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You ylyl you ylyl: ylyl edition
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Probably a fake but still
Hahaha all those are gonna end up dead with nigger bruise riddled corpses
Poor girls brainwashed by (((media))) dont know any better
die in a thousand long burning fires.
I only ever post things I have lost to.
Keke
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This one is confusing but almost got me.
But what happens if he has to pee? Will he pee Weed?
There are all really good questions.
Because some autistic sperg used photoshop one summer in a cringe thread. Go to sleep kiddo it's not funny.
She's dead man...
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Hurrr hurrrr hurrrr yoor tho fooney yoo mayk tard me laf
Kill yourself you autistic faggot
Is it alive?
Does anybody find these funny?
Do YOU find this funny?
Are you really so much a fucking shill that you have to post stupid shit to Yea Forums and then furiously masturbate to the thought of someone being minorly inconvenienced?
Faggot.
Failed abortion attempt she decided to keep it. When she was born this is what was. Some 15% of abortions fail and this is the outcome like 8% of the time. She had reconstructive surgery and is a pro life speaker.
Fuck women's choice. Any woman wanting an abortion should be executed for murder. 1
whats wrong with this kid?
what is it covered with? ink? tar? oil?
is it a literal tar baby?
for its sake i hope that their brain hasnt developed enough to form coherent thoughts cause the parents are probably gonna keep it alive aslong as they can.
no no no no go away faggot
>Probably a fake
If there was any doubt in your mind, you may be legit retarded. Go get checked.
The most funny thing about this is that the based ladette replying isn't even a troll account
Kecky Becky.
BBC is terrible. I can't think of a single good show on their Network. What a failure
I'm pretty sure it's fake.
Failed abortion attempt. Sadly she has a normal iq. She's a pro life speaker.
Why does cum shoot from her eye?
Obvious photoshop not funny.
The best nature documentaries ever made?
>speaker
wait it can talk
Yeah she's from China. She's like 23 now iirc. The mother used a coat hanger and failed. Girls used to have no value in China.
Bahahahaha if this was real I would love to see the parents
See
See
Failed abortion derpina
Source?
That's adorable. Thank you user. I can sleep well tonight
Dude this is such old news it's common.
Good lord it sure is summer go back to school what are you 12?
Oh so you’re full of shit
name? source?
lost
thats some photoshop on par with my skills
>Complete fabrications
Gr8 b8 m8
nonono why just put it out of its misery, theres nothing good for her waiting in the future
I guess you could say she never saw it cumming.
Chill
You're literally retarded. Not China, Korea, but Missouri used her as a poster child to pass an anti abortion bill.
You can't be this retarded... do a reverse image search sperg...
How do you fail at abortion? Wouldn't antibiotics do the trick and treat the thing like a parasite? Or what about drinking and smoking as much as you possibly can? Punch yourself in the belly? Stab yourself in the belly? Eat nothing but McDonald's? Shoot up heroin? Fall down the stairs? Walk in front of a moving car? Huff body spray? Go to a clinic? Run into a door knob? Shove a wire hanger up there? Drown? Starve? There's just so many ways... I don't understand how one can "fail" at abortion. It seems like an endless cycle of methods. Oh there's another one, ride a motorcycle into a wall! Or cycle yourself off a cliff! Damn I should be a fuckin doctor...
Stop posting garbage
Dude c'mon. That's too far. Not even funny
of course its fake, no curia would elect a Franciscan
Godspeed, little pizza.
>No source
>GIS has nothing
kys
Starting University in September and I'm ordering this because I believe in Diversity.
sounds true, and as a maga pepe thats good enough for me
i talked to all the kids in the world and they said hormones are ok
and I talked to all the people who would eat beef and they said they dont want beef hormones
prove me wrong fagort
You must be new here. Lurk moar. Your parents know you're up this late?
Pedophile
I'll do it: I eat beef and I assure you I couldn't give less of a shit about hormones in that shit. They probably make my steaks tastier. And the kids? They don't know what the fuck they're talking about on account of they're fucking KIDS.
Thats pretty bad.. You can still see hillary behind him
>Up late
>9.30am
>No concept of time zones
Literally the kind of mongoloid who believes the earth is flat. Figures.
That explains a lot.
Considering how easy it is to brainwash kids you cant really use anything they say as an argument you degenerate
>still no proof its round
Weak.
> Still no proof that the earth is flat.
There are tons of proof its round you literal retard
If you refuse to see what's all around us, I can't help you.
Dude. You haven't eaten enough kale. Eat more kale and get rid of all of your friends and smoke meth.
Soon you will understand that the earth is flat.
Yet I notice once again you haven't posted any of it...
When I was in the army, I had a buddy who was a sniper.
Why does he have to take the earth's curvature in to account for long distance shots? I've witnessed this math in motion.
Why when you look at a drop of water in free fall, the water makes a sphere instead of a disk?
Flat earth proof now stfu
> gravity logic.
realizing I’ll never fuck a nazi qt3.14
rip
I don't see how any of that wouldn't work on a flat surface. Bullets fall and water droplets are round. That doesn't mean earth has to be round, brah.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SEE?
The coriolis effect has nothing to do with the earth's curvature.
Nevertheless, it's round.
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for trying to rape a girl in a park, luckily she managed to escape and push him face first into a wasp nest.
Lol. Omg. You don't know anything about trig. You're adorable. Furthering the very true stereotype that Flat Earthers are drop out meth heads or 60 year old men in their mothers basement.
Explaining where daddy is?
Damn ILIL
Food test
outlaw abortion they said, no exceptions they said
That's the cringiest thing I have ever seen
This is actually illustrating how doughnuts have evolved. The one Hillary has is what they looked like in the 40s-50s, the one Chloe has is a modern doughnut.
>13 year old girlfriend
>Girl
lol you made that up
liar
Uvula
18 it turned, get a job they said,
don't mooch off big government they said.
Based file name
don't deflect dumbass
Fuck
he cute tbh, its not evil to inject hormones to cuteboys, you're helping them out
Fuck me i would choke this thing out if it was my kid
Why don't they kill such creatures, I don't understand. If I was such a monstrosity I would have killed myself if I had the chance. Keeping those things alive should be illegal. They are just suffering.
kill yourself
Why is it funny? Why should I laugh?
Lost, the only funny itt tbh, you niggers have no sense of humor and no taste in music, kys y'all
He's just black you racist fuck.
What am I looking at?
Le mad /pol/turd is mad
he cute, period.
Venom(2019)
please explain
extermination pls
Damn. Unironically made me think.
ah yeah i get it
> put bag over head
> fuck loli pussy
> it cant tell anyone
> ......
> profit
Lost
You'd come across as much more trustworthy if you didn't go all splerg after explaining nad showing that you have political interest in the bullshit you're spewing.
Next time, just stop after explanation and maybe someone will get fooled.
>step 1
That little boy is gonna be getting passed around by black guys by 13 bet money
Well, given everything trump said and did since he was running for precidency. This dosn't seem to out of the ordinary.
It was Alabama, not Ohio you stupid foreign retard.
Too soon.
Too soon....
so, not all black fathers leave
its ylyl not rekt user
*chocochavs
kanackenhuren
fixed it
I don't get the funny part?
Fuck you nig, im the only one posting.
Yet another woman that will get naked for all the world to see but not for you personally.
Sexy boye
Not two tongues. The wiggly part in his mouth is the tonsils. You can see them vibrating when people shout sometimes. Had teacher like that.
-user posted the pic, he saved it lqst wèek from his favorite thread in /pol/,
his off white skin only lit by the screen, his dusty nazi flag only hanging by a thread on the wall behind him
"WOW THEZE EXTREMSITS ARR EVERYWHERRE! WE NEED TO DESROI EVERY MOSQUE! DRUMPF SHOULD LOOK INTO DIS!!!" he thought, but ah oh, his belly aches and he is craving some of his favorite...
*ding* its that familiar sound! mommy made his favorite pizza rolls in the microwave, "BETTR HURRY" he thought , dont want them to get cold!
Nobody:
Furry shitposts:
I wanna buttfuck him
Fuck off
god i wanna see these women get raped so hard that they lose the ability to speak.
Blame the boyfriend. Women actually don't like killing their children but shitty boyfriends force them to.
could we have less edgy memes and have something more wholesome like furry memes?
>"palestine"
Read a book you shill
stop posting
I don't think the kid is miserable. Plastic surgery exists.
What king of a retard made that? Way too many chars for Twitter/
Fuck off with your made up numbers, and also fuck off trying to change laws on something that has no impact on you. Its not like it will ever be a decision you will have to be a part of, incel.
If only... my friend has a kid in similar condition, everything they need needs to be special made...special stroller, bed. He got lots of loans, started creating a donation campaign...not counting the mental conditions, which are far slower than normal...he learned to walk at 3 if I'm not mistaken
I don't know what I would do if it was mine..but probably putting down of OUR misery would not be too farfetched
I'll never not lose to this
Lost
Looks Russian so she's probably aborted at least 10 kids by now.
This is where that Asian horror genre is basically made
"There is nothing to steal anymore"
Lmfao
Its urbanism/urbanization that causes people to become subhumans, not communism or other government crap.
Growth hormone doesnt treat cows
Sex hormones treat dysphoria
No making fun of white people was funny in like 2015. They just cant find something else to make fun of because making fun of anything else is offensive.
He's cleaning out the bottom of the trash can. They get dirty especially when people don't use bags. Either that, or its an laundry basket and he's cleaning it out for similar reasons.
How fucking retarded do you have to be to think he thought he could fill that up with water?
Only funny one in this whole thread.
You're a horrible person. When you think that you can cure illnesses and disabilities with murder, then you prevent real cures. If you had a friend with a kid with that illness(which I doubt), then that kid's illness would help encourage better treatment options.
Killing people just because you're too lazy to cure illnesses or disabilities is very petty and people who think that its ok should be shot.
Retards tend to live happy lives because they're not exposed to much of the stresses that everyone else is.
lmao
>They probably make my steaks tastier.
Quite the opposite,
I guess it's better for you to stay uneducated.
>probably fake
Nah, it's 100% real.
Ohio did it too you stupid foreign retard
Yellow has 2 winning moves
YLYL
Red already won
beta spotted
Gomu gomu no
More likely they'd use their concealed carry to kill the 80 IQ nigger. Sorry to break it to you Mr.Rosenstein.
You're a bad-faith actor. Your just some pro-abortion fag who wants to kill children. Either you're some dumbfuck who doesn't realize that that position can and will be used against you in family court(which is the main reason men lose custody battles) or you know full well(due to your own personal experience) that trying to get out of fatherhood leads to getting raped by the legal system and you want others in the same position as yourself.
Let me tell you how things will go in your life(if they haven't already gone this way):
1) You'll get a girl pregnant
2) You'll find out her pro-abortion stance wasn't as strong as you thought *fun fact - she was manipulating you into thinking you could get out of fatherhood*
3) You'll try everything short of physical violence to get her to abort your kid
4) She'll bring you to family court and tell the judge about how you tried damn near everything to get her to abort your kid
5) She'll get full custody and you'll be paying child support for 18 years because your dumb ass tried to get out of fatherhood.
Men like you deserve to be shot.
Bullshit
fucking garbage i guess
Thx for attending my thread.
Image limit has been reached.
NOW GO HOME.
>whiteknighting fetuses
men like you deserve to be shot, pedo
Yo why did you black out the watermark you meme thieving gypsy
I laughed several times. Thank you for the thread, friend
Go away faggot
His fact in the last box is priceless
Never actually saw him with his real mouth
What the fuck is wrong with you dude? Too soon for this shit...
Franch canadiens
They are white supremacists there's no reason the assume they are able to speak in the first place
>short of physical violence
yeah I'm gonna have to stop you right there
this was actually created by an ai
the point is that at a glance it looks familiar, but you cant actually identify anything in the image
>treat
The amount of hypocrisy in that word is astounding. It isnt treating anything, its enabling their delusions.
Transfaggotry either is an illness, in which case comforming to their delusions is like walking up to a schizophreniac and telling him the martians really are onto him
or it is not, in which case it should be treated like the fucking fetish it is. Want to dress up and pretend? Thats fine. Want a doctor to mutilate your perfectly healthy genitals? Thats a nono, sweatie.
If hell is a thing, degenerate faggots like you have a reserved space there. Die nigger
That guy fieri holy fuck
Here we can see officer Clegane in his daily stakeout while looking for incriminating evidence against Jorge Montez and his girlfriend Puerto Chica. 2019 colorized.