I need 13 months to finish a bachelors in business econ. Have a 3.17 gpa

I need 13 months to finish a bachelors in business econ. Have a 3.17 gpa.

I'm retarded so it will probably go down to like a 2.8 when I'm done.

I live in California.
How fucked am I?

Where did you apply for internships and do you think I can even get any since I'm not a unicorn?

I guess if all else fails, I can always just become a k-12 teacher.

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Also, I don't have a passion for anything so can someone just recommend what types of internships I should apply to?

I should note I have EXTREMELY low self-esteem so how toxic are internships exactly?

>tard wrangler

>spent money on college
>economics
>doesn't know what to do with degree

holy shit I hope your parents are proud of you you fucking brainlet

>I live in California.
>How fucked am I?
Very.

>isn't stem
>wasted his time

Fuck off. This job market basically asks for degrees even when they don't need them which is why I'm even doing this

yeah it seems like a very diverse degree that could get a you a job just about anywhere

What job market are you aiming for?
You don't even know
You don't even care
What are you living for

>getting a degree because "you need it in this job market hurrr"
>not getting a degree in a field you are passionate about
>not getting a degree to advance your personal growth

enjoy working at McDonald's

yeah these guys get it

I don't want to make a job into a passion. I want a job that is chill (so maybe I will do teaching since they have the lowest suicide rates) and I want to invest money. That's it. I don't live to make a job my life. I want money for food, shelter, and investments. Nothing more.

"Passionate about"
"Personal growth"
That's called horseshit.

6 posters. 11 replies. Are you samefagging? Jesus christ.

oooo you watch rick and morty?

???
Are you retarded? That's not even a clever comeback.

It would make sense if I would have said something implying that I think I am more "enlightened/superior" than others.

Pathetic fail.

He replied to two of my posts
Sometimes, you don't say all you wanted in one post

much better to have annoyed you

You can't make enough money to invest with that attitude
Did you pay attention in your economics classes?

What the fuck does "attitude" have to do with investments? Lmao what a retard

You're still an idiot with shit comebacks lol

Attitude has a lot to do with how much money you can pool in
>college debt
>shit tier job standards
>no drive or motivation

Sounds like it can affect your ability to invest if you ask me

You won't be a teacher with a bachelors degree dumbass.

>he
>implying you're not samefagging

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have fun teaching high school

No, idiot. The actual ACT of investing has NOTHING to do with "attitude".

Jeeeeesus christ

Well I was thinking elementary or middle school if I'm given the option. I think I could like teaching highschool too though.

Depends on the state, dumbass.

In california, if you go to "teachingforamerica", they only ask for a bachelor's when you are applying.

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You still have to pay for the program and pass dumbass. And even then there's a trial period and you sure as hell won't pass if 13 months of further work makes you feel stressed.

Furthermore see the wild I want to feel like I’m afraid almost

OK bud

Still untrue, you can own assets and let them depreciate unless you have the mental fortitude to keep your shit together.
Investing is all attitude. Stop poorfagging thinking you can get rich by just having money in the first place fucking idiot it's still work and to be successful in your work you need a good attitude

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>elementary or middle school
that's fucking daycare.

>if 13 months of further work makes you feel stressed.
What are you talking about?
And again, you are wrong because in california, you only need a bachelors to apply. teachercertificationdegrees.com/certification/california/

Retard

And "pay for the program". I'm paying for school. Big fucking deal.

>mental fortitude
You're such a bumbling idiot. You research, you throw money, you get in ROI.

No bullshit "feelings", down syndrome cunt. Pure logic. That's all there is to it.

But it's easy is the point.

*an ROI
Before the samefag corrects me

>not investing in real estate

Lmao OK poorfag

no you deal with obnoxious shitheads all day

>I'm rich!
Shut the fuck up, retard. Have you even invested in real estate? Stop talking big when you don't have shit, delusional fucker. I'm focusing on 2 other things. Also, real estate is one of the more expensive to even be able to start with while the other 2 I plan on doing can be started with relatively low amounts

Literally every job is like that. At least with teaching,the ACTUAL job itself is easy. Just regurgitate simple knowledge and have routine based work.

Own a rental
Sucks ass and tons of work, both physical with renovations and interpersonal with tenants. Eventually will get a Realtor to deal with the bs but 1/12 of my yearly income isn't ideal at the moment.

What 2 things are you focusing on?
I'm just giving OP shit because he's a lazy Fuck and wants to take the easy way out. Success won't come to those types. Idealistic and naive straight out of college faggots

He doesn't even know where he wants to intern, so aimless. Just fucking do it ya know. Get your foot in the door

idk 8-10 hours a day dealing with actual children. id blow my brains out in a week.

>Fuck and wants to take the easy way out

I am op. Secondly, not knowing what job to focus on doesn't = lazy. What the hell kind of logic is that?
>asking for guidance is LAZY!
Dumb.

Thirdly, investments =/= lazy either. It's the only logical way to spend money. Common sense. As for the plans I have, it's amazon fba (not private labeling) and if that fails, stocks and crypto.

Na, I actually prefer being around kids than adults. I have a feeling they will be a lot more friendly. Education also has the lowest suicide rates of all occupations so there's that too.

You explicitly stated you still have 13 months, posted a stressed out picture, claim you're retarded, and asked how fucked you are. Yeah you're a real relaxed dude dumbass.

Bro take an internship. Just do it. Any of them. Get your foot in the door.

What you selling through Amazon

And quit talking about suicide rates as of that's the reason you'll take the job. Just off yourself if you want to be the boss of your own world

kys faggot

Also, you are lazy lmao. You can't pay off your student debt with a teaching job(especially only with a BA) let alone have enough money on the side to invest
Dumbass

>I live in California.
Fucked cuck

I did the 1st 2 years at a CC, idiot.
I have no debt and need a little over 23k to finish so...???

Plus, teachers average 80k. Pic related

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Half that shit was a joke, retard. Half serious, half not, dimwit.

What a fucking down syndrome retard.

>let alone have enough side money

L
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So fucking ignorant. Most jobs do pay shit, but teachers in california make a lot, fucking retard.

Aww, did I scare the moron away?

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