ITT we share our secrets

How does she still fit into them, Timmy Tiny Load?

I love my girlfriend but I can’t stop thinking about degenerate sexual acts with random women. It takes all of my self control not to act on them, generally by being extremely careful about what situations I allow myself to be in in the first place. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt if I were in a position where an attractive girl came on to me I would not be able to stop myself from acting on my urges. Most days I wish I could just relax my morality and just act on my impulses

/S

redditor detected.

Ran over a nigger child in the street.

Nice man that's at least 50 points

She owns like 60 pairs and gets rid of them pretty frequently.

I save pics of girls I know or have dated and spread them on the internet so I can hear what others think about them

Posted my daughter's social media pics on here before when i was frustrated. should kill myself.

You should kill yourself.

Each time my gf suck my cock, i imagine her doing the same to someone else.

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This is the only post I believe in this thread.

Depends where you are. Different municipalities have different legislation on things like that.

I take the same medicine as aesop rock the rapper

What, you don't believe ?

Im fucking my foster mother its been tree years now

This isn't a secret user. We all know.

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>tree
Afterwards, does she ask you for tree fifty?

I secretly cheer that my sister-in-law's baby was still born becuse that kid would have taken all of the attention away from my kids and that's not healthy for young children.

When I was younger my mom had a serious meth addiction and sold my dog for methamphetamine

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i'm a closet sissy

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Did you fuck her in the mouth?

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I've had over a dozen opportunities to have full intercourse with many different prepubescent girls, a few of them my nieces, with the girl's permission, and I never did any of them! Never even touched or even kissed them. And I'm not sorry I passed it all up! I did good and am proud of myself for abstaining!

I'm genuinely sorry I saw this. This has only contributed to my desire to put a gun in my mouth,

Good job keep it up

Wtf why would a kid just offer to have sex with you. You are probably just letting this sick fantasy play in your head.

I think asian girls are cute but I want a white wife.

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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I have an Asian wife, but I think Russian pussy is sexy.

Are you white? How's the marriage?

I’ve never once had a wet dream

Fuck killing yourself. You are a god amongst peasants.

I like yo share my exgfs nudes and watch people repost them. I always feel bad after but, that's why it's a secret. Kik me at alexiskal90

I'm half Dutch/Indian, she's Chinese/Viet. Marriage is fine 13 years and two kids later.

Geez i wonder why

i sit in Yea Forums reading other peoples bull shit and I laugh a lot
I am so sick

I’m straight but wouldn’t mind having a gay sugar daddy.

Proud of you for overcoming this hurdle in your life.

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Are you happy knowing you cause everyone who reads this to look up what the word prepubescent means

umm how much of a sugar daddy ?
like how rich?

What the fuck

I'm a former child prostitute turned professional poker player who is invited to join the illuminati

I killed a someone in Mexico while I was on vacation.

>former child prostitute
>professional poker player
Which one pays more?

prostitute lol. I charged $300 an hour.

Like 4 figure allowance a month at least.

wow did you bore them to death ?
>more info fag

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Age started / ended?
Who was ur best customer, or whose the worst?
Any rapes?
How did u find clients?

so would i for that sorta money
lOL not gat tho LOL

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What kind of work?

Yo for real dafuq is this?

You should at least shave/wax before you post this

My friends are busy working at school pick-up time, so I walk their kids home. They have a son and a cute, chubby 6-year-old daughter. I hope the daughter turns into a slutty teenager in a decade and I can get that chubby little pussy.

14-21
Best customer was this dominican guy from harlem who called me every other day.

His dick was wayyy too big though, it stilll hurts sometimes from when he would try to force it in.

I was raped just one time, in Atlantic City.

I used backpage and craigslist.

My gf taught my 11yo niece how to shave her own pussy

LOL'ed

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I have this fantasy where I can freeze time so I can take girls clothes off and see what they look like or rub there pussy real hard then pull up there pants unfreeze time and watch them get all flustered . I also imagine take there panties and later they'll notice and wonder if they forgot. I imagine fucking just about every girl I know and knowing what they all look like naked .

I’m 21 and have a crush on my 15yo coworker... she has a pretty face, cute personality and just a killer booty. I won’t do anything with her but damn so I fantasize about it. I’ve caught several of my older coworkers staring at her ass too so I don’t feel bad, but damn everyday at work is hard. I’m never working fast food again.

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wtf you sound like the date rape guy ?
>creepy pasta

Dude... I’ve been fantasizing about this same thing ever since I was a kid. Freezing time and getting to touch taste and explore anything I want.

Your secret is that you're not homosex...

wouldn't for over a week, tissue rejection would be too high for immunosuppressants to handle. Conclusion, probably fake, even if involuntary wouldn't be worth the effort to do to even a victim.

I thinking of writing a comic about it

I gotta be careful about what I say...

>Be 2013
>Vacationing in the off season down TJ
>Having good time, I've been in country before but never this region. It's mostly the same culture
>Walking back to my hotel from a club, didn't manage to pick up a girl but had a few drinks
>lil tipsy
>get a little turned around and decide to check the maps app
>Imagine a gringo walking around 12 am stumbling a little with his phone in his face, head down
>Easy target
>young guy approaches me from my left side coming from across the street
>pulls gun on me and says gimmie ur shit
>Start to comply but the liquid courage I had consumed stepped in
>Rock the dude in his jaw unexpectedly and he actually drops his gun
>End up on the ground tussling back and forth
>I accidently took his head and smacked it backwards into the concrete
>He let out a slight groan and stopped moving about 2 seconds after his head impacted the sidewalk
>I dont really realize what happened but stare at him for about 1 min before realizing its time to go
>run back the hotel, stopping halfway to ensure I was still heading the right way on maps
>Get back to the hotel and starting to fully grasp the situation, and panic.
>managed to convince myself that the dude was just knocked out and would be okay
>Manage to get some sleep
>wake up the next day and see on the news that a man was killed in what they described as a cartel soldier dispute.
>Got the fuck outta the country the same day
>not risking ending up in some shit hole prison
>never going back

>I was raped just one time, in Atlantic City.
story?
What was ur vetting process like?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=peJ7NWU0WMA

wooh
that's great

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First tuts I ever saw were my grandmother's when she was in the tub. I never got a 4 year old bone so fast

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scary stuff !

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I once had a wetdream where I had sex on a elevator with my mom and aunt

I know a beautiful college girl who would let me do anything to her for $500. But I am so god damn poor that I continue to be a touchless virgin.

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Haha that reminds me of a blue-ball dream I had, although it's not a secret because I told my wife about it.
>be me, have wife and two sons
>dream that another woman lives with us
>other woman looks like a hybrid of wife's sister and one of this single mum whose kid goes to the same school as ours
>in the dream, wife takes kids to park to play
>me and other woman take opportunity to fuck
>she's riding me reverse cowgirl
>hear older son coming home sooner that expected
>scramble to put on clothes and act normal
>wake up with raging boner

Oh yeah, and this other blue ball dream.
>dream I'm in bed with girlfriend making out
>it's dark, can't see anything, going entirely by touch
>for some reason dream me asks her, "who are you?"
>she says girlfriend's older sister's name
>freak out, wake up with heart racing

My wife can get a major promotion if she she sleeps with her boss and we’re not sure what to do. She doesn’t want to hurt me, which would be the case even if it was with my consent. This promotion could literally flip our lives around and have the spot we’ve always wanted. We can’t believe we’re even in this situation..

got any pics of her? For reference of course

Have you seen the film Indecent Proposal? Watch it if you haven't - it's relevant to your situation. Anyway, if you do it things will never be the same between you. Also, once she's made that step of using sex to advance her career she risks being labelled as a whore forever.

She’s standing in the midde

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I am in a relationship and we are soon to be parents and I still have pictures of my ex/her girlfriends and masturbate to them

She has the #metoo eyes. Tread carefully.

heh, I'd probably give her $500 for that fresh pussy

Holy shit, you're a lucky man.

if she does it once, what will stop it from happening again?

Do you have so little dignity that you'd actually consider that? You disgust me.

try to get her down to 200 with the promise that you don't want head/anal/etc, to make it an easy time for her

Dude go get a job at Mcdonalds and pound that fucking pussy.
Tight and fresh
Just make sure its a not play till u nut deal, but rather like a 2-3 hr windows

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I used to jerk off in my face and sodomize myself with random household items when i was a kid.

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So about 2-3 years ago I went into my sisters room while she went to college and I would see the clothes she didn't bring with here and I would occasionally jerk off with them. When she came home not sure if she noticed once but in her droor I took her under wear and gave it back the next day with out washing it.

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Top panties are the type she had not a real pic btw

Keep up the good work

Noods