How long should my honeymoon be?

How long should my honeymoon be?

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5.5"

Length is not as important as *cost*.

4 years. Then you divorce.

Fifteen days

3 days, any more and you leave being finished vacationing, any less and you seem cheap. 3 gives you on day in private for wedding nighty stuff, one day to explore and one day to do SOMETHING that is meaningful to both of you

where is this?

Fucking hell, that's a lot of walking, I don't mind the work but the amount of time just to leave the cabins would be enough to keep me inside most days.

maledives
depends on what you want to do and what you want to spend. if you guys gonna fuck all day anyway you might aswell have a short one. if you want to use the opportunity to explore a foreign country or continent and can afford it, might aswell take a (several) month long one

Long enough to get cucked by a thug nigga bbc you fucking beta soiboi millennial faggot

they usually have bicycles and buggy services. Been to a couple of these, Also the beauty of these places is affected by tides, its not as serene when the water recedes all the way.

Don't go to the fucking maledives. Gayest and most boring place for vacation ever. Only interestnig for diving.
>gf went there with their parents several times when she was younger
>flight and hotel are super expensive
>tiny island with nothing to do
>Footbridge, like in pic, gets so hot that you can't walk barefeet

They are only popular bacause soulless roasties thinkt that these gay huts are something special. Also there are islamic extremists on the maledives and you are supporting them indirectly.

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God, that was lazy and boring. And obvious.

I went to Aruba for a week. It was pretty affordable too. Just don't spend a shit ton of money on the wedding.

What's wrong with supporting the locals?

Support your own locals.

What's the going rate per night?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Maybe now, but not always. I'm thinking it's about 1,500 a night from what I've seen.

That's not fiscally responsible, you should always ask. The logic is sound though

you should be worried about what happens after that

3 days at the motel 6 in Binghamton, NY.
She pays for it.

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Wait really? People go only 3 to 5 days on honeymoons?

Wife and I had a 10-day honeymoon in Tokyo. Worked pretty well. But what do I know, I'm an oldfag with wife and two kids.

The Maldivians are just Indians. Everything you would expect from a trip to India, you can expect from the Maldives. The difference is that they have the Ocean to wash away the endless filth coming from these Maldivian Indians.

Thats a pretty big difference though, to be fair.

India without the feces? Sign me up.