I want to become an internet whore along the lines of Belle Delphine or Nyancosplay...

I want to become an internet whore along the lines of Belle Delphine or Nyancosplay. I could doll myself up and do some cute/funny shit and maybe make a little bit of money, but I really just want a fanbase. I'm around 5'10" or 5'11" and I weigh around 240 lbs. Is this happening or nah?

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Lose atleast 100 pounds first

>5'11" and I weigh around 240 lbs
Lose 90lbs and you may have a chance.

you're just a fat fuck close inside his basement kys

You sound like a happy person

weighing that much and being only 5 foot 10 is like a fat midget with diabetes limbs

Bars

Just do it, there will probably be some lonely losers who will donate to your patron. Remember to act like thier best friend even how creepy you are and never reveal your bf to them if you have one

Even how creepy they are*

> is this happening or nah?

How the fuck are we suppose to know? Show tits and we will find out.

It's less about looks and more about how good you are at marketing and how much of a marketing budget you have.

Throw a ton of cash into the marketing machine in the right way, you'll definitely become a star. It's all pay-to-play. Any other plan is just rolling the dice

Please don't until you lose the weight. There's already enough fat pigs who pose nude for attention

yikes, I'm 5'6" and 115lbs and I still feel like I'd never accomplish this.

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just do it chubbies are great. make up a username or whatever brand name, an instagram, and patreon. tumblr too probably. make/post a discord id like to help

Chubbies are a dime a dozen, you wont make any real money. You can doll your face up but you'll still have flab and rolls

nyannyancosplay isn't a whore

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Oh no she isn't a whore, she just sells pictures of herself to strangers online

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I prefer to jerk off to chubby chicks because the reality of being as ugly as I am makes it hard to imagine a situation where I'd actually be fucking a skinny chick.

How about you show a picture of yourself?

I've seen you post this before. Go for it - you will find plenty of people receptive.

Tits or gtfo
Keep white knighting retard

>male
>240lbs
Nah, you're not gonna go anywhere.

Well I wouldn't have to show off my body, just my face

She doesn't though.

Post your body here, faggot. Also, only girls make enough money for it to be worth it.

Give me your Kik and if you're a marketable commodity I might buy.

Unironically, this.
Source: im a twink that used to do chaturbate. It pays decent money for any average or above average looking individual. Women make almost twice as much as men. Things like twitch and youtube are a whole other ballgame with potential to make literal millions. Youll be another pair of tits in a sea of titties but its worth a shit if you know how to swim amongst them. The hotter you are, the better the chance. Just take up running, its free and its good for you. Time to get semi

you must be thinking of someone else

If most of your weight is in your tits and ass then yes, go ahead. Otherwise go on a diet. Pornstar diet is pretty good.

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You know it's a guy, right?

I am open-minded.

You misspelled "gay".

lel

When you see a trendy thing that is already huge you should usually avoid investing in that thing. Instead try to find out what will be the next thing to blow and get in on that early. Harder to do, but much more rewarding once done right.