Anyone got any tips for making jerking off more enjoyable? What are your secrets for getting better orgasms

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pay an escort with a fat ass to sit on your face and make you lick her asshole while mocking you for paying.

i can cum 3 times in 30 min like that if she's good at smothering me, and the last one is like a race against the clock because i've only paid for 30 min and she tease me about kicking me out.

Rush + oxygen deprivation from smothering = best orgasm ever.

it's addictive tho.

I prefer jerking off by slamming my cock inside of a woman’s mouth or box. Does it every time

>taking a hair elastic and puting it around your cock and balls.
truth

Sure virgin

stop larping. its not the same.

use your other hand

>I prefer jerking off by slamming my cock inside of a woman’s mouth or box. Does it every time

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how tf does that make it better

do it with a girl
its called sex

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say it with me
>I would B E R R Y my dick

You have to hang it over the bed until it falls asleep first. That’s called “the stranger”
>the more you know

berry

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>this
i bought one and it was great, but i wore it out
bought another one that was too big and dont use it so i basically have a giant rubber pussy in my closet kek

You have a "G Spot" up your ass OP...take the hint, and forget shit about "gay". if you want an orgasm that is better than a drug frenzy, stimulate your Prostate while Jerking off.

Use icey hot and or ben gay.

Trust me, best orgasm ever.

Sauce on pic?

a thumb up your arse is good

buy your female friends' used bras to jerk off with and cum into. most of my friends are flattered when I ask and sell it to me fairly cheap. it's a fun high to jerk off with the piece of fabric that once caressed their breasts

shit bait is shit

No. I'm sure they're creeped the fuck out but making a buck off a perv for something they were throwing away was worth a story to the girls at the office.

Actually I've heard this before but I guess it takes forever and even then usually doesn't happen.

literally do it all the time but ok

choking myself feels good

male stripper here so most of my friends are sex workers or cam girls so it's a different realm. sex should be a fun experience.

mutilated amerimutt detected

>most of my friends are flattered
>implying you have friends with that creepy behavior
You bought those online with your neetbux, faggot

Virginal af

microwave a banana peel and allow it to cool slightly to body temp. dip it in vegetable oil and use it to stimulate your crinklestar, it feels exactly like a rimjob. i do this all the time when im on the road for work and am not with my girlfriend to make her chow down on a can of my man ass.

>male stripper here
proof?

>not mutilated
>not american
you do realise the frenulum isn't touched in a circumcision?
>no sex ed southern american detected

ok
ok

Take a big breath and hold it while you are cumming.
Angle your legs whicle you are cumming.
Move your pelvis and try flexing your prostate.

Years of experience in frequent masturbation here.

Who knows they could be dogs that just appreciate male attention even if it's from a creepy virgin

how do i prove that to you?

Instead of using your hand
put it a girl's vagina

media. fotos and stuff.

This is a real thing i have been doing it since i was 11.
Rub the transitional parts of your head to the rest of your dick, its the most sensitive part you have.
It probably doesnt work well if you are circumsized as you loose quit a bit of sensitivity

>you do realise the frenulum isn't touched in a circumcision?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis#Penis_frenectomy

The frenulum may be cut when a male is circumcised. This may also reduce the size of the frenular delta. The frenulum was reported to be cut in 26.7%, 20%, and 33.33% of circumcised patients in various surveys

Plus, removing the foreskin make your frenulum less sensitive, as it does for your glans

check em

rekt

Maybe
How much did you pay then?

This

200-250mg diphenhydramine (benadryl). If you can fight past the drowsiness, the orgasm is intense.

Agree with all of this. Favorite part about the egg is that it lets me fap hands free, either by putting my dick between some pillows and thrusting, or by lying on my side and essentially humping my mattress. An extra free hand means double the nipple play.

Ice cold can of beer under ball when you are about to cum.

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normally just 20-30$ for each one

I know it's been said, but prostate play is awesome. Just by having a plug inside when you cum improves things by a significant amount.

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You need to be more specific. Icy Hot is best on your dick, but Ben Gay is heavenly on your balls.

Using both hands

It's even better if you shave them first.

try this

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I feel like you'd need a huge dick to do that

Jerking off while hungover >>> fucking while sober