Ask Satan anything

Am I human?

Interesting

Alright, this is getting weird

Will you pls make my ex do a neck rope

Will I have sex with Jess?

How's it going?

Do you enjoy gay porn?

Spooky

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Should I just go for it and ask her out?

Is my wife cheating on me?

Will my butt literally turn into a cactus?

Will I be rich?

can i get an anal orgasm?

Will I success in life?

Kek

Am I losing my v-card this year?

rr

Fuck

Well I ever get a girlfriend?

Should I kms

will I lose my virginity?

Will I have sexual intercourse this year?

will i ever become famous

will i get a girlfriend?

will my deepest desire be fulfilled?

I just told
My wife her father and one of her brothers a pussys and that they don’t have a man in there family since there grandpa died I feel like I’m right but is that wrong

i will fuck a lot??

can i get out of debt

Will I get dubs?

Sweet

Is tranny porn gay?

I fucking knew it.

Can i get a wholesome gf before this summer ends?

fuck

Will I one day find my qt?

u fucked up nigga

So is dabbing still a thing?

fap now y/n

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION SATAN

Is bitcoin still a thing?

Why are you using Yea Forums?

Will I get a gf soon

are you gay

Is ass eating safe or..?

Well fuck... Will I at least settle for a decent family one day lord satan?

Will she finally leave?

Will my first child be a female? Please say no.

Satan, is my book going to sell well?

Will my pee pee grow?

HA, little pee pee forever

You have a decision to make

will my movie producing career go well?

are you gonna kill me?

Any chance of me getting laid in the next year?

How to play

Will I ever fuck this slut?

now???

Will I be a good teacher?

Satan, do you think I am pretty?

Am I retarded?

will i get aids if i get fucked in the ass? also, will she come back to my one day?

Will I die alone

Should i stick something in my ass

Hmmm

is my dick small as my gf says it is

U doing good boi

Am I gonna lose my v card this year?

Will I make out with a girl this year

Will I ever be top 50?

999 get

Will I ever achieve what I practice almost daily for?

Is selling my soul to you actually worth it?

Damnit satan...

will i lose my virginity in france

will i ever fuck abbey

did Tyrone really fuck my wife last night?

am i gay

Will I die tomorrow?

Should I send my gf more porn?

Faggot

Is loli ok?

Should I switch to fox

are we going to stay together forever?

Will I get married one day?

Hitler V2 coming back to kill the Jew's?

God is a faggot, can you help me Satan? Will I one day get married?

Should I switch to falco

Is op a fag

Fuck you Satan, help me decide who to switch to.

Am I handsome, Satan?

Rolling, am I attractive and just not confident enough

w...what?

Well shit

Does she love me?

Hey Satan, is there a malevolent being attempting to attack my buddy?

Annika or Kenda?

Hey Satan, will I have sex this year?

Is Adarious a good friend?

Is my dick a nice size?

Can you reliably predict the future?

Am I getting laid tommorow?

Will I be rich?

Cheeky.
Will I have one trillion US dollars by the end of this year?

You better give me money, boi

Does my cat love me

Will I have all the powers of Dr. Manhattan by the end of this year?

Sure. How much do you need?
Okay. Would doing so negate either/both boons?

Just 10k my dude, that would be nice.

Why is my boy's mom a liberal? Give it to me straight, Satan.

Will I finish my project?

Got it. I'll let you know soon enough, watch for a thread on .

Is next year gonna be better?

does she have a crush on me?

Am I gonna get shot?

Will I die by 30?

Does charity piss you off, Satan?

Will I get the answers?

Will you fix my boy's liberal mother?

Is my dick tiny?

you on my side ?

Nudes in my dms and money in my bank account, rollllllll

Will I get laid tonight or tomorrow?

Are you sure?

You should know the answer douche. Tell me. Also I'll sell my soul for a hot chick to fuck me brah

How about my wife, is she fucking someone else?

am I passing out drunk tonite?

say no more fam

Will I have a good day?

Will I die young?

Well I find love after bekah?

That’s comforting, at least

Will bekah find love after me?

Should i feel my friends dick while he's asleep

can a sinner repent and be absolved from their sins and mortal desires

Does she like me?

Will she give me a shot

will i get a girlfriend

Should I kill him?

Should i try to date again?

Will I make it to the end of 2019 without killing myself?

mip

Will i ever see alisha again?

Will I make my rent on time

Is.... is it herpes?

Am I autistic?

Married a muslim girl. Should I convert to Islam as well?

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Satan, will my penis ever be more than 5 inches

???

ROLL

trips of truth

Will satan itself suck my dick

Should i move back?

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Am I retarded?

Should i pick up that 16yr old burger chick?

is god better than satan?

should i ask her out?

Is it worth it?

Will I suck cock in the next 3 weeks

should i masturbate before bed?

Will I give a bj next week?

Will what I fear most come true?

Thank you sir

Can you buy me a Ferrari.

Can Hillary be vanquished?

How do i know what satan says?

Some things you shouldn’t ask...

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Should I fūk a girl this summer

Should I go to business school

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Will I ever commit suicide?

Roll

Should keep doing it or go back

They coming?

is my moms name rebecca

will I ever get another chance at a threesome?

Hey satan i will fuck that girl im thinking about?

Am I gonna lay pipe by the end of the summer

Is westboro right about the fags?

Come on man, please.

Is shes breathing?

Should I break up with my gf?

Will I get laid in Mexico over the summer

You're just as fake as God

Will I always be lonely yet never want some around?

I don’t know what to think Lucifer, just say what it is

Do you have a lizard that shoots?

My friend will eventually get a job?

Why I can't find a job

will my deepest desire be fulfilled?

Will I always be lonely?

will i get laid again soon?

Am I gonna be famous ???

lol

Are traps gay?

Can I bananas?

Are there orgies in hell

Is it worth it?

Will i lose my virginity anytime soon

Will Jess fall in love with me?

Ok

Will I go out on a date with her?

Will I cum inside Jess?

Will I become rich and famous?

Will I fuck a hot chick soon?

Will I fuck a super hot chick soon?

Will I bang Jess soon?

Will I get a girlfriend soon?

y u so evil, satan?

Will she ask me out tomorrow?

Am I going to hell

Why

Ask God... am i?

Will I make my dreams come true

Fuck you

will i die feeling like i did good?

Am i going to fap today?

Will Jessica flirt with me tomorrow?

Ok Satan, am I going to die a virgin?

Will Madisyn have sex with me?

is my future bright

Will Jessica Soares be mine?

Will Jessica be my lover?

Will I become rich?

Does lance fit me most?

Do I have depression?

Will Just Off The Grid be a famous band?

Will I become a famous guitarist?

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

Will this guy overcome Satan's will and, in fact, get a girlfriend?

Sorry, buddy. I tried.

Will I get to bang Kayla next month?

Will I get laid by year's end?

I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. I think yes. What's your opinion, Satan?

Are you an overall good guy?

Will things turn out OK for me?

I've been alone a long time. Will I date a woman this year?

Thanks for the insight, asshole.

Should I ask this girl for nudes

well that sucks. so much for coming out of the closet.

Will there be a resident evil character playable in smash bros ultimate?

Damn even Sakurai has sway over Satan.

Will I ever be good enough?

Should I try to sext my girlfriend

Will I become a chad?

Will I fuck Diana?

I appreciate the effort user. Can't say I'm surprised with the answer though. ;-;

Will I fuck Cynthia?

Will I get laid anytime this year?

eh

Am I ever able to actually pursuit my dreams

Will I smash

Are you gay?

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Will she become real?

should I buy another onahole

Will I succeed in building my empire?

Aaah, you’re gay. You’re gay. Anyways, am I gay?

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Can I have a girlfriend?

Are we related?

Haha, you fag. You can never have me. Rolling for satanic logic.

Would I be able to be a paladin?

Im gonna be one anyways fuck you

Will I be happy again?

no jokes here, demon

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bring it dumb nigger

Will my aunt beth lock me in the closet again?

Rekt

Thanks

Am i gonna git sum fug?

Are we there yet

am I a moron

does she have a bf?

Am I a good girl?

May you grant me an adorable girlfriend right now?

Will i fuck my ex in the ass again

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Rollin

Can i be rich

Is religion ever going to die out as it should?

should i even try to get back together with my ex

D-do you love me Satan-senpai?

should I stop my sinful life?

Are you gay?

The happiness has value?

F

Is this post trash?

Am I a degenerate?

ok

Will the white race get the etnostate ?

Will I bang her?

Will the white race survive

Will the white race avoid the genocide and have at least a nation in a numerical meaningful way

If I give you my soul can you make me rich?

will people join my server?
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join this server .gg/aprnv4W its starting out so its not a tight as fuck community with a bunch of fags thats unfriendly to new people .gg/aprnv4W .gg/aprnv4W
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Should i kill myself?