Turn on the news

if I wanted news I sure as fuck wouldn't turn on CNN

Well you're missing out

THIS CANT BE FUCKING REAL WTF HOW DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVEN HAPPEN IT'S LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE OH GOD OH FUCK

Damn im packing right now
fuck that

>Supreme Court leaves intact block on Indiana abortion restriction, but allows fetal burial to go into effect

FUCK!

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Checked all of em
Well, here's most certainly something big happening

This is nothing.

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relax, the supreme court says shit like this all the time

Wtf, another black flag attack? No doubt the faggot states did this to taiwan to start a war with china... How many deaths are there?

NO WTF IT DOESN'T
I SWEAR THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

holy fuck

Then leave. Shut down your dad's computer and leave your parents basement and leave .

>SCOTUS cites precedent
THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED

illiterate confirmed.

Checked 'em nice trips

No

OP: "Turn on the news"
> posts a picture of CNN logo

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It's my hamster's birthday today and there is a parade for him in DC. CNN is covering it.

> i would turn on Alex Jones
> Nobody else talks about the gay frog army

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Kek,

Not sure why we’re not talking about a far more interesting news article google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/05/26/us/politics/ufo-sightings-navy-pilots.amp.html
Either we have aliens or some pretty fucking advance technology, each possibility is very exciting

I don't own a television set

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>Merkel warns against dark forces on the rise in Europe

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THEN GET ONE! NOOOO! WTF!

Fuck you all, turned on the TV for the first time in months and I was abig nothing burger about the Daytona tornado from last night. Nothing about the supreme Court and its fuckery.