This appears at your house, wwyd on the first 24 hours?

Mine

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Very liberal of you user

We are a nation of laws.

hire an accountant and a lawyer that dont ask questions

Probably go buy a bunch of weed to smoke.
Then I'll make plans to go to Japan.

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You idiots do realize that you wouldn't be able to buy anything really expensive without getting caught, right? The government would be wondering where some ordinary person is getting all this money from. The only thing you could really do is spend bit by bit over the course of your life while hiding all the money as best as you can.

Sleep like an angel

probably buy a decent meal, I havent had one in a long time

you're an idiot nigger.
just start up an LLC. travel to Mexico and buy construction equipment. Resell it here in the states. get clean money.
my grandfather did this all his life. up until a few years ago when he came down with dementia.

Aw I bet hes a good boy

that's about $100M, I'd have an aunt Bertha pass away and get a nice inheritance and launder it Breaking Bad style.

Though the first 24 hours I'll end up donating bits of it anonymously to different people in need and begin putting in barrels at random lottery ticket numbers.

Yeah just open a store, do nothing, report sales and pray for not being audited

buy used vehicles with cash. don't go over 15k. 10k optimal, though. resell and get legit money. sure it can be traced back to you if they deposit the whole sum, but unlikely. that's still a relatively small amount considering the circumstances.

Nothing its okay to be poor in switzerland

Open a repair shop for PCs and do some legit business. Get a 2 story building where I can live upstairs. Cook the books for number of customers as it is easy to do. Match taxes on income and expenses. Stay below the radar and live the good life.

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Customer 1: "Jamal" needed PC wiped, OS reinstalled and bios password reset, paid cash
Customer 2: "Tyrone" needed PC wiped, OS reinstalled and bios password reset, paid cash
Customer 3: "Tray" needed laptop wiped, OS reinstalled and bios password reset, paid cash
etc..

In my country you just have to bribe the right people and they'll let you be for the rest of your life. That's the hard way. The easy way is just don't tell a soul, don't brag, and don't buy hyper luxury supreme megalomaniac stuff in general, and specially if you come from a neighborhood with low to medium income extremely jealous, neighbors

I’d buy the cheapest shotgun I could find at Walmart and kill myself. Nothing gone make me happy.

Tight bastard, with that wad you could buy shotguns for you and all the the walmart staff.

Alright here we go:
15% into more portable stable wealth (gold, diamonds, and some silver)
35% into real estate (probably buy many many small scale housing in good locations for students / starters etc. to get me some income from rent)
30% towards investments in stocks and
15% cash on my bank accounts to feel comfortable with and to make sure I'm allowed to migrate to whatever country I decide.
5% on a remote bank account no one knows about (including my family and gf)

I would live off the money I make from investments each year.

"Hey babe, you ever fuck on a stack of money?"

Fuck, he could probably even afford a KSG and a webcam with that kind of cash.

Once some coins stuck on my back

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Wrong dipstick, go to bank and withdraw just about all the money you have, buy a ticket to Vegas pack 3 suitcases full of the money and stash the rest. stay in Vegas a week then come home and return to bank with the 3 suitcases of money tell them you'd like to deposit your winnings from Your week long Vegas trip where you were very lucky playing high stakes poker. pay a big ass tax then repeat this every year but deposit different amounts every time.

Find a way to launder it. In the meantime i may buy some food, games, books, and clothes. And maybe give a few waiters some massive tips.

move into a cheap rent place and live off of it for the rest of my life by conserving as much as possible. No need to work anymore

HAHAHAHAHAHA imagine being a young teen and believing this is how shit works. The fuck do they teach in school? Real life is NOT a TV show
I fucking lost my shit reading this thanks user.

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What currency is it?

Shh. He will learn soon about police practice of asset forfeitures soon. Best to let them experience that fun in person.

I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time. I've always wanted to try that, and if I had a million dollars I think I could set that up, cuz chicks dig guys with money

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207 million U.S. dollars
18 million Mexican pesos
200,000 euros
113,000 Hong Kong dollars
11 centenarios (Mexican gold bullion coins made of 1.20565 oz t (37.5 g) of pure gold[19])
A great amount of jewels, of unknown value
Confiscated along with the money were also:

Two Mexican-style dwellings of approximately 20 million pesos
A war chest of automatic guns
1 lab in construction of unknown value
7 vehicles

Google “Zehnli ye gon”

You can't deposit it, deposits of more than $5000 get reported to the feds. So I would start buying PrePaid Visa and MasterCards - because those are not tracked the same, and are totally user.

Fucking user, you open a "Consulting" LLC, there is no product. Then you open a "Management" LLC., again no product. Then you Consult for the Management company, and offer management services to the Consulting company.

Christ shut the fuck up already.

That's a lot to manage. I'll turn it over to respective authorities instead, and figure out what to do with whatever I'm allowed to keep.

You'd keep a bullet in your brain for ever having seen it.
But that's the joke, I know. Gedoffit.

Look for a pillow because I can’t sleep without one

Help my family out as much as they need, and start a business afterwards.

Christ, stop sucking that donkey's cock, already.

did op say it had a reward ? you Mongoloid

If you win a substantial amount (say $10k) casinos won't hand it over until you fill out tax forms. They will give the IRS their cut off the top. This is a tax loss for them, and proof they are following state and federal laws and guidelines regarding gambling and tax reporting. They have no incentive to turn a blind eye, not even to you. Trying to bribe them is a felony that will result in forfeiture of any winnings, being blacklisted by the gaming commission for life, and possible fines and imprisonment.