Why is fellatio more popular than the most enjoyable and tasty sex act for both parties...

Why is fellatio more popular than the most enjoyable and tasty sex act for both parties? do men really hate giving cunnilingus to women?

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The fact that you don't think vagina is gross shows just how badly your brain is damaged.

>cunnilingus
>tasty
>enjoyable for both parties
No u. The reason you eat a girl out is so she'll return the favor.

that's pretty gay

Somewhat. I've known quite a few straight guys who love women, and even married them, but admit that vagina is gross but they still like it.

Doesn't make sense to me... damn things look like facehuggers or worse.

What's not to love? playing with her pussy with your tongue while her fluids are in your mouth is wonderful.

No, it isn't.

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explain, why is it okay to make a girl suck your dick then if going down on someone is so gross?

Word of advice, a girl will stay with you if you know how to eat pussy, plus she'll tell all her friends about it

i enjoy it. not my favorite taste but its a dirty act which gives me a raging hardon. feeling how wet her pussy is k owing im about to ram my dick in there gets me fuxking hard as fuck

Because it feels good. Most girls don't enjoy sucking dick, but they know guys like having their dicks sucked. It's the same the other way around.

> going down on someone is so gross?
Going down on a girl is gross, not guys.

Vaginas are grotesque wounds filled with blood, flesh chunks, bacteria, fungus, fecal matter... just no...

Now it's one thing to bear with it if you hate it because you know the person you're doing it to will love it... but to actually DESIRE it? Step back and think about what it is you're putting your mouth on.

You guys are major fucking faggots by the way

You're a beta cuck.

lol pussies are gross? that is the gayest shit i have ever seen.

fuck off, homo.

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Penor washed and pampered

Vagina washed and pampered

It's lick and suck clit time

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A natural part of the human body made for sex?

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based

>for sex
Exactly. It's for sticking your dick in, not putting your mouth on.

Seriously though... I've always wanted to ask someone this question...

Why do you make fun of gay people just for being gay?

If you think about it straight guys like the frailer/weaker sex and yet gays like the stronger sex. You're attracted to weakness while gays are attracted to strength.

Doesn't that make straight guys weaker than gay guys?

So you just ignore all the attributes of it and focus on SEX SEX SEX? Glad I don't have type of thinking.

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but sucking dick is a-okay so what the hell.

I dunno about you, but I don't want to suck dick either.

So don't make a girl suck your cock, you prick.

I don't "make" a girl do anything. That's called rape user.

its a figure of speech. gays are fine.

It just offends the Mike Pences so goddamn much. actual homos are fine. fragile ass masculinity that rages at the accusation is the target.

>filled with blood, flesh chunks, bacteria, fungus, fecal matter... just no...
This is bullshit

It's not actually. Feel free to Google it.

yes it is.

source: pussy eater.

Alright then, which part of my statement was wrong? I'll Google it for you.

I dont like licking pussy. It tastes weird. That's pretty much it.

google any thing you like. have you ever seen a photo of a pussy "filled" with the grotesque items you listed?

do you think there is some kind of conspiracy that candid or amateur porn all wash out this mess before photos and videos are taken?

jesus christ. vaginas are self-cleaning.

>Why is fellatio more popular than the most enjoyable and tasty sex act for both parties?
It's not. That's just porn. Porn is usually dick-centric.

>do men really hate giving cunnilingus to women?
No, but Yea Forums is about to act like we do.

flesh chunks, fecal matter, fungus, blood, bacteria

unless you eat her out on her period and even then three of those aren't true

also, its an acquired taste. like alcohol or weed. no one enjoys the first one, but you learn to appreciate the nuance

Vaginas are filled with bacteria naturally.

Penises are sterile, as is everything that comes out of it.

You really need me to point out why putting your mouth on one isn't the same as the other?

People are attracted to what they don't have. Being attracted to strength means you are weak.

No part of the human body is sterile. We are walking bacteria farms.

>implying oral sex is a mutual act

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> What is microbiology?
You don't honestly think vaginas are "clean" do you?

Bacteria, and fungus are ALWAYS present in large amounts mixed with their fluids.

Blood is present most of the time, more-so during menstruation.

Flesh chunks are usually only present during menstruation but can linger for a little while.

Fecal matter is present a large majority of time in small amounts due to cross contamination. (Worse if they wipe back to front.)

Being attracted to strength is a hallmark of evolution.

Man I've liked a lot of meat before, it's actually gone the other way for me. Was okay to begin with, then i just didnt enjoy it. Some of my mates likes it, some dont. But like you said, its a very special kind of taste.

All these people against eating pussy will happily eat ass though.

licked* dont know why it changed that to liked

But those things are always present anywhere you touch. Ever wiped your ass after taking a shit? The concentration of those "bad" things is way way worse than any pussy.

I don't go around licking my asshole.

You shouldn't make out with anyone ever then.

What's the source of these Bump porn pics

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i wish i knew also. they are from a time long ago

Damn :/