If I have one drug pill in my pants, is there a chance that airport security find out

if I have one drug pill in my pants, is there a chance that airport security find out

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Of course there’s a chance. How bout not taking pills druggie?

Very little chance. Very very very very little. Carry running shoes and put your pills / rosin under the insoles, they don't take them out even during secondary screening. That's only for explosives.

if dogs

hide it inside your penis hole wraped in tin foil

ive never seen dogs in my airport, its like one pill I want to bring. I am not trying to smuggle a huge package and make a market out of it

Depends OP.

If dogs then don't.

I work at a airport and I see dog catching a sniff and trust me, they always believe the dog.

If there isn't any dogs then you're golden, airport security is mostly for the show and so that the people in charge can show bills and throw blame around when something happen.

Im a bit dumb but can you explain how dogs can sniff pills that don't smell at all?

>drug pill
What kind?

Dogs alert on food. They never alert on pills. You're fake.

well technically its not a pill. I have MDMA powder that I either wrap it in a paper or put it in a capsule

If you have one drug pill and no script bottle with your name on it you're fucked. Best to empty out a bottle of Tylenol and replace with a couple drug pills imo

put it in a capsule and throw it in something with random vitamins. If they ask just tell them its medications, The TSA are NOT cops

Medication shall be on a prescription bottle with the person's name to whom it was prescribed. They may not be cops but they do have established rules they are expected to enforce friendo. Lurk moar

Reading my airport rules, it said that if I have any medications in my bag then they have a right to check them

only if you have two drug pills in your pants they find OP. Send taxes so I can claim lottery inheritance and I will pay you.

/every fucking thread is retarded now

DRUG PILLS HAHA POOP

Depends on the airport. Some have drug-sniffing dogs at the checkpoints, some don't.

Can any 14 year olds that sit around and think about stuff tell me what they think about this. My favorite thing to do is huff so much nitrous I have to ask kids on the internet how to tie my shoes

Lol can you imagine if the tsa called the cops every time they saw a pill outside a bottle?

I was able to take edibles on a plane by getting gummy bear edibles and then buying a pack of gummy bears at the airport. They didn't check my carry on where my gummies were. Maybe try something like that. You need to make them blend in.

Yes.

I had an ativan in my pocket I forgot about, it showed up on the scanner, the TSA guy was like "you sure your pockets are empty?" and rubs his hand over the wrong pocket and thought I was OK to let go

lol

I just put pills in an organizer in my carry on and leave it right out in the open. They don't really give a fuck about drugs, and even if they did, they don't have time to check every single pill that goes through the airport. As long as you don't try smuggling retarded amounts of drugs through sn airport, you're good. They've got other shit to worry about.

Idk I'm not a pill addict, but I imagine you get taken aside for having loose unidentified pills, could me mdma or something. Or PCP. Can you imagine some dipshit in a small metal tube flipping out on PCP at 10,000 feet because someone in TSA didnt call for secondary? Lurk moar

He was probably talking about ya dick

No, this was a few years ago. He got his right and lefts mixed up.

imagine being so lame you need to figure out how to be high everywhere you go

>I am such an oldfaggot you all need to think im cool

Cant I just put one pill in my underwear?

Imagine being so high you have to figure out ways to be lame (like you) in public

>Can't argue that logic, better divert the topic.
>I know! I'll green text and imply he's new!
>I'm a real fart smeller
>I'm a real smart feller

Get a small bottle of some herbal supplement which comes in capsules the same size and shape, etc.
Put your pill in that bottle.
Put your bottle in the Quart sized ziplock with your other shit.

The TSA is only going to check pills if you try to hide them or have a shitload of them, or act all nervous and edgy. Just pull that ziplock out and toss it in the tray like it was aspirin and quit worrying.

You got bigger balls than I do friendo. I'd put that in my checked bag

No you wouldn't. Nothing would happen. They would put your shit back in the bag and send you on your way. You don't fly.

Old ladies routinely carry big cases of unmarked pills marked with the days of the week, dumb ass. It's the tsa.

btw im not in America, my airport security isn't TSA

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>please keep posting the same four suggestions I haven't responded to because this situation is fake

poop haha poop

I once walked through a metal detector with a razer-blade in my shirt pocket and got on the plane no problem. tbh i forgot it was even there though.

Are you an old lady? No you are not, therefore you cannot claim old lady privilege. Check yoself befo you rekt yoself

You're a dumb ass and you don't fly.

Its just one pill I mean will they really pull over for that?

Yes I once got caught with one marijuana pill in my underwear. They made me smash it and snort it. Now I cant sleep at night without snort of marijuana pill

Dissolve in gatorade/ a blue drink( warm liquid works the best ) , fill gatorade in small mouthwash bottle & remember your dossage

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