Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
Stuck in a Time Loop Edition

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeq5MPXgAs4

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The ride never ends?

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ooooooooooooh phuc

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Aw :3
K den

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so pale

beady?

be nice tonight pls :(

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>TGIF
Wait a second, it isn't Friday at all.

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That's a tiny neck

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Here you go

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Me sneak? Never.

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Peace was always an option! °˖◝(0 ▿ 0)

( o - o) At least it's *my* days off...

For you.

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>Stuck in a Time Loop Edition
Oh no! Does this mean I have to go back and do all my errands over again!
Nooooo (camera pulls back out of Nessa's shouting mouf)

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You're a sweetheart! :)
Do I even fit in there

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owie my head

thanx x

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Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

If you had... one shot...

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuh7s9fw0ro

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I understood this reference.

Good for some, I suppose.

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No, you just take the sweater, I'm not cold.

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you've come to die

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I may know what it's like in england now after having so much rain the last week or so

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these celeb treads have reached new levels of mediocrity

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MOM'S SPAGHETTI
MY PENIS IS CHAFED ALREADY

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>tfw I got to bring friends
What did you do
O-ok
Thank you

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Just a week of rain?

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now that is sexy

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As long as you're staying out of trouble, qt!

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(; ꒪ ▿ ꒪) Uhhh, you're not permitted to bring additional companions!

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that girl's hair game is on point

>a week of rain

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They're not my additional companions..

well it's usually dry the rest of the year and any moisture we get instantly turns to snow because of the elevation
and im happy to see you, hows things?

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so close

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>not being green 24/7

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmqauitBkM

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:O
I've missed you

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you just dont know who i am

;3

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Always...I'm a wholesome angel! Just like you...BOOP!

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I have my suspicions
But that's not the point ya dummy

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Neener!

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Good for some. I hate the rain. Mind you, I think I hate the snow about as much.
I'm even happier to see you, petal, believe me. I've missed you. My things are good. Busy, but good. Nothing to complain about, really. How are your things?

How she get all those strawberries on her head, tho?

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well thanks for missing me,i never see you post saldana normally so i missed you too

too what?

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Hi Jennanon! How are you today?

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Hey, you.

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just drinking things don't worry
been so long since I drank it didn't take much

I still post, but I have so many qts to get through. Gotta hit my quota

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She is a master chef, and her secret ingredient is transferring her positive thoughts and vibes DIRECTLY into the food. :~]

Look at this masterpiece, slightly warmed up broccoli. Could you prepare such a dish?

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shes too good in "losers"

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You're too precious!
*boop*
Have you eaten, qt?

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Fucking nasty WHORE

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who is this? she seems cute

my yard has sprung to life it was so thirsty
so my world is green and wet
thanks for making me feel loved user, i needed that
I'm doing perfectly, i hope you dont work yourself too hard

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to emptying my balls for her

I haven't eaten yet QT 3.14, probably going to make some cheeseburgers, do you want one?

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Kira Kosain

are you talking about girl in pic
who is she

Kira "Misa Campo" Kosarin.

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I dont have to keep who i am a secret if you really want to know lol

I'm sure I wouldn't even know where to start. Her hair's pretty in that pic, tho. Just as an aside.

Green and wet. Sounds lovely, tbph. I'm almost jealous. I do feel like it must have its perks, living the way you do.
As long as you're doing perfectly, I'm doing perfectly, too. Promise.

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But she hot as shit

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Don't say that lel
I really wanna know but the mystery is most of the fun
If I can't figure it out for myself then I'm not worthy

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she's got the fake bud goin in the oven on 250 for 3 hours to sell to the 6th graders up the street

m.youtube.com/watch?v=weAPJCAmDRU

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its going to be a big one

Kira Campo.

;------------}

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>the mystery is most of the fun
I'm glad someone gets it.

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How is everyone doing?

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Attempting to bribe me with a nummy cheeseburger, Neeners?
I'll have to confiscate one of these. For evidence.
Be sure it has onion, pickles, and a little ketchup.

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HERE'S AN OPTION

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lol alright user
but someday you'll figure me out i can feel it

hope you don't overdo it (:
I don't want yor head to hurt

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Hi! I'm good. How are you?

And hello to you. Picture posting once more, are we?

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kek
ironically I thought it was you for a while, you both disappeared around the same time

I'll grab my detective hat

I'm probably gonna stop after this one anyway, unless I'm given a compelling reason not to

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All's well. How are *you* doing?

That's an awfully long nose, if you don't mind my saying so.

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omg the sky just opened up and poured out a lake on me
Ill take the beauty in chaos over ugly perfection any day
just dont leave me alone, promise?

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>14 minutes into the movie.
>I'm already crying cause no Emma GF.
(; ω ;)

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Very *good* thanks!

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going to plaster that face so much its going to drip down to her perfect tits

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I've thought long and hard about it and I've come to the conclusion that I clearly don't actually know what ironic means

ohey jennanon

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>Kira Campo
I don't get this joke tbh

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Do you want the onions chopped up and mixed inside? Cheese? Roll or bun? I have chips or garlic fries?

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You know the rules and so do I.

thebarchive.com/b/thread/796729372/#796731949

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12 spurts for the goddess

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I'm pretty good, had pancakes, got chased by BD, rode bikes, went to the beach, almost got eaten by a shark, caught a ride on a boat, then I came back to some fuckery, and a time loop. Now I'm here.

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Pre-Google reverse-image search days, on /r/ so many people requested pictures of a model named Misa Campo that it became a meme that anyone who asked who a model was we just said "Misa Campo".

tl;dr IT'S A MEME YA DIP

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Won't give you a reason since I'm gonna leave now too, it' sway past my bedtime tbh
Goodnight :)

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dream of smiles smilefu

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i know her

youtube.com/watch?v=JZ5Dink4V28

Good, I'm glad.

>take the beauty in chaos over ugly perfection any day
I'm actually going to make a note of this line, if you don't mind. For my writing. That was absolutely inspired.
I'll always be here for you, petal. I promise. And even if I'm not strictly *here*, as in, in the threads, you know where you can find me.

Hey, I meant the nose on the face you made, not the nose on the girl. That'd just be utterly impolite.

Nah, if it were up to me, she'd be blue.

Mm-hmm. Back out of the shadows, so to speak.

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Go nuts, qt. I trust you!
I'm sure it will be perfection. Just like you.

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Uh-oh... Here comes trouble. :)

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good man

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I don't know /r/ memes
I'm just here to jerk off

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do you have kik or disc user?

You flatter me too much, if it sucks you have to eat the whole thing and pretend you liked it though. I'm slaving over here.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMayAfYlN_k

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Would fuck her so hard

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why yes

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i love all your sixes today.
Im happy you liked that one
I havent lost you yet so I think we're safe

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dis good but kyoto better

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>Buy a $60 chair.
>Find out I basically have no use for it.
>Would be a hassle to return.
>$60 is $6,000 in poor people money.
(---------- __________ ----------) Wait for me, Harambe...

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>$60 is $6,000 in poor people money.
fuck you

do you mind posting either?

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>the 7s are a-comin'

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I know better than to interfere with the master chef while there's cooking going on. But I can chop as well as anybody... Let me help, silly.

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souppy#2592

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We were born just in time to experience it. O . O

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hearing rumors of an iggy sextape leak

anyone seen?

Where are her clothes?

I love all your everything, every day.

No trouble here. I'm entirely wholesome, I'll have you know.

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Go rest on the couch and drink up, I'll handle this.

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*waves*

Sounds like quite the exciting day!

Did you enjoy your covert operations?

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nvm I saw it, it was ASS

>Katherine will never actually dress like a cat.
(^・-・^ )

( ^・-・^)

(^・-・^) I see no God here...

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Aww you're too sweet

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stop being obese
m.youtube.com/watch?v=waamwC558-A

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wanted to fuck her since vinyl

>born too late to experience the height of the fax machine
>born too early for robo-waifus
>bron just in time to watch me fail at gets over and over again

She looks confuzzled

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Stop bullying others.

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It was, you were missed today by a bunch of anons.

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wow jade looks good

awh, you say that to all the pretty girls

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I like
can't top the OG for me tho

youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY

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who what where when ok bck

flıpped.png

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mmmmmm repeating numbers

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what?

musıc?

All diseases were created with computer.
All wars were created with computer.

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Eh, close call

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close

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WEW

You were close this time, at least.

Only you.
Well, I'll be honest. Not *only* you. But only the smallest handful of people.

She might, you never know.

It was fun, I have to say. I'm liking being back in business, tho.

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"Halston Sage...", says the cat, "...what are you doıng here?"


youtu.be/mtWWo1ac1Yw

...and off to the races...

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Booted out of the kitchen for starting one little fire? Wow.

Well, that is a relief! I'm glad your days of taking advantage of poor anons are over! I'll just sit my drink here. and go to the restroom real quick!

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fuck off hollywood. No one cares.

What I lack in results I make up for in determination

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Foods ready. And if I was going to boot you out I would have kicked you out instead of giving you a bottle and telling you to plant your sore behind on the couch.

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me on the left

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Im one of the lucky ones at least

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Did she fuck Mobi or not?

>you on the right
>me on the left

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sucked his dick and everything

Your pic looks super cute

They shouldn't miss me so much! I'd never leave for too long. Well, apart from my months long absence...

What defines back in business?

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pls

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Prove to me you are real.

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and?

and what?

ı dunno

youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w

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eat a chewy sandwıch, noseıgoblın

haha imagine if she sucked my dick and left that lipstick all over it haha

nosegoblın*

eıght?

vat?

Back to being easy to spot, I suppose. There's other business, too, of course, but we don't need to talk about that.

I don't know about luck, petal. I think you earned your way. By being such a beautiful little thing.

I see you. Trying to tempt me. Not tonight, tho.

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Smells wonderful, qt!
I've washed up and I'm ready to nom!

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gimme dat iggy

On her 18th birthday or before?

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name of this slut?

"nobody hęár but us cats", says the squırrel

youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w

You a'ight white bois.

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it's trash don't bother

this is what I'm best at
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTp5PH8ot6Q

>admonishes Hollywood in thread of ladies barely any of which make a good living there
Harvey a free man soon, don't give him any ideas

Wall to wall paid jlaw trolls, the horror!

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Columbia was the best girl