but she decided we should stop for the day. Went back to vidya for the rest of the day like nothing ever happened.

Cont...

Definitely going to fap to this! Keep going Yea Forumsro

You should type your stories out ahead of time so you can just paste them

Took her home and reminded her that nobody could ever know. She couldnt tell her friends because they would eventually tell people just like she had told me about her friend having sex and that I could get in serious trouble and go to prison because people dont understand that 11 year olds can want to do things like that. She agrees. FF to next visit.

It eventually comes back up and she asks if we can practice kissing some more. We go right back to her grinding on my leg, this time I just go ahead and slip a hand down her pants. Eventually she just gets up, takes her pants off, and lays back. I know exactly what she wants. Go down on her until she cums again. This time she sits up, still naked from the waist down, and asks (in her words) "can I see your... thing." Tell her she can do anything she wants with me, that I'll teach her about anything she wants to know. (Still playing the practice/teaching role.) So I take my pants off and ask if she just wants to look at it. She says yeah, which was slightly disappointing, but i was getting hard just sitting there and her staring at it. She says she knew about that and knew it meant I was "excited." She seemed pretty proud she knew about that. Then she asked if she could touch it. Of course. So she just kind of poked it and moved it around, got real up close and was literally examining it. Then came the question I'd been waiting for

"How do I make it feel good like you did for me?"

I stroked it a few times myself to show her. I explained how moving back and forth over the head is what makes guys cum, but the head is the sensitive part, pretty much exactly how to give the best handjob. Then she asked if she could "practice" on me. Girl was a natural. Just the right speed, technique... everything. I complimented her on it and she got really proud. It was like she was excited about being good at this. She asked how long it took and said she knew that when I was done, sperm came out.

Cont...

Then came the next step... she asked if I could teach her how to "use her mouth." Told her I had an idea and asked if she had ever seen porn. She said she had seen some naked pictures, but never anything withcsex. Suggested she could watch a blowjob porn and learn how to do it like the professionals. She seemed really excited about being able to "do it like the pros." So that's what we did. Pulled up my favorite blowjob scene and she was super interested. Really paying attention. Then came the "practice." This girl was a born cock sucker. She went to town on my dick like a fucking porn star. She gagged a little at first, but powered through and quickly got the hang of it. Had to tell her to stop about 2 or 3 minutes in. She asked if she was doing bad. Explained rocher that it was the opposite, that I was about to cum and then I couldnt get hard again for a while. But asked if there was anything else she wanted to see. She said to just show her some things. Went on to just vanilla sex, then anal, then some fetish shit and explained BDSM and how some people liked that. This girl was fascinated.

Cont...

So it was traumatic because police got involved?

go on, it's hot

Then it happened. She said she wanted to "practice at sex." I asked her if she was sure. She said yes, and that she had been practicing with her hairbrush handle but wanted to try the real thing. We both fully undressed and for the first time i got to see her tits that were just starting to come in. A perky A cup with puffy little pink nipples. I took it slow, making out and slowly kissing my way down her body, taking time to pay attention to those perfect little tits. I swear she reacted like she had done this a hundred times. Lightly moaning, arching her back as I made my way down. I went down on her for a little while until she was soaking and ready to go. Then came the time I'd been waiting for. I positioned my rock hard dick at her opening and slowly eased in and out an inch at a time. A slow, smooth rhythm that she matched with her hips until I was balls deep in this fuzzy little 11 year old vagina. She whimpered a little (I'm a thick 7") but took it all. Eventually she started saying "go faster. Faster." Until I was pounding the shit out of her and about the time I hit full stroke, I felt that virgin pussy clamp down on my dick in her first orgasm shes ever had from sex. She screamed out "dont stop!" As her orgasm subsided, she looked up and said "let's do it from behind now." And jumped up on all fours. Could've came right then just seeing her tight little ass bent over in front of me.

Cont...

.gg 4BPRMU

Sorry for the delayed posts. I'm on mobile and have never typed this out before.

I asked her if I could try something first. She started to lay back down but I told her stay just like that. Went face first into that soaking slit, started fingering her, and moved my way up to eating her ass. She kind of jumped when my tongue hit her hole, but then just leaned face first into that pillow and pushed back against my face. When her ass was slick from her juices and my tongue, I slipped a finger in. She kind of tensed up and I felt it tighten on my finger, but then she loosened up and, again, pushed back, sending my finger all the way up her ass. Next thing I know, this girl is moving back and forth, fucking her ass with my finger. I tell her some people like bigger stuff, like more fingers, and that it might feel better. Then she said literally the hottest thing I've ever heard...

"You can do anything you want with me."

So I slipped a 2nd finger in. She got even more excited and was fucking my hand harder than I've ever seen anybody go. So then I positioned myself behind her and pressed my dick against her tiny asshole. I tried easing in, but she tightened up and said "it's too big." Disappointment, but I just moved it down to her dripping pussy and stuffed it full. She let out a moan that I can still hear as she pushed herself all the way down the length of my dick. Asked her if she was ready for me to cum. She said "do it, but I want it in my mouth like that video." I spun her around, she went back to blowing me like a pro with her new found skills and I shot right in her mouth. Not even a bit of a gag and she swallowed every drop. She didnt understand how sensitive it gets and kept going to town. Possibly the best orgasm I've ever had.

Cont...

After that, we just played on the couch cuddling, naked. We both knew this was no longer "practice." She was my girl. Then came time to take her home. We had the same "dont tell anybody" chat. As we were getting ready to go out the door, she walked up, grabbed me around the waist, and pulled me down for a kiss. She said she wanted to kiss me goodbye, but knew we couldnt kiss when I drop her off.

That began my relationship with an 11yo. We did everything you do in a relationship. Sat on the couch, holding hands, cuddling, making out that always lead to amazing sex. Worked our way up to anal sex eventually. Watched porn and let her pick anything she wanted to try. By the time she was about 12 or 13, we were having full blown BDSM porno style sex on a regular basis. Bought toys, restraints, leather, whips... anything she wanted, I bought. Full on fantasy level fucking. I wish I could've had videos of her tight little body laying there strapped to the bed, wearing a gimp mask and ball gag... but I was always afraid of somebody finding out. She eventually got curious about strapons. Had never even considered it, but my princess got whatever she wanted. Let her take my anal virginity. We eventually got into a competition of who could take a bigger one in the ass. She could fist herself in both holes and even fisted me. Craziest sex I've ever had.

Eventually in her teens, she got to where she was interested in boys her age. She brought it up to me and I think we both understood that me and her could never be a real thing. She eventually started dating and we drifted apart a little at a time. We would fuck from time to time because her guys just couldnt compete with the next level sex we were having, but our "relationship" was over. So now I have a closet full of sex gear that I cant find anybody crazy enough to fully use. Haven't fucked her in a while now. Might have to see if she wants to come over soon.

>"You can do anything you want with me."
HNNNG

Damn bro, any pics of her now that she is legal?

If this story is true then this actually sounds like a time where pedophilia actually helped this young girl and clearly worked for him as well.

He budy! This isnt 2005 anymore holy shit what are you doing?

F op, shouldnt be long now

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Would rather not risk somebody recognizing her and outing myself.

When I was in middle school, the girl I used to sit with was telling me about last weekend when they had some kind of party. Her sister and some friends of hers had young boys of similar age and they pulled their parents down and started to jerk them off in order to get them hard to see who's son got the bigger one.
She was laughing when she told me that and it stuck in my mind to this day.
Especially if you consider that we're not gypsies and we're from a conservative place.

Every now and then I wonder how that looked in person and if children that small, I assume 2-4 years could get hard.

Can you blur out the face fag

No shit, man. It almost sent me into full on primal mode, but I had to remind myself she had no idea what "anything" actually meant. So innocent. But, as you can tell, we eventually got to "anything." I honestly had no idea that people that age were capable of being into shit like BDSM. This wasn't just a fun game for her. She was absolutely into it. I let her pick everything from porn that she wanted to do and let her lead the way until she started getting into the crazier stuff. Once I realized what she was capable of, it was just a free for all. We had a no limits kind of thing where anything either of us wanted, we just did it.

Yep have similar story

>be 13
>friend thats a huge conspiracy nut shows me dark web
>go on an onion thread on Yea Forumsback when that was a thing
>get linked cheesepizza
>decide to tell best friend group chat because what the fuck did i just witness
>be 21 now
>group chat of friends still a thing but more friends
>me and old friend get in huge argument
>guy tells whole group chat that i posted cp to the group
>havetoexplainnow.jpg
>people dont wanna hear it

Conclusion, fuck people.

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Bit of a newfag, the hell is cheese pizza

i mean, that last part was some sad shit, but it's good that it worked out for her

if you listen around most of the times things don't go horribly wrong if it wasn't forced and nobody got caught

How is then telling that person to fuck off, NOT defending the molester you cunt?

>be me
>love lolis

Is that good to you?

Yeah, it absolutely worked out other than the part where it had to end. We both enjoyed it and it got her out of her shell and she definitely became more confident. Like I said, she was kind of the outcast, but she realized that there wasn't anything wrong with her. Wound up going from a kind of nerd to super popular. Not because she was a slut. She didnt really sleep around. I guess it's kind of like how some European countries dont have problems with drinking because they introduce their children to it young. Same thing with her and sex. It wasn't a taboo thing so she didnt go crazy with it.

>I want some pedo stories. It doesn't really matter if they're fake or not, just try to make them seem realistic.

I wish I was my sister when I first had sex with her.
She was 11y and I was 15y.

>Found dad's porn magazines (this was the mid 90ths).
>Started read it with sister

This is a fucking manual

>Start trying shit out
>Kinda fun that we did not figure out dick should have a moving motion since we used still pictures for inspiration.
>Watched a hardcore VHS with sis
>Poped her

Incest relationship lasted for 4 years. Never used protection. Did not get her pregnant.

Only gave her a real creampie once tho.

When I was a young girl my daddy used to fuck me. On mobile so probs won't hype out whole long things.
>when did it start?
When I was like 2yo. It started with just oral. He didnt start doing me real good in my cunny until I was like 10. Having sex with my dad was great, it made me feel so loved like every little girl should. And i didnt even know it wasn't normal for the longest time. Always thought it was just something fathers dod with their daughters.
>how old are you now?
Just turned 18, happily married with second baby on the way.

I bet you dont want to kill yourself everyday out of loneliness as much as the wizard tho

Especially the days you commit so hard to finding one and you are constantly bombarded by your family that there isnt anything wrong with the way you look due to being so self conscious and dropping 100 pounds in less than 8 months

>T. Oncoming wizard already passed the the point of no return a while ago

>pic related, me and sister i met after 15 years
>almost kms because i felt more attracyed than a brother should

Believe me i think you have the easy end, at least theres a bad guy to your story, lifes just fucked me with a shitty gap and no game at all

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Cheese pizza was the old code for child pron, pretty sure its a trigger word for mods to delete a thread

How do you feel about it now?

Dumb new fag

define a 'pedo story'

Nah dude you look fine but your sister is hot would smash

That it was really nice being so close to my dad and being so loved by him. Sometimes I'll still watch the videos to get turned on.
I'm trying to convince my husband to do our daughter the same way when she's old enough. Hes kot on board yet but I'm sure once shesborn he won't be able to resist.

you look a bit like a goof, but that's not necessarily a bad thing
and come on your sister is a cute asian, EVERYONE wants to fuck her

Ditch the glasses and get contacts. Best move I ever made.

Tried thats but i almost gouged my left eye out of irritation because i spent 2 hours tring to get one out my 2nd day

bump

How come CP isn't posted on Yea Forums anymore? If people didn't care about posting it then, then why do they care now?

Because nobody here liked cp, and when Yea Forums grew the pedo population didn't grow with it. More people report than post and when the feds started paying attention they caught lots of degenerates and forced the rest to leave.
Now people pretend this is a bad thing.

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>be me
>5 or 6 yo
>neighbor's daughter visits us with her baby daughter
>grown ups go outside to do whatever
>user, look out for baby Luci
>np
>adults leave
>here we go
>whip out my impressive 2 incher
>pose in front of baby Lucy
>little thot seems unimpressed
>try to get her to suck it
>she turns away nearly puking
>must be the smegma
>pull pants back up
>adults come back
>tell them how cute her baby is
>met her again when she was ten or so
>she doesn't remember
>lol

My mother allowed her boyfriend to have sex with me from age 11. He got me pregnant and then made me have a termination. Missed a lot of school etc. Sometimes he'd let his friends have sex with me too.

hope the meth your mom smoked was at least good

So they've gone to 8ch now?

It was almost everything else but meth, surprisingly.

>a termination
kek
but yeah, sucks, i guess you weren't into it.

Benstillz for some fun

Got fucked by my mentally ill big brother when I was in secondary school.

They've gone deeper than that.

OP gets reported and send to jail. The end.

I want you to die

that sounds bad, what kind of illness?
also, are you M or F?

You want stories ABOUT pedos? Because I've got stories about pedos.

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F. He was/is schizophrenic amongst a dozen other things.

ow.
do you know why he did it? did he think you were his girlfriend during a delusion?

how are you doing now?
did he get thrown in an institution?

I don't think it was a delusional thing. He was badly depressed before he was diagnosed with schizophrenia and his one outlet for interaction was me, which turned into some fully weird shit. He had a bad time at uni, dropped out and eventually ended up in a hospital.

now i'm having doubts, did he rape you or was it more or less consensual?

Used to let my 9 year old sister watch me jerk off because she was curious, eventually wanted to try and do it herself, I let her and she gave me handjobs for like a year or two everyday after school

That faggot Chris Hanson showed up

It wasn't consensual. The first time he did it was on a family holiday in a cabin when we were sharing a room next to our parents so he knew I wouldn't shout or make a fuss. He was cynical about it.

I got a job teaching swim lessons at a place that turned out to be a pedo ring

what was the place called?

i fapped to your comment friend

I watched a girl in my class get raped after school when we were 11.

Here’s a true story for you

Not sure if it would be considered pedo though since I didn’t initiate it

Woke up in the middle of the night to my 11 year old sister looking at and touching my dick when I was 14, she wasn’t giving me a handjob really but she was just looking and touching it curiously. I didn’t want to make her feel embarrassed and I was enjoying it so I pretended to be asleep and let her keep going.

She stopped after a bit but after noticing I’d gone soft she started doing it again, she seemed really interested in how it got bigger, thicker etc. started stroking it with one finger and looking at it so close up that I could feel her breath on it. He put her whole hand around the shaft and squeezed it but in quite a painful way it wasn’t pleasurable to be honest.

She started stroking it with her whole hand but she was more petting it like a dog. I spurted and it went on her hand, she just looked shocked and started looking at it again curiously, she looked worried and wiped the cum from her hand on a shirt in my room and left.

Stayed up all night jerking off to that and even think about it now, what it would be like for her to give me a handjob now that she’s older. We never spoke of it or anything and nothing ever happened with her again, but it was a nice memory I guess

...

Rubbed my peepee on my sister when she was 7 and I was 12, with the excuse that I was hugging her after dad was mean. Kept our undies on. Still did it even after mom dumped his ass and took us with her. Stopped when she turned 10 and I learned about tiddies and wanted a gf, but I didn't notice how she had changed. She'd started getting clingy and would get in my personal space around the rest of the family. It sounds nice to some of you, but if I'm at the cousin's house watching Big Bang Theory the last thing I need is for her to lie back on my legs or start stroking my hair and chin. Sometimes we'd be talking and she'd get way too close, so much that our noses would touch if I didn't move away. My lips had an electric tingles and she'd keep talking like nothing was wrong, and she'd only stop after I pointed it out.

I'm pretty sure it was just puberty, but it would escalate every time unless I told her to stop. Never seemed to really stick though.

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part 2 never, asshole

One time I went on a trip with my school when I was about 12. And we had to stay over night. I shared a room with 4 other children. I waited until all the other children were out before I got showered. When I was getting dryed off with my towel I noticed my teacher Mr Jones looking through the window at me. I knew he was looking but I pretended not to notice. I let my towel purposely drop on the floor and reached down to pick it up. When I reached down my ass cheeks opened up and Mr jones could see my preteen pink anus. I knew he must have an unbelivable boner right now. Maybe i should just tell him later I loved it when he was looking at me.

hm.. i dry humped my sister when i was round 9, she was 6

brother sucked my nob, i was 10, he was 14

had my cousin give me a handjob when i was 12, she didn't like it.. then i got post nut clarity and ran back home. basically that 7 yo had to walk back through fields to get back to her house.

lousy handjob, shoulda got her mouth around it.

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Part 2 exists. It was just never posted here. I’ve read it.

have pedo tendences , ie staring at underage boys / girls isn't something you realize you could've exploited.. until youre older

i'm sure had i been more adventurous, i coulda done something with my friends, or convinced a boy to touch/suck my cock.

but now i'm a loser that doesn't go outside and life is dreary.

yeah i'll believe it when i see it.

she was rewarded for her effort with love milk

well done sister

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Once found a homeless guy fucking a girl from the local primary school in the park. Still in her school uniform. I assumed he'd paid her or something because she looked ok with it. I remember thinking how weird it was that a homeless guy had a big cock. Dunno why I thought that. It was reported but I don't know what came of it.

She'd get odd sometimes, giggling and rubbing my chest and other things. At least she wouldn't do that with the family watching, but it's not like they were out. Mom would be cooking dinner and in the next room, Sis is rubbing her face on my shoulder and making little circles on my chest. There was a tune she always hummed when doing it but I'm not sure where it's from.

By this point I'd figured it was probably because I'd been rubbing my slazzo on her and she'd gotten starved of physical contact since I stopped. Starting out, it's not like I was a pedo, it's just there was a warm ass sharing a room with me. Now that I wanted girls who weren't so bony I wasn't interested in her cooch any more. Still, I figured giving her some attention wouldn't hurt. Things only escalated further of course. I guess she got encouraged.

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dude.. get laser eye surgery. i done it, cost 4,000 euro but it was worth it, if you can save up.

i hate glasses and would never go back. but prepare to deal with hell for about 1 week after surgery.

lol

what an alpha. what was she /10 ? nice ass?

Got any pics?

Yeah it was weird because I noticed how nice her legs and arse looked with her skirt hiked up then it dawned on me that it was a school skirt and i realised how young she was.

Am i allowed to say "Jesus Christ!!!" Im an atheist

I figured if I gave her love and attention when the family wasn't around she'd have her fill and calm down. I'd be turning 16 soon and I didn't understand how girls work. Still dont but w/e. If anything, she got more agressive when we were alone and she got a bit creepy too. I was getting used to her chest rubs, but if I wasn't looking she'd sneak up and kiss or fiddle with my ears. I think she had a thing about hair because when I'd grown some chin fluff she'd scratch it, and when we were alone she'd nuzzle my chin and shoulders. Really not sure whats the big deal with shoulders. All of this was making me pretty uncomfortable. I'd set my sights on ass and tiddies, but all I was getting was an 11 year old sniffing my neck. Thought she was going a bit crazy with how much she did it. Whenever she had time, she'd feel me up or nap on my lap, and it was worse when we were alone. At least she was restraining herself around the family. I'd tell her to knock it off and to stop being weird, but she talked as if nothing odd was happening. It was becoming harder to get her off me since she was making me feel like I was the one being odd, complaining about something that wasn't happening.

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Quit larping faggot

Can we get some megas

Pedos need to get gassed

Just sayain

for non-pedo wins and mega links gg/hEk4HwX

I was groomed into sending nudes to adults online when I was around 12-14.

When I was 13, I stayed at my aunts house while my parents went on holiday abroad, my cousins were much older than me, so they used to pick on me a lot, one of the days they held me down and attempted to rip my boxers off by giving me a wedge, my aunt walks in and starts yelling at them all to get off me, she then helped me up, stood next to me while lecturing my cousins, once she sent them to their room she apologised to me, said "come here" and put her hand down the back of my trousers, pulling the wedgie out, but when she dug in, she shoved her finger knuckle deep up my ass, she laughed and apologised, slowly pulled it out, continued sorting out my boxers, pulled her hand out and straightened up my shirt.. trying to act like everything was normal.

She thought you were the big gay and gave you a sneak peek.

go on

I think there was a point where it turned overtly sexual, but I cant pin down when that was. At some point she'd started kissing my chest through my shirt and work her way up to my neck and face. We'd be talking about her friends at school and other meaningless stuff, but she was sitting on my lap with her arms wrapped around my neck. I'd keep my head turned away from her, but that just meant she'd spend time kissing my jaw, stopping to talk about her teacher saying something dumb before going back at it. Sometimes she'd gently rub my shoulders, and other times she'd grip my sides like a vice for seemingly no reason. It all happened slow enough that I didn't get an opportunity to call her out. Eventually I noticed that she was moving on my thighs, back and forth, back and forth. At this point I'd figured out what was up, but I wasn't going to stop it. Not that I didn't want to, it's just at that point I was letting her do whatever she wanted, and compared to all the kisses it seemed pretty small. In hindsight, I'd made the same mistake again and again. Kissing my cheecks had a simple conclusion and couldn't escalate too much further without me stopping it. Fidgeting on my leg had plenty of room to get steadily worse.

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"worse"

>new years eve, whole family get together.
>planned out a stategy to get my youngest sister very drunk.
>watermelon wodka bottle combo.
>start slow not want her to pass out before party ends like last year.
>12 o'clock new year, congratulated everyone, sis getting tipsy, "accidentally" kiss her on the mouth.
>Gives cutest giggle ever, rock hard.
>3 o'clock almost everyones gone home, or to bed. Tell sis i have a suprise.
>cut open the watermelon, bring 2 spoons, she loves melon.
>she is to drunk to notice it is filled with wodka, eat alot of the melon.
>4 o'clock last person leave, is my older sister. Says to me that i should take care of my younger sister. Promise to take good care of her.
>sis been eating many spoons full with melon wodka shots, gets really drunk by then.
>around 5 she passes out. Been rock hard for the past hour orso, carry her upstairs to bed.
>undressing her is great, i can take my time, love every second of it.
>eventually i get her butt naked, the cutest body you can imagine, already knew she shaves evrything. But still it is the best thing i ever saw.
>perky a-cup titties, and a nice bald cunt, not a full innie, but close enough to perfection.
>start massaging every part her, especially that bald cunt, there is no reaction, and dry as fuck.
>but came prepared, lube up my fingers, and the slide in nicely, first 1 and i stopped at 3, she gave her first reaction when i inserted the thirt.
>she wasnt a virgin, i knew that, and i knew she was on the pill.
>I was already jerking off, but seeing her cunt filled with 3 fingers and almost no reaction made me convinced i could fuck her.
>so i did what any good brother does, i lubed up and stuck it in. The thighedness was glorious. Best cunt i have ever stuck it in.
> dared not to fuck her hard, or all the way inside, but that did not matter.
>didnt take long before i had to pull out and cover her belly with my goo.
>really wanted to cum inside, but to afraid that she would notice that.

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At some point, she started making me jump. It's not like I was afraid of her, just every time we were alone she'd get agressive, and I was worried if she didn't get her fill in our room she'd start acting out in front of mom. We could get away with her clinging to my arm, but there wasn't a chance that mom wouldn't think it was odd for sis to sit on my lap. I'd have a hard time talking my way out of that one, and that was assuming she wouldn't also be grinding on my leg. I'm not sure she even knew what she was doing. She was barely older than 11 and probably hadn't had any sex-ed. She hadn't told me at least, though I wss beginning to wonder how much she was holding back. The rubbing became harder and her grip tightened more often. I now understood why she had that vice grip sometimes, and sometimes she looked at me in a way that made me think she knew what this was about, or at least she knew enough. It was the look of someone who had played a big, mean prank. She started rubbing faster, and all the conversation stopped. She just kept going, straddling my thigh now, my leg getting wet with our sweat. Eventually she slowed down, giving my chest and neck kisses, sometimes just rubbing her lips against my shoulders. If anyone walked in I would have been thrown out of the house at best.

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what's this for? newfag

fake as fuck, nobody eats watermelon with a spoon

Back in kindergarten in the cubbies a girl in the class asked what I was doing and I got embarrassed and had to hide my erection

Is pic related, if not provide pics

so, did you get fired from your teacher's aid job over that?

It is her only at 10, here she is 13
How do you eat a wodka filled melon?

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i like this, more.

Never heard of nifty org?

I'm so outraged for you user. What did it feel like when he slipped it in your butt?

That night, after she got tired, we went to bed like normal. She had kissed and rubbed herself half to sleep and when I could hear her soft breaths I changed my pants. Some nights I'd be too worried to change into my PJ's, since I didn't want her to see me without clothes anymore. Some nights I'd stay in my wet pants until she went to shower in the morning, and I could barely sleep with the damp feeling. She didn't seem to mind. Back then she still wore the same sweaty PJ's to bed, somehow happy sleeping on top of the covers. Sleeping or grinding she seemed pleased with herself, and she didn't put me on edge when she was snoring, sweaty and happy. She had s sweet little pout I hadn't noticed. That was the first night I came while thinking of her. I didn't get much sleep after. Back when I used her it had been just because she was nearby and I hadn't figured out fapping. I didn't want to think about that. Eventually I thought nothing and got to sleep. The next morning was the same as any other morning. The things we did in private might as well have never happened.
The next night she skipped her school talk and went straight for my neck, nuzzling me. I guess at this point there wasn't any use in her pretending we'd be normal that day, and she straddled my thigh without bothering sitting first. Any other day I would just turn off my head and hope she didn't kiss too high. This time I just hoped she wouldn't notice my erection.

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nice.

>1 - become a christfag and ask god to heal you of your attraction

I am not the user you replied to however.
That never happens.
Tried to pray the "gay" away. Realized was pedo.

All you can do is resist your desires.
But don't try to fool folks with that malarky.
God will not change your spots to stripes.
Unless you count the stripes of a whip?

I remember drawing pictures of explicit sex when I was 4-6 years old. I hid the drawings in places where my parents would have eventually seen then but no one ever asked me about them. I also remember being around 5 and spreading my legs and putting tennis balls?? Into my underwear. I was pretending my dad made me pregnant and i liked rubbing them on my pussy. I also used to do "butt kisses" with my younger sister. We would both pull our undies off and kiss our pussies pussies together. When i started masturbating my dad caught me in the tv room with a blanket over my crotch and he tried for 5 mins to RIP it off and see my spread wet pussy. I was uncomfortable when these things happened to me but now it's what gets me off. I really enjoy imagining more extreme situations also. There was a lot more that happened as well.

Dude stick with the contacts.
They're a struggle for the first week until you mentally just get used to putting them in and taking them out.

When I first made the switch I remember the 2nd day it took me forever to get them in.
Now it takes me like 5 seconds and I can take them out/put them in without even needing a mirror.

interesting, do you still draw?

>image name has date of 05/26/2019
>image name has date of 12/14/2017

>claims first pic is the girl at 10 and second is 13

1. fake and you're a guy
2. see above

Forgot to mention

>kill yourself pedo

Funny how often we mistake dreams for reality.

It went on like that. Every night would end with her using my leg. Sometimes she would move back to my knee but quickly shifting forward to shove her face against my collarbones, so rough I was worried she would hurt herself. Once she started facing away, leaning back, but quickly turned and hugged me. She would continue grinding after. Of course she saw my hard on. I heard her giggle, the first time she did while "playing" since she had gotten rougher. I don't know why, but that giggle made something cold drop in my chest and I felt like I was about to fall off something. Looking down showed me that mean grin, and something else on her face. I don't know what it was, but I knew it was bad. I was expecting her to do something to my penis and froze, but instead she stretched up and pecked my bottom lip. She might have tried to kiss both, if my mouth hadn't already been hanging open. She gave me a mean, toothy smile and I wasn't sure if I wanted to hug her or cry. She took a while getting back to her grinding and she avoided touching my penis. Thinking back on it, even though I spent years using her, she hadn't ever seen or touched my dick with anything but her covered pussy. The room seemed too empty and my seemed too quiet for the blood rushing through my head. She was sleeping with one of her legs hanging off her bed.

Might take a bit longer with the next one. I need a snack and piss.

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Fuck I love when degenerates and pedos get exposed lmao thanks detectjve user
Kill yourself pedophile cunt

Daily reminder:

The only known cure for pedophilia is death

So please kill yourselves

>Daily reminder:
Don't murder is one of the ten rules.
You should learn them and struggle to follow them.
Would be a shame to burn in hell just for the lulz of driving another to suicide.

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I want to babysit this girl, lets call her Emma. I would be taking a bath and she would ask if she could join me. Shes too young to bathe by herself and still needs a bath so why not. She walks in while im already in the tub and starts undressing in front of me. I spread my legs open to make room and she places a small foot in the water and gets in. She sits down on the opposite side of the tub, her legs in between mine, her feet occasionally brushing against my penis. I try to not get hard but to no avail. Soon my now hard cock breaks through the surface of the water and Emma takes notice. Out of curiosity she would give it a few prods with her feet, then scoot herself closer to me and grab my throbbing member with both of her tiny hands and observe it. I would give a few thrusts of my hips trying to create friction with her hands and my dick and after a while she would get the idea and start moving her hands up and down the shaft. I would take some conditioner and pour it on my dick while shes still stroking it, making it more slippery. She would look up and give me a smile, seeming to enjoy playing with my now slick rod. She would also give it an occasional playful bat from side to side making a smacking sound with her tiny palms. She's sitting cross legged and her toes are playing with my balls under the water while she bats and strokes my cock. I start to get close but i dont say anything, i just lay back and relax. Im about to cum, i start breathing heavier, then thrust my hips a bit, let out a grunt of pleasure and my seed explodes from my rod while Emma continues to shake my cock. A few ropes shoot up into the air and land on her face. She gets surprised by the sudden goopy attack and places her hand over the source, grabbing the head of my cock trying to stop the flow of semen to no avail as it just shoots violently into her palm. I continue to lay back into the tub as i view Emma try to clean herself of the hot spooge i just painted her with.

>implying pedos shouldn't burn in hell
Nigga wat

Pedophiles will burn anyway, so what’s your point. Telling someone to kill themselves isn’t murder

And oddly enough, pedophilia is no where to be found in those rules...

Pedophiles will not burn if they resist their desire.
Murderers and Rapist however will most likely burn.

Course the unrepentant will burn too.

Funny how so many like you harbor murder in their hearts and never repent of it.

May our creator have mercy upon your soul.

See above.

There but for the grace of God go I.

If you can look upon any of your fellow man with murder in your heart? It is time to repent.

A pedophile may desire that which is wrong. That does not mean they molest or rape anyone. If they do? God will judge them. He does not need our help.

Well it can be found under Adultery, vut so can most other bad behaviors.

I get that, and I’m religious too but I can’t put faith in god to deliver justice, if a pedophile hurts someone I know close to me, or my children in the future, I’ll kill him. I have absolutely no doubt about that, none at all. Obviously I don’t want to kill but I could kill a pedo easily and not feel anything, God’s rules don’t apply in that scenario

Holy shit, cant believe this thread is still alive. I'm the user that posted the story about my relationship the 11yo.

>never heard of img editing
You can blame 4chans 2mb file limit for that.

All of the pic are old anyway

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But you can marry a 9 yo and have fun for atleast 3 years, and still go to heaven

Here's a real one

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Not only am I actually a girl, I'm a conventionally attractive normal presenting woman. It makes the pervertedness of what I'm into even hotter for me

You need to pray.

Brother redeemers are an exception.
As are elders with understanding.

Some fools decide to kill in Gods name.

Again you only condemn yourself with such actions. Cain murdered Abel and God chose to banish him and force him to learn to regret his actions.

YOU are not God.
Struggle to follow the rules.
Teach the rules if you will.
But don't ever dare to enforce them.

Certainly defend your sibling or child.

But do not presume that if others label someone a "pedophile" that they are right.

Michael Jackson was accused often.
Yet the boy whos family settled out of court (Jordy Chandler) has since admitted it was extortion planned by his father.

You or I might have lynched Mr Jackson believing he was guilty when he was not.

Study the Bible more.
Few understand that God said of "Religion" 'It is the teachings and traditions of man that make void the word of God."

We are not God and most often have no idea what effect we will have on the scheme of things. Even just with a few words on a online forum.

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Not Biblical that sounds like the Quran.

Islam does a lot of things in God's name that I find repugnant. But again I am not God. If he wishes to allow that he must have a reason.

>you are not god
[laughs in satanist]

My erection had gone and come back, and it felt like it could rip my clothes. I was going to take off my pants anyway, but I couldn't stop freezing to look at Sis. I could see her chest rise and fall, and her legs shifted. I could remember when I would hold those legs. They weren't as thin now. I'd rubbed my dick between her legs long before, and I knew I'd have to again. Looking at her and cumming wasn't enough anymore. I cant remember moving to her, but she seemed so small. She breathed softly, let out a small, sleepy sigh. Concience kicked in slowly. I stood over her and wondered what was wrong with me. She was my sister and this was all my fault. Was puberty even a factor? She was just a kid and scared and lonely when I first played with her. Who knows how fucked up she is after that? I took advantage of her. And now I'm doing it again, except I'm doing it when she's asleep, pouting in her loose, pink, wet PJ's and panties. Her pussy felt soft. I could almost make out the shape of her mound. I breathed hard. She was boiling hot but comfy. I rubbed like I did before but it was different. She had pants on this time. I was going to take it off, but I came harder than I thought possible. I thought it would rip through my boxers. I was leaning further over her than I thought. Heaving and breathing and just hearing it almost echo against the walls.

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Absolute cringe post tbh

Satan isn't God either.

He is in fact not the ruler of hell he will be its first prisoner or victim. He refuses to surrender to God though; so the war continues.

you have a knack for this

Haven't seen this posted in a few years...

72 IP’s for the list FBI.

Half of these posters are probably FBI agents

You made the list the first time you posted to Yea Forums.

74 now though

Catholic priests have inordinate numbers of pedophiles among them. Makes you wonder?

It is not disallowed in the bible, so god must have intended us to do it.

If you think the FBI doesn't watch this already you're actually retarded

KYS

seriously
fuckin kys

Doesn’t the FBI have bigger shit to worry about than 72 faggots jerking off to fake stories on the cesspool we call Yea Forums

The Bible OT is meant to be a brief history and prophecy for and about the Hebrew people.

The NT is the fulfillment of that promise and prophecy, warning us about our future.

Much of the time when one reads the Bible one finds oneself and our actions condemned.

In rare cases an issue is not covered in great detail. But we can only hope in those cases you will realize what is right and what is wrong.

>shit that never happened: the post

The bible is complete and utter bullshit written by men to control dumbshits who believe in bogeymen like you.

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Thanks.

I listened to my own breathing. Blood rushed out of my head and I felt lighter than I ever did before. My sister was there under me. She was sweet. I wasn't scared of her like I thought. I was tired. She was under me, and it was like gravity wanted me to put my face between her tiny breasts and just exist. Her soft breaths called out, almost lost under the sound of mine. It was loud. Bliss turned to fear when I realized you could hear me breathing outside the door. What if I made other noise I must've cum so hard it could drip through my boxers and onto my sister. Ice filled my veins as I turned to her. I gave a relaxed sigh and a coppery taste filled my mouth as she moved. She shifted as if she'd wake, before giving a pouty grunt. I might've cried if she didn't go back to sleep. Fear leaked out of me like a sinking ship and I nearly slept right there. I could have walked or crawled back to bed, but at that point I couldn't even get under the covers or change my underpants. I slept like death.
Warmth swept over me before I woke to Sis shaking. It was school time. By the time I was properly awake, she was down the stairs, but not before leaving me a cruel smile. I couldn't be sure if it was because she knew what had happened or if it was because I'd slept without pants. I wasn't sure if I'd just got an erection from her smile or if she saw my morning wood, and which was worse.

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The Bible is your only escape from the control of men dedicated to evil.

The Earth is ruled by evil.

Revelation 2:9

If the bible doesnt condemn it, it is allowed.

. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18

had a 19yo female babysitter who made out with me when i was 9

had a 35yo (man flavor my asshole with lolipops as he rimmed me, i was about 15... long story

my friends 6yo sister would take turns sitting on our faces while only wearing panties, i was maybe 12...one time we got her to do it without panties, my friend/her brother chickened out but i didn’t. she only held it for like a quarter second but i remember it smelled amazing

>be pedo
>dl cp
>get caught
>be shunned
>kill self
The end.

When dude everyone in this thread start arguing about the fucking bible

You're missing the 30+ years of enjoying that cp.

You don't quite understand Gheber vs Humans.
Genesis 6:4

Goliath was not a human and his kin posed a great threat to humankind.

Finding the lost sheep and guiding them home is the ultimate command.

expand on the babysitter stuff?

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anyone have the story where the guy has a shower and some neighbor girl spys him through his window, she eventually goes over, chill for a bit, then fuck

But you could still fuck his kids.

I'm a pedo. I fucking love boys. They're so beautiful and sexy to me... They LOVE to experiment and they're fun to be around.

You're a fucking dumbass

God is a perfect being there for having a perfect ass. I'd blow a huge load in that perfect ass

The stangest part about the guilt was that it wasn't constant and it wasn't painful. When I'd taken off my boxers and saw the plastered cum, I got hit by the realization. I used her again. I thought I was better than that. The shower was almost awkward, like there should have been sad music or that colors should be washed out. School went on like normal. Guilt would come when I tried to talk to girls, but my friends wouldn't have noticed anything different about me. The only thing that worried me was that smile. My sister looked mean in private, but that was something else. If she knew what I'd done then I was going to see some kind of hell. Somehow, it staying private made me shake more than if she told mom. She's getting in my head. I was getting numb to guilt.
School came and went. I got home. I ate food. I wasn't sure if I was acting completely natural or like a robot. Sis hardly looked at me since getting home. Not until I went to our room and she was waiting for me, smiling.

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Enough with your softcore lightnovel bullshit write about dumb hard sex

I'm OP, and I never thought this thread would last longer than half an hour.

God's second greatest fool!

Remember not to bow to the Anti-Christ.
He will not be a human he will be a super natural being. He will tell many lies to convince you to bow to him. He may claim to be the Second Coming of Christ here to rapture you away? He may claim to be an alien here to evacuate mankind. Or he may claim to be the Twelfth Imam. What ever he claims most will be fooled. Until the moment they bow. Then they will fall paralyzed to the ground sobbing and wishing for mountains to bury them.

See you only have to ask me what I know and I provide it free of charge.

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Don't strain yourself.

Been chatting with my ex’s little sister.
She’s 14
We’ve fucked once and she’s super tight.
Ex use to share the same room with her. So my ex and I would fuck right across from her sister and some nights I’d wake up and see the little sister’s underwear exposed, if I would be quiet enough I would jerk off but my ex was a light sleeper so it was hard to lol. Couple years he passed and the little sister’s been messaging me. She wants to fuck tonight but we’re waiting on her family to go to bed

That'd be another 2 parts at least if I lengthen the "chapters". It's really late here though, and I got work to do tomorrow. If there's another thread around this time tomorrow I can post the rest. If there isn't one I can ask someone in a different story thread if they remember it. I got the whole thing in notepad so I can repost it whenever.

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Wouldn't lose much sleep if you typed faster than .4 words per minute.

Yeah, I type slow as shit. I'll make some in advance tomorrow.

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no, u

lucky motherfucker

not sure if i'll be here to chill here tomorrow, but as slow as it was, it's an enjoyable read

>it's an enjoyable read
Thanks. I'm a bit long winded without an editor, but I'll try to do it faster next time.

Maybe ill try them out again