Just brought a Mattress from the apartment dumpster into my bedroom. What do?

Just brought a Mattress from the apartment dumpster into my bedroom. What do?

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Call the exterminator because it's full of cockroaches

lick the stains, post pictures as proof.

why would anyone do that

bedbugs, you gonna die now

It’s not.
I smelled them. They smell like mattress. Not licking them.
For the lols

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Buy an encasement immediately.

Gonna go to the store first thing in the morning.

Everything is closed right now or I’d do it. After all, I’m not lifting a mattress across a parking lot, up a flight of stairs, in broad daylight.

wow you ppl really make me feel better about myself. thanks anons

are you that poor user? that's the last thing I would pull from a dumpster.

What do? Start planning your funeral. That shit’s nasty

Move into the dumpster

It’s really not that bad looking.

Other than the noticeable stains, it’s remarkably clean. The only thing I can smell is my own sweat.

I am not sleeping on it, however. I plan to vacuum, sanitize, and deodorize as much as possible before even thinking about laying on this thing.

I guess what I’m more curious about is just how bizarre is the idea of adopting a dumpster mattress? I don’t see a lot of articles or posts about it. Things like bedbugs are common easy-fix problems.

Seems like ya’ll are getting worked up over heresay.

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Get ready for bedbugs to gnaw on your balls.

You're underestimating bedbugs man. Those fuckers are hard to get rid of, without fumigation.

Dig a hole, stick your dick in , post pic

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i agree with this, look in every crease for bugs that smash and smell strongly of pine after you touch them, if so, throw it out immeadiatly or yer fucked user

i miss the days when every other thread on Yea Forums was like this

Me too.

I just did. It’s remarkably clean and seamless. It’d be like new, but one of the stains look like someone shit on it.

I checked if it was mold. It looks more like someone spilled some sort of drink on it.

Basically, no bugs. Not even small ones. No smells. No mold. Nothing. I’m actually amazed myself.

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powerup user

pour gas and light on fire (outside of course)

Put it back or burn it.

you're lucky your neighbor didn't shoot you over it.

One neighbor saw me and he just kind of didn’t give a shit.

Like the last thing he needed at one in the morning was any of my shit.

enjoy your scabies

Burn it

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Jesus Christ user, are you gonna listen to the fucking common fucking idea here? Burn the fucking thing!

OKAY FINE MOM

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Good Job user

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cut it open for convenient dead hooker storage

Finally someone, who listens to advises.

rolling for this

People had intercourse on that mattress....maybe even anal.

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Think I have a shot at getting laid on this thing?

Dead Hooker Storage m8

Someone could’ve been killed on that mattress! You could be an accessory to murder!

Cool.

He could be charged with aiding and a-bedding. : )

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:^)

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Wow. I mean, WOW.

How many different species live in that?

just one squirrel