Why was this guy such a faggot?

Why was this guy such a faggot?

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I do get homosexual vibes from that character. Gandalf too.

He died a virgin. Prove me wrong.
Protip: you cant

faggot

yeah, all that frustration he had.. he was a virgin (speaking from experience)

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I feel like in 93 years anyone could get laid.

Frodo's dick

Welcome to b

Because he would never leave the house, or castle, always watching that tv ball that merry got a hold of that one time. Being a princess in his fortress all day. Gandalf was nomadic and was always active and smoking weed, chilling and making new friends like hobbits and shit. The white wizard was acting a bitch for being in that lazy lair for so long

He was definitely gay for Gandalf, hence why he was so butt blasted he wouldn't join him with Sauron

it's amazing how you make sense to yourself

Sauron corrupted him through Orthanc's palantir.

I want to nibble at your breasts while you show me your pubis

He had three nipples in The Man with the Golden Gun.

Strangely, he and his wife had a daughter.

>Strangely, he and his wife had a daughter
He didn't have a wife in the movie

Yes, he had. If not, who made the sandwiches for the fellowship? Read the book.

Because palpatine made him a sith

*doors open*
*doors close*

Not everything is in the script.

Anyone listened to his music? He was metal as hell

Hes got like a
metal Christmas album too

>He didn't have a wife in the movie
they won the gemini croquette contest and went on a trip to to fhloston paradise, so they missed the whole orc action

All true but you gotta remember: Saruman was the leader of the Ishtari. He was the white wizard, so the Valar, so he naturally had dominance and power above the other color. He was supposed to be their boss, someone to report to, so you can't blame the guy for setting up a command center. So what do the other wizards do? Well the grey wizard is a wandering hobo stoner faggot who befriends some midgets way out in bumblefuck nowhere, and the brown wizard is an ultra stoner tree hugging retard who lives deep in some fucking stick hut in the woods. And then there are the two blue wizards, who just decided to fuck off entirely and putz about in the far east. Imagine having to deal with that incompetent mess of twats, it's no wonder Saruman stayed in castle grey skull all day with a palantir up his ass

>thinking infinite power granted by Sauron can compare to fucking some waste of human flesh simply because it's got a vagina on it
shiggy diggy

That's a pretty big detail to leave out of the script

It was in the script

No it isn't

Him having a wife should've been in the movie