Where do chicks generally stand on the JFK assassination?
>In a Starbucks >Barista is a cutie named Ruby >I want to flirt, think of a killer line as she hands me my change >"Thank you Ruby...Jack Ruby...The assassin's assassin." >She looks at me weird. Just says "You're welcome." Not really responding to my advances >I retreat to my booth awaiting my coffee and think about what I did
Admittedly, and this might be the problem, referring to the man she was named for as "the assassin's assassin" only works if you accept that Oswald killed Kennedy, the official report I still have reservations about myself. But in the interests of flirting, what was I supposed to say, "Ruby, Killer of the Patsy"? She didn't look like she liked it, so I don't know if she was offended by my de facto acceptation of the Warren Report. Does that tend to be your experience with the ladies?
Or was it just too dark or esoteric an angle to hit on her with?
Or, bear with me here, she might have no clue wtf you're talking about. Honestly, I doubt it though. Most chicks know about Jack Ruby.
Logan Rogers
>Or was it just too dark or esoteric an angle to hit on her with?
Both
Julian Thomas
I'm pretty sure most people born past the 80's don't have any clue who Jack Ruby is
Bentley Morales
No fucking way this isn't bait. But on the off chance it isn't...
Lol.
Kayden Carter
>op is 14 >op just read about jfk while doing homework >op fancies himself some kind of intellectual >op is obviously uneducated americunt
Nicholas Campbell
So where are you from?
Jordan Howard
kys
Adrian Wright
Well you use the term "uneducated americont" like you're from some smarter cuntry.
Parker Martin
Litterly who?
If your in your 50s hitting on a kid from Starbucks please end your life
Grayson Anderson
Not in my 50s. And he was a critical figure in one of the defining events of the 20th Century.
Ethan Smith
>And he was a critical figure in one of the defining events of the 20th Century USA. Fixed. The rest of the world had its own problems, but you wouldn't know about any of that.
Dylan Robinson
Okay? Gandhi's assassination was also a major event of the 20th Century. What's your point? That nothing that happens in one country can be historically significant because the rest of the world has their own problems? How about the consequences, LBJ, Vietnam? Does that affect the rest of the world? And come on, don't pretend that the President of the United States at the height of the Cold War was not an internationally significant figure. I know, you like to whine about ignorant Americunts, and that's adorable, but you're sounding pretty ignorant.
Leo Green
Jack Ruby was like a background character in an event that's probably like #5 on most important 20th Century America events. Barely any young people nowadays are gonna remember his name
Liam Martin
Hey op, who was the judge who sentenced jwb to death? Another "assassins assassin" or do you only care about 20th century boring shit?
Kevin Cox
What if she saw the movie where he was played by Brian Doyle-Murray?
Trick question. Booth was shot in a burning barn at the culmination of the manhunt.
Joshua Ortiz
Why would you assume that, who the fuck's seen that? And who? Is that some big D-List actor?
Nathaniel Murphy
He's Bill Murray's brother. And a LOT of people have seen Oliver Stone's JFK. Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman, Joe Pesci, Oscar nominations? It's a very famous movie.
