Ask a paramedic anything
Ask a paramedic anything
How many penis like objects do you have to remove someone's colon?
Why are you gay?
We don't remove impaled objects unless it obstructs abc
Yep
You enjoy breaking peoples ribs?... The sick EMT's I used to ride with would see who could break more in a month.
have you ever seen a brain?
What's the worst case you've came across?
If you don't break the ribs your doing it wrong
What's your general location? What kinda shit do you see on a day to day basis?
do you have an overall positive or overall negative impression of your dispatcher(s)?
what's the standard procedure for when someone gets run over by an ambulance?
why the fuck did you get into this shit job and how soon are going to be able to escape it
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ever have sex with a dead body?
How many od's a day do you see and how many die??
He said you can ask him anything, not that he'd answer anything.
Yes
Downtown city
If I see an ambulance drive by with its lights on, what it the probability that there's a dead person inside it?
What percentage of ambulance trips are taxi rides for old people?
What percentage are junkies who just OD'd?
Most make it because it's easy to not let someone die from od, all you have to do is breath for them
Most lights and sirens are empty on the way to a call, we generally don't transport any dead bodies unless we're working them
Working them? Does that mean harvesting them for spare parts?
Timestamp photo or you're lying.