Hey /b. Just found this big ass spider. What do?

Eat he ass

Gonna do the smoking thing in the morning. Will post video. Trips gets a hit

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What type of spider is it, cause if it's poisonous I'm sure inhaling the burning smoke of venom isn't good.

shut up fag

All spiders have venom. This is harmless. If you're in north america that's probably just a wolf spider. Great predators, great at catching shit around your house you don't want there like other bugs.

Leave it alone. They pay their rent in flies.

I'm sure I'll be fine. Who wants to name the spooderjoint?

this, op is gonna die

not this

Definitely looks like a wolf spider to me, but I could be wrong.

Op here. Just letting you know I'm 16 and have no will to live. Don't try to tell me to let It go. I'm a daredevil of sorts.

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Let's call him wee or trip

>I'm 16

get off of Yea Forums

Dude if you're not 18 don't come to Yea Forums

Burn it.

>54
I don't think wolf spiders sget very big, do they?

Nah, largest i've seen is about an inch or so. Maybe 1.5" at their max.

Doc spiders get to 4" but not much bigger than that in north america short of a tarantula.

You were born as the same year as this site. GTFO

Up the bum

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Snapchat: @strash68 for further updates. Not posting anymore on this thread until the morning when I smoke this motherfucker.

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Better not tell you about the spider curse then. You smash that little guy, your house will become infested with bugs and crap. Good luck. also, the others will find out... and they will.... find you.

Don't say I didn't warn you.