Confess them sexy and sleazy secrets

No.

Kek!! What did she say when you told her it was just sleep kicking user??

you have to do it every night now or she will get suspicious

Once I ate a whole box of lucky charms just to myself. I didnt even use a bowl, just opened the bag and poured the milk in. All the spoons were in the sink so I just used a measuring spoon

how drunk or high were you?

my bank pin is 0122

I'm dying from diverticulitis and an about to burst appendix along with a failing gallbladder; i have about 2 years until it becomes fatal and perforates my organs. I'm not seeing a doctor on purpose as this will be my death without suicide and letting nature take me out. I smoke cannabis to manage the pain and sickness.

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Forgot to add so i don't seem like some fat fuck. I'm 22 and 170 lbs just got unlucky

I assume you are American?

A burst appendix is going to kill you in a couple DAYS, dude.

Being american because my body is shit? Lol

At least I've been extremely close and sociable with family as of the past 5 years. Painful as a bitch and ready to see that land that's rich.

No because in America you couldn't afford to fix yourself anyway.

Seriously go get that appendix removed you are already looking at septic shock. You might as well cut your throat and die in peace if that is your decision.

Regularly sucked a guys dick and more for money throughout university. Some weeks that money was the only thing that put food on the table. Didn’t hate it, but haven’t been tempted to do it again after graduating and getting a job.

Why is that?

Why tho

I've been trying to summon demons again and I don't remember how

I want to pin down, fuck and impregnate my sister whether she likes it or not

jack off to my exes and my sister.
so much porn out there but they just do it for me like no other.

Ages 12-13 the school bully used to make me suck his cock. I swallowed his cum for more or less a year on a daily basis. Didn't realise I was getting abused until I was a bit older, he got expelled never saw him again after that.

ages 14-15 I was the school bully. would make this little faggot suck my cock everyday and he always swallowed. got expelled and never thought of him again

Ages 35-36 I was a school principal and i kept hearing weird noises coming from the bathroom; thought it was just some kid shitting and in pain so I'd always walk away it wasn't until a student burst into my office saying that some kid was sexually assaulting another. expelled that fucker and did shrooms with the art teacher. Never saw or heard from that faggot ever again.

why is that a secret?

Ahh...good old Yea Forums

Found a milf escort who looks pretty much exactly like my own mother, fuck her once a month for about 3 years now with full roleplay, fuck her bareback now and wanna get her pregnant, got her gangbanged by niggers one time as well.

The shrooms part is at least.

Ages 70-76 I was a school janitor. I once paid a school bully to force some little faggot to suck him off in the bathroom. I'd listen to it and jerk my decrepit old cock in the next stall over. The little retard wound up getting busted over it and expelled, so I had to go back to drugging and buttfucking the kid in the art closet while the principle and art teacher would getting stoned out of their minds. None of them ever found out about that.

Fuck i snorted, you bastard.

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Why not save your money and just fuck your mom?

I ate my sister in-laws pussy last night

copy pasting from the other thread
raped a 12 year old girl
>friends and i are drinking
>happen to know she has a crush on me through her sister
>sneak her a couple drinks
>everyone is passed out upstairs except me and her
>start kissing her, she's into it
>put her on her knees and take out my dick
>shes reluctant but eventually gives me a really bad blowjob
>really drunk, really impatient
>put her down on the rug and take her shorts and panties off
>shes asking me to stop
>nah
>take her virginity
>shes begging me to stop the whole time
>eventually she just shuts up
>get her back on her knees and cum on her face
>shes literally catatonic while i wipe the cum off her
>massive wave of guilt and regret
yet we kept fucking for another 3 years and she was in love with me

Dad wont let me

why

She was flirting with me

I've been trying to kill myself with medicines and alcohol for months, bad time to discover is that my body is really resistant to them.

You lucky fucker, I've been trying to kill my kidneys for months but the fuckers just don't die no matter what I take.

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I wank to videos guys fucking each other in a toilet then go tinder for women.

Wow, a literal cuck. Your fetish is shit btw.

why don't you just shoot yourself?

I don't live in burgerland and a gun is too expensive for my broke ass. I just want to sleep and never wake up again.

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That's not what a kidney failure feels like, it's more like extreme pain for weeks/months and a horrible slow death.

I do enema every day

I know, that's why I was trying diazepam and clonazepam before I discovered that I can take a dose that can kill a horse. I believe it's one week of suffering before you die though.

why even kill yourself? rob a bank and either you succeed and your problems are probably solved or it's suicide by cops. you'll win one way or another

Don't do it unless you have anal every day. It's actually pretty bad for your gut flora.

proof women love rape and rape should be legalized

I don't have a gun and can't buy one. I also don't want to make my family suffer even more with all the shit that's been going on with them.

I think everyone jacks off to their exes

Mine is 8376

buy an airsoft

and their sisters

I’m bored, here’s my number xx
+44 7305 140028

nypa

Married, in my 30's and have an Asian wife. Her friend got high with her the other night and they talked about a threesome with me. I'm trying not to spill my spaghetti and fuck up the chance, but even setting up a venue would be incredibly difficult. She's married too, and we all have kids. She's also Asian. I've already fucked her solo and she was incredible in bed.

I've touched my stepsister in her sleep pretty much everywhere when we both were 14. Like pretty much every night.
I'm sure she wasn't asleep most of the time as she sometimes would come home late on the weekends slightly drunk, come in my room and lie next to me, change the TV channel to some softcore porn shit and magically "fall asleep"

Yes, yes it is.

That must have been hard I'm very proud of you.

I don't have any sisters, but I'm sure I would too if I did

I'm seeing an older milf and when she calls me a good boy and gives me a seductive look I feel a happiness that I haven't felt before.

One time I put a finger in my bum

You could hang your self its painless I do it all the time

Fucking hell i love the shit out of all of you my Yea Forumsros

Kept an 8 year old girl as my suck-slut until she was about 12. I'm probably a little sad that it can't realistically be topped

i was raped by my brother at 9 years old when he locked me in a room with him and held a knife to my throat im a 24m now

I shot a man in Reno.....just to watch him die.

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

rt

It has gotten to the point where I always carry my suicide note in my motorcycle suit pocket. I ride my bike every day. And can't decide when, or whether i should do it...

I stabbed a man in Mesquite for a Klondike bar

I got ip banned from Omegle 8 minutes after entering the first video chat today. Someone really decided to report me for being ugly, and I'm not even nearly as deformed as most of the people on this board.

We will be the judge of that. Post your ugly mug fam

Edgy. I would play a game that has you as the protagonist. Providing it turns into a psychological horror/thriller.

I'm 40 with no kids.

I wish I could call you crazy but I understand you user

You gonna be 40 with no kids paying an alimony check my nigga

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I ate jay leno's ass once

Dude. I want to believe.

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My mom started putting her finger in my bum and would rub herself while we showered when I was 8. It escalated over the years and only stopped because she died unexpectedly. I've never told anyone, she said it was a secret and I dont want to ruin people's memory of her. I miss her so much.

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My older sister kept bringing this young boy home with her and let him have sex with her. He was propably like 16 and she 28. I found it really hot knowing what was going on. I wish I had the same opportunity as a horny teen

I shot a man in Reno

Only if you break your neck, otherwise it's 2-3 minutes of struggling before passing out. It's not what I wanted but it looks like it's the only way.

but what exactly was your motivation

Just to watch him die?

more?

To observe him expire