Faces of Yea Forums rate me

Faces of Yea Forums rate me

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Yep, that's pretty much what i expected

4/10 at best at the moment.

Gym, change hairstyle etc you’ll get to 6/10 easily

why is your head a fucking circle/10

Incel/10

But in all seriousness,
4/10, do what this user said

Stop being such a Jew cunt.. yeah that rat face gives it away you a Jew

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dirty russian

m8 you look all good 7/10
wouldn't go gay 4 you but

What Snapchat filter is this?

Moon/10

Why'd you cover up your boyfriends face?

Oblivion/10

It... It's you! THEHERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!

Oblivion character/10

Thanks [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]

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kek

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age?

cold/10

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evening brothers

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r8 m8

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Height?

ethnicity?

a proud, circumcised jew

5/10

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not true!

195 cm.

PL, age 23

Looks about right.

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Most brown looking white person ever

that's brothers/cousins/fathers/grandpas to you..

because you're inbred.

They all died in world war 2 from the Nazis. I haven't seen my brothers in years.

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how did you not die?

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4/10, look underage. If not underage then low T for sure

Grandfather fled before the war ended since most of my bloodline was killed off anyway.

Oi such a handsome young mensch. Tell me ira, are you single?

Oh it's one of those pathetic faggots who has nothing to be proud of so they take pride in their relatives achievements and war stories

and ready to mingle

They wasn't soldiers, they were regular people and farmers.

None of us served.

you're a funny boy, you know that

>Faces of Yea Forums rate me
David Berkowitz/10

I'm not trying to be funny, but...Thanks

underage b& kiddo

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are you hitting on me?

Farm boy*

Depends on your age :3

can i get a roast or rate anons?
6.75/10 Not a huge fan of the haircut though. Age?

you look like the type of guy to beat someone up then circumcised them then chant one of us one of us

Nice rate thank you pal
36 years old

I want to succ you

there's nothing to roast
you look like a background character in a New York subway

There was literally nothing said about war stories or pride.

What's with anons being edgy assholes lately?

Rofl fuck you ;)
Nice description

Max. Get the fuck off of Yea Forums. And tell Maggie to stop being a whore.

This pictures a couple months old and I’ve lost a bit of weight since then

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wtf are you talking about?

5.8/10, not bad, kinda decent really.

Left is most recent me, right is about 2 weeks back. Which does Yea Forums prefer?

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Try to smile
-Eyebrows
-Glasses
currently 4.3
But there is potential

I look a lot worse when I smile here’s a picture from about a year ago

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left

stop with the retarded glasses, and you can make it work..

Post left hand pic

Dude I need glasses I can’t not wear them

>swords
>axes
>musket

Whoa there buddy, better not start any trouble with you that’s for certain

Beta/10

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then get good ones, contacts of you absolutely have to, but those rectangle ones always look awful on anybody

Honestly glasses tend to look like shit no matter what and contacts don’t work for my eyes because they’re the wrong shape

7/10, probably a ruralfag

Not true!
Actually your smile is cute
Btw. This picture is way cooler and better than the first one

Well you’ve just got have some swords

agreed

3/10. You are one ugly motherfucker. I can't even tell if you're a man or a woman.

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gaet desiiiiignnnnerrrr then, Jesus Christ

he's an ugly woman

That's mean man :(

Thank you both of you here’s a picture of me being a nerd

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Age?

Don't listen to him OP he's jealous

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I’m not paying for designer on top of the £300 pounds for my lenses

You better establish a career as a movie producer, as that is your only avenue to getting laid.

but the glasses used, save up.for the lenses, and get your optition to clean the used pair

Howdy

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You look like a scuffed James Franco.

Really? So I look marginally better I have glasses that work fine and I’m not waisting my time and money on my glasses when I only need frames to hold bits of prescription glass to my face.

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Plus anyway if I’m not meant to get rectangular frames what should I get?

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why do you think 20/20 vision people buy glasses without the lenses? glasses distorts your face hugely, and I believe it's crucial imo. your glasses makes your midsection look bigger (when you want it small), making your nose look longer, and since it's rectangle, it would either make your eyes look like it goes outward or too close to your nose and whatnot, depending on your prescription..

roast my retired at 40, boomer ass Yea Forums

mache alles

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You mean they dont?

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Honestly that’s more just my face my eyes are a bit wonky and they’re a bit spaced out, but again what kind of glasses would you recommend?

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some refer to face shape, some refer to nose jibber-jabber, I have my own little system:
if you want to look friendly and approachable, go rounder, and if you want to look sharp and straight to the point, go square. but do take into account haircut and clothing..

I can't explain, but I'l try: it's like an art piece; all the little pieces compliments the bigger pieces, and the bsd pieces makes the good pieces look twice as good, and you need to find a balance..

Idk, I just try to find the best shape for me and find a celebrity that wears the same shape, just as capitalism attended it. I like big pairs of glasses, but I'm sure you can find smaller pairs.

Ready to have my feelings hurt

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before and after doing crack

You must be pretty fucking ugly and fucking stupid to use a google image instead of posting your real photo.

Ik you. you use to go to inver? I can't reveal much for your privacy sake..

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>abandoned thread

IHE?

Correct actually!

18, 19 in Oct

40s can't be boomers retard

>showered
Sorry =P

Never actually seen it before

Virgin for life. I can't really see any woman every wanting you. Not trying to be mean, but face is fucked, your hair is shit, and it looks like your missing part of your skull.

Just ugly

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The filter didn't help.

circumcised or uncut?

holy shit it's young Gad Saad

Evenin’ m’goodboys

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Looks like you're having fun. Do you go fishing often?

cute/10

Don’t be too rude...

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Awesome

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Nice haircut bro

Now that's what I call Jewish

Was this your MySpace profile photo from 2004? Please don't tell me that is a recent photo.

>Black vail brides
Calm down there sport

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I'm cut

Are you glad for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring from it?

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You look like the jew on family guy

you look very annoying

Allahu Akbar

This pic would be better with a cock in your mouth.

Nice legs

Can we get a pic of your twink asshole?

School shooter/10

dont block your face

Columbine/10

6.5/10

Be honest.

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4/10

Thanks user, but I personally think guns are too quick and easy

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You've done nice work in you mom's basement. Cheers.

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hunk/10

you look like felonious bolus

habeas corpus ya feel?

4head/10

Me

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You'll have a long life of no women, lots of pimples, and lots of porn.

This guy lives in Lazytown

8/10

cam u and just be

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

boobs?

Kek

a face worth cumming on

Kek

I'm 17

Tranny Mohammed

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me

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reverse image search exists you know

Age of consent in my state is 16. So, I'm shooting loads all over your pretty little face. And licking you asshole.

wow Kik? would tap LOL

What kind of voice do you have? Low one or high one?

Thanks?

Let's see you asshole. I would let you suck my cock any day. I would pound your ass.

>i'm 17

You fucking idiot.

moon/10

my thoughts exactly
KEK

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You need to be 18+ to be on Yea Forums

burn victim/10

Fuck off nigger.

Man i made a vow to never ever post myself again but fuck it
I got converted to crab people
I’m here to make all of you crab people

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She's going to eat my cum, so she can be anywhere she wants.

or you scared away?

Charming but not attractive

Top or bottom?

I was cut at birth, so I can't really say I miss it since I don't know what it's like to have it.
But yeah I got a brownish ring - thin as in depth to the center of the penis? From where it starts to where it ends (closest to the base to closest to tip), if I am hard it is generally about an inch, sometimes longer

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What?

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No. No underage V& in my Yea Forums!

Reee

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ha ha ha nice work
YEAH

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Jew/10

you all look like fucking gay chad-lites

these guys are truely ascended. masters of the board

Are you a top or bottom? You're gay?

This is toothpasta
>:(

10/10 knife

8/10 beta

You probably could get a gf

Pretty sure you've had your fair share of cocks.

i’m none and not everyone is a faggot like you

Nice swords/10

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Tumblr/10

You know you like cock. Stop denying it, I'll dress up like a pretty little girl for you.

cut your throat next

Maggots crawling out children’s eyes / 10

Would fuck/10

No u!Based

Chernobyl/10

Easily the cutest on this thread.

this is the only selfie I have of myself.

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Jesus Christ, really? No filter?

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Hello, John Snow.

wtf are u are u human?

Right, that's a fucking creepy looking fuck.

bet you've got a giant circumsised cock

Me in the middle

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Kik: redhilfiguer

It would be average sized.

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how did you know

Kek

See
kek

Fucking kek

Me :D

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what's your definition of average?

Cute. You have a nice style.

5 inches

hey Denny
10/10

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Me

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you know the rules user. TITS & TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

Lol you look like station from bill and Ted's
>STATION!

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By god he’s right

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4/10, look like terrorist

Here goes nothing

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Ass or Tits?

tits

benny blanco is that you?

I don't know what you are but I'm sure that you will die soon

this niggas head.....

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?

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10/10 in my books

are you into being free down there or do you do a bit of manscaping?

Benny who?

What i got

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Robert?

How big are you?

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Sex

post dik

5.9"

Your mouth is very fuckable. I want you to tongue my ass and balls.

Fuck you to whoever keeps answering as me
My cocks bigger than that but you guess the height correctly

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Cock size or height? I'm 5'2" and my dick is 5.5"

This is not me, so knock it the fuck off.

how big is your cock then :3

How big are you? I enjoy both men and women.

5.5"

7 inches
fuck off cunt

How about you?

I'm no way 7 inches, def. 5.5 inches. I would luv to see your cock.

no

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You look like a different version on james franco

Nice posters btw

Grow a beard, and take care of it, all I can say mate

5.5 inches, bigger than average

its skin is smooth

are either of your parents hobbits? Just asking, not trying to imply anything.
BTW, have you ever worn shoes?

gender? Legit can't tell

Who the fuck you talking to? Just yelling at the entire thread.

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Hey, you dropped your drivers license

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was wondering this myself... thought Yea Forums was glitched or some shit

5.5 is the average.

Robbaz face reveal?

what is your hair routine ?

It a bit bigger then average

why do I always get the faggiest responses

Thank you, it's fairly thick.

because you look like a faggot

I was thinking the same thing. Yikes.

You look like a moomin with Gwendoline Christies hairline.

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To the gay guys on here, you're very fuckable.

good one troglodyte

Dont have one. Why?

Me before the "big night"

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He’s a good boy

Cute, would bang/10 kek

shut the fuck up nigger lover

is it circumcised?

Your nose look like u snort cum

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People will tell you you're ugly. All your life you'll hear it. It'll seem like all everybody cares about other people is their looks. But trust me when I say it isn't.

You have potential. A lot of potential.

Study hard in school.
Grow a beard.
Get a good job.
And get a good life.

And even if no one will ever fall in love with you...

It doesn't matter.

Because you should only live your life for yourself.

Fuck. Humanity.

Stay strong.

7/10
10/10 would braid your hair

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We are analingus
We are erection
For fucks and for sake
Expecto potati