Advice thread. How do you seal the deal with a girl at parties...

Advice thread. How do you seal the deal with a girl at parties? I can talk to them for a while but i don’t know what signals to look for or what to do. Not a virgin or bad looking just can’t manage to get puss

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you do realize that you're fucked if you're asking Yea Forums, yes?

If she doesn't show obvious signs of boredom, either suggest doing an activity or talking someplace quieter

Kill yourself.

A Ni/b/b/a can still try

anyone saying nigga or any variation of that on here is confirmed underaged. fuck off

Usually when you have shit going on in your life, you end up being confident and able to steer the interaction dynamically in your favor
>tl;dr
Stop being a faggot

Shut up nigger

show her you can do 10 (ten) push-ups without stopping

shaddap nikkka

If 99.9% of this place is virgin fags with no chance of even smelling a woman, that still leaves 0.1% chance of finding someone who could potentially kiss a girl at some point in their life maybe

Someone's insecure about their age

You've either fallen out of your prime or you're underage yourself

If they're laughing and/or smiling a lot, they're probably into you and you should ask them to talk somewhere else or at least get their number.

And post more of those titties, looks like my ex lol

Where do the wheels fall off, in your view?

You can get any woman if you can convince them you eat pussy

Even more if you can prove it

>going to parties
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Dotn have anymore sorry just found them here a while ago
Like I can make them laugh and I’m outgoing just don’t know where to go from there

How do you go about proving it?

Have another woman vouch for you

You have to touch them.

No entry level position

Turn the party into an orgy if everyone's drunk enough

Just give it a shot user. Worst case scenario you get shot down and learn how to cope with that. You don't become good at things overnight. My tip to you is to find something that is exclusive to you and say "I bet you never made out with someone with 'insert unique quality here'"
Works 9/10 and it gives you room to understand more of what you are doing.

How would I go about doing that?

"I bet you never made out with someone who has both HIV and chlamydia"

60% of the time, it works every time

I'm not saying grab their tits, I'm saying some sort of physical contact. Hand on knee, taking her hand when illustrating a point, that sort of thing.

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As much as I hate beer pong, playing doubles works wonders

That might just work, but with stuff that are not creepy or disgusting it might work better.
"I bet you never made out with someone who raped and killed both their siblings" sounds imperative and might scare some people off, but brings out the good ones amirite?

Dude, I was working that line, really onto the home straight, when my sister escaped from her cage in the basement.

Take a pocket pussy everywhere and proceed to lick it out every time a girl smiles at you

This. Don't forget to maintain steely eye contact.

If people aren't fucking in the dance floor, is it really a party worth being at?

If ur looking to fuck, find the girl having the most fun

If ur looking for love, find the girl having the least fun

man are you some kind of legit philosopher and guru???

Just a pattern I've noticed

Damn i didn't think Tumblr would come to Yea Forums after having their porn banned

Gotta get that nut somehow

Am I in The Sims

I control your mind. Just trying to make it fun for you.

My nigga

Does "angina" count as a variation?