This hotel fucked me with a phony room service charge

pee pee

the only obvious answer is to call the pool repairman on site and steal their CHLORINE AND AMMONIA then mix the two and run

h

SHIT IN THAT FUCKER

j

this guy kinda gets it

Put up a no niggers sign

FUCKKK

Dump as much food and garbage in there as possible

shit dude i only got vacation stuff in my suitcase, but i could walk to a 711

Take a shit in it

SHIT

nigger

what is the pool lining made of?

dipping my toe in the water

this is the worst photoshop job i've ever seen

why dubs but not trips

Diarrhea in the pool bro

get

Pools closed. Put up a pools closed sign with the classic Nigra.

gfgfgfg

you must have seen a lot of photoshops in your time

Shit and cum into it.

This

Slice both of your wrists and lie in the pool until you pass out

quads GET

Drink as much of the water as humanly possible

kill the person at the front desk and drop their body in there

bruhhh

...

Poo

eeeee

Jizz, piss, and shit in it.

it would kill people

quads demand tribute. Your tribute will consist of a warm creamy log floating across the pool

winrar

nevermind im retarded

will op deliver

Write an anonymous letter to the front office and tell them there is a bomb in a random hotel room.

sex nigger

those arent quads

Shoot a load in it

jerk off into it op

No shit sherlock

llet uihduhgf

Assuming you are over 21, pour tons of beer in it

Put the mattress from your bed in the pool

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what h

shit the pool

stuff towels in the filter system

buy a bunch of poop shaped candy bars and toss them in the pool and then shit in it, the pool boy wont know which one is shit

>yes

Do this

you are really bad at this arent you

Rainfurrest-class shenanigans

Eat a box of bran flakes andthen shit in it

WINRAR

Even, trips user

I endorse this winrar

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7ZIP

Nope, read the OP again

Alright go buy some baby ruths and get ready to shit.

guys chocolate would melt the pool is really warm

Even trips is a 1 out of 200..

newfag here, what are EVEN trips

so are odd and someone just got odd

It means OP is a gay bugchasing boy molesting faggot who won't deliver.

oh nevermind i realized

fuck you op

im heading to 711 for beer ill check my phone for suggestions i might just deliver anyway

How about you just drown yourself and do us all a favor?

also tell me what to buy

why are we still here

Your ride is here user

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vodka

Go for a nice lesurley swim

please do the baby ruth switch-a-ro

if there are chairs or towels around the pool, throw everything around the pool into it, then take a shit in it or something. try to fill up the pool with as much shit as possible.

let's try again

Put up a sign that says the pool is closed due to aids

whj

shit is the default option right now unless someone can come up with something cool to buy at a 711

Swim in it

The only valid answers here tbh.
Also if you're drunk, you should vomit too.
However, I would rather shit and vomit into a bucket on a daily basis, keep it for some days, then pour it into the pool during the night right before leaving tje hotel without paying.
For extra keks, mass print the word "enjoy" in colored pieces of paper and throw them into the pool too.

^this guy is a faggot

Call for room service and when they come to your room slit their throat. Then dump the body in the pool.

dont do anything. just leave

im not sticking around if i actually do something

honestly just shit in the pool

shit

OP you should totally pass out while talking to your phone acting like you have a life that would be hilarious

Put a mattress in the pool.
When they get wet they get so heavy it usually takes a crane to get it out.

erf

This is only if you're in the situation to do that
Spill some dangerous acid, i don't really know how much you'll need it, or go to the nearest gas station buy some oil and (you get the idea right) + it is easier to do GOOD LUCK MATE

We all know where this is going, shit in the pool and go to bed.

I had a pool at my old house. This is cloudy af, I wouldn't swim in it.

Oh, and just take a shit in it and be done.

Give that pool the hot steamy log it deserves

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shit and piss in the pool, OP.

looks like vinyl

That would do literally nothing. People do that shit all the time

i can get oil at 711 but how does that become acid?

Roll

roll

This actually isn't a bad idea. Someone will see it all and think someone shit in the pool, then notice it's just candy bars and start to clean them up. Then...

You dump it in the pool and throw a lit matchstick

I gave you two different solutions, just pick one, first (acid) is harder then second (oil)

shit piss and come in it

drown yourself with the employees names written on your arm

oh and i forgot to mention, if you're gonna do thisDon't hesitate and post that pics or video over here

I reached 711

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Hell yeah user

[New Location Discovered]

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you guys have to tell me what to buy and oil is already on the list

The only way this wont work is if you're shit isn't solid. I mean I'd be able to tell the difference between a Baby Ruth and and turd that consists of last nights chili

Baby ruth bars and maybe a chocolate ice cream bar or something that will eventually melt in the pool.

hot dogs

no one's checkin' em... I'm sorry for you, user.

There is not much to think about that, just buy anything that is have really high density, you don't even need to lit that, it should give them real pain in the ass $$$

im about to leave 711 give me another suggestion theres medicine and shit

Don't post anything that would reveal your location

FOR ALL CHEMISTRY FAGS

shit in at least twice. mash it up and mix it around to make cleaning it up a bitch

Do nothing

Is OP really about to deliver?

currently walking back with antifreeze, oil, and beer. if you guys don't GET, the beer probably will make me anyways

Throw all nearby furniture in, then shit in it

Close it duh

Just jump in there and take the biggest shit you possibly can.

better use of your oil & antifreeze is to just pour it on whatever patio/masonry surface around their pool which looks the least sealed. Go for concrete, bricks...don't waste any on tile. Pour out half the antifreeze your chosen surface, then half the oil. Then, mix the remaining oil & antifreeze & half a beer into one jug and shake that bitch. Then pour that concoction wherever you most want a stain. Bonus points if you can write your name.

Sorry, that's all I got. Some poor mexican will have to powerwash that in the morning, and some guests will be mildy annoyed. Good luck op, show us what you're made of.

Also, I didn't read any of the thread, but consider whether the hassle of getting caught is worth the satisfaction of the prank.

can you double back for prune juice and chunky food?

Leave the pool alone

lol this. go home op, you're drunk

Wtf Anons, this is something that is rarely happening (having some actual fun threads) on the Yea Forums, this was used to be in the glorious days. It's either that, or you must be a newfags here

This

That's really simple just break glass if you have beer bottles or something and throw it all in the pool

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>the Yea Forums
unironically kys

im back now gonna drink by the pool

Drink antifreeze and then leave your corpse in the pool.

Do smthing OP

needs to be clear glass bottles, though

I would gladly accept your suggestion . . .
How you like me now?

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Don't forget to post a pics

holy fuck this is so savage

as much toilet paper as you can carry. Do this:
1) Unroll one roll, bunching all the tp up so you can carry it. Rip off enough to stick into one end of the tube and make a seal.
2) Then, poop into the tube. Poop as much as possible. When done, stuff more tp on top. Wrap tp longways around it until you feel comfortable holding your poop tube.
3) Go to the pool. Take the rest of your tp, soak it in oil, and then quickly wrap that around your poop tube.
4) Through that disgusting mass into their pool filter. Kekle to yourself as your wash your hands off on the clean side of the pool, pee if you have some in you, and then leave.

That will make it clean.

shieet

Call front office and tell then you cut yourself while in the pool. Tell them you have HIV.

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I'll have "Uses of Chlorine" for $1600.

OP.

its late, I wanna go to bed.

But I would like to see you do some unspeakable acts to this pool.

please deliver.

Clean it.

looks like op is being a fag again

HIV doesn't even survive in the pool water in the first place but the number of people who know that aren't high. Certaintly not a random ass hotel receptionist getting paid minimum wage to sleep through her shift.

Reroll

If you need to sleep, just save the number of this thread and when you woke up tomorrow search that with the number on the archives, it's not that hard

op me too I had wood and was going to fap then sleep I gotta get on it and hit the hay

its not her call whether to drain the pool, some supervisor will scoff and joke about the weirder shit they had in the pool without draining it

waaaat

is it a third party site?

Nah, and you're welcome newfag

Pour your antifreeze and oil in it then pinch off a mighty loaf on the first step.

Buy every box of Alke Seltzer and toss in pool. Or multiple boxes of laundry detergent. Toss the detergent in by the intake so the filter pump suds it up.

Sheeit, i think that OP got caught by some worker from that hotel

ROLLING FOR TRIPS CAUSE IM TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING

LAST ROLL

ONE FUCKING MORE

OK LAST ONE AND IM GOING TO BED, FUCK YOU OP.

get

FUCK ONE OFF FROM QUADS.

ONE FUCKING OFF AGAIN

I GIVE UP. FUCK U OP

Alright boys, i tried. goodnight.

Throw all the patio furniture in. It will fuck up the bottom and cost a fortune to fix.

That thumbnail and the shape of your hand looks quite feminine. Are you a woman?

>one off from quads
retard

No one appreciates this effort I put in?

Leave this thread, OP was caught

12 Gallons of Bleach

One number off, quit trying to be intelligent on Yea Forums and go kill yourself.

Have a quick night cap and to go to bed, your an op who loves to snooze

sorry OP, but this is where you deliever.

As someone who works in the pool industry I’ll give you some tips. Poop pee vomit anything like that the place won’t care. Chlorine looks everything and it will take them 20 minuete a to clean up. If you want to seriously fuck with a pool shatter glass in it. A pool with shattered glass must be drained and refilled. A pool of that size will be about 5000 to refill plus chemicals with is another 500 to balance the water. This is your most destructive answer. People gonna day idk what I’m talking about but I’ve been in the industry for 10 years. Nothing you put in a pool matters besides glass.

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im not trying, i am

Rolling for OP to break glass in the pool.

still here getting drunker by the minute

KEK

ok buddy

cum in the pool user dont be a bitch

Rolling for OP to quit being a nigger

Break glass in that pool OP.

Rolling for glass break

Work at a hotel in Dallas, can confirm. Cost thousands after all was said and done, not counting cost of not having a pool as advertised.

Find yourself some broken glass (smash a cup or beer bottle) and high tail it. Pics or you're a faggot.

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Roll

Break glass in the fucking pool and bounce OP.

did you do anything yet

Roll. Broken glass is easy and obvious best choice.

Use that bottle of hooch.

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OP if you're still here, give us some notification

...

Buy a couple quarts of power steering fluid and put it in the pool

Put this up around the pool

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zyklon

shit in it

OP go hide somewhere, smash up some glass and secretly put it in the pool.

Rolling for op to smash his bottles into the pool

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Broken glass in the pool is genius

BROKEN GLASS GO

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...

thats two dipshit

broken glass or I'm out

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rolling for the prof. but honestly imagine being so much of a pussy to ask for trips to decide how to ruin a pool

Rolling for broken glass

shut the fuck up stupid nigger.

be greatful I'm rolling for greatness

pour gasoline in the pool

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rolling for glass breakage

last roll and I'm opting out cause OP is garbage.

fuck I cant stop

rolling for this

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Alright Yea Forumsoys,

then is where OP breaks glass in the pool.

TRIPS NOW.

Huge poop OP

Rolling for OP to leave the pool gracefully without breaking anything and simply file a complaint to customer service or corporate

OP is indeed a faggot

Im Pool fag here. Best part is they prob won’t come after you if you just drop a beer bottle. It’s a commercial pool so even if it’s just a tiny amount they are required by law to drain. Also whoever said that is vinyl is a fucking downy that pool is clearly white plaster gunight. Also comercai looks are never fucking vinyl. They would get destroyed. Breaking glass is the only true answer.

Kill yourself honestly. youre probably 17.

can OP post a few more pics around the pool area so we know the surroundings and can get a better understanding on how to fuck with this pool

ive been at this thread for 45 minutes, cmon OP.

Trips NOW.

Reroll

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TRIPS HERE BOYS

Fine, you fags want trips? Check them

roll

I want this

an hero

please

Thanos delivers...

roll

broken glass

for sure kid

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WinRAR, here.

an hero

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jk its right here.

Broken Glass Go

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the fuck is winrar

do it

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Glass kek

Broken Glass

newfag

BREAK THE FUCKING GLASS NOW OP WE HAVE YOUR BEST ANSWER

niggers.

OP is garbage,

trips right here says so.

I would if i could

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jeez looks like the reddit fag heard of a funny Yea Forums story and thought using the lingo all willy nilly would make him fit in
well no redditfag you`re just a queer with tiny baby feet

stupid little user

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TRIPS SPEAK FOR BROKEN GLASS.

OP let's get this show on the road it's 4AM

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Break dat glass OP

Break that glass like a jewish wedding

Youre weak.

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Heres some quads for broken glass.

...

Alright I'm done

Shit in pool.

ikr break glass now i must sleep

Trips get and go to bed

not a newfag just never go on pol or b

mostly just out and k

Shit in the damn pool.

You know you need to, OP.

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Glass

oppp break da glass

took 10 minutes

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Yo what the fuck bro

swim in it op it will be nice

JESUS HE SAID BREAK THE GLASS

Poop in pool.

trips brings us bed time.

God you're such a queer.

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Alright boys,

TRIP SAYS...

OPs a faggot and does not deliever

Take a dump in the pool.

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(you) what the fuck bro

Crap in the pool.

Just break some glass and toss it you fucking turd

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Take a shit in the pool for fuck sake!

...

just to suffer

Poop in pool

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eg

EASIEST FUCKING TRIPS OF MY LIFE... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

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DID YOU DO IT OP WE NEED TO KNOW

>everyone believing OP

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roll

OP

break glass in pool or inside ur own asshole

Dude it was a bait losers, are yall stupid?

I forgot how it feels to be trolled on Yea Forums. Thank you for your work good sir. Have a nice day.

>OP is a faggot

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aight fags its gonna suck waking up. i swear to god if I'm ever op I'll deliver

glass breaking

roll

do this and post it on social media with the hotel name
#racism #genderequality #racehate #shamewhitepeople #tumblr #kfc #hatespeech and so on

Dont post on your own account and dont get into the cameras

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this and glass

here you go faggots,

go to bed.

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it's time

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e

i hate you

EVERYBODY ABORT THREAD NOW OP IS JUST A BITCH

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Check this OP, AND SUCK MY DICK.

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oh for fuck sake.

if this is trips, kill yourself in the pool OP.

If Jews are the poison of the world, this will get trips for glass in the pool

What you've all be waiting for....

TRIPS

GET

Thanks OP for this high quality bait and here is some enormous applause

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If niggers are truly poison and should all be mass executed.

TRIPS WILL HAPPEN NOW.

Lets find out who OP is and ruin his life for baiting so hard.

one last try.

This shits mad fucking frustrating

here faggots.

Good fight OP.

honestly bro, kill yourself for this one.

If this is trips, everyone in this thread is gay as fuck

Drown yourself in the pool

if trips, the guy who posted this kills himself tonight.

if trips, I shove a fork in my ass and hang myself.

if trips, i kill my dog.

rolling for this.

jack off in pool

ONE FUCKING OFF, FOR FUCK SAKE.

KILLING MYSELF

break glass in the pool

Trips just to end this fucking thread... I JUST WANNA DIE, JERRY

/thread

if trips

/thread

trips right here, everyone go to bed. OPs a faggot.

it fucking is I don't even care that its bait anymore. I've clicked so many goddamn traffic light by now

OP honestly bro your a faggot.

I'm literally here just to get trips at this point.

but of course itll never happen because moots a faggot.

Shubawabubadublub!

Time to end your misery. trips have arrived.

It makes you wonder this guy has mystical powers

He doesn't, I do.

heres trips.

I lied. right here.

why am I so invested into this......

OP, TRIPS. BREAK GLASS IN THE FUCKING POOL FAGGOT.

Thread is now end. Glass it

I NEED SLEEP

Sike pussy, TRIPS RIGHT HERE.

MOOT HERE.

HERES YOUR TRIPS Yea ForumsOYS

ONE OFF FUCK

if this gets trips all of you are gay

Giving up. someone tell me to keep going.

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the fact no one has gotten trips yet blows me away

heres for no trips.

Classic letdown by moot! Only I, Dominator of the Universe can save us!

Classic let down by Dominator! ONLY I, MAGIC JOHNSON can save us.

TRIPS, GET.

I like root beer

youre both retards.

heres trips.

trips

IF ALL MEXICANS NIGGERS AND JEWS SHOULD DIE. TRIPS WILL BE HERE.

gay

SHUT UP NIGGER

TAKE THIS TRIPS IN YOUR ASS

fuck I was going to post that gif it wont let me post it bc of filename

goodnight retards

IF RETARDS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED, TRIPS NOW.

I still like root beer

No keep helping lol

now

rootbeers garbage

sprite for trips.

IF TRIPS WE KILL THE OP

alright I'm going to bed, ive been here an hour. goodnight Yea Forums.

SIKE, TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

If trips, OP drinks the oil he bought and sets himself on fire.

okay now im actually going to bed.

peace Yea Forumsro

Shut up nigger.

trips.

The jews did this

FUCK THIS.

one off. lol...........................................................................................

once more???

yeah I'm out (please give me trips hiroshimoot)

heil

unreal

poop in a pool?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OP YOU OWE US

yay i can die now

Listen here you worthless sack of shit, rootbeer is the greatest drink in existence. You are an ungrateful child, you are so incredibly lucky to even be alive, and even luckier to be alive in a body that can drink rootbeer, yet you just disregard it as "garbage" I don't know if there is a God, and I don't know if our existence is controlled by some omnipresent being, but regardless, you are disrespecting anything involved with the creation of the universe, and you are worthless.

Congrats on the even trips
~op

kek

go for quads?

do itttttttttt its 3am find a fucking pool you asshole

quads!!!

niggers

just kill me