I took the test

How did I do?

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Post the futa-rape version

I took this test 1 year ago, I haven't changed at all.

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Anyone winding up in the authoritarian portion of the graph is either a moron or convinced they're part of the authoritarian leadership class, making them an even bigger moron.

You really believe that those coordinates are statistically orthogonal? (for instance, that Authoritarianism isn't correlated with a conservative/right-ward political view?)

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I don't think this is a very accurate compass. I'm a feudal monarchist, not a quasi-leftist boomer.

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on the line

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Here's mine

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Anyone winding up in the libertarian part is a moron who believes they wouldn't be completely fucked if the state stopped taking care of them.

near the utlimate nig

and you're stupid af

lol

>purple quadrant
is childish, selfish, socially backward and has to cheat to "win."

What questions do you think you fucked up to make you basically a Republican?

This. I want to watch a lolbertarian be waterboarded with liquid marshmallow creme., they're so fucking useless.

Best version coming through

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The 'I don't give a shit' button is kinda missing

user why do you think all political matters=rape?

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Go to bed Hillary. You lost the election and nobody likes you

It's actually in the White House.

It's also missing the "I take no moral high-ground" button, which may actually make some even more libertarian.

I have no fucking idea.

I think the compass is just a bit shit.

>hillary
you trumpshits are obsessed with her

obsessed

Or maybe you just have delusions about who you think you "really" are

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You're basically Mitch McConnell.

Nah, not when every other test I take place me differently.

This test is run by liberal britbongs, and they make to rub in our faces that our "liberal" government is really right wing af.

If the option was there, I'd have answered 'I don't care' to most of those questions

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Then you'd be at the bottom right corner, because you're an enabler.

I don't care

You should. It's your planet, too.

The fuck is that?

Someone who lets everything happen and does nothing to stop the bad shit.

Under 18 b&

Slowly drifting towards authoritarian

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God these results are worse than I thought

You're all cucks

I care about the planet
I care about people's wellbeing

I couldn't give two shits how you live your life, go ahead and have a gay polygamous clown orgy marriage thing if you must.

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If you use your hammer to break through that wall on the left, you come out on the purple part.

Wait. You said you didn't care.

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That's not who I am either. I do care about other people being able to do whatever they want.

Wasn't me, check the number faggot

I'll rather use my sickle to make more space

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Based
Cringe

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To be fair-
I fucking hate pol
And i answered anti religious
Pro lgbt
And anti pride(Im bi myself,and the pride movement hurts me by making me seem un normal and makes something natural and normal seem like something to be proud of,lgbt pride should also mean straight pride then,and black pride means white pride,life is a seasaw and it needs balance in terms of pride)

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So you want the state to control every aspect of your lives and give you nothing for the privilege? Wow, that's a special kind of stupid.

Attention whore

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Commie

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I've been drifting more to the right top quadrant every time I take this test it seems

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Fuck that downgrade

Congratulations, you're a normal human bean who just wants to do things their own way and not force other people to accept their beliefs
This represents the most enlightened tier of western liberalism

>what is communism
Its not

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I swear i was purple a week ago. I still love the free market though.

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Fuck I am left I guess

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imagine being authoritarian

It is true. There was no greater satisfaction than watching her supporters' smug smiles wiped off their face after hearing their arrogant bleating for the two years leading up to the election
>fOx NeWs Is GoInG tO bE mUsT wAtCh Tv On HiLlaRy'S eLeCtIoN nIgHt

Now we must remind you of the about-face you took on the whole
>no matter who wins, we are a nation divided and we need to come together and respect the results..
>bUt It WaS hEr TuRn!!
>#ReSiSt

Topkek

This thread is filled with cucks

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>authoritarian left
>calling other people cucks
the hypocrisy

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>free market
>confusing gilded chains with freedom

In capitalism all are slaves of mammon

utopianism is a waste of time

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holy shit a real-life retard

I'd rather not be a boot licking faggot, thanks.

>Feudal monarchist
Political equivalent to pansexual furage non romantic demigod

It's 2019 - can you still imagine being right wing?

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Being pro-government is boot-licking you absolute retard.

Yeah I know right! It's !!
Can you imagine debating and arguing with people you disagree with? Wew that's Nazi propaganda.

"I dont give a shit" is unironically something someone in a privaledged position would say

Its easy to not give a shit about issues when they dont affect you

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Join the server because the server is pilot of SHIT
Why the FUCK you not there yet , why you did'n'?!'t joined this server yet?
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They only know to do and say as daddy commands. Waste of air.

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Yeah, you're right

I am privileged

Why would I want to debate and argue with Chuds? They don't want to argue with me either.

This concept of "debate creating value" is absurd. Do you argue with every religious person who knocks on your door? Probably it's the only face to face social interaction you get.

I guess. Don't know how to fell about it

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Being anti oppressive government isn't being anti government you, what was it? Absolute retard? Sound about right.

Feel*

Maybe start learning about the left from other sources than Yea Forums? You might find things you agree with.

It's the conservatives trying to set up debates, talks and discussions. It's the left-wing that are shutting down debates and silencing their opposition.

Just look at university administrations cancelling talks, the left-wing disrupting talks, facebook, twitter, youtube demonetising and deplatforming conservative people. The left aren't interested in informed debate and discussion.

Everyone is at fault in some regard, and the only way to find those faults is discuss issues with those whom you disagree with - granting you new perspectives and arguments you may not have considered. To do the inverse; that is - to stifle debate and silence the opposition, you put yourself in a bubble, never exposing yourself to new information.

You are the closest I've seen to mine

Repeal the NFA

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Authoritarians ARE oppressive. Stalin, Hitler, Mao were all authoritarian. Left or Right, Communists and Nazis alike.

Libertarians are for minimalistic governments - accountable lawmakers. Ultimately - pro freedom.

You truly are disabled.

I figured it'd further left. Tbh

I am a fucking fag holy shit

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High five faggot

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This shit's just as gay as the MBTI test.
>I'm so deep and sophisticated but I need a test to tell me who I really am

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I think it's more about demonstrating to others your general ideological viewpoints without having to have a long discussion on every topic with every individual.
It's less precise, but so much quicker.

Howd i do?

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you all are some white niggers

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poorly :/

I have identity issues
I don't know who I am

Are we cancelling the marriage? :(

You got a leftist and a libertarian

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No but we can't talk politics anymore.

Retard detected

But minimal government is still a government. Just because I don't want my government to tell me whether abortions or assault rifles are OK doesn't mean I don't want one at all. Still gotta protect them borders and build them roads.

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Wow, that chart says you can technically still be a bigger faggot than you are, but not by much.

Think he's talking about the political bias of the test creator giving an untrue representation of peoples' views.

It's a valid question.

>Imagine being this edgy

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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There's still a lot of green ahead of you

Yeah you can definitely feel the bait in some of these questions. And the fact that there's no "neither agree nor disagree" option is also a problem

Yes, government is a necessary evil. Anarchy is naturally ridiculous, but government should be as small and as directly accountable as possible to the voters.

I.e Not authoritarian, but libertarian. Meaning things like schools, roads, tax distribution are maintained by local governments. National government for things such as diplomacy, international trade, war, rule of law etc.

absolutely based

Eww gross. Are you retarded or something?

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I took one where I randomly selected my answers

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Damn

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Shows test is biased, random answers should be Trump

no its an old one because i was to lazy to make a new test
anyways that would be the best for humanity but since im a faggot jew i dont care i dont stand behind this compass

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how do you feel about freedom of speech

It's subjective

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Niggers shouldn't have it

How do you feel about speech that is completely free with the only exceptions being: Threats & calls to violence?

i.e the only rational definition of free speech.

I assume you'd also feel the same way if he removed "of speech" from his question.

Idealistically that's perfect, but it can never happen. It's a case of too many cooks. =(

Imagine being this deluded

It can happen if it's in written into a constitution and people are educated about the importance of it.

Where can i find it?

Guns are good and niggers are bad.

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You are retarded if you give a shit about an issue that don't affect you.

jew

So straight people shouldn't be concerned whether gays deserve the right to marry? I dunno man... my not supporting others' rights to freedoms I have sounds kind of dickish to me

Jokes on you. I'm in North Korea. I think everyone here is a bunch of whiny bitches.

>in north korea
>at a PC
>not in a prison

Sure biddy.

not now

>so straight people shouldn't be concerned whether gays deserve the right to marry
Exactly, gays can do their own thing, it doesn't concern me therefore i don't give a shit.

But the issue in many places is gays cannot get married. In these places gays can't do their own thing and being a person who supports giving people as many reasonable freedoms as possible this concerns me. It doesn't affect me, but it concerns me.

The thing is in a perfect world everyone would only be concerned about things affecting them. In this case a few gay representatives could vote gay marriage to themselves as all the other represesentatives would just abstain for the sole reason that it doesn't affects them and they just couldn't give a shit.

Nah I'm just white

I guess im middle

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But this really depends upon how people perceive things as affecting them. The most obnoxious religious types will absolutely view gay marriage as an affront to god, and therefor something which affects them negatively. Without the support of those who are concerned with empowering others' personal freedoms the gays might just be stiffed out of something that should be a right by the sheer fact that they're outnumbered by intolerant people. Therefore, if ever given the chance to vote in support of a reasonable freedom if given the chance, whether it affects me or not, I will vote for it.

Gah, sorry about the redundancy at the end there.

Friendly reminder that this test is excessively biased towards the bottom left. You real score is most likely 5 squares up and to the right.

Makes me feel better. I feel I'm centrist, but it puts me bottom left. Mind you I'm libertarian centrist, but centrist wrt left/right.

and everyone else needs the government to be their lil nanny one way or another.
does user need their diaper changed?

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Meh

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the real question is why is marriage a government institution?
why does the government care who associates with who?
its so it can stack the deck in favor of it's chosen people, and to regulate people's private affairs.

government has no place in marriage.

bet you like refugees?

Still hasn't changed in 2 years

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Heres mine. I guess I'm less of a faggot than I thought.

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i respect you

It's because a lot of things under government control are issues of marriage. Such as tax filing status. The results of divorce, alimony and child support are also their concern. Without the government invested in marriage a lot of caretakers would get stiffed by their former mates.

About where I expected.

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That's OK. We still think you're a faggot and isn't that what matters?

What kind of nigger puts ;) in a file name?

The flyest one of all.

i'm aware of whats involved.. there shouldnt be tax breaks associated with personal status, and thasts the only place where government should be involved is with divorce, etc... it shouldnt be picking and choosing who can and can't (outside of age of consent and/or minimum age to sign a legally binding contract).

got slightly authoritarian left but I was aiming for a bullseye

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lol, centrists want to please everyone but end up pleasing no one because they stand for nothing and/or are easily swayed because they hold no ideological base.

Centrists live life like a buffet and take the best parts of everything while leaving those plagued by insecurities stemmed from peer pressure to hide in their respective corners.
A truly free man with independent thoughts.

Lol you're retarded.

i didn't expect that..

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> Hey that's pretty good!

Nice graphic you got there. Summarises it well. Too much of everything will make you sick. Life is about keeping a balance to everything.

lol There's nothing that could not be done with divorce in your list by a private mediator or arbiter. Government has nothing to do with it but control.

The same with saying government must be involved in marriage because of tax-filing status. Government grants itself permission to your income before you even get it, and hold you under threat of your life, liberty, and property if you do not comply, or if you cannot afford a good enough lawyer to find a way out of it. Taxation is theft, taken by means of extortion. Again, it is about control.

Take that control away from government. Fuck authoritarianism.

like i said they hold no ideological base, other than the selfish "serve me, i really dont care" mentaility.

No shit you are right. Just tell me you are a trap so I can marry you.

Maybe one day I will get a wild hair up my ass, but I bet we would bro out hard though.

Kinda expected this. I see myself as a Social-Liberal leaning to Labour, so...

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Left authoritarian all the way up. Obey the collective, kill all gods, abort all fetuses, kill everyone for ultimate freedom.

>cringe

Well I bet we would. This really made my day. Greetings from Germany.

Haven't moved at all since I took it about 5 years ago

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Guten Tag from middle USA. Hope you have a wonderful week

DOTR soon

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Pretty close to Hitler

So, how did I score?

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Like a guy I wanna grab a beer with
Basically the same, but a bit more left-leaning

You too have great week mate.

you sound flamboyantly homosexual, Svensson.

>Government has nothing to do with it but control.

Which is necessary in some cases. If no one forced them to even fewer nigresses would be getting child support from their spooktacular babydaddies.

Straight as an Interstate, Günther

I wasn't expecting this

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Are you the same guy?

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Congrats on a near perfect result.

>when you don't know wether women belong in the kitchen with their offspring, or in a Coca-Cola-sponsored Femme Market®

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Yeetus

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First time taking the test

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