What's the last thing you bought online?

A gyros. 8/10

some septum piercings.

Leg irons

Incel

I buy train tickets online now, since then I feel it has stopped being so special, so now I can't really remember, but that my last important purchase was a game CD-Key on one of those sketchy bought-w-stolen-CC type site.

A life jacket for my puppy.

a textbook with task sheets about animals and plants in the forrest for my pupils

IC removal tool

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Time with your mom

>septum piercings

Why?

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two of these badboys

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>a textbook with task sheets about animals and plants in the forrest for my pupils

Professional child molester?

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a lab coat

added some money to my steam wallet

got a new phone, ordered a couple of phone cases off ebay which have yet to arrive

Borosilicate glass

this morning

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I don't tip by the way. Turks ans Arabs don't deserve it.

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I bought a rocket with nuke

LE EBIN BAIT XD XD XD

>child molester
kind of psychological molesting maybe...and I get paid for.

Next gen Greco

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>sandals

Homo.

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new feet for my mouse

A red dot sight for my airsoft gun

lr23 batteries 12v, I bought the cheap ones too and they are shit.

I'm 37.

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Thermarest x-therm for half price

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Therapy. Don't know if it counts, but I paid my balance online.

>new electric toothbrush

SO CASH!

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>paying for medical treatment online
>'murrica

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Wait a minute. Why would they put a minigun on a standard tripod mount? Where is the battery? Why does it have iron sights held on with a pin? Why does it have iron sights at all when GE knows you're going to be walking it in with the tracers anyway?

Well it's either that or mail the main office a check, and I find it easier to just bite the bullet and pay with plastic.

Blu-ray copy of Shaft goes to Africa

whats wrong with that?
I pay all my medical bills by myself and decide which I send my insurance for repayment. I just have to scan the bill with an app.
>germany

Last thing I bought

- Corsair Pc case
- monitor
- LED lightstrips
- Mouse
-Webcam
-Monitor riser/organiser
-Ikea plants
- 60% ajazz mechanical keyboard

Still to get a mouse pad

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virgin?

>60% ajazz mechanical keyboard

Like 60% mechanical or what?

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deine mudder

I deadlift 230kg

My dicks probably been in your mom

60%

Its just missing some unecessary keys and is a smaller form factor

I deadlift 295kg and my dick was DEFINITLY in your mum because I deadlift 295kg

dashcam and an sd card

>I deadlift 230kg
>My dicks probably been in your mom

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Clitoral vibrator for my wife, I want to strap her down to the bed and vibrate the hell out of her clit then jam my dick in her when shes about to cum.

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A ten pound sack of whey protein.

it doesnt have the numpad, not sure about the fx-keys
its 60% thesize

There’s no way you deadlift 295kg, show me your legs and your lower lumbar lordosis faggot

Charger for a GameBoy Micro.

Why haven’t you yet?

Pokemon cards

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I dunno, a dildo, i think. Its been a minute since ive had money or really wanted anything online. I bought robux if that counts. Maybe a few games but no physical copies.

this would be more believable if it said age 14 or 15.. 11 doesn't work

It will make her vagina darker

Whippits

Gaming PC like 6 months ago

Hence the reason for buying it I am going to try it out our sex life is pretty plain mostly missionary for the soul purpose or procreation

why would a vib make her vagina darker?

Up your ass

I WAANNNAA KNNOOWWW TELL ME WWHY

Python programming book.

>Bought a see through fleshlight online
>Mom opens it while i’m at work
>Came home to it hanging from the ceiling of my room
>I put that light up for you user it isn’t a very good one though, an odd shape too
>I cry inside
>Jack off in my own tears
>Tell her I got rid of the light because it wasn’t a good one

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Is the water cannon good?

why not just fuck your mom user that's what most normal people do

virgin confirmed

>Is the water cannon good?

Only tried it once because it's a bitch to collect those clear pieces afterwards.

Guitar case, cause Yea Forums fag

That didn't really answer my question. I don't give a fuck if you're bent over picking up tiny lego pieces like some gook rice picker. Is the cannon good?

Lmfao

Focal clear headphones

A roti rolling pin.

This shit is hideous

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>Is the cannon good?

For what purpose?

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You like a dwarf or manlet or some shit?

your mom

4 x 4tb harddrives for a home nas

The actual fuckin purpose it was made for: Firing the fucking water beads you absolute mong.

Keeping protestors at bay

plan b

Just received an order update stating that my Adult Neck Brace will arrive 6/1

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Why would a woman get her tit out there is a child beside her.

Borderlands 3

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Why the fuck would Nas need so much storage space?

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>Paying for everyone's medical bills through taxes

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>The actual fuckin purpose it was made for: Firing the fucking water beads you absolute mong.

You can't put out fire with it. So it doesn't work.

If you want to buy it for your kid better get him a real fire extinguisher.

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Have you ever left the basement and met a child? They are fuckin oblivious to everything.

c:

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Why is this virgin being overly negative

I legit can't tell if this is high level trolling or just plain autism

>Why would a woman get her tit out there is a child beside her.

Judging by her age that's probably her little sister.

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A Ray Iles Draw Knife.

I have children they watch ever move I make. I think you on the other hand don't realize how much kids watch adults and what we do.

>Ryzen
gtfo cuckboi

Nah, it just preserves desk space and it’s a lot easier to type on than a normal keyboard

thats the whole fucking point of a nas

a custom video where my sex worker friend dresses up like a gothic clown to make fun of my girlfriend for having tiny tits

The Philosophical Writings of Edgar Saltus

Where’s your GPU user?

A SDR radio

last shintel cpu (4690k) died on me so and all their shitty lineup is overpriced atm so amd all the way

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If you’re not using Ryzen and choose to use Intel, you’re the cuck here user

ahh.. that could make sense

i'm using the GTX 1080 from my previous build, no need to upgrade yet imo

S.H. Monsterarts MFS-3 Mechagodzilla Type-3 Kiryu Action Figureit
It was on sale

80 McNuggets at McDonalds. Online ordering.

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also redundancy in a raid 1 or 10, when one hdd fails you still have your data

Having children that stare at you in hopes you feel remorse for beating their asses and abusing them on a daily basis doesn't count.

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35$ chinese android tv box, best purchase ever!

that's so cool. is building the computer hard?

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I bought a 7.62x25mm tokarev pistol

Nas is a rapper you fuckwit. That's what the joke was.

It's just like a jigsaw. Everything just fits together.

with that you can watch YouTube on TV?

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its super easy
pretty much everything can only plug in one place

is the even legal??

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with socks it rocks

nah it's pretty easy :>
Also the H400i was a delight do build in, tons of cable management space

lol yes, I live in Freedomland I'm not a Eurocuck

oh. thanks.

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>Using AMD or Intel
>Not using the Kirin 980 from our glorious Chinese overlords at Huawei

gfto capitalist pigdogs

awesome. nice to hear that

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probably, youtube is shit anyways
i use kodi, some websites and torrents to watch movies/shows

Care to share the site?

>AMERICAN buying RUSSIAN
boy I sure hope you use enough lube when trump and putin are running a train on you

Feelsbadman to get a Gen 2 Ryzen right as the 3rd gen gets anounced

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with socks it Crocks

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>huawei

Enjoy being spied on by the chinks with your bucket of malware fag

Who are these British Godesses?

asseto corsa on steam

Same, bought ryzen 5 2600

Right before 3600

Sweet Anita merch.

>malware
there isn't any malware homie that's why the US wants to ban then they phones can't be monitored so the lied.

cool. smarter than buying ultra smart TVs and buying movies ect.

wow I like that passion. the "battle" between AMD and Intel ect. Intel is now spending 300 million for "diversity". just to mention.

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>Kirin 980
>Ryzen

Why are you comparing retail desktop CPUs to a chink spyware mobile phone SoC chipset?

Shut up cunt

lmao, says the faggot who still believes in russian collusion

The very last thing I bought online was a pacifier

All they'll find is my browser history of tranny scat porn and see me fucking my own ass with a 12" dildo.

nice pig, fuck the tits! oops.

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Subnautica

so homo

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Wheel bearings and an air filter.
Pic related

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>trump said China company bad??
>CHINA COMPANY BAD!! VERY VERY BAD! SAD!

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no

I'll take "What is a joke" for 200, Alex.

Bought some manga I'm collecting

Otterbox

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Yes actually

Physical? Black Dildo
Everything? Raidbots Premium

Stuff from hot topic

>can't get chinese company to install their spyware
>makes up shit like a bratty schoolgirl

freeduhms!!

ROBUX and VBUCKS for my wife's son.

what is this 2003?

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Enjoy not having 5G for years after the rest of the world.

I guess I am fairly boring. Some of you bought dildos and all. My last online purchases was Human Fall Flat and UNO on Steam

Rawr xd ~nuzzles you~

I love how user is same fagging the same post over and over because someone hurt his feelings

Got a "heeeey" "NO BATH" and "Thirsty" t-shirt, in purple, black, and royal blue, respectively.

mail order bride?

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Why would you but Uno? it's comes with the fucking xbox

A late 90's LCD monitor to go with an old retro PC build, but the nigger delivery service smashed it to shit.

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Be kind. Be loving. Be A FUCK.

I bought a couple of books;
The thief's journal by Jean genetthe and the complete works of Flann O'Brien.

whow haha that's so cool. so, is 5g really dangerous? and is Huawei only companie that spies on people?

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Oh no... was the nigger delivered in good shape, though?

5G is a millitary weapon that literally causes cancer, why do you need it?

youtube.com/watch?v=H_f9gpg4t6c

Obvious chink detected

Wolfenstein: the New Order for my dad

I've hear that n and Tim pool was talking about that and that 5g can make tracing weather patterns much harder like, so bad as in 80s. will see. it's interesting, also, there's too much of competition in companies that final health testing maybe is not complete.

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that's so nice from u

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This.

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Got enough supplies in your bunker?

Elsweyr for ESO along with a few Crowns.

Dragon dildo

To doubt the effects of radioactive waves makes you a moron

My servant is typing this message from my rich neighbourhood, where 5G or fibre optic doesn’t exist

Because we don’t need it, it’s all in the name of population control and lowering fertility rates

But you will never believe this, and I don’t care if you do, because you will be gone soon user

Also, to answer your question; I have a bunker but it’s somewhere near Area 51 but fits at least 1 million other rich individuals

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>> Nipple Clips
>> Chasity Cage
>> Lube
>> Massage Stick

phoebe bridgers album

3-[2-(Dimethylamino)ethyl]-1H-indol-4-yl acetate
2kg for 2250, 60k doses I've made about 250k in 3 months. Got to increase distribution and stop being greedy. Demand isn't high because too many competitors. FML

Pulex 30cm window squeegee

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Just bought a new bong. Old one finally getting retired.

game boy advance sp battery

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A big sunhat, melanoma is no joke.

Can we have more black cats posted like this?

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business cards

CPE

? what's that

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Do they have a subtle off-white colouring and a tasteful thickness? I hope they have a watermark my man.

Two buttplugs and a vibratot, no lie

Pre-ordered Super Mario Maker 2 :)

Massive legend here

Binder Clips. I'm pretty boring but I needed those and buying a case of those online was less expensive then buying a box or two locally.

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smart guy. well, if you need tham you need tham. I get it

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pika pika!

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3 usb sticks of 128gb. 1 for school, 1 for documents and pics and 1 for porn.

400 g paper thiccness and silky matte finish. No watermark tho

It's weird because I know I'll never use all of those but what the hell. I think I'll send a some boxes to my brother who has a home office. I have to get one of those USPS packages where I can stuff it as full as I want. I bet that he'd never expect a back of binder clips from me.
Who's that qt?

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Jimmy Johns

yeah! when you have them, you use tham.
downloaded from /b.

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Seems like a cool thread Idea, A leather Satchel.

I'll give her a pika pika if you know what I mean.

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Hell yeah nigga, Jimmy Johns is the best. What did you get?

pika pika that puss I'm a right!

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Use hidden encrytped partitions and put bullshit on the normal partititions, that way it'll look nice and boring to any idiot looking.

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Because its a practice you fucking bafoon.

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This. It's a lifesaver.

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haha

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2 sets of earplugs for my parents so they stop bickering at each other about one of them snoring.

Hopefully I won't wake up tomorrow again from the bickering.

is that loli tight?

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hahaha, inquiring minds want to know

tracksuit

unision midi chord pack

I've heard of this but I don't know how it works. Eventually I do want to buy a hard drive of a few tb and store everything I don't need quick access to. Please tell me how it works

Gaffer tape

Groceries. Food budget under control now that I get everything shipped and stop splurging on shitty instant pizzas.

I want to say Witcher 3 on steam. The thing is I barely got into 1 or 2.

suck it on that berry. I'm buying that ass online

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It's pretty good, but the artificial hymen is a bit tough the first few times.

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An external 2TB ssd for my ps4 pro.

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40 lbs of nitric acid and fifty rolls of duct tape.

I was the same way. 1 & 2 felt clunky as fuck.
I'm sure the story was okay, but, overall the performance and controls are what threw me off.

3 made up for a lot. Excellent game.

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I used to do this on TrueCrypt but their own website said TrueCrypt wasn't secure (like 7 years ago?) Also interested in hiding partitions.

A bike

Lunch

The instructions are pretty easy, get a good program like TrueCrypt, the last version that wasn't dorked was 7.1a and that's available on a lot of sites.
It can do all of those things and the instructions within are very complete.
Just don't forget your passwords, once encrypted that is gone for good. That's why 7.1a is the best for that.

This might be more than you're looking for but this is a good resource.
schneier.com/
schneier.com/crypto-gram/

whow! even that has. interesting. Japanese are genus. but is it really tight? I would like to my cock be really tighten.

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but wouldn't you like to ride it first before buying?

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huge dildo

how much?

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Do it with like that creepy NASA chick Lisa Nowak. Whatever happened to her, that shit got supressed really fast.

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Yeah that was versions after 7.1a.

??? wtf what happened to her!?

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The pigments get scattered and then there is synthesis of new pigment, its highly researched faggot

she must been analy fucked real hard

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Are fleshlights even worth it? When my wife isn't here using my hand feels shit, is it close to feeling good?

Weed

It's pretty tight. The hymen is basically worn out by round 30 though. There's tighter one's, but they're tighter by Japanese standards.

jlist.com/c/magic-eyes/ao329

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I purchased a Korg volca beats on eBay earlier today, in fact

he can only get it in if and when his wife is cumming lul

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no loud noise gas oil.

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A new fishing pole and some new Rapalas.

I got a cheap one cause my wife didn't like a Silicon vagina in a draw and it sucks. Years ago i used a name brand flesh light and it was heavy but really awesome.

Buy one but spend at least $50 on it.

nice. yeah, thay have tight by their standards yeah.

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Pedo detected

enjoy your Pucci fucking bro

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sauce please? I've look all over google nothing.

Wouldn't that be a real hassle having to clean that out all of the time. It would get crusty and stuff.

lul don't make me laugh. she looks more than 15, which means she could bear kids few years already. also, can u say she is not cute hot

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Guitar hero 3

It will cause her labia to have more scar tissue which reduced blood flow, hence the darkness.

Handcuffs, blindfold, choker, and cat ears

She looks 12ish to me

whow. interesting.

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It's better than your hands. I've got spinal issues so normal jerking off doesn't work for me.
Yeah, some are too tight. Pic related is genuinely too tight to enter.
Use lots of lube and it flows out, reducing crustiness. Wash it every second day at least.

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TF2 key

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InBit tokens

I believe you.

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i hear what you are saying but I wan proof I can't find anything to back this claim also if this were true my dick should be black and its not.

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Here she doesn't lmao
Doesn't make it's less wrong
Jack off to someone legal

5000 marlboro tabacco filters

amazon.co.uk/Samsung-Portable-SSD-T5-2TB/dp/B074MCNDSK/ref=sr_1_3?crid=D92M7OFFVB90&keywords=2tb external ssd&qid=1559070578&s=gateway&sprefix=2TB exter,aps,242&sr=8-3

Did you sell it for 50 ref or uncrate

Buttplug

Really, the code after 7.1a was compromised. And 7 years doesn't change basic algorithms which is why 7.1a is still working, it would be quicker 64 bit but screw it.

As Benjamin Franklin once said: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
(there are various editions on this)

I dunno man, it seems like it would be cheaper to just get a hooker and let her do the washing.

uncrate some crates, some cool stuff but no unusual

a new transformer for the lights in my hot tub.

This

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'bout tree fiddy
What kind of answer did you expect on Yea Forums?

>$60 hooker
>Awkward methed out sex
>Have to pay again next time
>$60 onahole
>Improves masturbation
>Keep it forever
Whatever floats your boat. I just take it with me into the shower and finger the "womb". Then I leave it to air dry for an hour and it's as good as new.

Javy Baez jersey.

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A new bubble for my spirit level

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hank3 vinyl

A winch for my work truck

noice

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If it's short stuff look into steganography, that's pretty much hiding stuff in a picture or anything else. Again if you forget or loose the password then it's a gonner for good.

Lies all fucking lies.

lul. she is hot horny and she knows it. pedo is if she is not in puberty, horny and a kid. if you don't like cute girls, that's OK too.

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We get it
You like underaged girls

GW2 expansions a few hours ago, both of them
I dont even play the game consistently but i felt like it
I always get bored by it pretty fast but i keep retrying every few months, for many years

Britain seemed to be going through a hard time suceding from the EU and tv related stuff is the only thing I would buy from them. On the plus side, maybe it will be like that thing everyone threw out or didn't buy and wind up worth something because of it.

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there wasn't one underage person posted here.

Nice datamining i was stupid enough to supply

Ammo to snipe you Jews

Her
But when people say "technically not a pedo" it's bc they like underaged girls, just not THAT young and they try to justify themselves and others

whatcha got against under aged girls?

ohh i thought you meant like nudes posted not just a photo a A FULLY CLOTHED PERSON

kek

Nothing. Just want them to live their best lives without any CSA