I go around putting stuff in the shitters at my campus...

I go around putting stuff in the shitters at my campus. I remain anonymous even to my friends but the name of the culprit (me) has been dubbed "Bathroom Bandit".

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Why, you don't steal anything.

I approve. Although that's going to get old so let's brainstorm other things you can do
>putting loctite into lock key holes
>ketchup packets under toilet seat
>leaving laced vape pen somewhere public

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LOL i do the same thing only i do it with fudgy monkeys!

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I have this idea..."The human fly trap"
I plan to poor corn syrup on the floors of the bathrooms. Imagine the ruined shoes and sticky hallways.

the real question is why

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Corn syrup? You know the viscosity of that right? It's just going to make people slip. At that point you might as well use cooking oil

The real answer is grade A autism

>>leaving laced vape pen somewhere public
please

Thanks for the advice. I know it's clear and the name syrup implied that it would be sticky. Maybe if I drizzle maple syrup. The effects would still be devastating

andy sixx log?

lmao

damn, shoulda guessed that one

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>what about using radios to communicate random shit to staff

2 of 3 options is impossible. First off, laced vape pen? Cmon. And literally very few people know what the fuck loctite is, and much less where to get it. They also don’t know that there are many different strengths of loctite.

You can get it literally anywhere

>Ketchup packets under the toilet seat
Genious.

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>laced vape, cmon
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
>very few people know what the fuck loctite
How fucking old are you?

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Most people know what that is and if not, they'll Google it or ask here. Found the real retard.

>what is loctite
Goddamn zoomers

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I'm a dumbfuck zoomer and even I know what goddamn loctite is

Bathroom bandit strikes again

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Make yourself some sunmilk. Get a half gallon of milk and pour out about a fourth of it. Toss in some chicken livers, other raw meats. Let it sit in the sun, capped for a month or two.

Hold your breath and dump it somewhere indoors. Be aware of cameras and such. Note that it's faster to pour the milk so it doesn't glugglugglug. If you're planning ahead to a quick getaway, make the concoction in a pickle jar to begin with.

I'm not OP, but coming from someone who understands, it's the pleasure derived from the thought of a person's brain flopping for a few moments at something which twists their world. Bonus points when the school puts out a letter, or a note on the bathroom doors.

I googled loctite, and now because i know what it is i'm smarter than the plebs that don't know

Who the fuck doesn't know what Loctite is? Have you done no Andy work in your entire fucking life? My God this generation is fucking garbage

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Inform the plebs then. Cause I don't trust anything I learn from Yea Forums in my search history

Pessimist boi got rekt. Now that the masses know what loctite is, OP is gonna special K a juul

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I appreciate you

t-trips s-senpai wanna f-fuck m-my b-boy pucci

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Shitters clogged

We used to do this shit in middle school. Throw random food that rots in a water bottle and let it sit for months then open it in school. My gag reflex with smells is very tolerable. That smell does it for me

So, say you have a screw in your car that holds the for latching mechanism in place. Since your car bumps and bounces a lot, that screw might undo itself. Loctite is liquid you put on the threads of a screw. Once you screw it in, the liquid dries. After that, the screw is much less likely to rattle loose.

Gold

*Door mechanism

>Find live grenade
>Pull pin
>Toss it in toilet
>Profit

Frag or plasma?

checked

I don't give a fuck
Just make the news

>literally few people know what loctite is
fuck off, i bet you don't even know what this is

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Ah, that brings back memories. When I was a young lad I used to loctite the dials on the lockers in school.

They probably don't even know what show your meme is referencing.

I'm having diarrhea actually

*you're

Trips czech'd

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Huh. Thanks for the straight up answer

>>ketchup packets under toilet seat
Genius

I’m from a city just outside of Toronto, Ontario.

I used to do something similar except I’d take shits on peoples’ doorsteps late at night, or sometimes on the hood of their car, one time I shit through the mail slot at a convenience story.

I kept my identity a secret as well for obvious reasons. They used to refer to me as “The Burlington Poo Bandit”.

As a maintenance plumber working for a school district I humbly say FUCK YOU

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