Any army Yea Forumsros here? If so I have a problem...

Any army Yea Forumsros here? If so I have a problem, will be leaving for basic in T-minus 30 days and oh boy I don't think I can go 2 months without jacking it at least once any helpful tips? what do??

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put your toothbrush in your butthole haha poopy

Marine Yea Forumsro reporting in
It's actually easy af, I made it all the way to month 2 before feeling the need to fap did it 3 times in boot you'll figure it out ;)

No that's gay U fgt

Not catching your vibe but ok....

My vibe was unless you set your mind specifically on fapping, you're going to forget what fapping is due to the way basic is.
Also why didn't you join the best branch?

To puss to be a marine but how did you get away with doing it three times?

Save some porn on your phone

you won't have the energy to fap

So why the Army then?
I waited till everyone was asleep, and then I humped my hand silently

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so is being unable to leave your dick alone in a platoon of men you beta panty waste

To pay for college and neat idea

Oof

Stop spreading your autism

dont worry user. in basic you dont even have enough time to THINK about choking the chicken

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Every branch pays for your college dummy
Why did you choose the army over the other branches?

obviously you have never met a degenerate slob before

They give you this shit called saltpeter makes u not able to get hard still be able to get horny tho

Oh yeah I forgot ab this
There might be something in the peanut butter shot that makes you less horny idk

Something like that

yeah and also acronyms mean you're a hard ass lol cool

That's literally the reason but I didn't choose Navy because I don't like water didn't choose Air Force because I'm afraid of heights and I didn't choose Cost or National Guard because that's just a glorified police force

Stfu I'm more fit than you ever will be in your entire life fucking incel

What mos did you pick?

FAKE HAVING BONE SPURS, FAGGOT!

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You're going to hate the military and realize you made a mistake.

I give it 6 days of BMT you'll be "suicidal" and get the boot.

MP lol

Not a bad one, if you reinlist you'll probably get to do some fun shit, but your first enlistment you will definitely be guard post jamal ad nausea.

Hope you like security guard work, because that's what you are, get use to door shaking and stupid questions.

youll be either way too busy or way too tired to fap. if you really need to, just jack off in the shitter

Honestly you’ll go like pretty much the entire time without the need to (almost) just expect to be a fucking retard on boot leave

Nice

Don't think they have stalls where I'm goin

Honestly you're a well paid security guard, no complaints there for a first job.

yeah

Don't worry you'll be surrounded by other horny Bros who won't mind helping you out

Honestly though, I think you don't think it be like it is but it do.

BMT sucks. I was Air Force but it's the same shit only different nomenclature and the TIs say "what the piss" all the time, which you wouldn't think would be a mindfuck but after 6 weeks it kind of gets to be weird.

If you want to stay in the military, go out of your way to not get injured.
You probably won't have time to fap, BMT is a simulation of the activity level of a full on fucking war for 6 weeks only it's completely controlled, and you're not getting fucking bombed. when you're thinking you can't handle it, think of that.

dont worry about that, i havent got a boner the whole 2 months i was there, you wont need it anyway

>Air Force because afraid of heights
Most jobs are on the ground though

No just no

Thanks for the advice

Oof ok

You don't sleep much at first and the rest of the time in basic is spent catching up until it's over. lol.

Also word from the wise, gain a good 5-7lbs ifyou're skinny already, food doesn't go down so well at first . You don't realize it but no matter how much of an athlete you are, you're being more active than you have ever fucking been in your life so eat your fill Ft.Sill has decent southern cooking.... don't eat the cake if you aren't allowed to eat cake. We got it once when we all set a pr on the track.

Yo you'll be too tired to jack it. Navy boot camp arguably the hardest mentally but easiest physically and I was still to slumped to beat it. Only did on the grad day to say I did.

Kek I wish I was going to Sill I'm Fort lost in the woods bound (Leonardwood)

Ew never been there. Army training bases that arent Ft Sill seem dingy. OK takes care of the 45th and they put a lot of money innit roads are nice all around, but Lawton sucks, drunk indians that think they're mexicans..

Kek