Guys help. Please fucking help. Please fucking calm me down enough so that I can call the cops...

Guys help. Please fucking help. Please fucking calm me down enough so that I can call the cops, because I just stopped the DM from murdering one or all of us...and not ingame either.

Has anyone here ever had to call the police before? I ran home with the weapon as quick as I could and locked myself in my apartment with the blinds all down. He might not know it's missing yet. Part of me wants to text the other players and let them know they need to run, part of me is scared that he'll hurt them or something before the police get here.

in b4 larp, I found a fucking loaded gun in the DM's room while I was looking for the bathroom.

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Dial emergency services.
Now.

>get invited into a man's home
>steal his possessions because you're a retarded leftist
He should have shot you.

Also 10/10 bait btw haven't seen anything similar for a while.

OP here I will post pictures as proof but the ones on my phone aren't working because it says they're too big so I'm trying to resize them.

Owning a gun doesn’t mean he’s planning to shoot you with it.

Fake and gay. If OP was actually in peril, they wouldn't be shit-posting on Yea Forums about it.

This, where WAS the loaded gun?

I know this is probably bait but I really don't want it to be

OP here took a picture and resized it. I know it's loaded because I racked it and a bullet came out.

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Just sitting out in his room in a corner.

This isn't some GOOD OL' BOY state where people need guns in case a wild boar or the KKK tries to rape them or something. Pretty sure it's not even legal to own guns here.

That's an air rifle.

What country are you in?

On it. I kind of panicked and hung up right after I told the lady on the phone that he'd been going to kill us but I grabbed his gun and ran off. I did give her his address though.

No. I racked it and a bullet came out.

Seeing as that's a pretty simple .22lr lever action, I think you just stole a man's legally owned gun and called the police on him.

Fucking sperglord.

Orange County.

He's in the US, look at the sockets on the wall.

Dude, gun ownership is literally a right all Americans have, it's legal to own guns in the states, and rifles are generally more legal than other firearms. Show us this bullet, and believe me you fucked up bad if you stole a legit firearm, that's a crazy serious crime.

Well first thing to do is to point the rifle in a safe direction, keep the finger OFF THE FUCKING TRIGGER, make sure the rifle is on safe if it has one and keep racking it until it's emptuy because I do not trust you with a loaded firearm.

Second, you call your friend and tell him what's happened because I can nearly certainly guarantee you he's just called the police as someone's stolen his rifle.

Yes you are absolutely legally allowed to own a .22lr in either Florida or California you absolute spastic.

>image search
>no results

user

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I thought I was on /k/ for a second.

>66449792
Breaking an entry and stealing is a crime, (you) literally just got yourself arrested op.

A thread, in which OP is either bait or a genuine criminal and the actual psychopath in question.

Who can solve this mystery? One thing's for sure-
OP is a faggot

sweet jesus op
unless your dm has a history of actual violence you've just fucking stolen his shit for no reason

This sounds like a good suggestion actually. Call your friend, tell him what happened, and go on from there.

OP is a faggot, and that is a lever action shotgun, which are legal to own in every state of the union. I'd tell him to shoot himself with it, but we already know he is fucking with us so there isn't any point.

Go eat a dick, OP.

>Be stupid anti-gunner who doesn't even know the laws of the state he's in.
>Spazzes out when he sees a rifle in someone's room, a perfectly normal thing in the US.
>COCKS the damn rifle, turning something that was potentially safe into a live, loaded ready to shoot firearm.
>Runs off like a spastic with it screaming about someone killing someone.

Congratulations, you've committed a serious offence. I'm a britbong and I know this shit, you got no excuse.

Congratz user you stole some guy's plinking rifle

I hope the police get you

OP what the fuck did you do to even think he wants to kill you?

It's a .22lr, look at the size of the magtube.

>tfw you suffer from short-term PTSD after discharging a baby-blasting assault weapon loaded with "cop-killer" rounds.

GIVE THAT MAN HIS GUN BACK YOU FUCKING MOGOLOID YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO LIVE IN THE SAME STATE AS YOU IF YOURE SUCH A BITCH THAT YOU CANT HANDLE THE SIGHT OF SOMEONES LEGALLY OWNED FIREARM YOUVE COMMITTED A MAJOR CRIME STEALING A GUN SO YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK, GET ON YOUR KNEES, SPREAD YOUR FUCKING CHEEKS AND PRAY THAT HE FORGIVES YOUR RETARDATION

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Those .22lr are small cos they're designed to go through body armour you know. I heard that in a film.

You are right, I wasn't paying enough attention. My point about OP eating a dick still stands.

And god help you if it breaks your skin, it will bounce around inside your body until you're a human kool-aid pouch

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Actually looking closer, that mag tube looks like a Henry style. You should untwist it and let the rounds out that way before clearing the rifle by working the action.

Also into the ground is a safe direction, not concrete, as I don't trust you at all you mongoloid spastic.

Picture I took to prove it's not an air rifle.

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Congratulations. Since you overreacted and did not think any of this through, you are either going to court, getting kicked out of the group, and/or are going to have apologize to your DM.

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please take your bait to /k/

>short-term PTSD
It still amazes me how that journalist was able to conflate anxiety with serious mental illness. Would you call it "short-term PTSD" if I had a dentist's appointment tomorrow?

cmon guys, this is extremely obvious bait. That being said, you're a funny guy OP

You fucking moron you are up to your eyeballs in shit right now.

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Indeed. Only a terrorist or a maniac would want such a diabolical thing.

To be fair all that proves is that you have a .22lr round. That said, if you are genuinely serious and not a troll, do what I've said above; unload the rifle by pointing it in a safe direction, unscrewing the mag tube and working the action, put it down in a safe place and CALL YOUR FUCKING GM AND APOLOGISE FOR BEING A MONOGLOID SPASTIC IDIOT.

Finally some fresh bait

Not /tg/ related at all but its new at least

come on, it's clearly bait.
>post a picture of the gun or we won't believe you!
>HOLY SHIT GUYS! HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A GUN! THIS TOTALLY PROVES HIS BULLSHIT STORY

How could one man be such a cowardly bitch

I heard a bird hit his window and he took to Twitter to tell everyone he just suffered his own personal 9/11.

Listen to this man, OP. You fucked up if you're not baiting, like crazy fucked up. Face the music.

OP is an anti-gun-control user falseflagging as a pro-gun-control user, complete with using images of his own firearms as 'evidence,' to try and make a political point on a board about tabletop games.
>tl;dr
OP is a faggot.

How can one user be so stupid as to believe a joke thread

Is theft a traditional game?

None of the images he posted get any results in google image search, so he's either fantastically dedicated or a real idiot. Either way I'm going to enjoy the ride.

Bait.

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>/pol/ shows up in the thread demanding the privilege to have the same rifle the military has so that nobody can stop them if they rebel against inevitable progressivism and start shooting PoC

Great...just...great. Look, if there were more than ten bullets in there, that's an extended clip and OP's DM is going to jail. Sorry not sorry.

The worst part is, this idiot will probably wind up shooting someone by accident because he doesn't understand basic gun safety

its some dude using his own gun I'm sure

Because he took a picture of his own gun you retard

But yes its nice he is putting effort into his shitposting

>Takes picture of his own gun
>lmao dedicated

It shouldn't be legal. OP did nothing wrong morally, the question is if he did something wrong legally. Either way I suggest breaking and burying the ugly thing.

>I ran home with the weapon
>I know it's loaded because I racked it and a bullet came out.
>sumptin_ain't_wite_heer.jpg
a-user... a... did you literally run around outside, in public, with a loaded gun outside?

Could you link me to the comments that suggest people should be allowed to own high-caliber assault rifles?

Only if it's detachable. Magazine tube and such are almost always exempt.

seconding this. did you just sperg out when you saw a loaded gun or did he have a bad fight with someone in the group?

anonkun is so retarded it's cute. Cute!

Most assualt rifles are in .223 though. That's a fairly small caliber.

They exist in his mind.

The fuck kind of abstract falseflagging is this? Why would you say that?

I wish /k/ would leave /tg/ for good. They make weapons not fun and are the epitome of that wheezy git who goes "buuuuht guuuys why can't my knight have a shotguuuhn?" The type who want guns in all fantasy and want guns to always beat swords or magic or arrows or everything else because they're so autistically obsessed with them.

He did do something wrong legally, gun theft is a serious thing.
Also

This. Here in the UK .223 is for foxes and such. It's barely legal for deer and most people will advise you to get a larger round.

>Florida Law: How much time would a first offender get for stealing firearms?
>The Defendant could face a number of charges. He could be charged with transporting a stolen firearm which carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison. Stealing a firearm carries a 5 year maximum. Larceny from a building is another charge that could apply and it carries a maximum penalty of 4 years in prison. If he is a felon, he could be charged with possession of a firearm by a felon which could result in 5 years in prison. Bear in mind that these are the maximum penalties, and that the actual penalty takes into account the prior record of the Defendant.
Neat.

I just don’t like them because they’re white

theft is morally wrong as well, no matter your bullshit rationalisations

This is...normal in the US? Just having a loaded gun sitting out? What the fuck, burgers?

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I dont like them because none of them are old enough to own guns

It used to be normal everywhere rural. My grandfather used to keep a shotgun loaded in the umbrella stand until he died of old age.

This, my grandfather had a shotgun loaded right next to the front door.

>someone tries to kill you
>go on an underwater basket-weaving board to ask for advice
Sounds like you need to let natural selection do its job

Does the gun have a registration number first of all?

I’ve got a loaded gun on my nightstand next to my alarm clock

OHNONONONONONONONO
WHAT THE FUCK?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU JUST FUCKING STOLE HIS GUNS WHAT THE FUCK?
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

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>oh yeah I'm in danger let me just post this on Yea Forums lol
Fuck off

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i mean, if OP is telling the truth he thought his life was in danger. so he should face no charges on account of idiocy

OP here again. The DM is kind of hard to get along with sometimes and he makes fun of one of the other players for being bisexual so I could see him murdering us.

Assuming this isn't complete bullshit, why do you think that your GM having a gun meant that he was going to kill you all?

Yeah, thats weird. In my El Europo part loaded storage is forbidden. Loading only allowed during usage, like on range, hunt or selfdefence carry.

The absolute state of the American right.

I keep a loaded ak laying on the floor my my closet.

An AK-47 is a tool

I untwisted the tube thing and shook the bullets out and threw away the plastic plunger bit so it can't be reloaded. I'm not calling him. Nobody needs a gun with more than one or two shots for hunting, those are my principles and I'm standing by them.

you have to make it a little less on the nose if you want people to believe you

>Hello, 911? I just stole someone's shotgun.

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>Live in a bad part of the hood
>Want to guard my friends during game night because I know they'll be walking home late and the tweakers come out at night
>Friend arrives
>'Take a seat, brb'
>Go for a shit
>Come back
>Motherfucker stole my gun
>Hear meth-rustling in the hedges nearby
Please send help! D4 caltrops can only keep the scag-heads at bay for so long!

All guns are tools though

>he doesn't have a spear used solely for fending off meth-heads at night

Don’t make me act a motherfucking fool

I don't care if it's false, I'm lmaoing real hard at this and that's something you won't get in a million trash generals shitting up the board.

If you're a fa/tg/uy and don't own at least two swords and a gun I legitimately feel sorry for you.

theres is 99% chance this is bullshit but the 1% it isn't makes this thread worth sitting through

No, it is the people who are tools!

Take a load at this esoteric baitardation.

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Agreed, fake and gay, literally knew to "rack" this type of firearm; pretending not to know anything as thread goes in. I honestly hope they ban this nigger.

I've got a bayonet!
BUT SOME MOTHERFUCKER TOOK THE GUN!

I got three guns and a sword plus a bunch of knives and a bayonet, is that cool?

>almost always

lol no. They just confiscated a bunch of those from some right-wing nut with over a hundred firearms. Your precious loopholes are gonna get closed and your weapons will be righteously crushed. The weapons of the new are are the fist and the vote, and these streets are OUR streets, not yours.

According to Pennsylvania Criminal Code, Title 18 § 3903(a), an offense is considered a felony of the second-degree, associated with up to ten years in prison, and $25,000 in fines, if you:

personally commit theft by unlawful taking or disposition, and the property stolen is a firearm;
receive firearm that was stolen by someone else;
retain or dispose of a firearm that was illegally obtained by someone else.

I am assuming you are an American, most states seem to say this is a ten year sentence that comes with fines. Your best bet is just to return the firearm and explain to your DM before he actually calls the cops and presses charges on you. (providing that the firearm still has it's registration number and hasn't been filed off)

Calm down, chief. We need guns to shoot white people. Don’t get ahead of yourself now.

>Tips shako

So the nuns in The Sound of Music are going to hell for stealing the spark plugs from the nazis' car so that they couldn't chase the family down? Because that's more or less what you're saying.

Your grandfather was a hick dinosaur who'd probably refuse to recognize my marriage, a stuffed-up old prick afraid of everything and everyone to the day he died.

>White people disarming PoC so they can use a biased system without PoC being able to resist
This is real white supremacy. Hitler grabbed guns too.

Fuck white people.

Your grandfather was also a hick dinosaur. Shocked none of you inbred kids ever peered down the barrel and pulled the trigger and saved the world the cost of your meth rehab.

are you fucking retarded, you absolute dunce.
>he has a gun
>clearly he wants to shoot us
why
Provided this isnt /k/ roleplaying as leftists:
You just stole a firearm, somehting you clearly dont understand, and ran around town with it.

Seriously this is actually pretty funny come to think of it.

My grandfather was an Oxford Don.

You have to permanently dismantle it, cut/saw off the barrel; that should do the trick.

>not owning high-caliber salt weapons no matter what people think of them

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Good God, kill yourself with it.

this is the most logical conclusion yeah.
the entire part where he fuckin just randomly found a gun in another man s(who he aperentl ydoenst know very well) house and just fucking ran off home with
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Fo real nigga
When it gets real niggas need to be packin

/tg/ is new Yea Forums, prove me wrong.

My grandfather was a secret colored and a piece of shit who left his family

Enjoy your felony conviction for theft of a weapon, dumbass liberal.

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Roll under your dex to shoot the DM

Leftists in blue states are straight up are immune to this shit, they can steal your guns, your signs, key up your car, grab your hat off your head, punch you, hit an old lady in the head with a bike lock, and get off with probation doing a few hours of community service for a leftist "community" organization.

Yea Forums isn't angry or political enough

this thread started off promising but its degenerated into standard /pol/ack leftist roleplay

boring

theres a german word for this called fremdschämen.

From ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

>Nobody needs a gun with more than one or two shots for hunting, those are my principles and I'm standing by them.

I hope you fucking stand by them in prison, you committed a felony you fucking thief

I also don't believe a word of your story unless you post picks of the dismantling the thing

>Guy gets a nice rifle for free
>Liberal

Wat

It is America so what you can or cannot do doesn't follow any coherent logic anyway.

Does it make your micropenis feel any bigger?

>I also don't believe a word of your story unless you post picks of the dismantling the thing

THIS

BREAK IT OR NO PROOF

Not any more, no.

>high-caliber salt weapons

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This. Pics or it happened not.

Yeah this is half decent. New bait is ...well still terrible but a new terrible

ebin thread my dude, cya on Reddit's front page :)

>this
Saw off the barrel

What exactly do you think the purpose of a firearm is, besides shooting people? What do you need a gun that holds more than one bullet for, besides shooting people?

First thing you need to do is put it in the oven on the 'Clean' setting. This will melt the firing pin and disable the weapon.

Feels good to absolutely obliterate a target with it, can't wait for the revolution.

To shoot niggers, duh. What are you, some kind of stupid fucking nigger?

What if I'm a bad shot? That 200lbs of food can be wily.

Nobody cares about the fake rights you instituted and claimed your false god gave you. This is about winning, and part of winning is disarming the losers. This isn't a debate, there's no fairness. You lost, we're taking over, and we're generously letting you live in OUR country...and yes, sweetie, that includes people you don't think of as citizens yet. They've earned it more than you, for sure.

I've never made a sawn-off before, is there any technical things to consider, like what kind of saw and how much I should remove? Also if the point is to make the gun smaller should I replace the stock too?

Shooting people. Things won’t always be good, user. You’d better get ready

This. That would mean he's dead serious, or commited enough to shitposting that he'd break his weapons

Please don’t disarm people. They’ll need guns to shoot whites soon.

My money's on OP seeing the rifle, taking a photo of it, and the rest is lefty /k/ roleplay

the technical consideration is the decade in prison for creating the weapon

Put me in the screencap.

DO IT DUNCE

>Nobody cares about the fake rights you instituted and claimed your false god gave you.
All rights are fake, but by claiming they are god-given the idea sticks longer.

The idea behind the bill of rights is that the citizens of the US must believe these rights are INALIENABLE rather than something GIVEN to them. This applies to all of them, including freedom of speech. By giving people the idea that they DESERVE these rights and that a government that doesn't obey that principle DESERVES to be overthrown, it becomes harder to get rid of them.

I know you're baiting but this is something a lot of non-burgers don't seem to get.

you realize shooting people isnt the only thign you can do with a gun right?
you can also shoot niggers

Maybe he's a big game hunter. Several rounds might be needed if you end up going against a bear since they will take several shots and well missing your shot is a thing.

I'm going to say it again, just don't do it, just return the firearm and explain the situation and hope the DM doesn't press charges against you, as long it isn't carrying ten rounds and has it's registration code on, it's a legal rifle.

This. OP will probably run for congress in a few years and get elected.

How do you reasonably expect to defend yourself with a firearm that you purchased with that direct intention if you have it unloaded, chain-locked, and in a safe away from your bed?

holy shit this is low effort.
im a literal /pol/ack and im embarassed by this, is this some 5D reverse-false-flagging?
Am i beeing jewed?

Hot take: firearms are better for offense than defense. A determined killer will usually kill you successfully, but a gun still helps you with stuff like revenge killings or irregular warfare

This. Remember the French Revolution? Remember how long it took before they had Emperors again? Remember how even when they kept removing those Emperors, new Emperors came back?

Yikes.

Sounds like the coldest take to me.

Have you never encountered a real leftist before?

You better hope that gun you stole was the only one, OP.

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Have you?

You don't. You buy a good lock, realize that material possessions aren't worth all that, have 911 on speed-dial, and embrace the superior way of enlightened nonviolence. Be like Gandhi, not Rambo.

>140 guns

OP about to get fucking First Blood Rambowned

You clearly have not if you find this larping at all convincing

firearms are a bad defense against murder, they are a pretty good defense against home invaders tho. Also robbers sometimes.
Classic case of tobacco stores getting robbed and the robber shot in the face.

Checked /k/ to see if he posted this thread there too. Found a few /tg/ish threads there which are way more interesting than this LARP.

Firearms in fantasy
When will usa start producing mecha?

Don't worry, no one knows the gun exists as it belonged to a dead relative. It is bulky as fuck though so little trim could go a long way.

>3%
>the same percentage of colonists who fought the British

God bless America.

>believing 3%er lies

I got a bridge to sell you, cuck

>You don't. You buy a good lock, realize that material possessions aren't worth all that, have 911 on speed-dial, and embrace the superior way of enlightened nonviolence. Be like Gandhi, not Rambo.

What a hilariously white and upper class way to view this.

>we don't want to take your guns, y-you privileged cismale caucasiasshole.

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>Most obvious bait of the century
>170 posts
I hate you faggots so much

Saw off is a myth, if you cut the Barrel you destroy the gun, do it.

>own 140 guns
>home invaders be literally tripping over all your guns

Personally I offer my wife's son to every home invader, it helps to ensure that there home invaders understand I'm non-violent. Then I ask them to sit down for tea so we can talk about where their lives when wrong and then everyone claps.

Even the shittest seed can grow into a mighty tree, user

Why do the poor cling to stuff the most when they have the least to lose?

Serious question here, do Americans really think it's okay to have a gun that could kill multiple people just...laying around their house? I'm sorry, but that mentality is just fucking foreign (literally) to me.

What an unironically classist thing to say.

who are you quoting?

>Burglar opens door
>Sets off a Rube Goldberg machine that fires all 140 guns

Enlightenment is bullshit and the material world is all that matters. Take what you want and fuck over people trying to take your shit. Play dirty and play hardball.

I got mugged in an alley once so I offered to suck the guy's dick and while I was doing that I stabbed him in the kidney and left him lying there. I don't even know if he lived lol. I also have a loaded pistol under my bed in case of emergencies and if anyone comes into my house to steal my shit I'm just going to drop them. Don't you know that you're more likely to get away with shooting someone if you killed them? The idea is that if you really feared for your life, you wouldn't hold back, so you're more likely to be acquitted in a self-defense case if you take out the other guy instead of kneecapping him.

You don't realize how much shit in the average household could kill someone, right?

>"TONIGHT: In a deadly shooting police are calling, 'rad as fuck'..."

They need the guns to kill each other.

Most things in a household isn't made to kill things dead.

Life in rural america is incredibly boring so they sit around fantasizing about shooting people on the internet

see

That used to be the case, but not anymore. Time's a different now, nobody actually wants to give a shit about anything and would rather argue politics or make obvious shitposts for easy replies from other like-minded people.

Why do you need a gun then?

Well sure, someone could grab one of my kitchen knives or brain me with a stick but nowhere near as quickly or efficiently as popping off a stick of bullets from a machine gun.

It's fine, nothing wrong about it at all. The only time people ever get testy about it is when children are involved.

Sure thing tough guy.

Not that user, but all Americans fantasize about shooting someone. Who that is varies, but they’re all thinking about busting a cap.

It helps when you can reliably kill someone with something as opposed to hoping for an accident when someone breaks into your home.

We can't all be Kevin McCallister, user

Because it is a deterrent that saves me the trouble of having to stab a bitch

OP, which country is this happening in?

Yes, especially in shitty urban areas where crime is high (read: niggers), guns become something necessary for self defense. And no, banning guns won't do shit to stop mass shootings since the USA has the biggest black market for guns

Leftists until they try inevitably to grab my guns after their latest false flag shooting.

Unless you really like going to nightclubs and popping pills, paying too much for rent, and eating nothing but fast food the country life is undeniably superior to urban living in every single way.

If I wanted to kill people entering my home I would boobytrap the front door with dynamite.

It's called the bill of rights, not the bill of needs, you little bitch

There are way more diverse and healthy food options in a city than in the middle of nowhere you have clearly never lived in one

Can't help but notice OP's been silent since we asked for pics of gun destruction

>I just found a loaded gun in my DM's house
>My first response is to STEAL A KNOWN LOADED WEAPON WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE
>I will then post this online
You're a fucking idiot, OP.

>popping pills

The urban centers arent the places committing mass suicide with opiods

Believe me or not, I don't care. I just hate people who try to act all smarmy and moral when in reality it's all pointless. Do what you enjoy and then die, that's all there is to it. If people don't like it someone will kill you and if they do you get old. Buy a gun, get an abortion, inject estrogen, inject steroids, do drugs, work out, cut off an arm and replace it with a metal one, fuck whatever you think is pretty, hoard all your money and use it to get richer. Live life until you go die but don't go acting like you know the answers to everything. That's how I've been doing it and I've been doing fine so far.

Hey, you do you.

Yes. The gun isn't going to kill anybody without a murderous or righteous will behind it pulling the trigger. That said, everyone's situation is different, I can sit here with this bad boy loaded leaned against my chair because I don't have kids, if I did I'd have it up on a high shelf with long talks about how any varmint who touches my gat is getting a whooping.

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I don't think the people dying to fentanyl are eating it.

Buckshot costs less to repair.

Hello Wong.

>the middle of nowhere

You mean where all of those "diverse and healthy" vegetables and meat are grown? Hmm, I wonder.

You know trucks and trains and planes and fridges have existed for a while now, right?

>he doesn’t trade his vegetables for meth

Not him, but doesn't that handily dismantle your own point? Any farmer can order shit from somewhere else the same way he grows turnips or whatever where he lives.

This user is right, OP is a fake and gay

He's either a fake or mind-crushingly retarded.
Probably both.

Yes, and I'm sure they eventually get to Taco Bell in your neighborhood. I can go outside, catch a trout, and cook it for dinner with veggies from my garden right now. You just equate "healthy" with vegetarian, because you're an urban retard.

I'm not very dexterous so just electric switch and a detonator would be the easiest sure fire method. With gun I think there would be harfer to set it up and buckshots probably won't kill so well through a decent door.

Sure, until you get eaten by feral spics

Excellent bait thread OP

SEETHING.

Yeah my brothers a gun nut and would often have multiple loaded weapons in different parts of his room. They weren't always loaded but had magazines always near by.

Direct ordering random shit is far more expensive than having a wide array of resturaunts and grocery stores

Most farms are big industrial operations these days anyway, its not random homesteaders growing things to eat its endless miles of a single crop (or animal) being harvested and shipped out

Stop being a pussy and set up claymores around your doors

More like simmering, like when I’m cookin’ meth, brother

You are genuinely delusional if you think taco bell is all that exists in urban centers

>implying feral spics aren't everywhere

They get beat up by the cops in the city.

For me it's shooting cans and targets and stuff like that in my free time. It's a fun skill hobby like archery.

You can have a bow. You don't need and should not have a gun.

What rights are you willing to give up so that he gives up his rights to a gun?

That's a lot more likely to happen to you in the cities than me in the country, and in my state I can no-questions-asked shoot them all the moment they step foot on my land.

Guns are for shooting whites. What are you, some kind of cracker?

>This is...normal in the US?
Yes and no.

Remember that the contiguous 48 states are a landmass larger than Europe, with 50 different legal systems and cultural mores. Thus, what is and is not "normal in the US" is a very hard to pin-down term, much as trying to say what is and is not normal in the EU would be.

In my particular region, which is almost 2,000 km away from OP's, if he is to be believed, such a thing would NOT be normal, and would actually be illegal. You are required to store your firearms in a secure manner, either in a storage container, or with a trigger lock.This doesn't mean it doesn't HAPPEN. In a rural area of my state, in a household without children, such a thing wouldn't be completely out of the question, as a tool for disposing of aggravating or aggressive wildlife. Such a thing would be seen as 'probably a bad idea', but wouldn't draw too much censure or alarm.

IN other states, it's completely normal, though, again, mostly in households where there aren't children present.

The reasons are complicated, and tied to a foundational law for our country that has been misinterpreted by many for some time, so it's an ongoing issue in America.

Wait if your were at your DM's house, why didn't you ask him were the bathroom was, more importantly how come you already didn't know since its likely this is not your first visit.

>t. lives in areas with "food deserts"

As a neutral mediator, I suggest gun-guy surrenders his gun, and anti-gun-guy surrenders his internet access.

Oh, I’m not that guy and I don’t live in a city, I’m just talking shit because you sounded like a smug asshole.

If guns are for shooting whites then why do they need so many of them in USA?

>rights to a gun
You don't have any, tough.

Fuck I don't need a bow either you know? Both are a hobby, they are both by definition frivolous and not necessary. It is legal in my country to own a fire arm and I am a safe and responsible gun owner. It's what I want and the rules of the country allow for it, so I'm going to keep shooting cans in my free time user.

Find me an example of a mass shooting where bows were the primary weapon.

>live in a concrete hellscape full of feral minorities and dirty cops
>a-at least there are ethnic food carts

In rural Ohio you can drive five minutes and get to any restaurant you want these days. Unless you want some kind of special hipster chow, the dining experience is identical in the country, and makes up for it with better scenery, cheaper land, more space, better people, and the ability to shoot cans off your own fenceposts on your own land without the police showing up.

Most people don't leave it out like that but just out of sight? Yes
Mine sits in this chest where I can yank it out and blast whatever faggot tries to break into my house.

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>It is legal in my country to own a fire arm
Not for long :^)

They get beat up by the lads in the country.

You don't get to decide that, and anyone who thinks they do will eat a bullet.

>in b4 larp, I found a fucking loaded gun in the DM's room while I was looking for the bathroom.
Is that it?

Actually, he does now.

Scalia helped get through a ruling in 2008 that "ACTUALLY, the Second Amendment HAS applied to personal gun ownership the whole TIME! Despite the 200 years of legal precedence that says I'm full of fucking shit!"

So, as of 11 years ago, he does have the right to own a gun and keep it at home (assuming he's not an undesirable)

>I-I'll shoot you i-if you disagree with me
Why do you think people don't want you to have guns retard?

It's right there in the Constitution, now what are you going to do about it?

Crecy.

Agincourt?

Why is it always so difficult to grasp that guns are for killing things? Sometimes you need to kill things, Especially if they're reciprocating that need. Why do people assume that people are going to act mercifully while they've already overstepped their bounds?

Not really.

>Muh piece of paper
>Can't name a mass shooting
No wonder Antifa scare you guys so bad.

Because you fear the power of the individual, being yourself weak, and desire the collective to hold all authority? The point remains that whoever comes to take my guns will receive them bullets first, and bayonet if need be.

>a bunch of glass jawed faggots who attack bystanders and children
yeah, i'm fucking quaking in my boots at the thought of running into those cunts in a dark alley

To shoot other whites

>Because I am insane and scared shitless, I should own guns! I'll shoot you too, I-I'm not larping
Cry more. You'd soil your pants if the most onions filled antifa cuck came stuttering and stumbling after you with a bike lock.

>Not really

District of Columbia vs Heller, dude.

Holding
>The Second Amendment guarantees an individual's right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.

As of 11 years ago, the Right finally got their "muh guns".

I don't know man, there people this idiotic in real life, its always a 50/50 game its masterful bait or just real life autism going into overdrive

Is.. that a common thing? I have one nearby most times but I thought it was just paranoia.

Sounds like they didn't honestly.

The Second Amendment did apply to personal gun ownership the whole time you illiterate shitskin, the Founding Fathers were prolific writers and provided extensive context, up to and including Washington owning a girardoni rifle that was an early precursor of modern semi-automatics as well as Madison's letters to a citizen stating that the intent of the 2nd Amendment was for citizens to personally own arms for their own defense, including cannon, because the citizen wrote to him expressing a desire to purchase cannon to defend his merchant ships from pirates and British pressgangers.

Here comes the angry amerimutt. You can tell he's one by how he uses shitskin as an immediate go-to insult, to deflect away from his own brown heritage.

And you're an autistic retard who will die alone. Ta.

revealed yourself as a false flagging /pol/ack because only right wingers remember or care about a single bike lock assault 4 years later

A fucking New Yorker pretending he knows anything about guns...but hey, at least you can kill babies until the moment of birth right?

If you need guns for personal defense, isn't that indicating that your police system needs reforms?

The 19th Amendment will be repealed before the 2nd.

>Y-you're falseflagging
Whatever you say /k/, won't stop you from shitting yourself when the cops come to grab them and take you to the asylum.

Spoken like a man who's never been outside his home state.

>Hicks think this is a good thing

like what, equipping them with teleporters or precognition?

Nah.

>he doesn't know about the Crecy mass shooting

Yeah but Americans will never admit to it. The only thing you'll get is them getting angry because grrrrrr they don't beat up enough minorities grrrrrrr

>he unironically thinks guns will ever be forcibly mass confiscated from law abiding citizens of the united states

Of course. meth heads are notoriously bullet proof so you have to get creative

>He unironically thinks he could stop crying like a bitch long enough to ever stop someone from pulling it out of his hands and smacking him with the end of it

Why? All I'm trying to say is that to ME the purpose of a fire arm is to go out into the woods with my family and plink away at cans and hanging saw blades. I'm not trying to defend the moral righteousness of guns or anything like that. I had no say in that decision and frankly don't really want to contribute to that conversation. I'm just a simple US citizen enjoying one of the many rights afforded to our people. I'm just enjoying what I got... and also not going out and shooting up hordes of people in my free time. That's why I have cans.

JUST LET ME SHOOT MY GODDAMN CAAAAANS!

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That's a piece of paper backed up by more guns and people than in the entire Chinese armed forces, and that's just among the civilians, not counting the vast majority of police and military personnel who support it.

>scared of soibois

Antifa isn't a threat outside of cities where the mayor is on their side and nobody carries a gun.

You forgot laser eyes.
I don't know man, it just seems to me that there's some pretty deep problems if citizens feel unsafe.

Tough, you don't need it, and it's a danger to everyone around you. Grow

grrrrrrr you try to touch our paper like you did the last twenty times and this time we really will mean business!

The only one crying here is you, the one triggered by gun ownership. You know you have no way to remove my firearms, or my rights, and thus you rage impotently against this impediment to your effete, globalist dream. Stay salty, snowflake.

Yes, I know.

What does the government's boot taste like?

An American is exactly who should be commenting on the Constitution you dumb Commonwealth or EU faggot.

>That's a piece of paper backed up by more guns and people than in the entire Chinese armed forces
Hasn't stopped them from passing plenty of laws restricting it so far, huh?
>Antifa isn't a threat outside of cities where the mayor is on their side and nobody carries a gun.
Cities are all that matter, so that's fine by me. Nobody cares about a bunch of countryfags who will never hold any political power.

It's a shame Yea Forums scrubs exif data. I would've loved to call the cops on your punk ass.

>I ran home with the weapon as quick as I could and locked myself in my apartment with the blinds all down.
>aka I stole a gun from my DM

Obvious bait, but if it isn't then you're the criminal here.

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>The only one crying here is you, the one triggered by gun ownership
>IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I WILL SHOOT YOU SNOWFLAKE I WILL USE VIOLENCE TO ENFORCE MY OPINIONS
lole

t. Salty Amerimutt. Maybe learn to read the constitution before you try to comment on it.

That's a really bad argument. Many, many pictures don't get results on google images, despite being downloaded from somewhere on the internet.

>your gun is somehow an impediment to the globalist dream

LOL

If anything your gun helps along the globalist dream because you are content to jerk off to it and tell yourself it means youre free while your rights are stripped away and your job shipped overseas

Its a security blanket

>It's a danger to everyone around you

Spoken like someone who's never had anyone teach them basic firearm safety or is purposefully ignoring the many, many luxuries in our lives that endanger others. Good news is that it isn't too late for you my friend, ya just have to stop being bitter and grow as a person :)

>having a loaded gun means you're planning to kill someone

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How many firearm accidents happen every year in the US compared to, say, in Germany? Or Norway?

It's a 22 big woop. Show the rifle or you're fucking lying.

How big of a cuckold do you have to be to only do something some old career politicians lets you do?

Governments don’t give you rights. You’re born being able to do whatever you want.
They can only take them away.

Shooting home intruders works pretty well already.

They can try, and they will be shot.

Enjoy watching your mom get raped by Muslims.

Try it and find out. The moment you reach for someone else's firearm they are legally considered to be defending their lives. Dropping a man isn't any harder than dropping a feral hog, you know.

>I'll shoot u
>hope ur mum gets raped
>Have an opinion? more like get shot lmao
>W-why aren't my politics getting popular support?
Stay seething righty.

Isn't it a bad idea to have a gun layimg around loaded or is it fine if you have the safety on and you're not a retard?

Asking people not to be retards is a tall order.

>What exactly do you think the purpose of a firearm is, besides shooting people?
Shooting animals, shooting targets, shooting other objects like cans, just collecting

Five bucks say you're a /pol/tard who's trolling for (You)s.

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Adjusted for per capita gun ownership and level of training? Haven't ever seen anyone crunch those numbers but would like to know as well. My point is that with some basic training (like is mandatory where I grew up) accident rates drop significantly in the same way that more automobile training requirements improve automobile safety. These are luxuries in the same way that a private auto is a luxury, people will die because of them but we can minimize that number while still allowing them to own them

Hunting, dissuasion, target shooting, collecting, practicing metal working, etc etc.

Also you can just stamp out a gun at home if you felt like it. It's really not that hard.

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Dude we have states the size of European countries with fewer police per capita than those countries. You ponder on that for a moment.

>depriving somebody of the right to defend themselves is somehow moral
Yeah lets see how long you hold that belief if you ever need to live in an area with dangerous animals or you find yourself living in an area with high crime

I'll give you a hint. Adjusted per capita, for Germany, it's 1/15th the rate as it is in the US. 'Basic training' doesn't really do anything. Not having guns reduces your chance of accidentally shooting someone or yourself with a gun by 100%.

...
Please tell me you are joking. The 19th amendment was the Prohibition of Alcohol. As Wisconsin has a flourishing economy you can see that the 20th Amendment already repealed the 19th...

how is any of this /tg/ related. what the fuck happened to this place.

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Check in with your doctor bud, he's getting worried.

>yuropoors actually claiming they know more about what the founding fathers intended than the actual founding fathers

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The actual purpose is to shoot anyone who tries to exert tyranny over you.

Nah.

Not in my state. Then again, I wasn't old enough to remember much of the AWB, but if it hadn't been repealed this generation would've probably cowabunga'd over it. Just a quick reminder, though, that our votes matter more than yours (just ask your girl Hillary), and that we hold all the food production, all of the oil, and all of the force. We own you, you're just marketplaces and designated nigger containment zones.

How are you going to take my guns from your Muslim-infested hellhole? Go on and try.

Funny, our rights have been protected (thanks to Trump's appointment of massive numbers of federal judges) and our economy is going great while other countries are growing bankrupt, and our jobs are coming back because our corporations can't just ship them to China or Mexico anymore. Thanks to our guns, we've forcibly resisted liberal policies and passed laws that ensure our populations will grow while that of liberal states will shrink. We've won, sorry snowflake.

Per capita? Hard to say, nobody really reports most NDs anyway.

>popular support

We won. Stay salty. The purpose of having guns is to shoot people who try to disarm us. Don't like it? Find another country.

Incorrect. You even got your own EXAMPLE wrong.

Madison approved a LETTER OF MARQUE, endorsing a private citizen to purchase cannon AS AN ENDOWED PRIVATEER. He didn't say "any fucking person could own cannons", he said "THIS GUY can buy cannons, since he is now acting as an agent of the United States government."

Here's the thing. And it's a complicated, controversial thing. The Second Amendment does NOT apply to private gun ownership, because at the time, it literally wouldn't make sense to make that a rule. Every adult man, by law, was a member of his local militia unless exempted on religious grounds or unfit nature. And the vast majority of men owned weapons for hunting and protection unless opposed on religious grounds. They were an assumed privilege.

The second amendment does NOT guarantee the right to own a gun in the same way that the first amendment does not guarantee your right to a tongue. Either you have one or you don't, that's not our problem.

What it DOES cover is your right to "bear arms". Which does NOT mean "carry a gun whenever you want", it means "to carry a gun for military purpose." In the aforementioned supreme court case, the pro-gun lawyers attempted this argument, that "bear arms" could be used in a non-military sense. And when questioned for sources for that claim, they admitted, IN COURT, that no such sources exist. There are NO texts of the period that reference 'bearing arms' as anything other than serving in the militia or fighting for your nation and land.

Indeed, the Supreme Court of Tennessee DISMISSED a case, with the stated logic that "A man in the pursuit of deer, elk, and buffaloes might carry his rifle every day for forty years, and yet it would never be said of him that he had borne arms; much less could it be said that a private citizen bears arms because he has a dirk or pistol concealed under his clothes, or a spear in a cane.”

>More larp
>IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I WILL SHOOT U!!!!!!!
>Still wonders why his rights are being stripped away by others

Can you provide some evidence that states that firearm training has no effect on impacting firearm accident rates? Simply saying it is so does not make it so and that has been the center of our discussion since my first comment :)

Out in sight not usually, people mostly keep their guns in or near their bedrooms if they don't have a dedicated room for them. Some states have laws against keeping them loaded along with requiring a safe but to be frank its likely just lip service and most owners probably a few lying around out of sight just in case.

how the fuck is this legal!?

Evidence provided. See: Germany vs US accidental firearm death rates.

And about adjust for extrinsic factors too? Socioeconomic status, training, age, etc?

Of course you're don't care for those do you?

Hey man you have to obliterate meth heads since their nervous system is redundant meaning simply stabbing them won't bring them down.

Ohh...that was the 18th and 21st Amendments I was thinking. My bad.

It doesn't matter if it's legal. Anyone can do it and there is nothing short of banning basic tools that would stop it.

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Got the state wrong
Got the COAST wrong
Got the laws wrong

You must be from Alabama.

because they can not afford to lose what little they have you absolut retard

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It's why I use an Axe. Because Decapitation works on just about everything.

Link it or you don't have a source.

>And about adjust for extrinsic factors too? Socioeconomic status, training, age, etc?
I don't think those would really matter in regards to accidental discharges. Unless it's common for Americans to let under-10 year olds around guns and being lower-class just makes you retarded around firearms. As for training... Germany requires training and has 1/15th the number of owners.

>like 300 instances of self defense uses of guns per year
>30k gun suicides a year
>we need them to be safe!!

The only things the /k/ larpers are shooting is themselves

It would be funny if it wasnt tragic

well you better have good money because stealing and ruining somebodies personal property is likely going to get you a good fine and this is before the federal charges

>M-muh source, link me a source so I can deny it
It's literally a google search away. Are gun owners so stupid they can't find the source? It's probably even on a wikipedia page.

>LARP

Nope. This is the normal viewpoint over here, and it's why the AWB was cancelled and why virtually every state now has legal Concealed Carry. Gun rights have vastly expanded over the past decades, and it only takes one Supreme Court case with a 5/4 Conservative court to get rid of the NFA and restore legal machine guns. Not that those were ever hard to make in the first place. Name one right you've stripped away. You're welcome to disagree, but if you try to force my compliance yes I am gonna shoot you.

You mean the place with more intense firearm acquisition and training requirements has fewer accidental firearm deaths when adjusted per capita for ownership? This goes directly against what you are saying my friend :)

you missed the part were he claims he dismantled it

Link it adjusted for firearm ownership and not just population because I bet America has more than 15 times more gun owners than Germany even with population adjusted for.

aftermath.com/content/accidental-shooting-deaths-statistics/
They do matter.

>being lower-class just makes you retarded around firearms
Surprise!

Anyhow accidental guns deaths are barely a blip compared to something more horrific like fire deaths.

>I'm not larping, I'm not larping, I'm not larping look I will shoot you if you disagree with me but it's not larp.
>W-we can undo the bans and restrictions you've already put in! Now name one you've ever put in.
Peak American posting. It's like a country of schizoids.

wtf i love guns now

Who even cares if retards shoot themselves? Why would that impact my rights?

If you're making the argument, you source your data. I guess you never did well in school since you were too lazy to cite your sources.

Let me guess, you also just changed out some of the words in a copied essay so it's totally not plagiarism.

The saddest thing is that this thread reached bump limit faster than any other on our lovely board.

>Adjusted per capita for ownership
If you do that they have about the same rate. And that's only with legal cases too. Americans really are dumb.

formerly good

Yea Forums's population SURGED following its media exposure in the 2016 elections thanks to /pol/'s Pepe memes and pro-Trump stances.

Like, I wanna say tripled or quadrupled. So a lot of those people came specifically seeking a right-wing or alt-right website, either to join, to fight, or to study.

Given that, leftist or right-wing, true channers love trolling, it's resulted in a large uptick of politically motivated posts to bait both sides into lashing out.

Thus, we have nigh-endless proxy-/pol/ wars, either because an idiot on one side or the other says something to piss off the other side, someone starts something LOOKING to piss off the other side, or what have you.

And no one can back down, because that represents ceding the digital space, and thus giving the other side the "win" in the given battle of the "culture war" that they've locked themselves into.

>uhm source? give me a source I can't google give me a source now. No I refuse, facts hurt, and if you link it anyways I will deny it.
And the right keeps wondering why the best ground it gained in the last few decades was.... the lowest unemployment rates for black people ever. Lole

america owns half the guns that exist on the planet and they are never going away
gun ownership yesterday
gun ownership tomorrow
gun ownership forever

>300

500,000 to 3 million, at least equal to the number of offensive uses of a firearm. All according to Obama's own CDC in a study he claimed the NRA was trying to stop.

>We hold all the food production, all of the oil, and all of the force

Sure you do, tiger.

Who cares about suicides? If they were going to kill themselves they would do it somehow and I don't see why I'd want to make it more painful for them.

Damn Strait.
We don't want to end up like that Sci Fi Country ruled over by a mega city.

"I'll give you a hint. Adjusted per capita, for Germany, it's 1/15th the rate as it is in the US."

This was your post my friend. Were you too focused on being ever so clever to recall it or have you just had a long day? Regardless, I hope you get a good night's sleep tonight!

First off some animals require multiple shots just to kill, take for example grizzly bears which have been known to survive shotgun blasts to the head and lets not even touch polar bears were even countries that limit guns give people really powerful weapons due to polar bears being that bad. Second off you might need a bigger mag due to possibility of facing more then one person with police help being far away (hell in cases of rioting the local mayor might decide to tell the police to stand down or they might be to busy dealing with a chimpout hence why you get cases such as roof Koreans)

Great work OP!
Even though owning a firearm is legal most people cant be trusted to not go on mass killing sprees!

I stole this from my GM last week and he hasn't said anything yet... figured I must have saved a few dozen lives!

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>War has changed
>It's no longer about religion, ethnicity or ideology
>It's an endless series of proxy-/pol/ wars

This is either a brilliant false-flag/troll send-up, or a hilariously bad choice of slogan given the historical record.

Either way, top-notch work.

proofs

well thanks for making it obvious your baiting, but in that rare case you aren't then how about you practice what your preach and hang yourself

The eternally seething foreigner.

>This was your post
You... You realize it says adjusted per capita, as in population right?
Have american classrooms replaced english classes with ones for practicing what to do when a school shooter shows up?

Curbstomping anti gun niggers is always worthwhile.

Nobody ITT is anti gun you are just circlejerking against larping strawmen posts

ITT:
>/pol/ gets BTFO by one faggot who hates guns

>True Yea Forums is left wing

It was always libertarian bordering on anarchist you dumb newfag. Ron Paul was the original /ourboy/.

>one faggot larping as a cunty libtard shitposts all afternoon while slowly and sensually stroking his sbr ak
fixed that for you

It was apolitical.

There are more guns in the hands of American citizens than ever before. Gun ownership is going through a massive renaissance. Are you not paying attention? A few years ago grandpa might own a shotgun, now every boomer dad and zoomer channer has an AR-15.

Yes, especially when you live near the woods

reason.com/2018/04/20/cdc-provides-more-evidence-that-plenty-o/

Here you go.

Seething

Do you know how easy it would be to stop all food coming into New York?

>reason.com
>'Reports that were never published and regarded as worthless'
Imagine believing this.

>stroking
>sensually
>that form 4'd short barreled
>threaded and suppressed
>ak 47
(you)

My friend I don't know if you're pretending to be a fool for attention or what. In your first post you claim that the adjusted per capita accident rate in Germany is 1/15th of that of America. In your subsequent you claim that they are the same when adjusted per capita then try to be clever. This is an embarrassing oversight on your part and you then keep trying to provoke me by saying I am from somewhere that I'm not. Get some rest if you're tired and re-read your posts if not!

More like ITT foreigners get btfo by armed fa/tg/uys

>My friend I don't know if you're pretending to be a fool for attention or what. In your first post you claim that the adjusted per capita accident rate in Germany is 1/15th of that of America.
Yeah. For population, because that's what's relevant. If you want to adjust it by gun owners, too? They maintain the exact same rate of accidents relative to America. You should really learn to read statistics.

It never was. It was always about hating mods and censors and the slimy establishment.

lol its a fucking telephone survey of 5k people extrapolated to 3 million unreported crimes being stopped by firearms per year

>I can't be damned to pull out sources so instead I'll use a red herring hoping he'll get pissy

You are really just that desperate aren't you? Also look at European elections. Get dunked on.

>can't even ITT correctly
>gets called an idiot and sources on why he's an idiot

Everybody dies alone

>grrrr I have no argument so I'll scream for the source and then deny it as valid!
>W-what why isn't he doing what I wanted
Cry moar

Any Google search for CDC DGU (defensive gun uses) will give you the same results. Obama had the CDC try to classify guns as a disease and do a study intended to provide support for anti-gun legislation, it backfired by showing how common gun ownership was becoming and how many defensive firearm uses there are. So he tried and failed to sweep it under the rug, incompetent faggot that he was.

>They make weapons not fun
Probably because they are more intelligent than you and have basic knowledge that you should be able to grasp.

White people ruin everything

Absolutely
> S E E T H I N G

>we

You don’t hold shit, Cletus. Agricultural corporations do, fucko

Unfortunately, they won't. Amazing how the numbers range from 300-2.5 Million, but only the lower ones actually use reliable methods and the big ones use literally guesses or telephone surveys. I wonder why that disparity exists...

Best line in Dresden Files tbqh

Are there seriously cowards on this board that don't own guns?

>doesn't understand what constitutes a corporation under tax law is but throws the word around anyway

>user's friends bewildered as user fucking runs out of the DM's house after using the bathroom
>even more confused when he texts them about how they're going to die
>never associate with user again after having the police come expecting a hostage situation

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>Reliable methods

According to who?

>using a weapon that a literal child can use to kill people
>calling other people cowards

lmao

Please tell me all about how your taekwondo can defeat my S&W.

you say that yet not even dems dare to try to fuck with guns that much despite how much they complain about them

He didn’t say true Yea Forums was left wing.
Learn to read, rightfag

>start crossing the street
>get hit by a car

wow, nice gun faggot

Sig shits on S&W, you faggot

>a toddler can use a gun but you can't
oh no no no

>citations needed the post
>even anti-gun websites post lower suicide statistics

Gtfo

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My friend I don't know why you're choosing to be so rude when your statistics are ambiguous (at best!) in your postings. I'm going to leave this thread now as I think that you will continue being purposefully evasive in your responses so that you can be hateful in your subsequent replies. I don't know why you are like this but I also hope that you will get better in time :/

Have a great night everyone!

>get's called a retard
>S E E T H I N G

Are you ok retard?

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based mods

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>still using a red herring
>wahhhhhhh see he's crying!
>still can't produce a source
Are you ok? Did you eat lead paint as a child?

>when you're losing the argument so you report that thread
>it just gets moved to Yea Forums
SEETHING COPE ABSOLUTE BTFO LIBTARD SHITCROW BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD

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I butt dialed the police once, turns out there was a murder happening on the next door. My butt saved my life.