alright boys, we been here for years but today is the day we let Gerry know the full might of Britannia *looks at watch* For King and Country lads! *blows whistle*
>1,5,9: Killed immediately going over the top
>2,6,8: Gunned down by Gerry and his MG-08
>3,4,7: Blown to bits by our own inaccurate artillery
>0: survive the charge and stick a Hun with you bayonet
>dubs: killed by gas
>trips: Caught in barbed wire and gunned down
>quads: clear a trench line single handed
Alright boys...
Rollin for a zero!
Fuckin Gerries! Gimme quads! aaahhhhhhhh
Taco was a good man, take this grenade you scum! ahhhhhhhh
Not The gas! Masks on and let’s get some zero
I want my Mummy I just weed a tad in my jocks
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hold on guys I'm fapping
Give me a good death
CHAARGE
rollin for quads to squash the krauts
Give me 3333 charge!
Lets charge 'em and kill 'em!
fuggg
Hurrah!
Fuck...
just give me a 1, 5 or 9 to make it quick
Fuck those Nazi scumbags
get
I got a zero right here
God save the King. Time to give these guns what for.
Fuck, if I make it through this do I survive the Spanish flu and make it out of the great depression ? Roll
Fuck me, just hand give me 3 or quads so i can use my winchester model 1897!
Fuck, lemme me live please so i can give the hun what they deserve!
Um this is WW1 You are in the wrong war you will have to wait until we get rid of Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm first
Not even for the queen?
MAY BRITANIA RULE THE SEAS
Guess im not meant to live, guess ill except death now...
Tonight we'll have dinner in Berlin
The Kaiser did nothing wrong!
For King and Country, laddies!
Come on trips!!
Roll
Fuck you Prime Minister, Herbert Henry Asquith, I wanted to be with my Lilly
Chaaaarge
Here comes the first zero as the whistle blows
Bout that time lads. “Right-o”
imma die
>Australian
>land on the wrong beach, fight anyway
Roll
I see, the strategy is to drown them in our blood, very creative!
Charrrrrge!
Für Gott, Kaiser, und Vaterland
hold my beer
Achtung
LEGOOOO
i got this
cgargin
Pew pew!
Got a kill and died by gas, good job there.
Why is this me
Let's go
I didn't come here to live forever!
This one is for Dardanelles!
did...did you just kill yourself?
Gimmie that 0
just kill me already fags
We just missed the quads but a good death you had son
Oops
Hell yeah. Got that Gerry bastard and I'll be home in time for tea.
Mate
you got the fucker
Hope i get gassed bois
Rolllllll
Get that fucking Hun
I think I got this one covered.
Si señor, soy de...
Charge!
I leave behind a family; starving and fatherless
Too hard laddies. Let's get them nice American blokes to bail our arses out again. They my heroes!
Roll
time to kill some krauts
>Gerry
spot the American
H
COME ON YOU MONKEYS DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
AAAAAHHHHHHH
LETS FUCKIN GO
Even if you roll zero you just come home and kill yourself.
easy
At least I tried.
God save the queen
i just wanna live sarge!
COME ON YE DIRTY DRUNKARDS! HAVE YOUR OKTOBERFEST IN HELL!
...
Im so quick im sure to make it!
Oh no
Let’s get them boys, private user will save the day
Its my turn.... Wish me luck
cmon lads thats our boys ya shootin!
For honor!
For GLORYYYY
I’ll be fine, might even take down two. I’ll remember those moments for the rest of my life.
welp
Rolls for king and country.
Zerozerozerozero
whatever happens, don't kill me with gas
My expertise in tactics I learned studying the 30 Years War will keep me alive!
Well shit. There wasn't anything about gas in anything I read...
HURRAAAAAAA
Rollin
Fuck the Kaiser!
rolling
Chaaaarge
>88
>Killed by gas
Kek
INTO THE BREACH
Rolling for sweet release.
Fair enough. Hope it was a headshot.
Time to become a war hero
rollin for mo'fuckin quads cause I'm rambo
ill take it!
roll roll roll
roll
rollin rollin rollin rollin
Oi m8
die huns
roll
kissin my ass goodbye.
Cherrio lads!
Coming for you Boche!
Fuckin spawn killed
lets go guys
for crips and chips!
Rollin
For the King!
Vague nonsense.